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  • i miss your videos, you need to bring them back... Jack ^_^

  • Needless to say, most communication is needless to say. Often people communicate not because what they say needs to be said but because they are wanting contact through the act of conversation. But then again I guess contact could be considered a need so perhaps it wasn't needless to say. ;-)

  • Love your vids mate from a fellow lefty

  • "whatever will be, will be"

    Grrr...

  • "It's always the last place you look." NO FUCKIN' SHIT...why would you look for it after you've found it?

  • lots of people also say "it is what it is...." - REALLY?

  • dude, i've never heard anyone say "without a shadow of a doubt" in fact i forgot about that phrase

  • you made videos in 2007??? cool

  • I suppose it's like when people feel the need to answer rhetorical questions. It's like saying, "i don't have to say, but hell i'll say it anyway..."

  • okay... I hate your face... you should probably change it... I dont know why but for some reason I have the uncontrollable urge to put my fist in your face... it's not you.. it's your face.

  • needless to say this was stupid.

  • three things "needless to say"...

    1. someone telling you a completely stupid idea then follow it up "but/and/or that's just plain stupid!"

    2. "I'm drunk" (i usually follow this with "No kidding!")

    3. "this outfit does not flatter me at all, in fact it was complete waste of time and money and i think i should email a complaint to the rather rude people of K-mart"

    all of the above are needless to say... this movie's a good one... but that's needless to say! ^.^

  • did that guy say "full frontal lambadamies"?

  • one common phrase that is very needless to say is "if it was meant to be it will happen"

    well of course it will happen if it was meant to be.

  • hey man! u are a great comedian! and i loved how ur ears moved back and forth in the last part! haha

  • I understand your point, but why would the phrase exist if it shouldn't be used?

  • Flawed logic. You could point at any common grammar mistake and say, "Well, people do it a lot, so why shouldn't we all?"

    ...if that makes and sense at all. ^^

  • you mean grammatical mistake....

  • Aha, yes, I do. :D Oops.

  • "Flawed logic."? That's not a sentence, so there is no need for a full stop, it seem your attempt to express your views on idiots on the internet has to backfired and self rediculed in my "opinion".

  • *grin* Well, if you say so, I have, ah, self "rediculed". I don't see how it detracts from my point, though. You need to work on sentence structure yourself. A run on sentence you have, my friend. Need to use more of those full stops.

    Why so serious, anyway? Just discussing a point on the internet.

    Anyway, your "opinion", (as you say) has been dully noted. Although I sort of fail to take it seriously, all considering.

    (P.S. Full stops are so not limited to use in full sentences.)

  • Your the arsehole grammar policeman criticising shorthand on the internet, full stops are for sentences only, sentences must contain at least one verb hence "Flawed logic." is not a sentece wise-arse...

  • excuse my bad grammar... I meant "You're" -.-

  • I wasn't even talking about grammar mistakes mate. I was discussing grammar in general, when you butted in to critisize my grammar, yes? With a post riddled with grammar mistakes. Hard to resist being amused. But chill out.

    Also, consult anyone who knows grammar, someone you like, if you can't take it from me. Full stops can aren't just for complete sentences. C'mon, how many times have you seen, "Yes." in a book? Not a sentence, but deserving of punctation. It's called a fragment.

  • I don't read books, and don't suggest it to me because I'm fine gaining knowledge the way I am now, this isn't my peak of intellect, so don't get assumptious, this is YouTube, that's why there is bad grammar and lack of punctuation and I had never seen this: "Yes."; so quit trying to educate me.

  • needless to post a video about it

  • Funny, I never really thought about it, but I never use that phrase, and I think it was because I found it to be needless to say.

  • Needless to say, the phrase "needless to say" is needless to say.

  • indeed, but why did u say it? lol..(;

  • Needless to say, the reason why I said what I said that was needless to say is needless to say.

  • Top Three 'Needless To Say' Things:

    1) "How are you doing?" and its omnipresent reply, "Fine, how are you?" If the answer is always the same, the question doesn't need to be asked.

