Manchester United Piss Take

[mapexmason98]

omg i cried

[the1booth]

Look at all these bandwagoners getting mad

[iMJustLouis]

Choose to play Fergie time,

LUFC

[TheKirkster100]

Choose to waste your time making this video

[realannnoyingorange]

This is how to respone all the haters CHAMP19S

[Hittheroadjack1000]

Choose to be a wanker who has to diss United just cos they are successful, 19 TITLES

[Hittheroadjack1000]

This guy needs to die

[Super95Freeman]

name of the song? :L

[MultiTashman]

CUNT

[abclfc321]

109 people are Scum United fans!!!

[carpangler11]

U are a twat just coz u support some twatty sundayl league team dont mean u can take the pis out of a ten times as good team

[98raza20]

@carpangler11 no we like good teams and want them to do well like Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool. We just don't like Scum, like Man U and Chelski.

[DarkFalz1]

RAG: 'Doctor, Doctor, every time I masturbate I shout 'COME ON UNITED!'

DOCTOR: 'Don't worry, most wankers do'

[0cookie01]

who was the player who spent all of his time in the reserves?

[ginganinja101]

choose the most successful english team...

[pedrothepanda]

ur mums go in bed u cock

[pedrothepanda]

Whys he talking about his mum

[Midweekshowdown]

Thanks for handing Chelsea the league title United!

[ginganinja101]

@Midweekshowdown yh... that went well... 2-1 i believe :P

[NickGriffithMusic]

This is epic!

[1chrisrichards]

wtf i live in manchester so how have i never been to manchester in my life ,

AND YES i do choose man united before england its part of being a united fan

[markdaspark2]

@1chrisrichards is being a cunt part of being a united fan?

[1chrisrichards]

@markdaspark2 oh , i've to admit , i hate united fans from u.s.a and asia ,

[777reddevilsnumber]

Choose 10 premiership titles

[logueoli]

this is brilliant ha

[chris59775]

Lol 0:18 onward lamfo

[FormerOutlaw]

Whyy sooo jelous?! xD

[shelleylfc]

hahah gotta love this, all the scum fans giving it beans on the comments!! turn it in will yers :)

[liveerpoolfan]

I love this man and all of the Manu fans commenting on this vid r like "ur just jealous" haha like were jealous of your cheating team and all of the stuff in the vid

[Harpo561]

Jealousy gets u nowhere......and my wife is a german man utd fan and we do travel to Old Trafford....so FUCK YOU Matey

[markdaspark2]

@Harpo561 we'll have to shoot her then :/

[Harpo561]

Jealousy gets u nowhere

[MrKingkopite]

choose shit grey shirts then blame them when you get stuffed by Southampton

[acleansheet1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! shite on united!

[Samaustin666]

funny4, your grammar sucks.

[kiffyando]

how fucking bitter?????? haha as a lower league fan i find this fuckin hilarious but its not jus united its all shitty premier league clubs u can have this bout any team specially man city and chelsea STILL so funny

[mcfcguvnors]

pmsl @ choose to forget that 1968-1999 ever existed nice one heehee

[StandupSOT]

The best video ive ever seen :) also becayse there are stoke fans at the end(ish)..

[SuperHunt88]

Choose to have a sense of humour and laugh at this instead of taking it thick.

Even if its about a dozen years out of date.

[MrJbagshaw]

love it !

[nnnooo100]

funny as fuck fm the mags

[Trevo711]

They're not even fans, they're gloryhunters. They're not even human!

[alyndavies]

bitter, twisted and pathetic, but funny all the same.

[tloxov2]

its obvious everyone hates united due to the fact we win so much, in a few years city n chelsea will get hated just as much. at the end of the day i dnt care who hates united as they probably rant on about glory hunting and all that shit, most of the time im surprised those people have actually heard of a place called manchester as they always assume when you support them your a glory hunter no matter where your from!

[mcfcguvnors]

@tloxov2 -choose to ignore popular opinion when its SOOOOO obvious that your a social pariah .choose to compare yourselves to liverpool & claim better points tally -WHEN LIVERPOOL ONLY GOT 2 POINTS FOR A WIN DUHHHHHH!!!! Choose to claim gates of 60 k on the dot even tho thats has never ever happened! (same as wembley never had 100 k fer the old cup finals-simply didnt happen!) & finally....CHOOSE TO SUPPORT CHELSEA AS PER THE MAN UNITED FANS AGREEMENT-IF WE DONT WIN SHINY FINGS WELL GO COCKNEY!

