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  • OBESITY RAP YAYAYAYAY

  • 87 % of americans are fat.. wooooow

  • he's not very obese black man, he's very black obese man..

  • what the fuck lmao?

  • People also rallied to have more vegetables in school lunches so the government declared pizza a vegetable.

  • wtf the big guy at the end it doesnt take a fucking gov to do something about the problem of obesity thts ur job if u dnt wanna be obese exercise and eat right maybe some of that fat can drop and how is the gov gonna stop this problem lol i

  • @stylez1021 This is a joke

  • 64 people is obese

  • 55% body fat to 90% body fat

    so 15 million people are between 55 and 90 then 185 million people are still above 90% body fat

  • its not about the amount we eat. its what is put in to our food and how our bodies react to it. (all of it also comes with healthy choices as well)

  • formerly obese! lol!

  • 200 to 185 LMFAO

  • @Sagget21 IKR LMAO

  • u dont wanna be obese? stop eating!! lol

  • "Formerly obese man" LMAO

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, yes it's high time someone went in and fixed a problem that i caused myself and can easily fix myself. However i just feel like blaming someone else and expect them to fix it. God i hate people who are like that

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  • it's not complete :(

  • this is not funny cause this is what they did to pizza and its suks. jk its still funny

  • Hey look it's the extremely black obese man...

    or was it the extremely obese black man..

  • @doraemonrox or was it the extremely manly obese black

  • Anyone else seeing the striking similarity between this and classifying pizza as a vegetable?

  • holy shit thats funny

  • They do the same thing for unemployment. If you run out of unemployment benefits you aren't counted in the unemployment numbers.

  • @SpruceDread4578 I wish we can grow our own crops and eat healthier, but cops are busting people for having their own garden in their yards. The system is banning people from having their own crops, they want us to eat unhealthy corporate foods sanctioned by the New World Order and their eugenics cult.

  • The government is the cause of obesity, because they won't let people produce their own natural organic foods, they are forced to eat NWO-sanctioned foods with police state ingredients.

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  • WELL EXCUUUUSE ME "FORMERLY OBESE MAN"

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • My mate is 42 stone and he's one of the heathiest people I know.

  • @sirtinycreep Errr. That only means that the other people you know are even fatter.

  • @sirtinycreep Im sorry but youre full of shit there's no way someone who's almost 600 lbs is healthy

  • wow they didnt put the best part :(

    

  • There is no "obesity epidemic" in America. The obesity "problem" is ridiculously insanely exaggerated.

    We've got REAL problem to fight: MILLIONS of prisoners (both human and non-human: factory farms, laboratories, fur farms) held hostage unjustly while banksters corporate CEO financial terrorists walk free, a world soon to run out of oil, and anthropogenic global warming (AGW).

  • @mphello Global Warming was found to be caused by the decreased number of swashbuckling pirates. The correlation is undeniable.

  • @Khyrid

    There's also a correlation between terrorism and the number of people buying cornnuts.

  • @mphello So, should I buy cornnuts to reduce terrorism or not buy them? I knew cornnuts were fishy.

  • soda is liquid dessert and it goes down a lot faster.. only drink it once a month, not 2 or 3 times a day.. water is your best friend

  • LOL that fat chipmunk made me laugh, it is time for government to solve my lazy ass and unhealthy diet made by a choice pathetic

  • ~307,000,000 people live in the USA.

  • @SexyFish660 Its actually 313.9 million, the population increases every year by a million people Due to immigration. Land of opportunity right :-)

  • is it the governments fault that people are fat? or do people just need to make better choices?

  • This is epic. Heroic even. Because when the government fights any battle they just change the definition (move the goal post) and create the illusion of winning. Oh my god! Autism has increased 200%! No, they changed the definition of autism to include mildly antisocial people, awkwardness or just oddness.

  • @donnely138 Pizza is now a vegetable. :DDD

  • Blame the fast food restaurants? You're a dumbass. It's the individual's fault hes a fat slob not the business.

  • @KhasarX You're kind of a dumb-ass too for excusing their underhanded tactics and marketing ploys. Like serving a salad with a sauce that has 900 calories and telling kids that McDonald's is a healthy party of a balanced diet. Not technically illegal, but false. Not to mention everything is processed so it is easily digested, full of hidden calories from corn syrup and fat added. Stop sticking up for the bad guys America, it just shows your GOP ignorance.

  • @TheCFTube If people actually cared about staying healthy they'd check the health facts before eating at any fast food restaurant. Bitching about "under-handed tactics" is a cop out so stop blaming others, it's your fault you're a fatass.

  • @TheCFTube You are clearly a prick and probably a republican. I'm also skinny and go to the gym 3x a week. I eat fast-food about once every 2-3 weeks. Fast food companies use deception, people like you let them get away with it.

