Tim, I really hope you faired well ole sport. Do remember that you only used 1:51 minutes and you have 13:09 mminutes of fame if you want to show us something else. I will bet it to be grand and well calculated the next round. I'm still laughing at comment by "flylikeido1" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha
I especially like the way he reached back to ensure that his pelvis was still there....lol....what is it that makes people do stupid stuff like this....is life really worth all that? I just don't get it.
Oh Man... Seven breaks? The impact didn't look that bad. He must have hit the ground just right for his pelvis to break like that. I hope he healed quickly, & returned to the air.
iv seen this one before, he just barely touched the inside of the door and it released all the air from his chute. maybe they should have put some pads on the ground there, but hind sight is 2020 after all
I bet it felt really good 2 or 3 weeks later, did you have fun on the little toilet chair with a bucket under it and feeling like you were going to rip in two when taking a dump with all that pain medication in you! I speak from experience!! :)
Lucky bugger. I'm about 90% as impressed as I would have been if he pulled it off, just for the sheer fact that he attempted.
People that call this dumb, get a life. Or enjoy being a waste of a life until you're a 90 year old in a nursing home spending your days demented, sitting around in your own feces waiting for someone to put you on life support and extend your being a potato and a waste of life.
@ryanmerkle5 you heard it fucker i want gore real fucked up shit that makes me wanna go out and shoot people while i drink 30 cans of redbull and play loud techno beats.
Tim Bernard is as fearless as they come. He survived that accident and put together a DVD of all his adventures in skydiving (up 'til then) to pay for his medical bills titled "Frankenass - Carle Trauma Center Factory Pilot" I met him on a dropzone the next year where I bought a copy and he is diving again and living life at 200mph. The DVD is great (much better than this here) and he doesn't shy away from the mistakes and accidents he's had and has done some amazing successful stunts.
dude is a fuckign beast to even try that. Hes kinds lucky the chuts caught where and when it did cause it looks like ehs gonna go head long into the outside of the other hanger door.
@000Kongau000 When your friends on the ground yell for you to deploy your parachute, you know when it is time. Just kidding. All, well, almost all skydivers wear either a visual or audibal altimiter. They know to deploy their parachute at a pre-determined altitude. Usually 2,500 feet or in that area.
I love people who cripple themselves for a cheap laugh. Thanks guy, your hours in pain and suffering, your tens of thousands of dollars in lost wages and physical therapy got me to smile for at least 40 seconds.
A dark space, cooler then outside-no lift maybe? Perhaps not a good thing, but it was a cool idea. I think the air outside in the sun was lighter, less dense.
If only he had this instructor /watch?v=pMYs5uw9t_Y&context=C35d72deADOEgsToPDskLGw33rickw9vCKQxBW4_Ij
StepinacLax 1 week ago
ooyahhh....it hurt so good.
bilamontecristo 3 weeks ago
Atleast he had a go!!! go hard son or go home!!
worldwidesearch69 3 weeks ago
Hilarious. I know now how to shatter my pelvis..
docsboxmedia 3 weeks ago
The subtitles weren't funny, he got hurt you know
MsKTMvalley 1 month ago
haha he looked like a rag doll :D
XiaoDemon117 2 months ago
he couldnt have exited the other side anyway?:L
TheBodybuilder16 2 months ago
Wow. Almost made it, bro. Missed it by about a foot.
sayrsjd 2 months ago
he saw an opening and went for it
carpe diem bruddah
MufasaPurr 2 months ago
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did you see that ladies? lol
holycrapf20 3 months ago
i would never do that in my life
MuSiCkWoRlD1 3 months ago
Tim, I really hope you faired well ole sport. Do remember that you only used 1:51 minutes and you have 13:09 mminutes of fame if you want to show us something else. I will bet it to be grand and well calculated the next round. I'm still laughing at comment by "flylikeido1" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha
oktreedude 3 months ago
Bet that hurt.
chanctonbury63 3 months ago
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Maybe... You should have stayed in school.
bryhutch19 3 months ago
I loved that crunching noise!
zac1674 4 months ago
jesus!!! not very smart but balls of fucking steel
Doubleshot98 4 months ago
I gotta give it to him. He almost made it and it would have been badass. Too dangerous though.