[Rampage2oo9]

haha nice one  :)

[PauloPelle14]

You see it's funny how teams like Man Utd, Arsenal and Chelsea seem to have the most fans because they've been the only teams to have really won the title in the past decade!

As a Tottenham Fan and someone who is realistic about our chances, if we get just a few more quality signings and with the way we've been this and last season we could win the title next season or the season after!

It's a possibility which no one could deny, so in advance I'd like to say... fuck off glory hunters!

[TheNKSxProductionz]

im a man utd fan and personally i loved it totally true.

[DamoM91]

and roy keane is not a wife beating alcoholic.. you fucking english bastard"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DamoM91]

''choose a phsychopathic irishman as captain and call him a gifted visionary''

Roy Keane may be a rough man on the pitch but no doubt he is a true legend..!!!

[Spinaltapped333]

I have no right laughing at that having just watched the Team of Destiny (destined to finish behind Chelski for the next millennia) just beat my club in a pathetic display from both sides ... but

WHO THE FUCK ARE MAN UNITED?!

I ask that everyday as 75% of the ManUre "supporters" do when confronted with a name off of the roster that isn't Wayne Rooney.

[jkoff76]

Love Glazer! Hate United!

[alslevie1986]

Who's that shagging in the lowry.

Who's that with a dirty brass.

Its Rooney and his ho.

Giving her a go.

Cos Colleen won't take it up the arse.

[peaceman1234567]

Choose to take the piss out of United,choose to top yourself.

[RVDExtremeRules]

Awesome video! The main reason 2 reasons I hate Man U is because they call themselves "Manchester" United when they're not from Manchester. And the media bias....

Thumbs up if u hate Man U!

[jonnybridge]

*dies laughing* Brilliant! and so true.

[anksunamun1967]

Fucking get in love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mauman707ec]

im manutd fan

n i don giv a shit abt wht u ppl say

coz manchester rule n i knw thr r btr thn teh rest FACT

don b so jealous geez

[20cFilmWannabe]

@mauman707ec speak english or why not visit the country man u are from you bastard

[20sbc07]

@mauman707ec #

Here we have a typical United fan... Can't speak a word of english.

[mauman707ec]

@20sbc07 wjp who said it was english lmao

[flightsim004]

MAN UTD ARE THE BEST

[scxheidi]

fuck all the chelsea fans liverpool fans the ars hole fans fuck the lot off u wankers just becoz u all cnt win a cup like us an we do it in stlyle

[alslevie1986]

Chose a Racist albino with pink eyes as your goal-keeper.

Choose to sack a manager for fucking the physios wife.

Choose your greatest ever player to be a drunken liverwasting wifebeating jailbird.

Choose Scum/

Choose Man United.

[MUFCmanchester]

wow fucking very amusing

[ant8tfive]

choose the most successfull manager of all time. choose to rebuild a club from scratch and turn them into the biggest club in the world. choose a faithfull board who doesnt sack there manager, just because he hasnt won a cup in the first 3 seasons. choose to win the double with "kids". choose the treble. choose the only english club to win 3 consecutive league titles twice. choose two doubles and a treble in 5 years. choose to support a team that is hated because they are so great. CHOOSE UNITED

[ant8tfive]

this one is for the guy talking "choose not to be bitter"

[ant8tfive]

lol oooooooooh take that man united fans. "choose to be snubbed by every top player u go for and pretend u didnt want them" lol no thats city. "choose to be hated by everyone and pretend u dont care" lol no thats ashley cole. choose a wifebeating physco" lol no thats gazza. "choose not to condem your player after hes been convicted of assualt" lol no thats gazza again. "choose 7 failed attempts in europe" ?eeer duno bout the 7? how about liverpool, "choose 18 failed attempts at the premiership".

[PaulLFC91]

Hahaha funny as fuck who the fuck are man united

[devineaaron]

lol people are soooo bad at mocking MU lol because you actually CAN'T mock'em..Its just that people are jealous because MU..They are in BIG dept and we can STILL be the best in th world lol..

[woolleyrascal]

choose to compete! choose to be a recognised club all over the world. choose a life!

[maoilscheachlainn]

man, i'm a liverpool fan and in fairness, after all these things, any utd fan can just go.....choose like 30 trophies in the last 20 years!:(

[Mikeb1001]

@maoilscheachlainn A scouser that's not living in the past! That's a breath of fresh air! Spot on though, we just point out that we've been knocked out of Europe more times than any other English club in the past 20 years because we've competed in Europe 17 seasons out of 20. No other English club has played in Europe that much in the last 20 years

[bouldy123]

LMFAO !!!!! Awsome !!!!!!