    2)"I'm drunk." Yeah, we could tell, thanks.

    3)"Hit the brakes!" Did you think the driver of the vehicle hadn't figured out that in order to prevent the vehicle from plowing head-on into that brick wall required him or her to hit the brakes?

    I could think of a few more, but here are three of them.

  • lol I know exactly what you mean, it always made me made when people say needless to say, it is like, is it that your brain is so slow that you need to fill in a bunch of words before you say what you were going to say in the first place? Or do you just think that everyone is an idiot and can't figure out that kitty litter sandwhichs taste bad?

  • Needless to say I'm gonna think twice before I go around using the phrase "needless to say" from now on.

  • And I forgot:

    1. needless to say I can't speak proper English, so your video are very useful

    2. needless to say you are sooo hot.

    3. needless to say you need to post other super videos like this one! Come on! Use your right,leftie's brain full of creativity and wonder. love your work!!

  • let me guess, you want "amazing grace" to play at your funeral?

  • haha I will never say needles to say ever again.

  • haha. lol

  • The top three things I find needless to say?

    Most youtube comments.

  • um thats a few more than three though...

    needless to say

  • "I think I just did a paradox" LOL xD

  • Needless to say he makes a good point... wait shit.

  • NEEDLESS TO SAY, Jack is hilarious, great video !

    Love those movable eyebrows! ;-)

  • that is randomised

  • I have two sayings from some ESPN Sportscasters.

    1. If only faces could talk.

    2 From a hockey reporter- "Watch the expression on his mask"

  • "i think i just made a paradox"

    haha

  • this is hilarioius, needless to say of course. . .

  • what is the song from the "in loving memory" part from? (thats the best version i've ever heard of it)

  • He did the ears again. Ha-ha-ha

  • Oh Jesus I a older than you 1 year and you look MORE OLD than me!!

  • Wow you were born in 1982? You're 1 year younger than me? Why do you look so much older

  • "I have to go to the bathroom really quick."

    "Let me get my car keys."

    "I was doing well until that cat came along.."

  • I hope your head did'nt really explodes, that would be such a waste... ! (I don't believe you're only 25)

  • "are you ok?" *victim bleeding from his mouth*

    "i love you" you better, lol

    "how was your day?" terrible. nuclear holocaust, terrorists everywhere, and Britney had twins!

  • Funny

  • If I weren't married, I would marry you. Just so you know.

  • here are my three:

    dead as a doornail. (doornails never were alive.)

    i don't trust him as far as i can throw him.(how far can a person throw another and how can you measure trust in feet?) that looks like that hurt. (it most likely did unless it was faked in which case i ws ment to look like it hurt.)

  • Most things that come out of Pres. Bush's mouth should not be said, but I would not characterize them as "needless to say."

  • I love it how you can move your ears:D:D:D

  • Top three things that are needless to say:

    Expressions like these:

    A) "man", as in "Hey man".

    B) "dude", as in "Dude?"

    C) The use of the abbreviation, "etc"

    ...etc.

  • Jack,

    If you really are dead. And you recorded that ending sayig you aren't really dead- BEFORE your head exploded-I'll be your Shovel Buddy! Now, where should I begin??? --Brian.

  • wow how do you do that thing with your ears at 2'38 !!

  • I usually don't say that, but now that I've heard it, needless to say, I'll probably use it later without thinking. lol

  • Needless to say#1: "Everything will be allright"

    Needless to say#2: "thiz vidoe juz waystid xxx minutes of my live that i'll nevah get back, u mourone"

    Needless to say#3: "mermaids are alive kicking shrinkvictims overtiming lots of secretaries dream scissors with whipped cream due to bodybuilding kangooroo turds"

  • God is good

    sex is good

    Jack Danyells is unmistakably likable

  • lmao

    idk

    just sayin needless to say

  • "It's always in the last place you look."

    I know I don't usually continue searching for something after it's been found!