  • lololololololololol

  • LMAO, 90% body fat, how are you living?!?!

  • @iwuzhere321 However, they are all still Americans as long as they live in NA or SA.

  • @reodk there's more than 1 billion people in AMERICA. The United States are not all of america. It means North and South combined. So when ppl from other countries say 'stupid americans,' they mean everyone in North and South ^^

  • @RpiesSPIES It's typically understood that "Americans" is short for "United States of Americans" Since the USA is one country. South America is many countries so "Americans" isn't a term necessarily used for them.

  • "I don't wanna be obese"

    Do something about it then bitch

  • @IAxHero how the fuck can an obbese man do something about it when they have a fast food restaurant on every block?

  • @IAxHero he isnt

    he needs 90% bodyfat to be obese

  • this is exactly what happened a few feeks ago when they adjusted inflation rate because of inflation

  • And now they did similar thing with debt ceiling the onion is the only true news!

  • from 200 million to 185 million. thank goodness we saved that many

  • I get sad when i see fat people. I pity their ignorance.

  • I get sad when i see fat people. I pity their ignorance.

  • @HwoarangtheBoomerang what ignorance?

  • im pretty sure if it was 87% i'd see an obese person everywhere i walk... i dont lol. then again, its the onion so i guess the statistics arent correct =P

  • pfff. just an assholes)) fuckin americans

  • Oh god they made a movie!

  • I ate fried cheesecake while watching this

  • @sillyjordacio014 LOL Did you wash it down with a Diet Coke?

  • put down the folk

  • Only in America... Nuff said

  • AMURICUUH, FUUCK YEAAH

  • LOL it still said 185 million americans were over 90% body fat

    is that even possible to be that fat?

  • 50%? Obesity kicks in at 25-30%. MORBID obesity is 50%.

  • Why is this called the Onion movie. Is it because obese people look like a big round onion? Is it because obese people have bad breath like onion?

  • @Pepper6464 Umm.....I can't tell if you're joking or not.....lol. But if aren't, the Onion is a fake news media that makes jokes and plays with the average American news and media. If are joking, sorry for wasting your time. :P

  • @Pepper6464 no, its because the news network is called the Onion. and obesity was just one story, the movie isnt just about obese people

  • Ha joke about it but this is how the government works for real.

  • @opisex Its not even remotely close actually.

  • @apprentice58

    Rly? why did my property tax go up then? oh I remember.. they sent me a letter informing me everyone's appraised property was uniformly increased by 10% (at least on paper) and they get to collect more tax money.. yay..

    The country is'nt broke we just need to raise the debt limit.. yay

    Or we can just introduce MORE money into the system diluting everyone's dollar, they did this about 6 months ago btw.

    That's how the government works in this country, Just move the line & pretend.

  • @opisex Good point, remotely close would be inaccurate and I apologize for jumping the gun. But is that the majority of how the government operates? I would still strongly disagree. Yes the debt ceiling will likely be raised, but this hasn't taken place without a variety of debate around it. I'm not sure how you're drawing a parallel with the other two examples. The first one actually seems to counter your point. The last, well actually I would like a source for if you can give one.

  • @apprentice58

    1st example is not counter to my point, Which is if they don't like something they change the definition, or move the line.

    They wanted more tax money so they inflated everyone's property values by 10% regardless if your property actually warranted an increase in "real" value.

    They can then tax this higher "value", since property tax is directly based on it.

    For the last example look up "Quantitative Easing". it increases inflation by diluting the dollar (more money).

  • Obama wants to do this to the inflation rate measurements, they are already horrendous..LOL.

  • clever step... gouvernment...

  • It's a KFC/McDonalds nation!

  • So what is this movie, anyway? Just a bunch of random news stories?

  • @4ingP

    It has an overall story about the network being bought out by corporate sponsors and something about terrorists, but yeah it's like 90% news sketches.

  • why the hell are so many people taking this seiously??? The Onion do spoofs, skits, jokes concerning fake news stories they make up

  • the last man is epic, saying its the governments problem, when its his own fault, cause he choose to eat wrong.

    learn to cook your own meals mommys boy and grow up, And don't you dare say your moms food are fat, cause you live in 2011 where a healthy cookbook /internet with recipes are available to learn from. I'ts Simply called Being fat and lazy in your case.

    Logic fails!

    Note: I dont call all fat people lazy, but blaming others for your weigh issue when your an adult is is lazy.

  • @ZiLaK You don't know what's even more epic? Reading comments here of people like you who don't realise these news are fake.

