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  • Hawaiian!! Dashh right!! LOL onli Hawaiian girls can!!..

  • yuh funneh ! (x

  • I got alas and pearls from kalei the moke. You funny as hell , only in Hawaii this happens.

  • @babe96706 @djdoneyerma i was stationed in hawaii for 4 years. and judging like that is ignorant. i may not be Hawaiian but ill defend them till i die, your broke trailer park ass probably could never afford to go to this beautiful land and experience the amazing people for yourself so that's why i assume you hate. come off your high horse, because last time i check white people weren't the most civilized literate people Ive ever meet haha. you think your tough, go to hawaii and say this shit.

  • Dis is funny shit hahah :)

  • omg dis shit is fuken funny cuz nd she sed umm "i stey hawaii homestead ''

  • kEAUKAHA HOMESTEADY 96720 CHEEE

  • Aha sistah said em "I stey Hawaiian k, Homesteads, Homesteads!!"

  • Kalei is hot haha

  • LOL KALEI! ur so funny !

  • Stupid.

  • Kay. Someone should make a facebook fanpage for this girl. I GOT EM.

  • Kalei ! Omggggggg, your hella funny ! I soo wanna meet you in person ;D

  • I'd hit that

  • Whats da song you played at da beginning?

  • ho thats some sexeh titta action 

  • The picture in the beginning is pretty cute :D

  • haha hold her back sista!! ho bruh no mess wit kale!

  • Killah video kalei :D

    I cracked up while watching the entire thing.

    I hope you make more videos :)

  • Whats The Song Called In The Begining ??

  • @TapUhNigguh bombud :)

  • @TapUhNigguh Dj Quik - Da Bomb Bud

  • KENEKES GIRLFRIEND? LOL

  • Wuss' the song calld .? I foget?

  • ho gurl u crackin me up!!

    i wish i was back on da islands dis main land got me acting like one haole already

  • PPL NEED 2 UNDERSTAND DATS HOW WE ACT.. FACE IT DATS WAT MAKE US DIFFERENT FRM DA REST.. FUNNY STUFF, U REAL

  • Ho girl, u not even funny.

  • Hahaha Fckn Kalei only u can ah and the haoles stfu u need to learn to shut ur fcking mouth foreals if can if u no like ur a fckn clown dumb fckz!!! get out u haoles no can fight for shit dumb fcks plz aha fakas now days (: haha this video cracks me up though this is really how we ack haha

  • @808EkuMauMau your hauole too, BITCH

  • @SARAHwynnx I'm haole I'm Haole !!! my last name is Kamaka'keole u should use ur typing more right cuz u going get hurt!! so faka! get the fck out of here

  • noot even funy

  • Crack me awwwwp

  • Haha bra so funneh youh

  • you need to make more videos..please :))

  • "I went into one store called Chanel. I tot' was Channel.. But I was wrong. I walk in, I go, 'BRADDAH, GET TV?!' He go, 'Dis is Chanel!' What da' fuck is Chanel?!" Haha, hilarious, brah. Shakas to you! Hawaii Represent (:

  • haha fckn kalei you's funneh ................ FUCK all the Haoles they don't know who they messing with they Messing with all of us Hawaiian Bangahs :)

  • i <3 this video ! :D haha

  • "BRADA GET TV!" haha

  • hAhA YOU SO fUNNY (:

  • HAHAHHA i love her!!

  • Make more of this Nui Loa

  • This makes my day everytime i see this, hillarious ! I love it.

  • Ho he go! Kalei u da bomb gurl!!! Gotta be da frickin haoles to be dissin us Hawaiians! It's so simple ba u no like um no watch um dumbass!! Faka what?!

  • found the song name for those who are interested

    watch?v=RksO3zHHya0

  • Wow.. How's da ha'ole hater?! What fucks lyk get nuts Ahh with the locals.. Da ha'ole think he nuts Ahh on the Internet! Guarantee he one scrub nut dat all bark and no bite.. But brah dis chick is hilarious! Big props to you Kalei!

