Joey & Carlos (Unedited Version)

[lukemat94]

Joey is a Mexican Turtle (from Entourage).

[ANoyceGuy]

Joey is a fucking bro. Carlos is kind of a douche...

[Stormsoldier7]

A week in jail for a dime bag?! Only in America

My dealer's house got raided, they took 70 grams of weed off him and he only got a warning for it

[gottalikebigmike]

vinny from jersey shore?

[NASCAR4ever11]

Any chicks on here gonna call that guy?...didn't think so

[IHaveNoNameRawr]

lol this nigga said he doesn't get high off a dime to the head. liar lol

[TrekSystem]

haha carlos literally chuckles to him self through out the whole video

[parellano93]

Hey jackass, do you know how many people die everyday in mexico just so the narcos can get the effin weed up in the US? Not to mention all the people dying in Colombia, Ecuador and many other countries in South America for drug-related crimes.

[robertha]

@parellano93 nobody smokes that mexican trash weed, everyone in california smokes cali grown only....we got over 2000 grow operations over here.. only the other states take that imported junk

[gigiky]

LOL "When I'm stoned, I'll fuck a funyun."

[lukeskywakaflocka]

cali on worst sexual explerinces

[orvgg]

Who do you guys think is the bottom in that relationship? Joey or Carlos?

[bitness2nv]

kassem g is the farrkin mayn

[Whyinem]

eatting funyuns while watching this

[mrbenjitv]

these two are hilarious

[Trance2579]

lol carlos seems like he is on shrooms..

[Dince125]

they should swap their names -> right one would be carlos -> left joey

[ShotsPB]

@Dince125

dude i was thinkin the exact same thing

[Dince125]

@ShotsPB i know man

[PlayTheseSongs]

lmfao this guy is awesome

[lxEpicSh0txl]

Come to the netherlands ; LEGAL WEED <3

[RaiderMLB]

"No no no no no no no no but yeah yeah yeah yeah"

[TheDefaultMac]

hahaha i can get weed legal!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love The Netherlands!!!!

[Outlawz404]

These guys are hilarious!

[XxIvanisKoolxX]

Cali on illuminati

[brendanapoluza]

ILLUMINATI!!! GREAT IDEA!!

[wdtrav]

lmao



[emmyluvscoco]

weed is so mainstream. i only do jeffery.

[ronham12]

CALI ON ILLUMINATI! DO IT BRO!

[training2bitu]

check at the guy in white all the time ahahagha

[alittleolder]

I love this logic though: "People forget to go to work which creates more jobs for the rest of the people" .. that's awesome

[HE1CREW]

Imma lion

Imma king

Lmao

[razilleD]

that dude is fucking stoopid as fuck!!! cant get high off a dime bag my ass. he must be smoking mech. i guess i get hooked up but i get it 5$ a g which is pretty good down here in the 619(sandiego) and for 10 i get 2gs and its dank shit like sour d, silver haze, gdp, og kush, etc..... and who the fuck says rookie?

[OneShotKill3r]

@razilleD Thats pretty fking cheap thats the same like here in amsterdam man

[iloveursis]

1:27 kassem knows how much is a dimebag ;)

[96smd]

it bothers me.... is the guy with sunglasses fat or just has really skinny arms?

[lautnerbieberx]

California on Rape

[iloveursis]

hahhaa, joey couldn't sense kassem's sarcasm about the investment banker, haha!

[sinama123]

"weed should be legal because I´m a pothead like a motherfucker"

[hdp4ever1234567890]

hes so high he doesnt even know hes high right now

[Nukkro]

@hdp4ever1234567890 meaning he smokes so much he feels normal high

[rich524]

I really almost died from watching this one....... Lmfao

[misterguy1985]

im the king!! simple as that

[j2tall2003]

that other guy is hilarious , hes jus nodding his head

[HaraBara642]

haha best interview so far on this Chanel...he got raped "fuck you" haha loled so hard

[ComeonIdontcare]

the guy on the left is just laughing and staring

[sidohater95]

cali on wrestling

[DjKnalkop]

@DjKnalkop Yes! Cali on Joey & Carlos.

[xlovinnhim]

love his Mexican accent. :D

[KAPUTZENGANG]

he is so high he doesent no he is high

[ovechkin100]

that carl dude is fucking epic !!!! he knows how to say hello to the ladies.

[ovechkin100]

man i live in a small town. you dont see people like this often lol

[adampomp]

Jeff Goldblum shoulda paid for the abortion!

[bangletits]

lmao that dudes shirt.... maybe he needs to buy someone else another drink cuz he ugly

[bangletits]

i love how he covered that up "for peopple who dont know.... how much is a dime bag?"

[phreshboy7]

California on Illuminati..thumbs up so kassem G can see.

[TehDoublleRainbow]

@phreshboy7 Most of California probably don't know who the Illuminati are....

[kdotkase1]

looool the dude on the right reminds me of turtle from entourage

[PrototypeNL]

cali on Amsterdam

HELL YEAH

[pheniox135]

dude whats with the wolf t shirts!!