BMuris 4 months ago
Nuts!
Robert317able 4 months ago
I especially like the way he reached back to ensure that his pelvis was still there....lol....what is it that makes people do stupid stuff like this....is life really worth all that? I just don't get it.
YoZoe3 4 months ago in playlist crashes
Oh Man... Seven breaks? The impact didn't look that bad. He must have hit the ground just right for his pelvis to break like that. I hope he healed quickly, & returned to the air.
neomuttley 4 months ago
Even if it was successful it's still lame.
timrs2001 4 months ago
lol
lenthokchom 4 months ago
Crumbs!!- the only way I would jump out of an aeroplane was if it was definitely going to crash and explode into a gazillion pieces!!!!
This stuntman was very couragous and so very nearly managed to pull it off!!
aflatminor 4 months ago
iv seen this one before, he just barely touched the inside of the door and it released all the air from his chute. maybe they should have put some pads on the ground there, but hind sight is 2020 after all
davisaroflmao 4 months ago
ooo... that's gotta hurt!
wizbang529 5 months ago
some ppl need to realize that there's a difference between GTA and reality
OrlyDudeGuy 5 months ago
look at 0:47 He shit his pants!!!! XD
monkey298 5 months ago
@monkey298 i think he's bleeding out of his ass.
TheBroadMinded 4 months ago
1:12 no more masturbation for you! Broken Arm FTW!
abnormal234 5 months ago
That's what you get for being a pillock
OneEagerBeaver 5 months ago
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Check out the video “aouch coup that destroyed the nose before shouting”and see what is painin this poor guy live
karateca2500 5 months ago
The sound of bones breaking turns me on.
HakitoJin 5 months ago
from ripleys beleave it or not
snekutis741 5 months ago
Hopefully the ambulance took him out the other door so he can say his last stunt was partially successful.
flylikeIdo1 5 months ago 40
hahahahaha retard
immahushedkitty 5 months ago
notice the sound of something breaking as he hits the floor at 1:14... LOL
Pepsimaniaco 5 months ago
if only he made it...
Mirozenx 5 months ago
he just broke his hand and i just broke the replay button
maulanykevin45 5 months ago
that friend is an asshole lol
freeman7232001 6 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhh awesome what happen to ur bute dude
kimynixon 6 months ago
FAIL
00000000000000o0 6 months ago
he almost had it to...if that damn wall didnt get in the way
mrwtsfhc 6 months ago
AHAHHAH THE COMMENTARY! "I bet even the ladies will be impressd." "Oyhee" "..Shi...!" "Owiie! did u girls see that!?"
LoonerBooner 6 months ago
Skydiving are for the mentally ill to express their feelings. IMO
TrueGreatness73 6 months ago
@TrueGreatness73 lol
ImDino 6 months ago
bad spot to bounce. beer fine?
MagicMalky 6 months ago
good song choice lol
bloodycartoongirl 6 months ago
@bloodycartoongirl just thinking that :)
RayMcAwesome 6 months ago
@RayMcAwesome
XD
bloodycartoongirl 6 months ago
nothing better to do, sky diving? kidding me
simonsmart 6 months ago
he almost made it!!!
pacovl46 6 months ago
Did you see his arm colapse or thats what it looked like
Abramighty 6 months ago
caught on tape !! ... who the fuck uses tape anymore ?
alex15295 6 months ago
this is why iv nevergone higher than 50 ft
CuteKittensAww 7 months ago
ahahahaha
uidemo 7 months ago
Love how they all run over and shove the cameras in his face. LOL
LLAGor1lla 7 months ago
ass fail. well, it was stupid :)
leopadresnow 7 months ago
try again you'll get it this time
lagaborn 7 months ago
Dude, that was awesome :) Kudos for trying that shit!
jigmesam 7 months ago 8
hey u almost did it that counts
ashley143559 7 months ago
def give ya props for trying....
mloomis2008 7 months ago
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atleast he lived... check out this HORRIBLE SKYDIVE ACCIDENT /watch?v=PPLYXhlLGf4
monkey298 7 months ago
@monkey298 omg that video is crazy!!
monkey298 7 months ago
1:12 OKAY! NICE SHOT!