  • kalei, you's wahn chone! chee! haha

  • Bwuauauh , thas'how <333

  • Lmao! Very funny! :)

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  • @seanamariesoth

    Humor is universal. As is absolute stupidity, judging by you and the waste of life who actually made this piece of shit.

  • Your vids should be deleted. You're acting like a moke... oh wait, you are a moke. ma bad. XD

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  • lol she FORCED her to hold her back. i love it haha

  • Makes me laugh reminds me of my grandfather! love it girl!

  • hahaha love dis video. what da fuck is chanel!!!! lol much love ♥ ♥ :)

  • So you're like. . a poser ghetto Asian/Hawaiian hybrid fuckfest cumslut who hangs around chubby giggling hanger-on friends all day?

    I don't follow.

  • @Grizzlism YOUR FUCKIN DUMB YOU DON' EVEN MAKE SENSE!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!! DONKEY ASS CUNT MUSCLE....

  • @chevi808baby

    Yeah, I made no sense, but that just did. Totally bro.

    Do mankind a favor and put your daddy's .44 in your mouth and pull the trigger, little one.

  • id ramble dat chickkkk

  • CHEEE!!!! HAWAIIANS!!

    HOME STEAD!!!

    NAAATTIIVVEEEEE'S

  • ghurl!!yuh is friken hilarious!!!

  • "My name is KaleiKapoleiWaianaeOKamakawiwo­'ole keh." haha, girl you is hilarious and you didn't even studder saying your own name ;D

  • This is not even funny

    But the MOKE is a HOTTY lol

  • @djdoneyerma I'm not a tramp and

  • STRAIGHT AWP HAWAIIAN BUU

    U KNOE DAT

    96813 [808] REPP

  • lol too bad she pretteh.

  • what songis that in the beginning ? it's old but i love it

  • @iTBEiSAiAH8oH8 found it.... took me forever

  • 808 pride!

  • you stupid cunts .

  • Not sure why the ignorant Haole is making Any kine comment thinking he's superior to Hawaiians or anyone. Or why he's so involved with this video and the comments when he calls us beggars and shack dwellers.

    I thought the video was hilarious. Reminds me of my friend lala.

  • whats the name of the song at the beginning?

  • hahah u soo fuunay ! xD

  • @djdoneyerma : WOW! what the FUCK crawled up your ass and died?! you need to get your fat ass on Google and learn a thing or two about MANNERS! you think that WE are uneducated? what the fuck are you doing watching random videos with people that you don't even know?! you think you all big and bad because you can talk shit on YOUTUBE...bahahahahaha! fucking dumb haole, go walk up to one REAL Hawaiian and tell them that Hawai'i is a shithole and see what happens! shut the fuck up and get a life!

  • @xxmangagirlxx yah he has no manners yah and what is he doing watching random vids yah!!!

  • @djdoneyerma cunt, whore, bitch, slut, skank, fucker, fucktard, dumb fuck, dumb shit, mother fucker, ass wipe, fagget, wanka, TWAT. I hope one day. ONE DAY, you try saying that to one REAL hawaiian. Everyone says for a dick to get shoved up your ass.. But HELL NO . I want a fucking blender shoved up that MANGINA, After that, I want a prison convic to come to your house, rape you with a broom, then sew your mouth shut. You don't deserve to speak. :P

  • @djdoneyerma FUCK U I HOPE U GET RAPED BY A SHARK AND WHY DONT U FUCKING PULL THE DICK OUTTA UR ASS HALOIE

  • funny

  • ho sistah u fucken funneh!

  • Why all da haoles like talk smack? no matta, neva going meet um.

  • @djdoneyerma Hahaha, you know what. . .I think he actually spends about 5 or more hours, looking in a dictionary, thesaurus, wikipedia, and googling anything that he could use as a comeback. It must be really sad to be the child of a crack smoking mom that thought you were a mistake and an abusive alcoholic dad that never loved you. Its okay though, I forgive you. :D

  • Bomb BUDS

  • @djdoneyerma i going speak pure english for your ass! you think you all fucking big on the computer thinking you better then us locals down in hawaii but you the stupid one to think you fucking better than us! you would not even last one day in hawaii even if you was in a nice place the way you present your self is going get yourself killed! watch what you say you ignorant, self centered, fucking haole! thats from a hawaiian samoan fhilipino! dont judge before we judge you and sentence your ass!

