The Best of Toju: The Militant Black Guy

[mac13ane]

the funniest guy ever.

[DrewEl2]

BREAK DA POWWWAHH

[LOSGUERREROS619]

LOVVVVVE IT !! 

[kiwimaster98]

oh you can justify your bullshit!!

[MrMegaMillionaire]

"Just give me some shit with Chuck Fuckin' Norris !!"

[rawguy24]

So back in the day HE was the one being whipped? Not his grandfather, or Great Grandfather. Still funny though.

[scRiigaZ420]

just get me some bi-fucking-noculars!

[chaintooheavy]

what's the name of the song at 9:17?

[A93NTT]

@chaintooheavy the message, grandmater flash and the furious 5

[TheDutchTango]

@chaintooheavy Grandmaster Flash - The Message (1982)

[chocolate2708]

OH SO YOU CAN JUSTIFY YOUR BULLSHIT! HAHAHAHA XD

[darreniscool3]

if i sent it 2 my black friend, would he b offended? lmao!

[jaylibbb]

What happened to this guy? havent seen anything new in years.

[JuBa347]

why he never get punched in face ? i mean even if im a "coloured" person ... i doubt i can speak in street like that , without get ... attacked :D

he said motherfucka to people every second , call me motherfucker one time ...

[AhmadTheOutlaw]

04:21 she is pretty, think im going to england!!

[opop123]

Love this guy, such a black humour

[QAsoul1]

funnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy

[kitosxz]

Black Power

[GhostLinkSC]

Gangsterclause!!!

[Avatarhammers]

yeah u best be sorry bitch !! 

[ditech2003]

"Imma get Gangsterclause" hahaha hilarious!

[Kyleownz100]

this guy is a tank!



[MrCompleteownage]

christmass is for everybody HAHA

[Canonall]

So funny the shit people take just ebcause they are afraid of being racist. That guy is a genius!

[stutaylordunedin]

nice man. Shit humour perpetuating stereotypes!!!

[dahuterschuter]

3:05 blackrageface

[BIG9604]

at 9:15 wats the song???????????

[BIG9604]

whats the song called at 9:15???

[GoodVargas]

@BIG9604

grandmaster flash - the message

[EricIsAwesome123]

BLACK POOL BLACK POOL BLACK POOL

[EricIsAwesome123]

I went to the same thing with a Jew

[lorry73]

thats fucked up hahahaha

[nthingplausible]

u remastered the video?

[alaisneo2007]

lol o man niggers spice up life and fill grave yards

[kittybookitty]

@alaisneo2007 everyone dies you dumb ass cracker you.

[tntthomas94]

hey, wonder what Toju will say when he finds out about Rebecca Black? "ey, u stupid parents, I'spose u named ur girl Black because she sucks? u racist"

[IRL337Gamer]

@tntthomas94 Black is a last name you dumb motherfucker, they had no choice in it.

[illusivegam3r]

@IRL337Gamer It's a fucking joke you fuckhead...

[xobrendaox666]

@tntthomas94 that was lameee.

[Urindunk]

@tntthomas94

That one fucking sucked, Black is a last name... I know you're just joking but jokes that doesnt even make sense, sucks... Come again.

[thunder72191]

i should fuck up all yo shit! lamo!

[phenomenalv]

"Give me one of the speedos muthaf$%@^".

[iLiKeCeRe]

Whip-it Impossible 3? Legally Lynched? Black to the Future? E.T.? Ethnic Terrestrial? The Coon and I?

[xx1994xxversion2]

He really struggled to do an impression of an African-American person.

[fnirwak1234]

Oh so briliant!

[halioj]

LMAO..This is actually really funny. It's crazy to see how people are getting worked up about this. It's sarcasm and humor, this is similar to the comedy Dave Chappelle does. He takes controversial issues and brings humor to it.

[venuecam]

25 people are insurgentsMutha f***a gimme a goddam hobnob LOL

[venuecam]

25 people are insurgents

[KerrDogga]

you try stickin me in a hole motherfucker, i got too much soul to be put in a hole!! just gimme some bi fuckin noculars

[alclsrnseo]

ohhh you can justifyyy ur bullshit

[isthereaname2use]

Hilarious. Saturday Night Live to the X.

