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  • cool laptop :)

  • 3:00! instant!

  • I'd love to sit in a coffeeshop with this man and have an intelligent conversation.

  • go to a coffeeshop in a museum. a real museum!

  • lol..hahaha nice work!!!

  • people like him that make all Creationists look f***ing Retarded

  • 3:40 ...sounds like the teacher I had in my private Christian high school when we would ask him questions. "....and look at that, we're out of time!!!" lol

  • be fucking smart. diseases are caused by viruses etc...ITS CALLED SCIENCE DUMB ASS. it's not caused my fucking sin. I believe sin don't even exist so shut the fuck up. You're not just "offending christians" but you're offending everyone else. You're just as annoying as every other mother fucking religous freak out there. Shut your fucking mouth and stop trolling. ASSHOLE.

  • @okokookchristy lol u mad kid

  • @okokookchristy its a joke

  • @okokookchristy

    He's is doing what is called, Satire, look up it.

  • @mclovinakapascal 93 episodes?

  • @okokookchristy wiki up SATIRE

  • 3:13 was so funny

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  • I think one of the top comments should be to explain that Edward Current is a comedian who is making fun of radical Christians.

  • @buffalotamer It's hilarious that so many folks on both sides are completely convinced that he's serious! Just another indication of how stupid the public actually is.

  • @55chh I think it's hilarious that he acts so much like a christian that people can't tell the difference. Lol

  • IF U CAN TALK TO GOD WHATS HIS VOICE LIKE

  • Bloody hell, thats an ancient powerbook.

  • This is what Christians actually belive

  • Edward Current is the man, because he makes stupid ass Christians like his videos, and even bigger stupid ass Atheists dislike his videos.

  • Good satire my friend. The comments your videos generate are truly hilarious. A merry Christmas to you.

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  • Goodnight and god bless ONLY ameriKKKa and not the world LOL Isaiah_45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

    Colssians_1:16 For by him were (ALL things created), that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: (ALL things were created by him, and for him): 17 And he is before ALL things, and by him ALL things consist.

  • what is this 1984 look at that laptop. i mean jesus christ.

  • i love how christians think this guy is serious when he is making fun of there dumbass's

  • @kris6682 *their

  • it all makes sense

  • this is bull shit!!!!!!

  • @MrDelfosrivera ........thats the point dumb ass

  • Lol this is great.

  • FUCKING LOLLLLL 

  • I thought all people were born in sin, so children are nor innocent

  • Why do people keep laughing at his laptop... don't you get it??? Conservative Christian man... they don't like change.... geeeeeez. It's supposed to be part of the hilarious aspect of his persona.

  • @MotoAtheist True. I understood the joke and lol'd a bit.

  • Yup.. earthquakes are made of sin, not the fact that they indicate that the earth's mantle is moving around and heating up the place to be able sustain life ''n shit'' People just whine about pretty much anything.. So i finally found a purpose for religion- directing their frustration and whining at something inside their own imagination. Useful. Thanks, Ed, I was periodically watching your videos, but only now I found why religion still serves a purpose. (no sarcasm)

  • Funny idea for a video.

  • These videos always make me lol.

  • that is one fat as laptop lol

  • Oh silly me ! Up until now I adhered to the demon theory of disese, that is until this video showed me the light, ty very much for mending my wicked wicked ways.

  • Look! An ass is slowly materializing on his face! Be it an atheist or a christian one, does that make any difference?

  • Checkmate!

  • have you thought that either god doesn't exist or that we are playtoys for him, i'd rather believe in evolution, you are an idiot CHECKMATE

  • Edward Current, you are the Best Bald Messiah Ive ever known! #LOL Kudos to you!

  • I liked how you just purposely avoided the question on the laptop rather than actually answering it lol

  • disease are caused buy science buddy

  • @HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1 this is satire..

  • I love that little panic attack at the end. XD

  • u are an idiot.....

  • is this a spoof?

  • God doesnt aprove the word "genetic" or "mutation"

  • so wait, innocent children r dieing from horrible diseases because thousands of years ago, two people wanted knowledge? yeah, that relly sounds like the work of an all loving creator.

  • Wow! A live webcast with the renowned Christian apologist Edward Current! I had no idea that this was going to happen, and yet I timed it exactly right! That can't be a coincidence!

  • dude i hope u die

  • @sega31098 roflmoa!

  • WAIT ! were adam and eve white? how does that work?

