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  • 2:05 Someone clearly doesn't understand what a placebo is.

  • Tis' so sad xD Damn them trolls, wouldn't that one with the dark alley scenario be considered an uttering threat to Atheist? LOL . ^_^;;

  • If i go outside and ask a small poor beggar girl that "does she believe in God ?"

    She might as well say yes but if I as her "Why do you think god made your life so bad ?"

    She will have no answer,not a word. If i ask a grown man or woman beggar something like this,I wonder what they will say,They probably will say they don't know and since god gave them nothing . People don't live on faith .

    In poor nations,People live on survival alone,to survive and to live .

  • They don't survive in 3rd world nations on faith ,I come from India and nobody here survives on faith alone , Faith is there , i agree but what makes people survive is strong family ties and the desire to go forward . I live for myself , for my family and my friends not on the faith ,I don't believe in any religion or any god and for African nations ,I can't believe what their life will be like,just way too much sadness and misery.

  • I'm religious, and I found this HILARIOUS. Thanks trolls for giving us such a good name ;)

  • 2:32 lol I'm not gonna lie, that's partially why I clicked the video, too.

  • wow. holier than thou much christians. what happened to do not judge lest he be judged?

    Oh right you pick and choose which to believe. I mean you can't take all of the bible seriously? Wait technically by your own bible if you didn't believe and take it all seriously you wouldnt be a true believer. ~Ex Catholic.

  • I had a giggle fit @ "DIE IN HELL MORON!" lol

  • 2:29  In that guy's defence, I think a LOT of us viewed because of the thumbnail

  • 3:03, which is why I carry a 9mm Beretta m92 loaded with hollow point rounds. Remember, if you attack me, be prepared to meet your (in all likely-hood none existent) god. 

  • Hmm didnt know you could mop a floor w/ a skull xD another thing christians believe is it?

  • After knowing the mass murder that God created, I'd rather go to hell honestly. Satan only killed 10 people.

  • @AzukanAsimbu god also endorsed incest, rape, slavery, beating of said slaves, sexism, racism, homophobia, murder and of coarse, genocide

  • @alanwake009 Satan seems like a rebel hero, huh

  • @AzukanAsimbu Yeah. In fact, what evil do we blame satan for? 

  • @PageyLTT oops acedently put your instead of their sorry bro

  • @PageyLTT oops acedently put your instead of their sorry bro

  • @AzukanAsimbu I'd much rather praise satan than your sadistic control freak of a god.

  • @monkey99712 Erm, I don't have a god, but ok. Satan seems like a pretty non-evil guy, he only killed those people with permisson from God

  • You are an excellent video editor.

  • THREATS !! u know u could make money out of these trolls...

  • 1:52 made me flinch...seriously, could they TRY to string together a coherent line of thought before posting?

  • die in hell moron...die in hell mormon *FIXED*

  • How can people say they are good when they say shit like that! Just because you believe in a god doesn't give you a pass for being a sadistic, scary, homicidal asshole!

  • I'm sorry... but I LOVE feeding the trolls! It's too funny not too!

    ...some of these guys are sick fucks btw...

  • Wow, crazy how some people can get so pissed off and say such hateful things. Is that something Jesus would approve of?

  • @dash562 well jesus approve we burn in hell if we don't believe in him even though we help cure 5billions of cancers... so, im guessing... yes ?

  • If you die in hell, do you go to Detroit?

  • Christians sure are a loving, caring bunch! Aw who am I kidding, they're vindictive sadists.

  • @werebee fuck you if you dont beleive that christ and or islam is peace im going to come and beat you up and also youll burn in hell

  • @silverballer1911 Oh, you!

  • @silverballer1911 Burning in hell, beating people up for their beliefs, etc... Yeah sounds so nice & peaceful, I wonder why I haven't jumped head first into religion... It sounds so great. (sarcasm)u

  • @from212 ANONEEMUSE EPIC WEEN LOEL

  • So much for "Compasionate, Caring Christians" LOL

  • @silverballer1911 your god is a fucking retard so is that cunt jesus

  • @monkey99712 wtf jesus can bench over 9000 pounds and can fly hel knock ur pusy ass out

  • @monkey99712 there is no need to insult their beliefs ,we insult their beliefs , but they think we are insulting them because their beliefs is them . They and their god is the same thing really ....