  • whut's the song in the beginning ?

  • Kalei I still remember this miss the old days dang I laughed hard when u showed it to meh

  • BRAH WHATS DA NAME OF DAT SONG

  • @DAUnS33NEMpiR3808 OK NO ANSA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • and I'm sorry, but 3 months of visiting the SAME video you don't even like, JUST so you can write about how superior you are to the "native mexicans of Hawai'i"

    well, that just says enough about your character to make me not even care what you think. Good, don't come here.

  • Dear all of you with negative comments,

    If you think this dumb...and people of Hawai'i are dumb, but you are constantly responding to something that shouldn't even be worth your time....

    then who is the dummy? It sure isn't Kalei, having youtube comment wars with @djdoneyerma about how ignorant and low his understanding of his/her generalization is.

    You are just as dumb, is not even MORE ignorant for constantly commenting a video you don't like. You're the dummy, baby.

  • i luvv dis... so FUNNY

  • @djdoneyerma ur jusdum lol hypocrit to the max cuz ur the one whos uneducated. burrito or taco? really now. do your research on dialects in hawaii and try comment again

  • naaaaaaaaaaatttzzz... but funnyyy..TRUE tidah lol

  • What a classy bunch of people you are. Animals Listen to all yourselves

  • @djdoneyerma actually, we are classy. you'd be surprised at how much WHITE PEOPLE who took us over are classy

  • @djdoneyerma wow,have you listened to yourself? you really think we talk like that? clearly it was a joke...and if you do hear someone actually talking like that thats just who they are its called "pidgin" idiot look it the fuck up.Do you feel happy now with all this fucking hate messages coming your way from this one fucking video?! yeh! YOU MUST BE A STUPID FUCKING CUNT! get a damn life...DEFEND HAWAII!

  • SOMEBODY PLZ SHOOT THAT BITCH AND HIT S.A.P ON THT BITCH B/C ME DNT UNDA STAND HUH

  • "Homestead, Homesteads" ROFL!

  • @djdoneyerma Shut up you dumb HAOLE! Or stink ass POPOLO! Lol! All da braddas and sistas know what I talkin bout XD

  • Cannot defeat my Tundah an Lightning keh? lmfao

  • u like meet tundah ova hea and sum couple lighting ova hea?! faka wat!

  • LOVE THIS VIDEO!

  • Yu dont have facts to back yur shet up, so all yu can do is talk shet! cause YU DONT KNOE SHET BITCH!!

  • @gezleyyyX3 Shet? As in shit, but you speak poor english. Either speak english or another native language, not your filthy half ass shit. I can speak 4 languages, you can only wash floors.

  • @djdoneyerma shut up fucken white boi...

  • dont open ur mouth if yu dont knoe what yu are talking about, yah, yu may have been to hawaii but yu have neer nor will yu ever will live in hawaii & experience shit that us locals have, so stick yur head out of yur ass & wake the fuck up cause the worl does not revolve around yu  yu white trash bitch!

  • that person is a dummy i swear, haole does NOT mean white or wtf eva, it means exchange of breathe, & we call white people haoles cause they took over us hawaiians land yu dumb bitch, commin ov hea talkin shit when yur jst making yurself look like an ass calling us names, well bitch guess what, every body around the world has accents & MOKE is what we call our accent yu ignorant durgratory speaking bitch,

  • @gezleyyyX3 Fuck up you wee black shite. Listen to you all bitch wa wa.