  • @TamaNewb have you tried taking a rib from a black man, i know ur comment is like a week old i just had to say that...

  • @AIRFORCEismyfuture AAA! so they were black? If evolution didnt happen... then we should all still be black?

  • @TamaNewb wtf how does that makes us black?!, if you didnt know our skin color is determined by a pigment (melanin) in our genes , so I think that the cells that cause this pigment would have changed over time in diferent generations and give us didfferent skin color.... sorry if i dont undeerstand your argument english is my 2nd lenguage

  • @AIRFORCEismyfuture ;D. Well such a drastic change in pigmentation takes far more then 6000 years.... White people evolved from black people over a much larger time span, this is common knowledge.

    Adam and eve are portrayed as white..... this should give you an indication that the writers really had no understanding of evolution and honestly thought that black people were inferior creatures. This is future demonstrated by gods/Jesus endorsement of slavery. .

  • @TamaNewb well since im atheist that way I dont have to deal with such complicated contradictions... Its been a good conversation thou My english not that good to keep arguing c ya :D

  • "If god created a world without disease, why did he create humans with immune systems...... ":("

  • hahaha... i think i love you Edward...

  • its so fucking funny how subtle this guy is

  • Great Video people it's a satire !!!!!!!!!

  • 302 people are either clever religious nuts, or stupid athiests.

  • I love the ending comment: God bless america! 

  • bull%^&*,god created diseases

  • 302 people live in boxes- close minded atheist are the devils greatest accomplishment and they dont even know it- CHECKMATE to the non believers of the holy spirit

  • @lunchbox420wb LMFAO!!! Wow, you're pretty stupid, huh? You don't even realize that this video is a satire, lol. The dislikers are actually atheists that thought this guy was for real, and Christians that figured out that this guy was mocking their god.

  • @lunchbox420wb haha! you saying checkmate mean's you have seen other videos! If you have seen more than one of this guy's videos and didn't realize he is an athiest you just proved how stupid and ignorant most religious people are. You are fucking stupid, enjoy church.

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  • @TheRockof90s im almost positive he was joking

  • @TheRockof90s proved how stupid and ignorant -he- is*

  • @lunchbox420wb haha you are so funny i love your sarcasm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lunchbox420wb actually this video is a joke and that 302 people are on your side

  • @whatsgood3689 ok ok i didnt know he was an atheist i thought he was for-real haha. he makes good points even though its satire

  • @lunchbox420wb LOL! "he makes good points even though its satire" I lol'd so hard.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha(oops a little bit of wee came out)hahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha(eew milk just came down my nose)hahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahaha got to stop watchin this guy, especialy with a full bladder n drinkin milk at the same time. oh dear! xx

  • Edward always makes me grin =D

  • 301 people did not eat from the tree of knowlage.

  • @cubanboy740 Neither did you.

  • @cubanboy740 Good one mate :D

  • I don't think it's so much that God is smarter than your pastor, but more likely God is operating at a faster CPU clock speed, is endowed with a lot more RAM, and has had millions of years....oops, I mean 6,000 years, to patch his operating system. And God doesn't get sick because he always keeps his anti-virus software up to date.

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  • This is A+ trolling.....haha

  • @dolesponger If God can't seem to set his own best creations straight, then that's one reason not to worship and believe him because he doesn't really care. Suffering is caused by man, and God has nothing to do with anything existing.

  • @dolesponger (facepalm)

  • @dolesponger You must critically think beyond religion for a moment ( whenever that may be) and critically think for once about the underlying ideals and conspiracy of religion. Think like I do and open your mind to a more unselfish perspective to life. You have much more to learn to conclude that a creator must be true just because humanity can't grasp the ever-hidden truth to the universe. Stay neutral by knowledge, and start from there. I suppose God is not powerful enough to cure diseases.

  • I'm an agnostic. I simply don't know the answer to the question ''Is there a god?''. Anyone, who says there is or there isn't god are simply arrogant and ignorant jerks. WE. DON'T. KNOW. Stop spending your lives fighting over something we don't know an answer to.

  • I don't believe that....why would God punish innocent children for someone elses mistake from years ago?? I would hope he wouldn't be that cruel....

  • Woops. Didn't realize that he's a comedian. Sorry!

    But, people still believe that god is perfect, all loving, all knowing, and all forgiving.

    So, my rebuttle is below, from whoever is wondering.

  • God is perfect?