  • @ZiLaK He needs to eat healthy food? lmao i eat lotas of pizzas, hamburgers, pasta and other fatening shit and i weigh 65kg, i excercise! BTW news are "fake"

  • you blame others for your over weight? dude, get a life..... You eat, not your guvernment. So stop crying and do something, not just eating some shit you see on commercials or your fridge.

  • You don't wanna be obese ? I suggest STOP EATING THAT FUCKING BUTTER, IT'S THE ONLY WAY !

  • Fried Kool-Aid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wow people not on the onion channel take this shit seriously daaamn bitches got trolled dont you know you shorten your lifespan by a suprisingly high amount due to the stresshormones being led into your blood that stops other things in your body from working hard and set them on standby like nerves, muscles, heart, other shit and therefor increises your age of getting alzheimers and heart attacks and strokes SO STOP tAKING THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. did you know your stress level goes up in caps

  • 58 people are obese.

  • 0:27

    i just can not look back at him!

    I can't imagine him being obese!

    Thank gawd he lost weight...

  • LOL...at 200 million American s thats more than half our population.

  • @reodk

    yeah; it'd be around 2/3

  • @reodk There'es more than 1 billion people in america.

  • @JoshD8282 No no no, we aint china or india, we have 300million give or take.

  • @JoshD8282 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig­ht.

  • @JoshD8282 LOL no. Assuming you are talking about the USA and not the actual continent, you are just slightly off... by about 600 million.

  • @reodk really? Gall, no one could figure that one out!!

  • 1 billon dollars of fat americans

  • the fuck? there's about 180 million people in the USA.

    fake and gay

  • @STOKEYmusic Duh. It's the fuckin Onion

  • @STOKEYmusic idiot... there is 300 million people in the US and of course its fake, its the onion...

  • @shammy63

    Are you fucking joking? There are between 170 and 180 million US residents.

    Learn your facts

  • @STOKEYmusic ...im not american, but i know for a fact there is 300 million americans, they are the 3rd biggest population after china and india... you my friend, are a fucking idiot. go look at an encyclopedia.. where are you from? if you are from america and dont know the population of your country, you should shoot yourself.

  • @STOKEYmusic from CIA world factbook:

    "Population: Field info displayed for all countries in alpha order.

    313,232,044 (July 2011 est.)

    country comparison to the world: 3 "

    been proven wrong? idiot!

  • @STOKEYmusic *ehmm* WRONG!! There are 300 million people in the U.S(fact)

  • In america it's actually cheaper to buy foods that are bad for you, since 95% of the population is in the middle class and below it's not a stereotype, it's true.

  • I love when people talk smack about America when likely they come from a country with their own obesity epidemic.

  • For all you people that replied...it was a joke...jeeeesssusss....

  • america the best place in the world, if you include everyone else

  • @nofalloutsurvivor well, if you say in the world wouldn't including everyone else be redundant?

  • why on earth is the fat guy blaming the government for his weight????? ITS HIS OWN FAULT no one did this to him but himself!

  • @alsancle Are you serious?

  • @alsancle haha you fell for it

  • @alsancle If U Didnt Know The Onion Movie Is A Comedy! Its NOT REAL!...

  • Fatties have forsaken the right to be considered persons.

  • Ahhh America: The land of big, fat opportunity!

  • Speaking as an American who weighs 120 pounds and is a competitive long-distance runner, I can tell you that I have seen plenty of fat Americans but nowhere near 30% of the population is obese in my experience.

  • awwwww it cut off at the end, what he says is "man i dont wanna be obese, man this shit is all fucked up" lmfaooooooooo

  • 00:29 OMG! O_O

    ITS INCREDIBLY OBESE BLACK MAN!

    ...or is it i incredibly black obese man? hmmm...

  • America is a great place to live in. sure our economy is down, but so is all of the other countries. And we have some fat people but most people are not fat, hate on fat people not America.

  • Stupid fat Americans

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  • it misses out on the best bit

  • I am very very underweight for my age thank u my body.also I have never been fat before thank the lord.:)' hehee.

  • Im not fat, hell, not even close.

    I only weigh 89 and a half pounds and thats underweight for my age.

    Its just a joke this movie

    I saw it last night and laughed to death

  • You want to persuade me that the americans are clever? Most of them don't even know where is Europe on the map, not even Hungary, and most the Hungarian children knows where is the USA and even knows many and many of It's states. Besides, 60% of them will say the "You're hungry?" joke after they've heard that I'm Hungarian. And yes, I was at once in the USA. No offense! I know about the catastrophic American school system (Eu, Secondary school (Hu middle school "középiskola")=USA High School).

  • @AuchenZero1 what has hungary done to make people want to know where they are located?

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  • @AuchenZero1 I thin they deserve the respect from the public to know where are they from.