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  • @chloe5loves5hawaii I think you left your capital lock key on there. If that's the only way you can emphasise yourself then I feel sorry for you. I have been to hawaii, full of beggars. Also your granny is a fat slut

  • "i said fuckah like meet tuhndaa ova here and couple lightning over dea"

  • @djdoneyerma you have fuckin balls to be putting comments like that ANYWHERE! where do you come off judging and criticizing others for their culture and idea of expression. i looked you up fucker. i dont see you putting up any videos. so who are you to judge? kalei is beautiful. hawaii is beautiful. i dont see you representing yourself or your culture. and its probably because youre ugly as fuck and dont have a culture to represent. dont hate what you dont understand asshole

  • @pay10dollars Your name is 'pay10dollars', you must be a mexican. Basically I can say anything I want to say, you are getting all worked up about it. I'm saying she sounds like a tramp and some common bean grower. It's not hard to understand, many people from a fully developed western civilisation should be able to see people like you shack dwellers are a drain on benefits. American is a western country and yet completely ignorant. Go crack a pinata 10 dollaaa. You people are all the same.

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  • @djdoneyerma you FAGGOT!!! cant do shit but Troll and stuff your officially my bitch!!! BITCH!!!

  • Literally, look at this page, I wrote one thing and I have wound so many people up, it's hilarious. I win. I sit here and laugh at each and every comment.

  • @djdoneyerma So is this how you get off? Is this the only way you get attention in life? Saying terrible racist and ignorant things? You act as if they're what they're doing is so wrong. It's just a bunch of girls laughing and having fun. You need to stop being a troll, you ass. Also, Hawaii is a beautiful place and the people here are so warm and friendly and they don't try to be someone they're not. And of course you're going to wind people up if you talk shit about their culture and home! -_-

  • Lets all just STFU about the DJ person. xD

    Just enjoy this video. xDDDDDDDDDDDD We all know this is entertaining, so just enjoy it.

  • - brahh, this shit is fucking CLASSIC(:

  • My dearest Kalei... i love you. you are SO fcking hilarious!

  • @djdoneyerma You're such a fucking dumbass. Go back to your fucking so-called "high society" life and shut the fuck up. Yeah, I'm born and raised in Hawaii, and do you see me talking like a moke?! NO. But I DO ANYWAYS because it's our thing here. The way we talk has nothing to do with our intelligence. But apparently, wherever the fuck you came from sucks the biggest balls of the earth, so go and suck it, shithead.

  • @dothefistpump You are clearly retarded and a very stupid person. Nice swearing too, you commoner. Go clean streets for a living. Hawaii is a beautiful place, but most of it is a slum, ruined by people no doubt like you, who reap in benefits. So please, look how worked up you got, wa wa little baby.

  • DANG KALEI IS SEXY 4 REALZ

  • haha da humunukus

  • HAHA gotta be ignorant or juz plain stupid to hate this video

  • hahahahaha i love dis vid so fckn funneh:)

    

  • Give her da one-two... *punches three times*

    haha! :D

  • lolololl.

  • Look how worked up you poor fucks got. Clearly I struck a chord when I left that comment, isn't it equally sad about ten of you writing back less than proper english replies trying to stand up for this video. Fuck, you are such gypsies. Make me smile everytime. I win. P.s I am a dumb fuck and a low-life racist, but at least i'm not the chocolate tramp in the video.

  • @djdoneyerma WHOOOAAAAA, YOU GET SOME FUCKIN' NERVE CUZ. Diss my culture one more time, I dare you.

  • @Kiheihunneh96753 Okay. Your culture is fucking shit, you bunch of inbred shack dwelling illiterate tramps. Get a language, speak it properly, and also, what race even are you, chinese? mexican? Just a big sperm pool of shit I reckon.

  • @djdoneyerma

    yeah okay, say all the SHIT you want PUNK. You're just jealous. WE HAWAIIANS actually LIVE in a PARADISE unlike YOU you fucking DUMBSHIT. And get you damn FACTS STRAIGHT. We are no damn mexicans you scum. WE ARE HAWAIIANS. CUZ, you really need to GET A LIFE and brush up on ETHNICITIES.

