Robot Chicken: Voldemort's Nose

[wkwok]

"do you validate?"

hahahahaha

[RavenMaster1313]

Why is everyone talking about the spoiler? Unless you're stupid and haven't been keeping up with the movies and books for the you know the last like TEN FREAKIN' YEARS........

[mrnascar49]

At 0:04 the only American wizard in Harry Potter

[Man3shark]

Why is the surgeon Jewish?

[secretagentsir]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[doray649]

I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A SCROTUM FOR A FACE

[The1andonlySkuxx]

@doray649 thats great, want a cookie for that groundbreaking news?

[TannahofKaos]

LOL, the doctors a jew....

[nhhd10]

Actully in the first harry potter movie Voldemort still has a nose. :) but still funny as hell ;P

[Nikiyoto]

LOL "He looks angry enough to kill that guys baby."

[nevets0910]

@Nikiyoto The best line! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Quadrenaro]

Judging by this and the other top comment, the last 2 were unimaginitive spoilers.

[CalumAJ99]

Wait... Ollivander is the Third Doctor?

[evilmodafuka]

it all makes sense now :O

[nightfall2318]

so he wants to murder a child and kill all wizards just because of a Nose??

[Dark0Kitten]

That guys angry enough to kill that guy's baby! :3

[siriuslysiriusblack]

He looks like one of the Gentlemen from that episode of Buffy.

[darren048]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[thepup37]

WHERES UR F***ING NOSE, MAN?

[jwetzel07]

Spoiler Alert: Snape kills Dumbledore

[PSFanMike]

@jwetzel07: Umm not really. 1/2 blood prince aired at least 2 years now. I'm sure every1's seen it by now.

[StarFoxAutobot]

I love the line at the end! XD

[Woofy1029]

it all makes sense now

[KonaArii]

Actually he looked ''normal'' before he ''came back''

[afrokid11]

"he's angry enough to kill that guy's baby" :) hahahaha trolololololol!!

[Asending]

Harry was the final horcrux.

[mytube501st]

I see

[MiteGai]

The story has been over for a few years. If you haven't read it by now, its noones fault but your own that its spoiled for you.

[Woofy1029]

so that;s how it all started!

[WebsurferSA]

I'm ready.... cut me lol the face he makes priceless

[Stormeris]

STOP THUMBING UP SPOILERS PEOPLE,

[sweet58441]

Ok, now I get it. Fucking potter, they deserved all the pain and torment they caused him

[otorinolaringologia]

"why so bent out of....Snape!!!!"

[mw2expertlmga24]

Jewish doctor

[Atomik327]

Why So Bent Outta Shape?

[mw2expertlmga24]

where's you f****** nose man? Best insult ever!!!!! XD LOL

[LordJaric]

I lmao at the end "he looks angry enough to kill that guy's baby"

[Mayank9000]

NOW I get it.............

[boneprincess1]

I knew that "prophecy" was just a load of crap

[youtoubakias]

Harry did actualy manage to do a great nosejob to voldemord! but this is not a reason to chase him and kill him.He could actualy chase his nose.

[xRaineDropsx]

So that's why Voldemort wanted to kill Harry...

[lala201117]

Owww my fu***in nose!XD

[Galindo66]

James was a douche

[TheHardrock000]

i think that was james potter

[Waxxers]

0:00 to 0:09 has some great music and yes he looks angry enough to kill that kids Baby lmao!

[oneof333]

fricken epic

[GM0DIDI0TXB0X]

I fucking died at 0:42

[sporzoen]

"Why so bent out of shape?" hahahahaha, Im writing that one down for future use.

[DarkSpawn323]

WHERES YOUR F*CKING NOSE MAN

greatest insult ever

[EchoBoomer1987]

There should be a skit with Voldmort and Palpatine

[princebonbonable]

0:30 OW!! MY F**KING NOSE!!!!!!!

[DNASigil95]

You'd think Voldemort would Avada Kedavra to them

[thekiller98ful]

he wants an NJ!

[whak01]

oh so thats what happen :0

[strongbad58450]

That explains everything XD

[masivemurdar]

Hes not supposed to have ears either...he lost all his cartalage

[MagicLanternProds]

Am I the only one who thinks Olivander looks like Jon Pertwee?