JesseMusicc 8 months ago
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fuck you to the cunt who added in the writting
motorcyclevlogger 8 months ago
HAHAHAA! NOOB
sampanasyuk 8 months ago
If only John Mellencamp would fall like that. Without a parachute. And land on his face.
PandoraKyss 8 months ago
JACKASS HAHAHAHAHAHAH
jrjr143 8 months ago
ouch
ripoakley 8 months ago
as i watch the vid again, as he comes roarin through the entry way, i find my self wanting to yell, go dude, go!! then...i laugh my ass off
tarmbruster1 8 months ago
this is the best fuckin video i have seen all week! that guy was great! stupid fucker, but great!
tarmbruster1 8 months ago
i felt the pain! i felt it! it went through my right nut and out my left! lol
tarmbruster1 8 months ago
ouch......my ass...... LOL!
trktrt 8 months ago
that wouldve been SICK if he pulled it off!!!!
crisch93 8 months ago
@crisch93 Yeah it would have been! He got the first half of the stunt right.
TRE1275 8 months ago
im happy its not one of those gay fake videos
daynasorcutemoxy1 9 months ago
I bet it felt really good 2 or 3 weeks later, did you have fun on the little toilet chair with a bucket under it and feeling like you were going to rip in two when taking a dump with all that pain medication in you! I speak from experience!! :)
theantiredneck 9 months ago
why the shite music?
Nilguiri 9 months ago
you did not slow the parachute , thats why that happen..
atila540 9 months ago
You can't fix stupid.....
fordtruxdad 9 months ago
un poquito a la derecha... nada mas thank you guys,,,
conradiche 9 months ago
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what a dick head
plarkin300 9 months ago
wow couldnt pick worst fuckin song?
CURR3NTVALUE 9 months ago
If he has a wife and kids, then yes this is dumb, because a family man has to be responsible for more than just himself.
If he's a single bachelor however, then he can do what the hell he likes. No skin off my nose if he kills himself.
sbowesuk 9 months ago
Lucky bugger. I'm about 90% as impressed as I would have been if he pulled it off, just for the sheer fact that he attempted.
People that call this dumb, get a life. Or enjoy being a waste of a life until you're a 90 year old in a nursing home spending your days demented, sitting around in your own feces waiting for someone to put you on life support and extend your being a potato and a waste of life.
zeanomourph 9 months ago
@zeanomourph treu treu
1992steffan 9 months ago
Pelvis... in 7 places
mrgoukimaster 10 months ago
Lol, I love the how you added the sound of breaking bones, ah it hurts so good
MarkyMarkSaffa 10 months ago
lmao OOWEEEEE
eminence18 10 months ago
ALMOST HAD IT MAN!!!
ThePremedcandy 10 months ago
hillarious video, what a DUMBASS
Julman75 10 months ago
haha commentary made me laugh
MrDJidZ 10 months ago 32
comon he was close only part of hi parachute hit the hanger
hudy2009 10 months ago
what the heck was he thinking?!
TheCrazycrazykids 10 months ago
@TheCrazycrazykids ...Avril Lavigne? lol
Kynatics 10 months ago
CRUNCH.
okaminess 10 months ago
nice PLF... too bad it was in midair
madzthepally 10 months ago
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madzthepally 10 months ago
makes me feel like taking a poop
markyvandy 10 months ago
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will you teach me to swoop
parkula87 10 months ago
will you teach me to swoop
parkula87 10 months ago
Yeah let's face it, that would have been awesome...
Gogoplata205 11 months ago 2
Must have hurt, buy KUDOS FOR HAVING A CRACK AT IT!
DarrenHuseyin1 11 months ago
Philo Taylor Farnsworth is the greatest man for inventing the camera thanks to him we get to see ppl get hurt :D!
jean9910 11 months ago
one more incident like that. And youll end up like that poor soul over there. With the Iron butt
"AW Man.. IT ITCHES!"