    Ignore the trolls man

  • @djay00009 Yeah I got a little out of hand their but it really pisses me off

  • Die in hell :D gotta love this stuff

  • @Neshuah1 Don't you love oxy-morons?

  • LOLOLOL. 1:30 I can't ...

  • @Neshuah1 i meant the one before about going to church :( sowwy :(

  • @Neshuah1 why am i talking to myself? well im not talking to myself, i was just explaining my mistake... ah okay i get it.... kay, bye...

  • .... it warms my heart to see "god's" love in all these charming people :)

    *coughfuckinpsycoscough*

  • The placebo one is so fucking dumb

  • Why can't my comment be found there?!

  • after seeing that I have to say I have a lot of respect for you guys. you put up with a lot of crap. I simply wish that you didn't have to.

  • 3:03 perfect material for poster to mirror the christianeez

  • the placebo one made me cry.

  • @MathScienceNerd Right -- where do you start with it? A bit like: "If the English language was good enough for Jesus Christ it ought to be good enough for us all."

  • @manthasagittarius1 I weep for our species...

  • 2:39 somebody end this guy's life for me

  • @MasterGamerZs LOL I see what you did there

  • Dumb ass atheist is an oxymoron...

  • I’m frightened by the comment at 2:05. So, you, i.e. believers, should all basically kill yourselves so you can go to heaven? Even though I am a vehement atheist, I would find it rather appalling if that were to happen. Sometimes one is tempted to conclude that Christianity (other religions, as well) equals extreme insanity and mental illness. Those Christians that come to these channels, e.g. TheThinkingAtheist, are plausibly one of those that are the most-deranged ones.

  • @raindropsneverfall| Make it 2:00.

  • these trolls aren't nearly as cool as the ones in trollhunter

  • Thats HILARIOUS! Notice that all of the Christian comments they showed are malicous and hateful, which further supports TheThinkingAthiest's arguments.

  • This is like an epic movie trailer. I love it!

  • 3:03 now that is scary

  • They are not trolls

    Just dummasses, next time don't hide their names, I'm in the need of SPAMMING THEIR CHANNELS

  • @MrTURBOJOHN That would make you as stupid as them. It would lower your standards, don't. Show that we are the superiour mainly because we remain respectful and polite.

  • @edgecutterman I was kidding, we are already laughing at them, They already know they are screwed anyway.

    But you are right, you are...

  • hahaha, "someone got off a plane and someone else got on in his place thats why he's god" yeah thats why he mad seth mcfarland miss the plane that hit the trade towers (R.I.P) when he openly mocks god in his cartoons. lol

  • @dougisbest1

    Seth McFarland was supposed to be one one of the planes that hit the WTC?

    Seriously?

  • Name of the music?

  • @Gothtecdotcom "O' Fortuna"

  • @NoDerpingAllowed Its a remix of it I haven't got, who did the remiix?

  • Wow, such friendly commentary from followers of "peaceful" and "benevolent" religions! You better be on the right side (believe the "right" set of rules).... OR ELSE!

  • HAHA :D these are fucking hilarious :D:D

  • wait...the one about the plane kinda mixed in different religious beliefs to support a righteous god... breaking two of their commandments right there

  • more, more, more lets keep them trolls fed

    hahaha

  • I think the fish cannibalism one beat the ant farm one from the last video. My brain hurts....

  • The dislike bar is a ninja! Love the videos you make guys, subscribed to you!

  • Lol at the "when me and my boys catch etc...". I wish they tried. Let's see how much their "faith" is going to help them in a fight.

  • I just want to slap some sense into all those trolls for being complete moronic religitards.

  • They WISH they knew where you lived, and if they did find you, they'd be too dam chicken to take a single swing.

  • Notice how half of them can't even spell the word atheist.

  • Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife!

  • I don't think Troll is an appropriate word for these cunts because trolls are generally out specifically to piss people off and offend. These complete morons and psycho's actually believe what they say in their comments.