  • @KauiLani33 Brush up on ethnicities? What does that even mean. Have you ever read a book, or tried to expand your mind, or do you just wipe your ass with it in your shack. I'm jealous? That is hilarious, I am very jealous of you....or not. Someones a little offended, I think you need a time out in the corner to calm down. Dry your eyes.

  • @djdoneyerma Clearly you don't know anything about Hawaiians so why did you even watch this video, idiot. you are the one who need to be drying those eyes. FORREALS if your so high and mighty, come down to Hawaii and see what will happen. You'll get frickn mobbed. We take our Hawaiian Pride seriously. And if your sitting here laughing at each comment, why waste your time? Just go and F yourself why don't you?

  • @KauiLani33 I typed poor tramp shack dweller into youtube and got this video. Oh and I fuck myself regularly, it's quite enjoyable so thanks for the tip. Hawaiian Pride, yes and with a comment like that, you just reflect what you people are like, aha. FORREALS FORREALS.. Fuck, learn how to talk properly. WA WA WA

  • @djdoneyerma your such a Haole. I bet you f yourself cause you can't even score yourself a date. Look at the one whose crying now. Ah, man, i might even feel bad for you... not. Damn people like you piss me off. And I don't care if I don't talk properly. It's call freedom of speech, dumbass. Look it up. FORREALS.

  • @KauiLani33 Haole, meaning I'm white person, caucasian etc, wikipedia the meaning. Not a shack dweller like yourself. Score a date?I'm sure you monkeys who breed constantly and have high levels of teenage pregnancy could teach me a thnig or two about 'scoring a date' in the slums.Your land is a holiday destination for the landscape, the actual people are like you, dirt. Freedom of speech doesn't mean talking like a retard,it means you can say whatever you want. Look it up yourself,fucking idiot.

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  • @djdoneyerma It's pretty funny to see all these people getting all nerd rage here.

    To be honest a lot of people here in Hawaii act this way which is pretty sad. But remember you cant argue with a retard, they will only bring you down to their level and win. :D

    p.s. Im a brown person. Thank god im not retarded like half the people here.

  • @djdoneeyerma GET A FUCKING LIFE LOW LIFE FUCK HOLE. you don't know fucking shit ! Have you ever been to Hawaii?Motha fucka shut your mouth! If you say that to a Hawaiian your gnna get mobbed. Oh n wen you tease how she talks listen to how you speak! WAT THE FUCK FUCK IS MUM!!!

  • Omg kalei one true Hawaiian haha so funny ,,, I love how mainlanders don't know what your saying theirs some fuckin funny comments on hea haha

    -Jean M. Haleing from Waipahu :)

  • @djdoneyerma : WOW! what the FUCK crawled up your ass and died?! you need to get your fat ass on Google and learn a thing or two about MANNERS! you think that WE are uneducated? what the fuck are you doing watching random videos with people that you don't even know?! you think you all big and bad because you can talk shit on YOUTUBE...bahahahahaha! fucking dumb haole, go walk up to one REAL Hawaiian and tell them that Hawai'i is a shithole and see what happens! shut the fuck up and get a life!

  • Buss laff sistah!!!!

    Dumb haoles, it's called pidgen!!!

    Hawaii's language!!!

  • WUT THE HELL IS SHE SAYING ???? 

  • wow this isn't even funny. Learn real English please....not saying your uneducated.

  • @djdoneyerma: bruh hows u ?how bout u STFU dumb low life. whats your Problem ? Kalei just having fun ! u fucken clown, no mess with HAWAII cus ! WHY U HATING U JEALOUS DUMMMY ?! (:

  • lol XD you da funnay brah XD

  • Haha I like the channel part! My boy is always saying that lol my bf loves u by da way he thinks ur funny. He from Hawaii 2

  • oh my god, i love this video ! (:

  • EH dis is at kapolei eh.

    i go dat skul too.

    and to dis dumb fuck @djdoneyerma.. hawaii isnt a fuckin' shit hole u dumb fuckin rod! u can shove ur dam dick up ur ass and fuckin enjoy dat u dumb ass CUNT! ND kalei isnt talkin english u dummie, dats y she called MOKE!