    My rebuttle: Japan's earthquake. Ethiopia's lack of water and food. Justin Bieber. Crime. Wars. People like you. The Bible.

    If god were perfect, why would he say the proper way to treat slaves?

    Also, The Bible says that illness is caused by demonic possession, not sin.

    If illness is caused by demonic possession, why would we know what causes anything from the common cold to the black plague?

    Just more proof that religious people want answers but can't find them.

  • @leeroyleo123 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Buddy you just made my day! XD

  • @dolesponger It's our law, I get sick and tired of having all the feats and achievements of humankind credit a "God". The people of ancient times from all over the world created thousands of similar literary works (religion origin)explaining how people in early civilization should behave as a whole and make rules. And they always had to refer to a deity or perfect being like God to make the laws and literary works credible and motivating to follow. That's the Bible for ya.

  • LOL

  • "why did god create man with an imnume system? so after 2,000 years they are still working out the bugs

  • Pastor in 10 minutes

    God in 5

    Edward in 4

    Edward > God

  • Disease comes from sin.

    Sin comes from Adam and Eve eating from the tree.

    The tree comes from God.

    If God knows everything, he knew they would eat from the tree... he still created it. If you think about it, God created sin.

  • @MazorKuziaki wow that takes alot more logic than anything hes saying

  • lol immune system qed

  • lol if disease is caused by sin then i guess killing jesus wasnt enough :P I love yu Edward Current

  • I do think he made all this video to show sarcasm . . .

    

  • Edward Current is a comedian taking the piss out of arrogant christians. haha

  • there are good christians.good open minded ones. you know its very possible you can both be wrong. im not a christian nor am i athiest. i believe in the paranormal and extraterrestrials and such.There are uncomprehensible forces at work in our universe. and i do believe in a concious ultimate being. A force we cant see or touch that has a powerful influence over nature. Does anyone know what im sayng and if so maybe you can word it a little better than me. P.S this guy is good tho,i like it

  • I love his videos. Especially the one were he was molested by his priest and then his relationship with got grew stronger.

  • o no a comment pwnd me! better pussy out and run away BECAUSE I AM WRONG!

  • HES JOKING

  • I guess this guy Edward Current is basically trying his hand at satire, but going too far to actually look like a fool... It was his last act of shutting off his pc which convinced me of the satire part otherwise i wud have seriously taken him for another of those religous fools making idiotic videos thinking they've got a unique proof that will shut up the atheists once and for all!!

  • God created all. Even the instruments for disease and death, recall the plagues of revelation.... He allowed a great evil to be created to create a greater good. Jesus Christ. You can only contract disease through demons because they are fowl creatures. God is the original creator of everything. Though nothing evil comes from him. Through free will man created sickness. Man is responsible for it's pain. The Devil even more. God created all and they were good. Until his creations got creative.

  • @countalucard82 The one thing that you fail to realize is that human beings were never created perfect. God punished humans for falling to their imperfections, as if we were supposed to act like perfect beings when we never were in the first place, which he was perfectly aware of. That's like me building a computer from scratch, and purposefully leaving out a graphics card, then getting pissed at it when it can't play video games. Makes no sense.

  • @DuctapeDrumsticks The creator of all surely knew what he created.

  • @DuctapeDrumsticks The Bible says GOD creates human the same like him and he is perfect, so stop lying you ignorant atheist!...for the retards who dosent read sarcasm (sorry sheldom cooper), im being sarcastic!

  • @estopaplus If you are truly being sarcastic, then I'll keep myself from delving into the extensive explanation behind how human beings were never created perfect in the first place.

  • @DuctapeDrumsticks but the BIBLE says soo!!! A title of respect for my holy book!

  • @estopaplus There we go, now your sarcasm is more obvious :)

  • I can't tell if you're trolling or just really stupid.

  • If by some miraculous miracle god were real, he would take the form of Marijuana. that is all.

  • This guy has to be an actor. You can see it on the way he acts in the end...

  • Gods are imaginary.

  • Facepalm

  • @DragonsREpic This is a comdey act. The guy is a atheist who makes satire videos.

  • @chrisgarelli your fucking serious?! ive been all over this guy for like 2 years

  • @DragonsREpic haha. Check out his youtube channel.

  • The question of why we have immune systems is where he should use his favorite misused word: ‘checkmate’.

    As for his comment that ‘some people are just too closed minded to even consider the truth’, he should look in a mirror.