  • you're a year younger than I am and you look 35.  Wow, maybe you need a vacation or a cut back on the caffine. Whew, man.

  • dude, you're only 25? You look a lot older

  • Great video! You are hilarious.

    My favorite "needless to say" phrase is "May or may not", as in, "Your order may or may not arrive by tomorrow." How is that at all helpful or communicating *anything*?

  • Lmao, I really liked that one.

    I mean technically it means the same god damn thing...

    Matt

  • lol "i can barely contain my excitement"

  • good video.

    but keep in mind that it is a frickin idiom.

  • I think needless to say is okay in certain situations because it can add humor or emphasis to something.

  • bloody heads don't explode like that... needless to say, you should do it over.

    ps: bring back the free government cheese for farmers!

  • i may have told you this story already but....

    if it aint broke dont fix it

    [the giant]

    im f**ked up!!!!!!!

  • you look like mark wahlberg

  • LOL, you are the best.

  • best one so far keep it up...please rethink the theme song

  • you should be an actor lol

  • You. Are twentyfive. And amazing.

    We never go the results of the poll of the worst americanisms...

  • u r soo dam hot!

  • I concur. Funny, intelligent guys are attractive, no matter what they look like. But, you are hot too..

  • yes!!! sooo hot!

    we needed to say that

  • needless to say, this was a goodly* video

    *cross reference

  • Lombotomy :) hehe

  • Please, please do Jack, I'm also confused by it, my english teacher makes me fall asleep when she explains it...

  • *Any sentence with the word "synergy" in it. (A word which makes me feel antagonistic.)

    * "You may have heard this one before..."

    * "This may sound creepy but..."

    LOVE the head explosion!

  • needless to say

    "Was that your car"

    "This monk sucks in Random arenas"

    "Frank is dead"

    WTF

  • nice head-blowing-up effect

  • I completely agree with you. I was just thinking this very thing within the past week. Same goes for the expression "It goes without saying..." People are retarded.

  • Nice special effects.

  • oh shit yogi berra dis

  • Not everything Yogi Berra said was unnecessary. Some of it was just nonsensical (although nonsensical things are arguably unnecessary) like "You've got to go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they'll never come to yours." Say what you want about Yogi Berra, but humanity is better for having been informed of this. Who can skip out on a funeral after being exposed to that kind of logic?

  • "Needless to say" vs "Obviously"

    Am I overthinking this?

  • HAHA that was cool. Love your stuff.

    Don't ask me why I notice this, but at the end of videos you tend to raise your eyebrows a lot which makes your ears go back and makes all females within a six foot radius flutter their eyelids and take notice of you....I think I'm going crazy, needless to say.

  • cool one. you really made me laugh.

    can you also do one about "Seriously"?

  • great one... but better lighting at the acting parts... it looks kinda dark

  • Needless to say that, this was kinda pointless to even say the very word "needless" to say, let alone finding 3 needless things to say, when there's needless to say any need to ah...say any needs? OMG! what the hell am I saying now?

  • RLMAO

  • As always, great video.

  • I can't believe someone had the nerve to compare you to that hotforwords chiq, she is pretty much just porn. You Rock, she is gross. Keep doing what you do Jack!

  • needless to say, you are SO much better than that hotforwords chick :P. but of course, you don't have boobs. and you don't take photos in skanky school girl clothes.

  • Needless to say, my previous comment is a followup to someone else's comment. Oh, should I have said that? Hmmm....

  • your vids are good

    but you look like a neanderthal

  • Oh my gosh so funny. i never thought that needless to say was needless to say. ANd hey yur 6 years older then me

  • Hey, do that ending with your ears again; best part of the clip!!

  • Actually, the term "needless to say" is probably (supposedly to be) the equivalent to the Latin paraleipsis or preterition. Used correctly, you indirectly refer to some event or action without clearly describing it, for the purpose of arousing someone's curiosity and encouraging imagination. The most common example is its use in a court: "I won't talk about the money you owe to the mob leader." You refer to the event but don't actually accuse them of performing the deed.