[iTTiNaLY]

U see a black man in a store u automatically assume that I'm a Pimp LoL

U get a free Hoe , U get a free disease , U end up in the free clinic LoL

[6810Jake]

LOL BLACK HOLE

[QuietVuvuzela]

OMG you fucking stupid Americans. I'm just making a fucking joke because here in the UK everything is so politically correct and people of a minority background can say what they want but the majority cannot. See I got 37 thumbs up and most people get what I'm saying because this show is British and most people who watch this are British. So get a fucking education you American twats before making comments.

[dropdeadalina]

christmas is for ERRbody

[TheCatsLastWord]

His voice reminds me of Denzel Washington.

[TopShelfBiscuit]

the people who disliked were the people who he yelled at lol

[CBDingen]

even up your nose or true your veins, into your brain, thats a damn shame!

Awesome!

[Panzerdevastation]

White christmas is fucked up!!

[tyza999]

he shoulda been like "i'll show you a black forrest while unzipping his pants"

[TheLegendOfAjax]

@tyza999 lol

[westlucace]

@ QuietVuvuzela There is....It's called the White Supremecy Movement, the Media, and pretty much everyone on the internet....lol

[fenix8634]

sorry guys but im not from SUA and we dont have any black ppl here but wat it means by " coon " the others i understnd except this i dont mean any offend im just curious

[fortyseven8gaming]

you forgot keep off the grass!!!

[Morgensteinnn]

that movie store guy looked so damn scared

[CZnoob]

"You want to stick them into a hole? In outer space? Motherfucker that's a disgrace."

[fortyseven8gaming]

U GET A FREE HOE U GET A FREE DESEASE AHA!

[Flasher78]

BLACKPOOL?! TRY PUTTIN' ME IN A POOL MUTHAFUCKA! HAHAHA

[anonymous133711]

most unfunny balls of steel guy ever

pure bullshit and word abuse

[peevishly]

gimme a pair of fucking speedos mutha fucker!

[Feshman117]

whts the song at the begening of the zoo scene

[10PauloReis10]

yh you best be sorry bitch

[CCC1235736]

Ohh so you can justify your Bullshit!!!!!

[elclinicomagnifico]

"You get a free hoe you get a free diesese" LOL

[Microglia1]

look at all these white bastards acting like pussies in real life. On the internet, they talk shit about black people, where the buffer of space protects them, and where a punch cannot be reached across space and time.

[Jonki91]

@Microglia1 i didnt know they had a internet in the ghetto

[revgin]

@Microglia1 this is humour....and I take it you're not British. ta ta

[TheWordOfGod777]

good to see a brother sticking it up these gay ass white bitches... BLACK POWER

[mavenger3000]

i got too much SOUL!!!

to be in a HOLE!!!

just give me some bi-FUCKIN-noculars ...

that is gonna be ma new catch phrase .... XD

[23eirish]

Christmas is for everybody!

[RaddaRaddaification]

BLACK TO THE FUTURE?!? OH SHIT



[smiffsmaff123]

LMFAO

[supul123]

classic

[forgotmeballs]

trololololol

[WhackyRadio]

arnold nhegger? store owners such an idiot hahahaha!

[TurboPhoenix]

I wish I was black so I could make these kinds of jokes. It's just not funny when a white guy does it.

[sidostheproducer12]

Anyone who thinks this is stupid is stupid themselves. He's clearly playing on the sensitivity of black people in western societies. It shows how silly our society can be when it tries to "protect" ethnic races. People just can't understand good humor. What a shame.

[CorneliusMcGee]

@sidostheproducer12 He's playing on sensitivity of people in western society concerning race relations in general. Heh, clearly.

[jmanschools]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!!!

[ryrystewart]

HAHAHA in the cake shop there is a black guy sitting behind him haha

[McFwano]

23 people are stuck in black holes

[halflifeproductionz]

what does he do now? this guy is so awesome.

[AusJackal]

this guy is a fuckwit... if a TV station was to have militant white guy it'd be taken off over night....