EliZultch 11 months ago 94
@EliZultch I giggled like a little girl haahhahaah, sponge bob?
Shamladoo 9 months ago
@Shamladoo haha yeah. I just thought about it when helanded on his ass ^^
EliZultch 8 months ago
@EliZultch haha you know it nigger
Shamladoo 8 months ago
@Shamladoo lolololol I'm white but what the fuck ever <333
you run along now and enjoy the tube of you :]
EliZultch 8 months ago
@EliZultch patricks ass could survive that...
Dashizal99 8 months ago
@EliZultch No more spongebob, kid.
lolmasterman123 7 months ago
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@lolmasterman123 you're just Jelly you can't flip a Krabby patty ~.^
EliZultch 7 months ago
@EliZultch spongebob?
MrJTNELSON 7 months ago
@MrJTNELSON yup. :3
EliZultch 7 months ago
@EliZultch LMFAO
nickmartini413 7 months ago
@EliZultch Hahahaha ohhh spongebob..
thatonefatguy1 7 months ago
anytime there's a camera around something's bound to go wrong! don't they know the rules?
BonesDGAF021 11 months ago
-Friend takes picture- LMAO
TheClankMan 11 months ago 2
If the chute didint catch the door you would have been fine. Dam so close
hostblank 11 months ago
what a wanker.lol
SuperKylz 11 months ago
I would've ran over and closed the door before he made it in
TheGreasepit 11 months ago 3
@TheGreasepit hahaha hilarious
FIFA07Addicted 11 months ago
I broke my pelvis in 4 places dirt biking. It was so painful that I actually went deaf for a couple minuets.
ShakyBones797 11 months ago
@ShakyBones797 Yeah I know man, I got hit by a speedboat in the pelvis and it hurts so bad
lolatmyaccounts 10 months ago
@MoneyMaker2461 it's their life and therefore they decide how to live it. I'm sure they know the risks. It's a sport.
50centgotshot9times 11 months ago
oh, my ass, my ass!!
kbnguy 11 months ago
there are old skydivers and bold skydivers......you're just a fucking idiot.
TheTruthseeker711 1 year ago
dam that would have been really good if he made it.
sxr951 1 year ago
Shit i want death with heads off and fingers missing this guy should go back and do it again i feel robbed you cunts.
TheNastyNosher 1 year ago
@TheNastyNosher WHAT?
ryanmerkle5 1 year ago
@ryanmerkle5 you heard it fucker i want gore real fucked up shit that makes me wanna go out and shoot people while i drink 30 cans of redbull and play loud techno beats.
TheNastyNosher 1 year ago 3
@TheNastyNosher
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH wtf
ryanmerkle5 1 year ago
did he went back skydiving ??? i hope so
ferfabiane 1 year ago
Ouch! But shit happens, dont give up ;D
Leo19Br 1 year ago
the awesome thing is the song that goes with it
arthurnigga 1 year ago
lol thats mad
harryisnotcool 1 year ago
one thing, if he turnd leather on left side he would pass xD no joke
SeRgA123456789 1 year ago
Shouldn´t it be funnier, trying pass across two high voltage cables????
taitamauta 1 year ago
what a fuckwit
larsulrich63 1 year ago
u was suppost to land over here
youngblaze195 1 year ago
thumbs up if you muted
qwertyismymom 1 year ago
@qwertyismymom i thumbs you down ahah..listen to real music bitch
PS3NitroLambo 1 year ago
@PS3NitroLambo now thats not proper language on a public site, you should know better, kid...
qwertyismymom 1 year ago
On-screen narration and the choice of music was great!
THE LADIES were impressed with your typing skills,
I skydive, but I don't do stupid shit like that.
I just spin around until 10K feet and LAH TEE TAH til teh landing where my only thought is: NO GRASS STAIN ON MY PANTS, NO GRASS STAIN.