  • @LuckieXIII it's satire. confused me too at first lol

  • It's not us atheists that aren't open minded, it's you. Consider the evidence and think really hard, OK. Now what do you think?

  • @Messytablespoon LOL you know hes being sarcastic look on his proflie

  • Diseases are caused by bacteria declaring war on your body :) they try'nna nuke our asses but our white blood cells come in and saves the day :D YIPPIE

  • Stoop to the level of those god hating Athiests. Yes we are being VERY open minded.

    It should not even be said in the same sentence.

  • if we fail we fail as a whole. R u faithful enough to fill that empty spot in haven?The angel of light and 3rd of Gods angels rebelled against God. He threw them out of heaven. there is an empty spot in heaven. The only way to find faithful humans on earth taht willingly serve God was to give man choice. Man Adam (u would to) disobeyed n chose evil (humans FAIL). Evil came into the world. disease is result of disobedience sin ur right. cuz of that God said that women will give birth in pain etc.

  • @kurahcnog sounds like crazy talk to me.

  • I love his sarcastic sense of humor. Ed, you're the best...

  • is that Jesus' old computer? haha

  • @AraGuitar It was the one they used in the restuarant tto print the menu for tjhe last supper, probably with a dot matrix Epson printer.

  • @AraGuitar i know he was so smart he was able to make it but didnt introduce it until 500 trillion years later haha

  • Diseases are caused becuase Adam and Eve ate from the tree.

    Little did they know it was supposed to be Chuck Norris's lunch.

  • @sega31098 haha yes mate !!

    didnt ya hear

    chuck norris was meant to die 3 months ago

    but the grim reapers bin too scared to tell him

  • and one for the christians, there is no evalution, just a list of animals chuck norris allowx to live :)

  • that title is inaccurate diseases are not caused by sin diseases are caused because we are human and humans get diseases theres no hidden sin

  • @MrJesuschristisking - This is a satire.... -.- /facepalm

  • drem theory is let another creation of the evil pagan atheist illuminati, if there is drems and how do you explan that we canot see them haa, CHACK MATE! let another point made by the god's most greatest messager, Edward Current.

  • "God-hating atheists?" If you endeavor to slam atheists, then you should have a good understanding of what an atheist is. They are not God-hating. Those would be something like satan worshippers, or some other nonsense like that. The very definition of an atheist by definition precludes them from believing in any god. If you are a god hater, then you are most definitely not an atheist because you would have to accept that this or that god is actually real. Wow! Better luck next time.

  • you guys do know this guy it taking the mickey right? As in he is poking fun at christains, you know that right?

  • so you are telling me your stupid and there is millions just like you? oh fuck

  • Talk about Ûber sarcasm....

    Obviously too thick for most folks.

    Now I have to watch the rest of his 78 videos ...

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  • no offense on him but the reason that we have deseases is because we are human and we are susseptable to deseases because these bodies will get deseases e t c

  • @MrJesuschristisking tranlastion: we have disesases because we have diseases. That's what you just said - or rather, you didn't really say anything.

  • @FeanorBR no kidding we get diseases cuz we are human

  • @MrJesuschristisking ...you do realize this video is ironic in content, right?

  • @FeanorBR wrong answer LISTEN we have diseases because we are human humans are sus eptable to diseases

  • Hahahahah.

  • you are the biggest atheits in the world haha please continue this dont stop hahahahahahahahaha!

  • don't you guys get it, he's making fun of religious fanatics!

  • closed minded to just ignore someones questions, this person doesn't want to be wrong for once. No question in life is a stupid question

  • You know what, i think this guy is making fun of god with his speeches and the way he talk.

  • @aznpride0 LOL der

  • if nothing evolves where do dinosaurs come from?? hmm

    and im a christian

  • Within twenty seconds of eachother -

    "It's important to be... open minded, and to get a diverse variety of opinions, right?"

    and then -

    "I refuse to stoop to the level of the god hating atheists."

    askdlfj

  • if god only makes good things there wouldnt be war

  • god hating atheists... atheists cant hate god because they don't believe in god lol

  • @acee6 Just like I don't hate unicorns or talking snakes.

  • he couldn't awnser the question

    lol fail :')

  • 1:32 Christians know NOTHING of common sense

  • Orrr diseases can be caused by....germs? Holy fuck! no way! Pack it up guys religion is disproved

  • It's important to talk about religion and not exactly question God but strive to learn more and get past the bullshit the Catholic Church has filled our religion with.

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