[lolmanscott1]

@AusJackal emmm balls of steel dude and enjoy there is now a ausssie version with a "Very Foreign Correspondent" so yer that won't be taken off soon

[natche10]

WHITE CHRISTMAS? MAN THAT IS FUCKED UP, CHRISTMAS IS FOR EVERYBODY. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, MY BLACK ASS AINT INVITED. HAHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAH­HA

[adriansucka]

" OH YOU CAN JUSTIFY YOUR BULLSHIT!" xDDDDD

[silverhawkroman]

7:31 Blackpool? BLACKPOOL!? OOOHH SHIT! XDDDD

[bsween762]

"so now you wanna round up all my brothas and sistas and stick them in a HOLE?! in outa space?!"

[tioteresoproductions]

what tha fuck you know obout back in the days!!! hahah

[Unguidedone]

toju is so epic

[nivlac77]

yeah you best be sorry bitch

[B1ZARTv]

black to future!!!!!

lol

[QuietVuvuzela]

Imagine the public outcry there would be if there was a militant white guy.......

[mrvondudenstein]

@QuietVuvuzela yeah there are..they are called REPUBLICANS

[QuietVuvuzela]

@mrvondudenstein I am in the UK, so that would be members of the BNP lol

[Karuvatto]

@QuietVuvuzela That's the double standard of racism for you.

[airfresh22]

@QuietVuvuzela there is a militant white guy you fucking idiot...his name is America..he rapes and shits on 3rd world countries along with his other imperialist buddies.

[ellinasgamiasalbanwn]

@airfresh22 Acually USA president is a black aswell

[3HDPS]

@ellinasgamiasalbanwn

doesnt matter

[QuietVuvuzela]

@airfresh22 Well I am British so I don't really care what your disjointed shithole does.

[amderwu]

@airfresh22 oh yeah, thats right i fuck her ass yesterday

[waffledude114]

@airfresh22 Being an American, I find that somewhat offensive.

[hendersonn11]

@airfresh22 because England was never imperialist, right?

[donaldfaulkner]

@QuietVuvuzela haha yeh that's just uncomfortable for everyone

[CorneliusMcGee]

@QuietVuvuzela I think we've already had quite a few militant white guys.

[JvillnEnt]

@QuietVuvuzela u r fukn funny how bout all those real white supremacy millitant across the south n midwest

[QuietVuvuzela]

@JvillnEnt  Well I am not from the US so I don't really give a shit as to what is happening in your disjointed shithole

[JvillnEnt]

@JvillnEnt  then STFU

[AlloJonesMusic]

@QuietVuvuzela

You want a militant white guy? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess Hitler didn't suffice...

[3HDPS]

@QuietVuvuzela

there would be no outcry

[sonny0986]

@QuietVuvuzela Whites are usually the oppressors not the oppressed hence the leniency towards the minorities to vent their frustration via these avenues. P.S. They shouldn't be complaining of frustration towards them it's better than being sent to the back of the bus, whipped and vilified on a national scale. P.S.S. Just a serious note on a otherwise humorous video.

[AgrivatedKillah]

@QuietVuvuzela shut the fuck up.

Nobody would give a fuck if it was a white guy, so stop bitching.

[AgrivatedKillah]

@QuietVuvuzela The KKK did far more fucked up shit than this dude and the public excepted it, so eat a dick you bullshit racist.

[TheCatsLastWord]

@QuietVuvuzela I'd love to hear a militant white guy talk about the oppression of his people.

[QuietVuvuzela]

@TheCatsLastWord Well come over to the Zimbabwe any day. There you'll see oppression of whites.

[TheCatsLastWord]

@QuietVuvuzela No thanks. I'd rather just laugh at white people who bring it up.

[Spongyb]

@QuietVuvuzela : Take ur racist shit out of here. If you can't live in Zimbabwe get the hell out of there. Anybody forcing you to stay there? It's idiots like you giving white people bad name.

[FUN2FAllSheep]

@QuietVuvuzela If he acted like this man did and didn't spout hate it would be hilarious. In that sense I mean he did EXACTLY what this man did dressed the same too. He could say stuff about people thinking he's racist or something alone the lines and complaining about people thinking stuff about what he asks because he's white. idk

[MRMAGIC305X]

@QuietVuvuzela Ever seen the Amazing Racist?