[justine170688]

haha noooooo it shit

MANCHESTER IS THE BEST EVER XXXX

[conormcgihon1]

Choose to support man u and then Chelsea cause they won the leauge

[cachamelion]

Choose 32 trophies!!! MUFC FOREVER!!! LUHG!!

[GyposDog1]

whos that dying on the run way

whos that dying in the snow

[Mikeb1001]

@GyposDog1 Are you a Liverpool fan by any chance?

[xxamicxx]

hahahaha pmsl

[jimsvalet]

first class comedy,anyone but utd for the title.

[liverpool123ben]

SO TRUE He Forgot The Bit About Where They Crash The Fuckin Plane

[divyam61]

omg thats was as sick as it could get u asssss man utd rulee

[clivebmx08]

Nicevman funny how long sod that take you

[joeytrib1]

Love it! The truth hurts thats why people slate it!

[NayrNitsuj]

Now that hurts, why so fucking mean you jealous cunts.

[13simo93]

Nufc all the way. TOON TOON!

[FATMANPACMAN]

ahaha love it city all the way

[PRIMERA737]

Ah lets just fuck every team bar the team we support. Now can we all just get along? where is the love people?

[96adamali]

manu red jews fat monkeys

man city all the way

[parkouras93]

@96adamali haha look who's talking

the team that has one of the greater budgets in premier league and can't even finsh in the top 4 plus doesn't have one player that stays more than 5 years because you keep buying players and sell them the year after(look robihno)

get a life man

[96adamali]

@parkouras93 HAAA HA LOOK WHOS TALKING A STUPID GLORY HOGGER

U ONLY SUPORT THEM CUZ THEY WON A COUPLE OF TROPHIES AND UR NOT A FOOTBALL FAN UR JUST A GLORY HAGGER AND WE ARE SECONT IN THE LEAUGE INFRONT OF YOU

[parkouras93]

@96adamali for your information I have been supporting united three years before they won the champions league, since I started watcing English football.

And last year that we didn't win anything I did not go on to become a chelsea fan and claim to always have supported them. That's just shitty and shows complete ignorance about football.

[96adamali]

@parkouras93 you might of been but nearly every united fan i know dosent even know 2 of there players every utd fans like tht youv got no true fans

[pcproparts]

Fuck MU! Fuck Liverpool! Fuck Arsenal! Fuck Chelsea!

[LEGION141]

fuck football....

[joeytrib1]

it's just full of OVER paid actors that fall down at every instance of a tackle and cry like babys! And most of them are on mega money! In rugby they spill blood n guts n be K.O'd b4 being taken off!!!

[ziggystarlight]

Manchester United most hated football team in the world...... and we fuckin love it!!!!!!!!

[chubbs124ful]

united all way man!!,haha

[14cem]

man united are the best team in the world. this is a load of bollocks. btw i'm a reading fan.

[MarcusBowen]

Nope, Barcelona are and this is funny.

[NUFCbrettNUFC]

SHEARER, SHEARER!!!!

[Ms108870]

Liverpool fc, worlds greatest side.

[Swee25]

Haha fucking brilliant!! Dirty manc scumbag twats

[AZIBET]

@Swee25 Remember manchester united isn't the only manc team, dickhead.

[sxcbumsophii3]

cud be worse, you cud me german.. you cud be a german man united fan, then we'd have to shoot you :L xx

[thisissomeone1]

CITY TIL I DIE!

[MartinSkrtelsDad]

The Most Hated Club In The World.

Whosss Thhat dyin on the runwayy,

whos that dyin in the snow,

its busby and his boys and there makin loadsa noise cos they couldnt get the aeroplane to go... MASSIMO TAIBI

[MarcusBowen]

That's just sick and my that I mean well out of order.

[howittmp01]

whoo the fuck are man united!

Leeds is the team to support!

WE ARE LEEDS WE ARE LEEDS WE ARE LEEDS!!!!!

[firthyhy2k8]

who who who oh that team who ur not FAMOUS ANY MORE YOU NOT FAMOUSE ANY MORE

[DVSlandlord]

Thank you to whoever found this. it has kept me in stiches. awesome

[krhysthy22]

CHELSEAAAAAAAAAA!!! BLUE IS THE COLOUR BITCHEZZZZ, even if Terry's goal was in offside, Rooney's goal in the FA Community Shield was in offside too, we could have won 2-1.

