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  • was some of what she says from fawkes,fallout3?

  • @RageDonkey7 Her dialogue was taken from the dremora and molag bal.

  • That sh!t cray!

  • true arrow in the knee story

  • I loved the way jesus looked on the cross

  • What the fuck did i watch lol

    

  • So...If you can join the Whiterun guards like a guild...You can:

    Put Bountys on people for no reason, You can steal anything in whiterun and no one will be angry, You wont get bounties ever again, you can buy anything for free...and you can banish ANYTHING with Buddy Christ XD

  • So that's how he got the arrow to the knee

  • U killed a chilled is this on pc

  • @Jutaki Wasn't a kid, but yeah it was on pc.

  • this guy should write movies or something

  • Now I feel bad for the guards who say that he or she, "took an arrow to the knee," now I understand their pain :'(

  • Why is he holding a cross? Jesus is not one of the nine divines... he should've had an amulet of Talos or something.

  • I will have nightmeres about that girl

  • this is germany :D

  • Looks kinda like meg from family guy lol

  • Anybody know the background music?

  • The power of Talos compels you!

  • So, does he go to heaven or sovengarde?

  • @YouTributeTube no he spends the rest of his life on gaurd duty while his cousin kills dragons

  • So thats how everyone gets arrows in the knee

    i feel bad for guards :(

  • Epic O.O

  • that gave me a fright

  • so thats why the kids in skyrim never die...where can i get a cross?

  • Best arrow to the knee story ever

  • How did he put bloodstains onto the floor? I have to know!

    But this video is just epic...

  • the power of Christ compels you!!!!

  • dat wunst scary at all nigga u suk noob

  • @oblivionfan345Tony it's a parody dibshit asshole

  • The story of Stan Evragaurd

    

  • Woop!!!!! Kill that Lil' ugly son if a bitch!!!!

  • Y'all do know the guy who plays Esbern is the main priest in The Exorcist, right?

  • people plz help! i have the children kill mod, and i kill lars battle born, after that i receive a letter from braith thanking me for killing him O.O THANKING ME FOR KILLING HIM! i cant find nothing in google, so i dont know if that really comes from the mod.!

  • Jesus Smithing FTW.

  • IS THAT WAHT THE HUNTED HOUSE QUEST IS? D:....*GETS ON SKYRIM*

  • I didn't want to sleep anyways.

  • How to drive out a demon: BEAT THE UNHOLY BEAST FROM HELL TO DEATH WITH A CRUCIFIX.

  • 1:38 the Buddy Christ saves the day again!

  • Fuck, did not expect that!

  • let me guess,you just download your sweetmods

  • Now eberything makes sence...

  • That was beautiful! I think I'm gunna go play as a Whiterun guard now.

  • Cool, now I have a solid reason to go and kill all the children in Skyrim, cause they're all possessed!

  • So that's how he got an arrow to the knee. Seems legit.

    Epic stuff Mans1ay3r keep it up.

  • why can't i kill children? XD

  • What is the name of the song with the storm troopers dancing???

  • He should have been hitting her with the Statue of Dibella.

  • Women on snowboards..

    ..And not in the kitchen!? ಠ_ಠ

  • i used to tell jokes about taking an arrow to the knee, then i got beatdown with a cross

  • What a fuckin' boss. Sounds like Silent Hill music.

  • 30 second long ads?! teh fuck

  • Epic

  • I shit myself when the little girl turned around O_O

  • @JuicedInDensity thanks for warning me! lol

  • I wanted to tell arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took an arrow in the knee. Ha, ha, ha...

  • nice

  • lmao Buddy Christ

  • all i can say is WTF

  • Should have used the original "alone at night" maybe that involves paying money though... either way good song choice

  • he drinks right through his helmet what a hero.

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  • Epic :D

    

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  • Quality

  • @Benawisan Totally

  • Actually "Alone in Town" is from the Silent Hill 2 soundtrack, just slowed down AND EVEN MORE AWESOME SOUNDING ^__^

  • there's going to be SO MUCH arrow & knee jokes in the upcoming skyrim poops

  • That should give the meme some respect!

  • You're lying, Morgan!

  • Pretty sure that was a symbol of Zamorak on Jesus' chest

  • "I was down the 111 club this morning waiting for the merdical examiner to scrape your mother's BRAINSSS OFF THE BAR!"

  • @CrazyGamerFromBrazil bar stool actually, but funny anyway

  • i always wandered how he acctually got a arrow to the knee

  • how does he drink with that helmet on?

  • This man risked his life and gave up his career as an adventurer to banish a powerful Daedra back into Oblivion. And what does he get for his sacrifices? A silly meme that no one likes. He never asked for this, and he deserves better

  • @Gearsoffail5 i actually like the meme, until i took an arrow to the knee

  • @JumpighSoDED *liked*

  • @Gearsoffail5 if it's any constellation, he killed a dragon all by himself.

  • @Gearsoffail5 I like it. No really, I do. Does that make me a bad person? :P

  • @Gearsoffail5 I used to be an adventurer like you, until I saved the whole world from an evil daedra.