  • 2:15 Do they understand evolution? I've seen similar arguements like 'why doesn't a ape give birth to a human?'. But that isn't what evolution is about. We evoluved from a ape-LIKE creature, not a modern day ape. Similarly, we evoluved from a fish-LIKE ansector, not a mondern day fish. Sure the mondern day fish my too have evoluved from this comman ansector like us, but it isn't the ansector itself. Doesn't anyone else see the flaw in this argueent or is it just me?

  • @WolfieJoeyGirl that argument drives me crazy every time i hear it.

  • @WolfieJoeyGirl Oh I agree with you, makes me pretty irritated sometimes. It's a matter of people understanding the basic concept. The easiest way to say it is that we and apes come from a common ancestor.

  • @WolfieJoeyGirl What theyare sying is like saying "England shouldn't exist since the English gave birth to america."

  • WOW, they say they are Christians, but I don't remember anywhere in the Bible you should threatened you fellow man. As for praying for people, put in time and do something to help, action speak louder than words..

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  • 2:59

    I can already see myself standing in that alley.

    I can't imagine myself being scared though. I got the laws of physics on my side.

  • man i am crying out of laughter as i was trying to recover after watching the 1st one. You rule man.

  • Theists are scary. Except for 2:29. That guy just needs to find a good porn site.

  • i want a third one damnit :)

  • Starve them to extinction

  • @FR0STY0115 You can't starve a troll, their filter feeders, unfortunately.

  • @Anthony13USA yes but now we have trolls that only attack trolls so the troll of my troll is my almost friend

  • @Anthony13USA shit.

  • This video is just too funny nothing like the topic of religion to bring out the trolls. I have had plenty of them on my channel. Some funny some lame and some just want to start a fight, I have clever comebacks for them. What gets me though is too many people actually take trolls "personally". Well I hate yahoo news more than anything in the world after reading some of the comments I wonder if anyone in the world is still sane. Wow stupidity is one thing but yahoo news commenters take it to a

  • @theindigonation whole new level. Anyways randomess and stupidity is kind of fun in real life though, just laughing and having fun. Its freedom from the constraints of a boring normal society. Yahoo News however takes it too far. I REALLY wish they would disable comments on YAHOO FUCKING NEWS. Talk about insanity.

  • @theindigonation Yahoo news is all trolls and crazy and needs to be shut down. Yahoo news is scary it makes you wonder if youve entered into a "quantum space time continuum" of stupidity and how long this planet will survive. Wow if anyone wants to know about stupidity YAHOO NEWS is insanity. For the brains of our children its scary that its up there. Holy shit. 

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  • @theindigonation Yeah i hate those Xtian little shits going into yahoo news and flooding it with crap. Like if some news were that important but anyways i agree with you.

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  • the one which shocked me was the placebo one

  • Ha what if one of the comments was from the last troll video, that could get kinda awkward XD

  • "DIE IN HELL MORON"? really? i thought hell was in the "after life". isn't the afterlife eternal for them?

  • truly, truly baffling. they obviously dont think, let alone think for themselves.

  • I just adore people's ignorance and stupidity.

  • @Drakoslayer13 I laugh at it LMAO

  • @LightsG me too thanks for sharing this video.

  • My brain hurts from the stupidity....

  • @AlexTackaberry Agreed.

  • Geez, will everyone calm down!

    If you're a Christian, and you don't like these videos, then go away, and watch videos you do like. maybe find a website where you can vent your hatred of Atheists.

    I thought Christians were a peaceful, calm, loving kind. Perhaps not. Some of those comments are disgusting, and insulting. We question you and your father, but do not insult you. You question evolution and STILL tell us to go to hell.

    Oh, and guess what? I DO know what I'm talking about.

  • @BlossomAnarchy "I thought Christians were a peaceful, calm, loving kind." They are. They can say and do what they want, when they want, because they want, and if we argue we can just burn in hell for asking heathen questions. They are peaceful, calm and loving because they say they are. If we don't belive them its because we are retarded f*&kwads who are going to burn for eternity. Simple Christian logic never fails, except for when it does.