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  • THE ONION IS A JOKE

    MOVE ALONG EUROFAGS

  • @jedihunter176 You are a joke, and a homophobe. A mentality like yours does not deserve to enjoy the ONN.

  • @7th75thCallaghan Look who doesn't lurk moar inside the Internet. Stop hiking along the edges and go deeper.

  • @jedihunter176 Get a life loser.

  • i love black people

  • thumbs up if ur a non fat american,, thumbs down if you are

  • Obesity, like most health issues, is a complicated by biological, social, and psychological problems. Often times its not as easy as just exercising or eating less. You have to address these other issues if you are truly to see a change in people. Obesity didn't just spring up over night so it's not going to go away as such. I believe it all starts with better health and physical education. Better equip our youth with these tools and perhaps we'll see a decline in obesity.

  • Formerly obese man so is he still fat?

  • I don't wanna be oBese!

  • BWAHAHAHAHA 

  • I WAS LIKE NUMBER 1,000 :D lol

  • if they're 90 percent bodyfat then they can go swimming in themselves, luckyyyyy

  • LOL!

  • Obesity (and all of it's subsequent chronic health problems) represents the single most profound factor leading to higher insurance premiums shared by all. And in the vast majority of cases, this is an entirely preventable condition.

    People don't want to hear this, but it is true.

  • I'm gonna have to agree with SerbianJudo on this. These days people take refuge in the saying "it's just the way I am" too much. I used to be a fat mofo but I got sick of it. I don't enjoy exercise any more than the average person but you have to maintain your own health and not blame it on anything or anyone else.

  • I am a fatass motherfucker and proud w00t fat people

  • Don't forget to take away the "All You Can Eat" restaurants!

  • Take out McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell and other fast food places.

    Tell the Government to quit pushing Corn Syrup in EVERYTHING we eat!

    Then mabey, we will have a thinner America!!!

  • @misscoconuts2u Or start exercising. It's not that hard ... especially if motivated by hungry wolfs. Guarateed to cut the numbers of fat people in no time!

  • I'm tired of people blaming other pple,govenmnt, etc. No blame yourself for being fat and not having the SELF CONTROL over how much you eat..

  • @RoarMcprime some people literally cant control being fat, its called hypothyroidism. but anyways this is a movie it isnt real.

  • @rbcruce I'm willing to bet that out of all the obese people in America, AT LEAST 98% of them would be able to control it through diet and exercise alone. A condition may make it easier for someone to get fat, but that doesn't mean there's nothing they can do about it.

  • @rbcruce sounds like a fucking excuse to me

  • @rbcruce Give me a fucking break, check the statistics on that condition. We have the same amount of prevalence of it in the USA as countries who don't have any Obesity Crisis AT ALL.

  • @rbcruce That's bullshit everyone can control their bodyfat its just that they make 1000 excuses not to. How come there is no hypothyroidism in Somalia or Ethiopia? Because it's made up. It's a made up American disease just like ADHD. Go send those fat people to some African poor country and I guarantee they aint gonna be fat no more. McDonald retards.

  • @SerbianJudo

    Well my dad is pretty overweight, not obese though. It's because of all the medications he takes because of chemicals he was exposed to while in war. He exercises and heats healthy more than most fit people. He's a very active person. Not everyone can control it because if he stops taking his medication to lose weight he could die from not having it. Please don't make judgments by appearance. Most people can control it but not all.

  • @Iwuzhere321 Yes your dad is probably a great man. But I'm talking about all the American retards who make excuses not to exercise and blame everyone but themselves for being fat. It's their fault and it's not a disease. Everyone can lose weight.

  • @SerbianJudo dude, what are u complaining about? arent u fat?

  • @Meowws Not really. I just hate fat people, especially Americans.

  • @SerbianJudo fuck you cocksucker!

  • @dmuse1981 No... but seriously the whole world hate americans. You americans just make it worse by the fact that you're fat.

  • @blizard0717 Just for the record, Australia is officially the country with the highest rate of obesity. America is almost tied with Great Britain.

  • @magenta471 Well... that doesn't change the fact that you're fat does it?

  • @blizard0717 It's definitely a huge problem. At the very least the financial strain is killing us. There are a lot of causes of obesity. I think one of the big things we see in the U.S. is how we produce food. It's not natural. Obesity is an epidemic and we're not addressing it properly. People die every day from this. But the rest of the world has this irritating stereotype of Americans that just isn't accurate or fair. I'm getting really sick of it.

  • @magenta471 Actually... then ones who should be pissed off should be us (and we are), because you motherfuckers have food. Food that's cultivated in our countries by your companies, and we are fucking starving here.