American Idol Winner 2011

[thearsen619]

this guy is fucking mental not even funny i just said he needs to stop sweating so much and stfu

[5492514]

does this guy even know where he is?? if this is comedy then general hospital is fucking hilarious. i bet he does his stand up at funerals? oh dead crowd im sorry!! he must have been forced into gayness from lack of pussy? is a hole a hole dude?

[sloofuss]

It is more serious than you can ever imagine.TV is reality??

 Escapism,of a Houdonic nature to the max. Are your french Fries ready? I only ask because,the serious nature of your accusations cause me distress. Everyone is plagued by this economy and losing what means the most to them..their ability to buy cheap French fries,that do not make them a fat tub of lard.

[sloofuss]

Where are you now? I'm still here. you thought you got rid of me,with your comments. i help you my brother to lift off your face the pressure,of being you.

[kingsize566]

Hmm, the plastic-ono band? I get the impression there was a child wanting some help and attention there at some point along the way. I'm guessing when you were speechless, someone else wanted to talk; and the reference to "batteries not included" was about the 1987 Speilburg film.

I agree, blueberry juice is naturally delicious, although I think industry/advertising has more say in it than the government.

An interesting video anyway, thanks. Do you watch them back a few times?

[sloofuss]

mmmm,juicy breast!

[squinkypie]

STUPID!!

[sloofuss]

It's okay.I was like you until I knew the facts.Lots of information here,& the local library.

tHanks

[sloofuss]

The facts remain & you can't change like so many wasted liberals on strings.

[sloofuss]

People who make inane comments & give no reasons for their opinions should be banned from You Tube.

Did you even hear my messages,or just look at my face & say "stupid."

Maybe you are the not so wise one,to not hear what people say.

[delaneyelise]

LOL tooooooo funny hehehehe :} delaney xxxxx

[sloofuss]

thanks

[sloofuss]

Don't do it.enough to worry about without brain altering chemicals!

[GotLakai686]

....wow.. am i high`?

[sloofuss]

Please,I hope not.Stay off all drugs,caffeine too!

[gatlingat]

nice Police reference at the end :)

[sloofuss]

Glad you liked it.Police,government officials on all levels are in on it.

[sloofuss]

You are freaky deaky baby.

[DekramProductions]

IS that your hair or a snowcap? P.s. are you sure nobody has called you a retard before?

[axlrosegirl7]

this dude id do ugly

[sloofuss]

Are you going out 2nite? I'll let you do me in the alley!

[sloofuss]

Sorry have enough hot babes in real life.What is with all this cam shit!

[sloofuss]

This has nothing to do with sex.The government is a sexless torturer!

The last time we ordered our generals to take out,they came back with cheese!

[sloofuss]

I'm sure they must be really treating her rough.

She probably doesn't get the Grey Poupon mustard & gourmet crackers with her roast chicken cooked by chef Spiitezolli.

No Hilton bathrobe or digital camera to film her escapades.But you know something will come out.She's a publicity genius!

[nissin917]

lol.... UUUmmm... =)

[sloofuss]

Eat healthy & pray to your god ,that Paris Hilton does not get raped in prison.I would hate to have to endure that video.

[nissin917]

I don't like Paris Hilton... I just read headlines about her not being able to COPE in prison...

[Mayo107]

You should take the other peoples advice and get some help dude

[sloofuss]

I am trying in my own way for helping others.

Not to be afraid but still allergic to Mayo.

[ArcShady]

This message is a continuation of my last one - Bronx Psychiatric Center is a 360-bed facility located in the Northeast Bronx. It is accredited by the Joint Commission on Healthcare Organizations and is affiliated with the Albert Einstein College of Medicine. Sorry i didnt listen to your claims or arguments, i just lost interest as soon as you started talking. Get back bro.

[ArcShady]

this is why smoking crack is bad

[Mugenmush]

Hahahahaha

True, but then we wouldn't get these amusing videos.

[ArcShady]

good point

[sloofuss]

Gracias Nachos por favor

[sloofuss]

Yes,but is that worth the slow torture of thousands of Americans,& some foreigners too?

[hallowking]

eddy your sweating!!

[sloofuss]

Sometimes ,oh Hallowed King,I think it's the only way to rid myself of the impurities.

Who is Eddy?

[natashalimlihuei]

What??

[sloofuss]

Okay is all relative when you have none,then what do you compare it to?

a day that you can barely remember & when you do they dot dot dabble dash!

[vixenkitten04]

I meant hurt not head head.. cant type right now for some odd reason lol.

[sloofuss]

For some odd reason ...hmmm.Could that be that they know you are trying to type me a message.

They want to do anythng to distract you from association.

[natashalimlihuei]

Dude, are you ok?

[sloofuss]

With the help & love from you,I will make it. Some days are better ,& some make me want to cry for help.

In my heart I know it will continue long after the attacks on me have stopped.

[vixenkitten04]

Ramen~ breakfast, lunch and dinner of champions lol. You make my head head with all your infinite knowledge lol = D you should bottle some of it up and sell it to the world. You'd make bijillons !

[sloofuss]

I did not mean to make your head head.Sometimes my head heads & my toes are occupyed with their own after thoughts.

I try to think of other things like picking daisies as the bird watches over head,ready to eat you a half inch at a time.

[ArcShady]

lol @ head head

[sloofuss]

What are you talking about?

If I have done anything in my 53 years,it's my fierce attack against drugs!

Are you listening ,or do you have your head up some govt. agency's crack!

[ArcShady]

Its okay buddy, drugs can get you to say these kinds of things. You know there are free rehab courses, but considering your situation, i suggest you check yourself into a psychiatric ward. Me being a cool guy and all, i personally google searched "vacant+public+psychiatric+war­ds" and found the ideal facility that would most likely best fit your needs -

[sloofuss]

Will they pick me up?

Or is this another fickle trick to make me eat my pickle alone in some psyche ward,where my words cannot reach the media & the common man.

I'm past those cheap tricks ,adams ants & Ricky Carlos Montannas furlongetated madussa oblongata.

Slippery banana I will not fall!

[sloofuss]

Shama lama shady slimola!

[ArcShady]

why thank you old buddy