  • @BlossomAnarchy Christian=peaceful? Really? When the hell did THAT start? 0-o

  • The first comment made me die a little inside.

  • I like the comment about "I viewed the vid just because i taught it had a lot if boobs" But i like your work guys. I don't care if there is a creator (hopefully not a Christian God with blood lust) or not, But I do care the work you guys do to make people think more. Thanks so much for your work. I love it.

  • Tell me this you atheist fool, if God doesn't exist, how did you get here???? jk :)

  • @zagnutmmm - AH-HA! A TROLL! FROM TWO WEEKS AGO!

  • Face palmed at the placebo one.

  • You can see how violent religion is i would never want any harm to come of religious people i dont dam them to eternal punishment but if for one second they have their faith questioned they become as evil as the god they worship

  • ahahahah, my lungs hurt, haven't had a laugh like the one the "wow this is major BRAINWASHING propaganda" gave me. Hippocracy like that deserves life on a short bus.

  • I am shocked! I never thought such righteous, God-fearing Christians would be so blood thirsty. Someone should really make them ease up on all of those video games based on the Bible. That' garbage will rot your brain.

  • @leptonsoup337 "Someone should really make them ease up on all of those video games based on the Bible" lol, Biblical video games. Dragon Age : Crucifixtion. Or maybe Call of Duty : Reformation.

  • But you promised. :(

  • But you promised. :(

  • Oh my big-bang-theory, you must make more of these xD

  • people who claim to have so much love have so much hate

  • @teapotagnostic96 Yeah, I remember this one internet picture where a cartoon fat guy says "Why doesn't any girl like me? I'm the nicest person on earth."

    then in the next box, it clearly shows that he is flaming on the internet, commenting that "girls are sluts" and "tits or gtfo".

    Yep.

  • @teapotagnostic96 Well yes. Thats becuase their so called LOVE is only for tohers of THEIR kind. Which is MAIN Reason why im an Athiest. I don't want to be connected that can't keep it stories straight, had a dark past of killing stuff that doesn't have the same beliefs, FORCING others to beleave, and all around is just full of problems. If they fix this, then i may convert. But there is also the fact that i need proof. Having faith is one thing, but I do agree that he should so him self.

  • But you promised you wouldn't!

    *weeps* :,(

  • I love how someone said if all prayers replies with a yes, there would be no one would die and everyone would be rich. Sounds like someone trust everything in god and doesn't want to work. And if every prayers got answered with a yes then...the entire US Army would go to hell because a Muslim guy prayed for it. Or US dollar would rain down from the sky and raises hyperinflation which will destroy the US economy. Believe in god or not, work for what you wish for. Don't pray for it. Work!

  • @lazysunside I agree with work for your stuff. That being said, I question how much Yahweh loves us. When a father becomes successful if he is loving he shares his success with his children ie. making son president of company, making wife ceo, etc.. Why can't god share his own power and give us ALL our own universe to do as we please with god like powers like he has. He is ALL POWERFUL so this should not be a problem for him, unless of course he does not want to share with us. Greedy god ffs...

  • Most of these aren't trolls. They are just incredibly stupid people. Good trolls are actually intelligent.

  • Hopefully this will shut the trolls up, the videos on this channel were intended to be humorus and help to explain an aethiest's view on religion and other matters , I seem to remember that somewhere in your bible it says "treat other how you would be treated yourself" so here is a tip follow your own dam realigous guidelines before making fun of this channel

  • Another reason to support my faith in science and not religion: Have you heard of INSTINCS? Every single thing that lives consciously, has instincs that ultimatley prevent them from dying. If someone pushed you off a six story building, you'd be scared shitless! Yeah, I used that word! Well, what's the point of all that if heaven existed?

  • Did you know homosexuality is found in nature? It's a known problem for farmers that Sheep are one of the most gay animals on Earth... Humon on Deviantart taught me that :O

  • @samaimdeda Did you watch Ricky Gervais' video too?