    ITS MOKE ACKTION!

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  • @kealohaonapua BTW, HAUULA RUND DIS 808 STATE NIGGGGGAH!!!! AND WHAT SHE IS DOIN IS HAWAAIIIAN ACTION!!!!!!

  • @kealohaonapua hellers how dah heller can that person not kno if she stay talking moke or english uhm it pretty obvious so u right

  • Haha , Bra this staay fuckking nutsz ! (:

    haha yoou guysz are suuh funny !

    

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  • @djdoneyerma You need to shut the fuck up! forreals you know nothing about hawai'i and you don't even deserve to come to a place like this. You know nothing about this girl and about Hawai'i people in general. Just by the way a person talks does not reflect on educations its about culture YOU DUMB FUCK. And we are not mexican with your retarded use of slurs you stupid shit so stop copying what other people say and go live a normal life instead of commenting everyones video you low-life racist.

  • @Ncreasepeace i agree widd uu!

  • @djdoneyerma sad your life picking on a girl thats just trying to have fun. hey.. hows this hows about you come over here and say that ;) its also sad that you can talk big online when you are far off to the mainland where you feel its safe :) but really you are not :D people in hawaii live in the mainland too and if they see this and find all the information on your ass PRAY TO GOD!! they put some holy justice on your scrub ass mouth :) keps! mahalo for reading you lowlife pile of cow piss ;)

  • @djdoneyerma p.s. get a life! its for fun! GET OVER IT!! HAHAHA i would type more but i don't think you will understand OUR type of language ;) but i guess your too dumb to understand. its called moke/pidgin ;) look it up :D

    and don't even bother replying cause it looks like your a shithole anyways :) so yeah im done for now lol your brain is hurting i know :) * spit at yo face!*

  • @djdoneyerma guess what! your a jessi slaughter #2 :D cuz your a real dumbass i hate you, i hope you make better use of your fucking life. bitch you dont know anything about hawaii cuz your an uneducated bitch yourself. troll 凸(^.^ )

  • @djdoneyerma aaaaahhh shaaddup.

  • @djdoneyerma your soo sad.... *tear

  • @djdoneyerma I bet you wouldnt be lurpin your mouth if I was lookin at you face to face. Yah your big & tough on the internet but GURANTEE if any of us "inbred shack dwelling illiterate tramps" seen you, you'd be so scared you'd shit your pants. Takes one to know one! Who the fuck are you to call my culture shit?! Whoaaaa my fucking god, you so lucky I dont know who the fuck you are or else you'd catch DIRTIES. Do you get off on causing shit? Get a fucking life!

  • @Kiheihunneh96753 If I saw you face to face I would probably laugh more than likely, or give you a dollar. And yes I do get off on you getting all worked up, I love it. You know what's so funny? You said 'i don't know who the fuck you are or else you'd catch DIRTIES' .. Dirties as in AIDS from you, you STD ridden fuck. You people need a higher standard of living, you think a taco bell is a 5 star restaurant.

  • @djdoneyerma Hahahahaha what the fuck ever keh. TIME & PLACE, das all I gotta say. Back your shit up.

  • @djdoneyerma nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooo your gayy!

  • @djdoneyerma fuck you go get raped by a shark, then eaten by it. fucking haole cunt.

  • @djdoneyerma How sad, picking on people who are just trying to have fun. & did you post this knowing you would get trolled? You attention whore v.v Maybe someone should shove a dick in your mouth to SHUT YOU UP And, why are you bringing up sexual things in this? Are you so low lifed that you can't get an actual date and felt like trolling on here?Shame go get laid or something. Uneducated fuck,huh? ITS FUCKING FUN DUMBASS And Hawaii isn't a shit hole visit it before you judge.You poor creature

  • @djdoneyerma

    And too bad I have a limit to speak my mind, I won't say anymore I would spam this video with too much stuff talking to our ass

  • @ThexTruth808 Bomb Bud