[DClaBarraBrava]

whose*

[TAproductions102]

why didn't he just kill everyone or make them his eternal slaves

[miketower99]

HE LOOKS ANGRY ENOUGH TO KILL THAT GUY'S BABY

[Slytherin128]

@miketower99 Yeah, except..... he never did manage to do that. lol Killed him, though.

[PeachesAndSkeet]

way to thumbs up the SAME spoiler quote twice guys. real nice.....

[jay011ish]

LMMFAO XD XD XD XD

[astoriaanne]

He's angry enough to kill that guy's baby & a lot more then that hon.

[UchihaPride1]

why are the top comments always quotes from the video?

[darknight10000]

This is how it happened. JK messed up somewhere during that origin story.

[cobaltfirewarrior]

"WHERE'S YOUR F**KIN' NOSE MAN?"

Heheh.

[WafflezDay]

He's angry enough to- oh wait that's already been done TWICE! -_- Really guys? DERP

[myvampireskeeper]

LOL!

[Nakrion]

did anyone else notice that the doctor had a yamaka on?

[ithrowmysamich]

WHERES YOUR FUCKING NOSE, MAN?

hilarious XD

[boneprincess1]

I figured. i knew that "prophecy stuff" was crap!

[nzephier]

So THATS how it happened!

[fucheduck]

it's all in the nose that's why they went back to jeering after the potter incodent.

[vanhalen101492]

@Spanky989 I guess he will. Some people think it's so cool to comment first on videos.

[Jarrett2409]

ALL THE PEOPLE HERE ARE NERDS!

[XxRebornNationxX]

@Jarrett2409 We prefer the term "Future Overlords".

[Jarrett2409]

@XxRebornNationxX I prefer the term. future nobodys. you should prefer that term to. :/

[XxRebornNationxX]

@Jarrett2409 Aw, how cute. You're trying to provoke me. That's so adorable.

[Jarrett2409]

@XxRebornNationxX Aw, how cute. You're not gonna get a girlfriend.

You do not try to kombat. its useless, I dont know why im wasting my time with you. away with you, nuisance!

How is that adorable, oh future overlord? Im done here. obviously you cant get the joke.

[XxRebornNationxX]

@Jarrett2409 I'm a girl idiot :p

[Jarrett2409]

@XxRebornNationxX Pitiful

[XxRebornNationxX]

@Jarrett2409 You don't have a girlfriend do you? Lame-o, go get laid.

[SovereignStatesman]

Why didn't he just get Luna Lovegood to fix his nose?

[patu8010]

@popaleechee Hehe, yeah. :D That was a funny part in the video. :)

[popaleechee]

@patu8010 Lol, I know... it was like the cherry on a Sunday or something for me =]

You expect to only hear rambling before it went on to the next scene, but instead the lady's quote gets the spotlight right before the "psh" sound came in lolol xD

Just a perfect piece for the ending =D

[smalroman]

BUT WILL IT BLEND?

[stlouisrocker100]

@smalroman That is the question.

[mrlegoman171]

wheres your f**king nose man lol

[JovBoyd]

Young Dumbledoor 0:00 ?

[stlouisrocker100]

@JovBoyd I believe so

[TheCheezewiz25]

Finally he got a nose i mean since the goblet of fire i was like (wheres this dudes fucking nose

[SovereignStatesman]

@TheCheezewiz25

He wanted to look like a snake, HELLO?

[Jarrett2409]

@SovereignStatesman nerd

[SovereignStatesman]

@Jarrett2409

THANK you! LOL

But "geek" would have been the polite version, nerds are too plain.

[Jarrett2409]

@SovereignStatesman WOW

[zzzzzushi]

"he looks angry enough to kill that guys baby." ohh....



[apeface1990]

@zzzzzushi Holy sh*t, it all makes sense now!!!

[HORRORLUVR1]

poor guy

[chedory1]

"I'm ready......CUT ME!!!"

[Dragzilla66XL]

Hey no nose! ;D

[lgnorancelsBIiss]

"Whers your fucking nose dude?!"

[GiaJ1]

@lgnorancelsBIiss lol

[urantiruslan]

sweat

[FourPie]

That was sad...

[vampireneyney6464]

Volemophobia: The fear of having no nose.

[soccerfan384]

Haha, that explains so much

[cocacola1420]

he's angry enough to kill that guy's baby!!!!