[tony020480]

@QuietVuvuzela Being white...there's no forgiveness. I feel you, brother. SMH. Who knew unchecked prosperity, slavery and genocide would in later generations be a source of public derision.

[DarkLight789]

BLACK TO THE FUTURE

[Arcanecide]

He sounds like he's trying to be Christopher Walken a little bit...

[ScarFace27366]

23 people are coons

[ImmaSaintsFan1001]

Who you callin negger? LOL

[HedderSeh]

hurry the fuck up, I got shit to do....

[airuleh]

funny



[005usman]

COKE!..is that a fucking joke

[radz150193]

poor girl at cake store, she was really pretty

[iliasg10]

i didn't get it in 5:00

[outwithspurs]

@iliasg10 ho is another word for a prostitute

[Zwitfiress]

@iliasg10 why, u dont know what a hoe and a pimp are?

[TdotSoul]

lol how does he keep a straight face

[haterslayer1]

@TdotSoul He almost lost it in the record store

[TheDezembro]

BLACK POOL?? OOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!

i just fell off my chair... it was worth it

[suppahiiro]

so now you wanna round up all my brothers and sisters and stick them in a hole? in outer space? motherfucker thats a disgrace!

sounds like lyrics to a rap!

[fortyseven8gaming]

that is fucked up that is fucked up i should fuck up alll yo shiet

[kizaola]

OHHHHH SHHHIITTT!

[walterman5000]

say no to racism! hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I love the militant black guy!

[J215132]

i think his fuckin retarded,his the one going to all this bussiness area n askin people all kinds of question n makin it prejudice.

[SythesisHD]

@J215132 Maybe one of these days you should think before you make a comment like that. Go back to school

[Ohjaajoh]

Black to the future haha =P

[fortyseven8gaming]

coke is that a fuckin joke.....either up your nose or into your vain to your brain thats a damn shame

[fortyseven8gaming]

haha give me a bike hurry the fuck up i got shit to do

[fortyseven8gaming]

3:59 its funny cuz thers a black guy behind him the whole time!

[subzrow57]

4:06 that chick is hot

[MidnightDandi]

I was watching forest gump again a couple days ago and relized the character was based off the black panthers group in forest gump----

perfect recreaction!

[MidnightDandi]

I was watching forest gump again a couple days ago and relized the character was based off the black panthers group in forest gump

[OMATICH]

his rhymes are best

[Jswizzle217]

he almost made that woman cry at 7:33 lol

[Jswizzle217]

he almost made that woman cry at 7:33

[abahawas]

epic trolling

[Veritas699]

@dancod5 ' dont go bringing your racist comment on here while we are near or shittl'

"racist comment"? Don't YOU go bringing your uppity, N*GGER comments "on here."

[KDC1910]

It means , my black ass aint invited !!! funniest shit ever !

[KDC1910]

It means , My Blackk ass aint invited !!! funniest thing ever !

[slappy00000]

lol "what other racist shit you got in here whipin impossible 3, legally lynched, black to the future, E.T ethnic terrestrial, the coon and i. HAHAHAH XD so funny

[frosta]

i wanna go to the seaside, and you wanna plan mass genocide?!

[nobodygetsmyusername]

without a doubt, the best one was when he played chess and his opponent said "The white pieces go first"

hilarious as fuck, literally loled all night.

[plitas]

"Oh, you can justify your bullshit!"

That one nearly killed me xD

[AirBl4d3]

I would like to buy that new Call of duty game , Name slips ...

Black ops ?

BLACK OPS `? BLACK OPS ?

.....

[kartikaitha]

"U see 2 white motherfuckers and u go ask me" ROFL

[halohacker4life]

You get a free hoe, you get a free disease, you end up in the free clinic, you can get the fuck out the free door.

LMFAO!

[MrMarcus0816]

im white quit being pussies its only a joke so calm the fuk down u are the reason for the word cracker mutha fuka.........................s­o mr dancod5 eat a black dic...........................­...........now lets enjoy the jokes most people cant handle what do ya say guys

[TvBroadcasted]

Black to the future, LOL

[Funkykitsune]

Just give me some bi-fucking-noculars XD