  • I teared up a bit at the Jack tribute. Needless to say, I was rather moved and saddened by the thought of you no longer walking the earth and terrorizing those less adept at English.

  • ahaha needless to say you are brilliant

  • "...but I could be wrong."

  • never eat yellow snow. why would you eat any snow.

  • "But that's my opinion."

  • I appreciate "needless to say" from a character revelation point of view. It is a useless idiom, but how people choose to use it can reveal a great deal about their world view. For example: "A guy spilled his drink on my shirt last night and I punched him" compared with "A guy spilled his drink on my shirt last night and, needless to say, I punched him."

  • Yeah...that one has always bugged me too....another one is "not for nothing,..." What does that even mean????? Love your stuff Jack!!!!

  • Stalkerboy Says: hahah, always a turn on that thing you do with your ears at the end of the video. xD

  • Needless to say, this was a great video!

  • Hey man, you're witty and all, but do not mess with Yogi Berra. He was a great man.

  • lmao, your ears move at 2:38-2:39

  • Needless to say, this video was as good as your videos always are. But I guess that's needless to say.

  • 1. Keep yur yap shut after I sex you, woman!

    2. Wanna see muppet abortions?

    3. Feast your eyes on my mangina!!

  • Cool Effects with the blood! what software do you use?

  • if you are reply to my comment dannye600, check out the youtube channel hotforwords, that's what i was referring to.

  • 1. this video was cool

    2. bush is as efficient as a crippled platypus

    3. this comment will disappear from the front page because of the other comments before you can even read it

  • taste well... it's taste WELL :P

  • "It ain't over 'til it's over" means don't give up near the end even if it looks like there isn't a chance. Some people give up before it's over. That's all Yogi meant there. As for everything else he said...

  • Good one! It's an old problem I've had with our language and I'm quite glad you tackled it.

  • Do you have anger issues! Why do you look SO mad when you talk? Yes, I can see that you are very emotional about your topic, BUT in ALL of your videos you really look VERY upset.

  • I could only think of one.

    Do you wanna a spanking? (parent to child)Yes, parent, I would love one.

    Great special effects!

  • dont take this the wrong way, but it amused me greatly when your head exploded XD..

    the effect was rather well done :) :up:

  • Question! Did your brain literally explode, or did it figuratively explode? :)

  • Needless to say is sometimes challenged for being illogical, inasmuch as it is almost always followed by the words it said need not be spoken. But it's an idiom, Standard, and a cliché and carries the weight of it's emotional intent: "I'M GOING TO STATE THE OBVIOUS JUST IN CASE YOU ARE STUPID"

  • dog eat dog world

    can you hear me now?

    the door swings both ways.

  • I've tended to feel equally aggravated when some one says, "The following person needs no introduction" but he or she goes into a long-winded introduction anyway.

  • Three needless things to say:

    1) "I don't mean to be rude but..." - preamble to saying a rude thing

    2) "'know what I'm sayin'" - a bad habit of speech that indicates insecurity in one's own ability to express what one wants. I always want to say "Why? Don't you?"

    3) "Whatever!" - slang for "I just said something that makes me look stupid! Now I need to act like I don't care."

  • ha! your ears move when you raise your eyebrows...great video, always entertaining.

  • I knew if you continued creating videos for this series that your head was going to explode. It is not goodly to get so upset... but the video was awesome, um.... needless to say. :)

  • Needless to say, great topic and special effects! But I thought you would like a comment anyway. :)

  • Dude! You ROCK! This is one of your best. Keep them coming.

  • i don't think dr phil is a real doctor.

    lost your toothbrush, have you checked the bathroom.

    lets just take it one game at a time.

  • i eat so i wont get hungry

    its not over til the fat lady sings

    that size doesnt come any bigger

  • Needless to say (ha!) you did a great job on this video, Jack. And I love the ear trick at the end. It is absolutely adorable!