[TheMancbloke]

Why don't do you all fuckoff you sad bastards. You're jealous of our club, fans and our success. Just cause all your own wank clubs win fuck all its not our fault. And whoever wrote it and performed it obviously still lives with his mum and sits wanking in front of a pc when United lose.

[StOkIe5554]

Hush yer prick, come back and bitch when you've bin 10 united home games and 10 away games.

[murdochFCUM]

fuk of u scouse cunts

[captainbastard]

beautiful

[ben14279]

absolute tune

[reemouj]

hahahahahahahahaaaaa weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeee who the fuk r man united

[ryancfcsas]

Man this funny! The best pisstake of any club!

[thefuckincoolone]

love it. well said. LFC4LIFE.

[ben14279]

FUCKING LOVE IT

[UNITEDxWRx10]

Fuk u prick

we're the champions!!!

19 years and counting scouse cunts

[IrishRed1892]

@UNITEDxWRx10 you do realise United went 26 years without a title? Or probably not you fucking glory hunter

[Beckyisbest]

hahaha, this is awesomee.

[rocomarster]

2:09

[s2maniac]

lmao at 2.13 :L

[united2oo9]

19 years

[clemy2j]

who made it up?

[ryancfcsas]

Class!

[dapz2]

how sad is this, why spend tym makein video lyk this... some1 sould make a video about faggs who make videos ripping football teams

[kellyhird92]

so how sad are u to watch it thn? your probs a scum fan

[Questlogg]

Yes we hate scum utd.

[soterios11]

hahahaha!

[RhodriR]

SHEAAAAAARER!

[ModeratorMikej]

lol weird

[demon4jon]

me as a manchester united support and i just find this so funny !!!!!!! good one

[MrCraig2812]

Fucking be-uti-ful LOLOLOLOL

YNWA

[YippyKiJay]

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FUNNY !

[patto3107]

MAN U till i DIE LIVERPOOL U MUGS man u till i die we won premiship 4 year in a row MAN U TILL I DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LeoOwnsWwe]

YNWA! ... Fuck utd!

[TazVallier]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[olearym01]

quality video,hate the manchetser scum,leeds leeds leeds

[TAPH09]

WE ARE LEEDS!

[jacksawjames]

I support man utd and this just rly isnt funny, have leeds ever been in europe since EVER??

[ben14279]

Not german are u? Might have to shoot ya....

[jacksawjames]

Pure luck...

[gabbott2006]

fuckin retards mancher united rule

man mu till i die blud

[07dumbell]

choose a sweaty spanish waiter, choose a spanish rentboy, choose a violent scally who beats up innocent people, choose norwegian fans,choose to murder, choose to continue to complain about something that happened 20 years ago, choose to say your the best team in the world when you havent won the league for over 20 years, choose to go to the pub instead of the match,choose to hit turkish people with pieces of concrete and then deny you did it, CHOOSE LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB!

[dayvidob]

i love this video lol

whats the tune out of it??

[lilmoe365]

if liverpool fan. CHOOSE to win the EPL cup once in ur historY and not have to say this is our year and never win. and lie to ur fans, shittypool. 08-09 was there best year in 20 years and they still failed to win a cup wat a shittypool

[01mdubz01]

sweaty dirty greasy munich bastards

[HLGification]

united basterds

[Haiidehh14]

ace... ;)

[McVean09]

that is the best video i have seen in ages, fuck man utd, Liverpool for the league this season

[benJS85]

dont all you bin-dippers say the same shit year in year out, getting old now, lar

[Razzak1996]

try to get a treble and end up wid a team full of babys

[watford57]

awesomee

[murray92murray]

haha choose to go for the treble and end up with fuck all!

[oBIRCHYo]

choose a whisky nose wrinkly scotsman to be ya manager

[ant8tfive]

if this is a liverpool fan

choose 17 failed attempts at the premiership.

if this is a man city fan

choose failure.

[jakeingram2009]

mother fucking fuckers dont diss manchster united

[shaunere2008]

hahaha sikk !!

[kirkals]

Man u is the best

[bl1ndw33zy]

brill lol, teeside A forever

[EmmoF2]

Ronaldo is lyk Georgie Best! Scores and hands in a transfer request!

[henry0hoover]

mate ur quality!!! we need u as our need prime minister!!