  • @Gearsoffail5 I see what you did there.

  • @Gearsoffail5 a meme within a meme? i think so

  • @paccplayer11 memception O_O

  • @Gearsoffail5 /watch?v=CXpuRIZzJog

    Enough said.

  • wait, what?

  • There could be no other end... Epic!

  • Wha... what the fuck is up with that face... What deranged maniac could skin that ?

  • Your mother steals sweetrolls in Oblivion.

  • @dragonforks93 Thanks, I've shot my drink through my nose and onto my desk. Hope your happy.

  • that's one scary bitch O.O

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  • JESUS BEATDOWN

  • Tom Sawyer used to be an adventurer then he took a bullet to the knee. 

  • I have a new found respect for that guard

  • I used to play Skyrim, but then I took a vagina to the dick.

  • Quite disturbing

  • Oooh... Now I can't wait for Halloween. Evil boys and fugly girls, don't you worry; your priest is here! >:)

  • FUCK.

    I shit my pants.

  • Yah! He should be vigilant! There are no christians in tamriel, nor either in nirn! Maybe he conjured that out from our realm!

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  • and now we know the REAL story about that damn arrow!

  • Silent hill music right?

  • 0:50 I shitted myself!

  • 1:24 is my favorite part.

  • He used to be like you, but he wore the same armor he wears now.

  • Dragonborn must use the elder scroll to murder braith

  • it all makes sense to me now

  • seems legit

  • Music?

  • @HidetoraHikimonji 1:50

    watch?v=hSaB-r6XBGg&list=PLD45­F47067D6FD4FC&index=1&feature=­plpp_video

  • FOR THE LAST TIME ITS ARROW IN <-- IN THE KNEE

  • Gamer Poop: Skyrim --- Coming soon... ಠ_ಠ

    I need a time machine.

  • Release skyrim gamer poop already!

  • @Cusack187 Dude, don't rush him.

  • @Cusack187 He has done it but he needs to edit audio and wait for the release of construction kit to put people in funny poses!

  • @Cusack187

    I think he's waiting for the creation kit.

  • @Cusack187 he's waiting for a certain mod to release and then he will release gamer poop

  • Anyone else get a boner from the little girl with the face of a monster?

  • Never thought the "Arrow to the knee" was so.....epic! Thank God for Mans1y3r!

  • That has just justified every lame arrow in the knee joke ive seen.

  • So THAT'S how it happened... He really was an adventurer like me!

  • THE POWER OF THE NINE COMPELS YOU!

  • dragon scale gauntlets :O is it possible??

  • where is that face from?

  • Oh man, oh man this was good!

  • Omg its a Deadite!

  • Giver to the Arrow to the knee shot blessing makes your arrow to the knee shot 100% accurate and almost making a almost a instant and when you get shot to the knee the arrow would bounce back.

  • Good story bro !!!!

  • I'm going to have forgotten what skyrim is by the time skyrim poop comes out..

  • Best arrow to the knee joke EVER!!!!

  • i approve lol

  • The music sounds similar to that of the music from alone in the town by akira yamoaka... a silent hill track. btw nice video mans1ay3r

  • So that's how it happened. Thanks Mans1ay3r!!

  • Mans1ay3r for the internets!

  • wooow so that's what happed

  • ahhhhhh.....profit.

  • I always hated that little bitch.

  • Must have missed this quest...

  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

  • A Whiterun guard in Markarth???

  • Arrow to the knee shot are precisley accurate 100% and almost a chance of a instant death

  • lol Arrow to the knee

  • I used to be a guard in Markarth then i took an arrow to the knee, now im a guard in Whiterun

  • that was messed up.

  • I love this.

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  • That kind of scared the shit out of me!

  • i used to be an adventurer like you then i took a shafted projectile to the patella ligament

  • @MrLegendarydeathclaw I used to be a geometrician like you, but then i took a ray to the angle.

  • @MrLegendarydeathclaw the patella is a bone

  • @MrLegendarydeathclaw you are very crafty

  • ----------------- to the knee

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  • and thats the story behind arrow in the knee

  • wait, how did he get lady gaga as a child in this

  • Awesome lol :)

  • We want a gamer poop dangit

  • So this is the origins of this mysterious arrow in the knee ahahah

  • Braith!!:)....have you done something differrent with your hair?

  • Quest=House of Knees

    Deadric Prince Molag Bal,Lord of Knee Domination

    Reward=Arrow of Molag Bal

  • I just loled so hard when he got up and smashed the cross repetitivly in "its" face

  • so it WAS a special arrow! >:O

  • ewrarded

  • Were is the guard that says arrow to the knee?

  • @Thekitty0706fan Every guard in the game almost LOL

  • Manslayer has the best quality Skyrim videos on YouTube FACT

  • i jumped.. and i like how the arrow just randomly appears

  • That there is just ugly...

  • 0:50 BY THE NINE.... is that lindsey lohan? O.o

  • Mother of gusta...

  • How the hell is that guard drinking with his helmet on? 0.o