  • yes...... however but

  • Funny... anyway awesome vid as usual... great special effects.

  • lol

  • Needless to say I want amazing grace at my funeral. Or is that needless to say. Maybe Ibetter tell someone.

  • Cool special effects

  • How long did it take you to clean that up?

  • Needless to say you must have some bleech handy.

  • a quote that is needless to say is 'it's always in the last place you look.' why would i keep looking after i've found what i'm looking for

  • Needless to say, it was pretty sweet when your head exploded.

  • Cool deal

  • Your head exploding was kind of scary

  • Needless to say you did a goodly job, although it wouldn't have been grawesome if you'd died in that very unique death. Ok, that's all I got.

  • Now do one on the "word" irregardless

  • Needless to say I thought this video was kind of stupid, but I think most of your videos are, but for some reason I keep watching them

  • 1. needless to say this was funny

  • wait, even better needless to say I laughed

  • lol!

  • There isn't all that much that's needless to say.

  • How'd you do the thing with the head?

  • I have a job that, occasionally, requires me to say things that are needless to say. In technical documents, you sometimes need to (literally!) state and re-state the obvious. First off, because even though it's obvious, someone is going to do something wrong unless you tell them. Secondly, because even though it's obvious, someone is going to try to patent it unless you get it down in writing first.

    Welcome to the modern world.

  • I have a job like that, too. I've got small children, and I'm married to you. ;-P

  • 1)  No!! I don't want to be tazed!!!

    2) Will there be anything else today? (usually a call center, after you say thank you and goodbye. Argh!!! I hate this one!)

    3) ...to go, please. (at a drive-through)

  • i had a friend who asked their customers 'eat in or take away' at a kfc drive-through

  • It seems to me that when people say "needless to say" what they really mean is "this should be obvious to any idiot, but sadly I'm not sure that you're going to pick up on it so I'll spell it out for you using words with a minimum of syllables just in case."

  • great video. keep up the good work

  • These things exist to make language fun.

  • It would be one of the most useless words in the English vocabulary is everything that was needless to say was never said. kinda like saying "obviously". People would think that you are stupid if u said "He got hit by a missile died" but if you say " He got hit by a missile" people will wonder if he lived. I guess it works to cover up some confusion w/o making u look stupid.

  • lol

  • my top 3!!!

    ppl get mad wen u punch them..

    dick is not a fun word to call some1 cuz they get mad

    ppl tend 2 becomeangry when u call them an anorexic whore

  • on your Epitaph jack ,you could have "Needless to say I am dead "

  • Needless to say, this is THE BEST D.O.J. you have done because of the graphic effects and the content. Funny stuff!

  • Needless to say, people tend to say it to sound more intelligent. I experienced a good one with this transitional phrase the other day and I went away shaking my head because the person didn't need to say it. Usually, though if people found something to contradict what he or she was saying, a more useful transitional phrase might go something like "however", "alternatively" or "comparatively speaking" What do you think Jack?

  • So, needless to say, you are brilliant, and if English does not degenerate into a meaningless smodge-podge of grunts and thoughtless malapropisms, it will be because of purists like you.

  • Needless to say, this video was helpful. I always enjoy the way your ears wiggle at the end with your eyebrows. You know that look that says, "Put that in your pipe and smoke it." Needless to say, it's quite amusing. And I know it might be obvious, but most 25-year-olds do not have quite so masterful a grasp of the English language as you do.

  • Yep, the ear/eyebrow thing is cool!

    From this moment on we shall refer to the phenomenon as 'Jack's Earbrow Wiggle'.

    Needless to say, I do need someone to second that..

  • The only way this video would have been funnier...is if you NEVER came back after the explosian and had the montage be the end of the video...otherwise...pure brilliance as usual.

  • paradox...lol you're a riot,

  • My top three needless to say phrases:

    1. I'm soooo tired.

    2. I need to go on a diet.

    3. That was random.

  • Do that ear thing again!

  • you wer born in 1982!...man, I am 12 yeas older than you.