PavePaws 1 year ago
he would have made it if the parashute didnt catch the door.
noobertoober1 1 year ago
Idiots like him make the world a better place. :D
frankielegendboyle 1 year ago
what an asshole
JIOISIE 1 year ago
Tim Bernard is as fearless as they come. He survived that accident and put together a DVD of all his adventures in skydiving (up 'til then) to pay for his medical bills titled "Frankenass - Carle Trauma Center Factory Pilot" I met him on a dropzone the next year where I bought a copy and he is diving again and living life at 200mph. The DVD is great (much better than this here) and he doesn't shy away from the mistakes and accidents he's had and has done some amazing successful stunts.
QcRoman 1 year ago
I believe this is real, also didn't he pull off the stunt the second time around?
goucv 1 year ago
whoever made this video making fun of this diver is probably too much of a pussy to have ever dived himself, just saying
siddhartha0504 1 year ago
this is fake, he actually did make it out the other door. His chute is specially designed for agility and maneuverability.
PeterGartner 1 year ago
@PeterGartner it is not fake
whipemybutt 1 year ago
@PeterGartner wow ur an idiot.
snubbypowns 1 year ago
@PeterGartner B***shit Peter. He fucked up. :)
siwilk0 1 year ago
did anyone else grab there ass after watching this?
swifterthenu227 1 year ago 76
I've seeen this on my tv, its so pain full! "CLANG!" OUCH!
124melanie 1 year ago
brool story co
BabyJesus607 1 year ago
I met a guy who said he was there that day and knows the hurt skydiver.
PotatoGunsRule 1 year ago
@PotatoGunsRule cool story bro
reinise 1 year ago
great landing sound effect haha
gablez1999 1 year ago
this shit was just meant to happen, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this kind of people wanting to get hurt so bad lol
Doggfair 1 year ago
that was sick
enyeny7077 1 year ago
Epic Failure... **Que the failure trombone** Wha Wha Whaaa
syntax0987 1 year ago
This guy is lacking canopy awareness skills!
SW33TDR34M5 1 year ago
hahaha fuckingn idioot
seif630 1 year ago
hahaha fucking idioot
seif630 1 year ago
Almost got it too lol
nickdrewdustin85 1 year ago
Chuck Norris would have gotten right up....
lastdaysguitar 1 year ago
leave these kinda stunts to ken block and a subaru
bundoranboy1 1 year ago
if he did finish and get out the other side he would have been a right LEGEND
Charliie5196 1 year ago
tosser
gadyos1980 1 year ago
dude is a fuckign beast to even try that. Hes kinds lucky the chuts caught where and when it did cause it looks like ehs gonna go head long into the outside of the other hanger door.
blackelk7373 1 year ago
How do you tell when to pull your parachute?
Like when you are skydiving, how can you tell?
000Kongau000 1 year ago
@000Kongau000 When the ground gets too close.
VCat2006 1 year ago
@000Kongau000 When your friends on the ground yell for you to deploy your parachute, you know when it is time. Just kidding. All, well, almost all skydivers wear either a visual or audibal altimiter. They know to deploy their parachute at a pre-determined altitude. Usually 2,500 feet or in that area.
teamflail 1 year ago
I love people who cripple themselves for a cheap laugh. Thanks guy, your hours in pain and suffering, your tens of thousands of dollars in lost wages and physical therapy got me to smile for at least 40 seconds.
jrkepler 1 year ago
A dark space, cooler then outside-no lift maybe? Perhaps not a good thing, but it was a cool idea. I think the air outside in the sun was lighter, less dense.
wackyrice1 1 year ago
the idea didn't suck and he almost made it, it looked awesome
3Nex 1 year ago
@3Nex Or almost slammed into / clipped the other wall with his body. Maybe this was the best outcome.
VCat2006 1 year ago
making fun of a guy who broke some bones. Classy you dumb bitch.
VoidOfEnigmas 1 year ago
i heard he died in the hosptal from that
liljonnyscott007 1 year ago
@liljonnyscott007 oh yeah, when hes talking about it in the program?
spanglybanglers 1 year ago
@liljonnyscott007 he was in the interview at the end..?
cooksey13 1 year ago
@liljonnyscott007 Right after he gave his interview!
VCat2006 1 year ago