[Mjpowns]

The point where the joke I got your nose goes to far.....

[19fable]

where is your ***** nose man?

[xmaryHXCx]

Lolz, and this is where it all began....

[Variojas]

Laughed my butt off awesome XD

[SinnFein4ever]

"First to post" is a virgin.

[sydthemusicjunkie]

"He looks angry enough to kill that guys baby!"

This is why im gonna be careful of whos nose i fuck up xD

[FastoJetso]

Pause and press 5 for voldemort face plant with door and Jame's pedo look and ollivanders dirty thoughts look xD

[AnthonyisXXL]

'Wheres your fucking nose man!"



[imred3345l]

thumbs up if you know he has a nose in the 1st movie but for some reason he doesn't in the new ones

[TrollMCTrollinMAKKY]

Adult Swim sucks balls. Hard and heavy.

[DaBigX26]

Voldemort got fucked, TWICE.

why to get owned :D

[DaBigX26]

@DaBigX26 i meant way

[PenguinFart3]

no 45th second lol

[epicppt]

"He looks angry enough to kill that guys baby"! LMAO! For hilariously over the top videos subscribe to Epic Powerpoint!

[NatWolff43567890]

LOL Michale Jasckon Stole it 

[TGloodt]

He's angry enough to kill that guy's baby!

[waffleiron24]

first lol

[cannibalrai]

lol

[CrossFireGundam]

Was that doctor a jew? I'm just throwing that out there >.>

[SuperDouchebag12345]

@CrossFireGundam

Yeah i realized that too

[MrHihihi32]

@CrossFireGundam

he wore a jewish hat.

[IhateJonasBros100]

"He looks mad enough to kill that guy's baby!" BEST LINE EVER.

[theoneandonlyVrox]

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE SHOOT VOLDEMORT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD W/ A SNIPER!?! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!

[MrWerehog23]

So in a way, Voldemort "served" James for what he did.

[JudyxNails]

Who doesn't laugh at the fact that he is a snake man and doesn't have a nose?

[lstm4evr]

He looks angry enough to kill that guy's baby!

[animechick742]

'Harry Potter' makes sense to me now.

[rocketman5989]

now i know why he wants to kill potter

[PansyFreakTube]

YUNWELL SHALL TRAVEL TO UTEN

[Tophermen]

Woman: "He's angry enough to kill that guys baby!"

Hilarious!

[CDeonC09]

Do you validate ?



[frfx1]

wait what did james say the second time he opened the door in voldemorts face?

[FresnoCA93727]

So that's how it all started! LoL

[tw881000]

i wonder what REALLY happened to his nose. it was pretty normal when he was a kid.

[KillaCam96]

Lmao i love it

[legojoker111]

thumbs up if your the 316th viewer

[iluvme4never]

@ladiaaaa8 Actually, no. He'd been Lord Voldemort since he was at Hogwarts, though you're right, he probably didn't look like that when James Potter was that age (assuming that's supposed to be when Potter was about to go into Hogwarts).

*Disclaimer*: Yes, I know I'm a nerd.

[devartdjkyota]

He looks angry enough to kill that guy's baby! xD

[dudeman52993]

@ladiaaaa8 there are reasons we have jokes...

[donniedarkodevotte]

@ladiaaaa8

NEEEEEEERD!

[NotchtheGreat]

316th viewer

[watchmyywhipp]

316th

[FrailShiver]

What does the woman say at the very end?

"something something baby"

[TrunksStrife]

@FrailShiver he's angry enough to kill that boy's baby"

[fishtankfreak]

@FrailShver cake and noodles

[DahPurpleHippo]

@FrailShiver since that was supposed to be Harry's dad, she said "that man is angry enough to kill that boy's baby"

Enter Harry Potter and the Sorcerers stone

[Iamjustherek]

So THAT'S why he chose Harry over Neville! LOL

[darkforeverxy2]

yeah

[BrittCoture]

I guess i came early :D

[LegoSpacePolice1]

lol

[residentevilnerd]

9th



[AddictiveAirsoft]

8th

[jj1234567890pp]

1st dislike yay

[kqcrazii]

6th

[klepanic63]

so that's the real reason why voldemort killed him...

[wgandalf234]

It all came together 

[ScizoR]

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