  • @Paterson559 THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THAT VIDEO. Haha I only know the guy because of the movie 'The Invention of Lying' which was kind of an atheist movie. :3

  • @samaimdeda haha it's true! giraffes, black swans, most dolphin species, orcas, bison, elk, and over 4000 land beasties alone have gay individuals. when they are able to acquire young either by pairing up with females solely for reproduction, adopting, or the occasional kidnapping, the male pairs are better suited for the parenting and are over twice as successful as heterosexual pairs. :D

  • @cavemantiger The gay animals are really better parents? Wow. Maybe gay people should adopt moar homeless children... :D

  • @samaimdeda lol well, yeah! if a single father can raise his daughter, or a single mother raise her son, both missing the "crucial other half" and turning out fine, there's no reason why two fathers or two mothers couldn't do an even better job due to twice the income, time, and love!

  • Religion will soon be obsolete as more knowledge of the universe comes around. I won't be alive for that since there are still A LOT of over religious, ethnocentric idiots in the world so it'll take a while for society to recover from them.

  • 2:12 , about the placebos and faith healing....WTF....did anyone else have to read that twice just to fully absorb that stupidity?

  • You know, I'm religious, but some of these comments are just ignorant. Also, they're not trolls unless they're saying just to get a rise. Generally, I figure these are just ignorant comments.

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  • Alright the one at 2:50 made me LOL

  • The Christians all contradict their beliefs by threatening killing athiest...

  • WE ALL WANT MORE TROLL MOCKING VIDEOS

  • Christians are such idiots, PRICELESS video btw, keep making more man!

  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO~

  • to all the troll christians ho read this i want to quate a briliant man named bill hicks :"well if i insulted your religion, forgive me"

  • i litteraly facepalmed myself after reading the placebo comment. I'TS TO SEE IF THE REAL DRUG ,THAT IS NOT MADE BY GOD BUT BY MAN, WORKS

  • They Eating Him! and Then They Going to eat me!

    Ohhh Myyy Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­d!!!

    (from trolls 2)

    LOL

  • WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS MORORNS?!?!?! Homosexuals are killing our race? We're cannibals for eating fish? Death threat+ considering atheism a religiion and puttting Einstein as a god? Yeah, and we're the ones that are wrong for searching for answers.

  • lol , the boobs part XD

  • oh by the way, for all religious people out there: this is an ATHEIST chanel soooo... GET OFF IT!!!!!!

  • lawl

  • LOL a religious person talking about propaganda..um sorry who pushes religion down our throat again ? not us atheists

  • "when me and my boys catch your atheist ass in a dark alley (missing punctuation). you will not be praying to Einstein. You will be praying to god when were moping the floor with your skull."

    1) atheists don't "pray" to anyone... and why Einstein out of all the scientists? just cause you heard of his name while watching PBS kids or something?

    2) aren't Christians suppose to... you know... NOT ATTACK PEOPLE? isn't that a sin?... can they not even follow there own beliefs?

  • speaking of selfish is ask u stuck up christians this

    1 why should god love humans

    2 why in general does he give a shit

    3 dont you think god or the deity would prefer it if the earth was one huge death match

    4 why should god answer our prayer. expecting him to is selfish

  • keep feeding the trolls. i want another sequel.

  • music was epic

  • "The main reason they can't deal with God is 99% sexual."

    Only if a priest molests a child, I deny god because he's equally illogical as all the other gods.

    "Problem? is homosexuality, if carried on unchecked will cause theextinction of the race."

    Homosexuality is one of the main things reducing global overpopulation. How about forests we don't have to cut, animals we don't have to kill and air we don't have to spoil for new people? We should be grateful for homosexuality.

    I know he cant hear me

  • @mestarilapsi

    don't forget that he claims that STD's were made to kill homosexuals... yet you can catch them from opposite genders just as easily as from the same genders... I just didn't think people could be that stupid. that isn't even a religious matter. that's just common sense -.-

  • @imnota5 You have a valid point there.

  • I LOL'd at the comment

    "wow this is a major BRAINWASHING propaganda."

    Christianity is a major brainwashing propaganda, TheThinkingAtheist's videos are based on facts.

  • Such wonderful Christian people. Makes me want to be just like them... nope, couldn't say it with a straight face. BTW, the guy at 2:40 talks about God and Evolution. WTF?

  • you are just great!!!!!! keep up the good work!!!!