[krazival]

california on bieber

[coldblade917]

california on sex toys

[lololsdadsa]

@slavesofwar dam you so cool!

[RemyZAngel]

lol cali on kidding about rape!

[Stahbilus]

cali on global warming

[titalokz]

This is why weed shldnt get legalized. Point blank. FYI weed is worse than alcohol bc weed causes loss of neurons aka ur brain cells which u don't get back. Look it up.

[mppjdm1]

@titalokz alcohol fucks up your liver

[S3bz3r0]

@titalokz What do you really know? What if you don't smoke it? Instead, just using the oil is healthy. Smoking anything on earth is really bad for you, strong smells, especially chemical ones, does awful damage to your system, and pot you smoke on the market is far from natural these days.

[Chrisasaur95]

That guy needs a gym, not weed.

[puppysfurme]

omg i love how the guy on the left is just like "uhh hehehe..."

[daheilong]

wow.. he goes to jail for a dimebag of weed? In my country, you get a ticket to afterlife.

[uhwtfdot]

@liljoke23 wolf, dumbass

[TXtab]

"Weed should be legal, because, I'm a pothead"... Californians... fucking stupid sometimes

[Edgecrusher10]

when im stoned i'll fuck a funion...hahaha

[TheLilMamba]

+1 on Idea: California on Illuminati/NWO

[titibunny]

Hey carlos, call me ;P

[kaplanamer]

forget to go to work, somebody else will get your job and the world keeps on spinning.

[TheDJKingKong]

oh its the latin quite vinny and pauly d oh venice beach not jersey shore

[BreastChaser96]

0:49 ----- Woman on the right is hot

[jennifertyger]

Only dumbass stoners get caught. He shouldve eaten the rest of his weed before the cops saw it....

[calvar44]

When I'm stoned I'll fuck a funyun

[Demonwicked]

california on ESTONIA

[TheAussieCaveMan]

come check out THEAUSSIECAVEMANSHOW live from sydney i hit the piss and review some vids at me bar

[WhenPigssFly]

hey carlos.. what are you lauging at..?

[Poloxinated]

OpTic H3CZ?

[marthownage]

@Poloxinated haha thats what i thought too

[MakeMusic9019]

you look like bob saget

[colo4lyfe]

California on Globalization.. they wont knwo what that is HAHAHAH

[x6xTorresx6x]

CALIFORNIA ON ILLUMINATI

[iloveursis]

CALIFORNIA OF ILLUMINATI

[unWASHEDshirts]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha "i love kiddin bout rape" hahahahahahahahahahaha

[ringatinga]

one of those guys has a gun 0_o

[Taylorjblove08]

hahaha that guys laugh is the same every time!

[OssMhm]

"Do you have a girl now? - PLenty, i got more than one!

Sounds like a singel guy to me!" ROFL!

[Complete420]

Lmao @ you people talking about weed and bashing it, obviously half of you have never tried it or tried it once and you were a bitch about it, if you don't know what ur talking about than simply stfu.. Alcohol is more dangerous than weed period. No one I Repeat NO ONE has ever overdosed or died by weed, for you ppl out there that r gonna say otherweise your fucking stupid.

MAKE POT LEGAL!!

[boardmonster19702]

@Complete420 this guy is 100% percent correct you could ask an law official and they would tell you that nobody has ever died from the use of marijauna

[FwiedWice13]

CALIFORNIA ON ILLUMINATI!!

[hdhock3y]

alcohol is worse!

[abcdefg123501]

this guy if a freaking loser.. hes lieing... he had to have done something more.. he did not get caught at his house smoking weed and got locked up for a week... dumbass

[abcdefg123501]

if youre for weed or against it.. you should realize how stupid this guy is.... he is STUPID.. just listen to him. he is illiterate. haha just make people who smoke weed look bad. hahahaha

[naturegirl56]

California on Kids ? ;D

[softlyserenademe]

lmao "forget to go to work, someone else will get your job and the world will keep on turning" well fucking legalize weed it'll be the new job stimulus plan for california. wouldn't that be nice.

[jbeck1337]

go a head and call me, im the king?

gg d-bag

[dancingxechoes]

@jbeck1337 haha best comment ever

[canef3ar]

@jbeck1337 gg? this guy is way cooler than u troll xD he wins in life u dont he obviously gets laid more than anyone in youtube =D

[silverwolvex]

"he's so high, he doesnt know hes high!"

[will8831]

It is true, a small amount of marijuana is less dangerous than alcohol.

[MLGiZRiPPiN]

@will8831 haha a large amount of weed is still less dangerous than alchohol bro, it's the most deadly drug in the world.

[Ravokias]

California on the Masons and Illuminati

[TheFunnyzach]

it sounds like at 0:59 Joey says Carlos' penis is 2 inches...

[MistaSL]

FUNNY!

[sokewt]

nonononono.. but ye eyeyyeyeeeerrr

[Funboyy123]

Lol this guy can't get high off a Dime bag got some china

[violinplayer101]

wow...the guy on the right is sounding pretty stupid, ha

[HBMS1025]

California on Prostitutes!!

[cyco2kill]

carlos... the fuckin king mane:))

[yoanna93]

lollll the guy on the left just kinda stands there and be like jajaja(laughing in spanish)

[youngertwinftw]

Simple as that for your simple ass

[Carguy751]

Lol these dudes aare funny XD

[rngr888]

"i love kiddin' about rape!"

[MikeyMadness1234]

@rngr888 Hahaha that made me laugh so fucking hard!!!!!

[redballer213]

CALIFORNIA ON ILLUMINATI!!

[cbobiash]

carlos at 1:46 is lolz!!

[orbisnonsufficit0805]

that guy on the left hjahhaa just watch him for the whole thing.

[squig792000]

dude in the wife beater is a douchebag...

[GiggleBerrys]

"when I'm stoned I'll fuck a funion", hahaha

[dannyman0513]

Probably no one at the California shore will know what in God's name the Illuminati is, but I'm glad you people do. If you've watched all of Kassem's videos like me you should realize that these folks seem to be pretty simple people... =] Plus we don't want Kassem to mysteriously vanish or be labeled as a potential terrorist and spied on by the F.B.I. or the C.I.A. using the Patriot Act, do we? I'd just feel terrible...

[basvanholland]

California on Geert Wilders

I hope weed will be legalized for you guys!!!

Greets from The Netherlands



[iBeKillinTime]

that fools lieing hed get high off a dime...

[cathycathy2122]

Same shit happen 2 me!! So FUK'D UP!!

[iwanttobangbeyonce]

mike and vinny

[99109910]

the guy in the white shirt is like: *look fresh, lick my lips, hang over, yep that's it men*

[alfredoowns12]

lol "caelos" has a retarted laugh i like ti lmao

[spadesismyname]

what's in the bag?

[IsyLomeli]

@spadesismyname he's probably a dealer hahaha :))

[KingOfRapEMINEM]

Carlos is baked out of his fucken mind!

[candygirl22314]

thats paris hilton but ha okay.

[RAY4everYANY]

whats with the other guy ..

[Sp3llCrack3r]

Though guys are cool lawl

[tony2tones777]

love kiddin about rape, very good

[joeislame13]

@tony2tones777 yes, it was meant to be a joke but ironically it was true..sadly my neighbor raped a girl, not only a girl, but a 23 year old girl with a disability that caused her to have the mind of a 6-7 year old, and was in and out of jail within 3 days.

[MsSelenaForLife]

joey♥carlos♥

[stoked4snow]

@MsSelenaForLife of course you would

[eldorado112]

all you folks in california dont waste your time selling bud thizzz iz where the money is at trust me its gonna be the new pot

[jksareawsome123]

Damnnnnnn People Like Drugsss i think it's bad even tho i don't do it...

[HitaroX]

@jksareawsome123 you "think it's bad even though you don't do it"? well, people who don't do it mostly think it's bad. And people who do it don't think it's bad, so why did you give that stupid analogy? Are you high?

[pbkilla619]

@jksareawsome123 so your saying its bad but you havent even done it? how can you say that if you never tried it...people like you are so brainwashe...just because the government told you its bad doesnt mean its bad...ther're are telling you that because they will lose money if it becomes legal

[Notbear1]

just to clarify a dime is not a gram, its also know as a ten sack and is about 2/3s of a g depending on where you live

[tejhim]

@Notbear1 a dime is weighs a gram. people used them to calibrate their scales. just to clarify, when you ask for a dime, you're asking for a gram, or a ten sac(it's just different where you live). Shit's changing now a days cause prices are getting out of hand. I havn't bought a dime bag in ten years now but back then it was getting out of control with the prices. I used to fork out $125 for an oz and 400 for a qp. Now it's like200+ for the same quality stuff

[biskut0024]

The guy in the white tank was soooooo baked!

[bddblade]

He's the king apparently.

[08jabbaj]

"when im stoned ill fuck a funion" hahah

[ShottaSparX]

lmao the king seems a little desperate and lonely, im sure if he had a wolf tat he would be getting some pussy

[asdfgoogle]

Just watching the guy on the left is embarrassing!

Calling out to girls from 10 feet away, then saying he's the king... ugh =\ lol

[PnutButterNbicheZ]

The king needs a phone call! hahaha

[JarnyBabyyy]

cali on viral dancing (jerkin, dougie, walk it out, etc) all of those dancess

[drakez0mg]

Just wanted to say, call me...I'm the king.

[lightningrider83]

"he's so high he doesn't know he's high"

[JoeyJordisson90]

a dimebag is normally one gram, and if that ignorant guy thinks he needs more than a gram to get baked he has probably never even burned.

[mattdogg65]

@JoeyJordisson90 yea I know I was thinking a dime is usually a gram I'm sure he smokes but I think he's not getting a gram for ten bucks he's probably getting ripped off

[kelsobreeder]

guy in the black is the reason why i stoped smoking

[ralphy799]

California on ILLUMINATI

[RsCamelPur3]

California in Illuminati!