I am a RPS sensei and I have had many young students being turned away because of the strength of scissors. The masters need to lower the scissors power by at least 11% with a 15% raise in paper. The paper is so thin and weak that in real life as you know, scissors just obliterates paper. It's a serious morale deboost for paper and I think it should be adressed immeadiatly. I will not stand for this bullshit. I am a single 40 yr old man who lives with his mother and I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!
I have spent many, many, many, many hours to be the greatest at Donkey Kong 3, and one of the greatest at Donkey Kong Junior. Something that takes a lot of practice, and skill. Yet despite that most likely I will never get anywhere the money or acclaim as these two guys doing a Rock, Paper, Scissors contest.
This determines if your manly or not...this is some serious stuff right here :D ! Kinda stupid but hey....he won 50,000 so I guess no body can talk heehee!
The best cock, scissors, paper dudes can see the opponents choice within .0024 seconds and adjust theirs. It's true in normal circles, but not against "pros"
Why did they need such a big room? They could've rented a conference room at the holiday inn and did this.
dariustate2008 1 month ago
Do what ? :D
Markooooo94 1 month ago
0:05 to 0:10 1 Person will do THIS for 50 grand? Damn I need about 5 mill for today
Darklurkr 1 month ago
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are you shitting me?
beckhamm19 2 months ago
КТО ТУТ ОН ГАВРА ПАЛЕЦ ВВЕРХ!
MrGunner56 3 months ago
wow, a real sport.
katara935 3 months ago
he'll do WHAT for $50,000????? =O
JoeJonesMusic 3 months ago 2
2 minutes and 14 seconds of my life that I will NEVER get back. Damn you youtube, damn you.
sungwei9 4 months ago 2
Umm is this real?
ODST625 5 months ago
haha at 0:06! Do what? jack himself off!!!
1lilhotty123 5 months ago 3
How the F do you get 50 grand for Rock, Papers, Scissors?
colbalt2597 5 months ago
LOL whem he was like one player will be doing this ...
it looked like he ment masturbating :P
0:06
L30DUD3 5 months ago
a 5 year old could win this...
SuperSiochi 5 months ago
@SuperSiochi No way, bro. This requires true skill, timing and the valuable ability to occasionally tell the future.
UndPayne1 2 months ago
fucken hilarious but dumb as shitt! xD
emericaordie15 5 months ago
Pure comedy.
MichalHalczuk 5 months ago
Suffering at the end there, showing signs of fatigue. Keep up your electrolytes.
92benno92 6 months ago
so there jacking off for 50,000 i would win that.
jacobdodson76 6 months ago
I'm sorry but I'm I the only one immature enough to point out 00:05 "as one player will do this..."
slipknotian99 6 months ago 2
I am a RPS sensei and I have had many young students being turned away because of the strength of scissors. The masters need to lower the scissors power by at least 11% with a 15% raise in paper. The paper is so thin and weak that in real life as you know, scissors just obliterates paper. It's a serious morale deboost for paper and I think it should be adressed immeadiatly. I will not stand for this bullshit. I am a single 40 yr old man who lives with his mother and I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!
Azaro919 6 months ago
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FCDonkeyKong 6 months ago
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truly an american hero
guywhoisnotme11111 6 months ago
I think I'm able to beat the champion.
TheFreshBattery 6 months ago
0:57 hyperbole intensifying- brilliant commentating.
miked00d 7 months ago
I have spent many, many, many, many hours to be the greatest at Donkey Kong 3, and one of the greatest at Donkey Kong Junior. Something that takes a lot of practice, and skill. Yet despite that most likely I will never get anywhere the money or acclaim as these two guys doing a Rock, Paper, Scissors contest.
Life really sucks, life really sucks.
DK3CHAMP 7 months ago
These guys are the best of the best RPS superstars. One day I will beat these guys' and the world will be a better place.
netrubicon 7 months ago
lololol
MrHyerty 7 months ago
One player will do this for $50,000
wisconsincheddar249 8 months ago 17
I don't know what is more pathetic: the 'athletes', the commentators or the audience...
gininginin 8 months ago 2
0:06 - 0:10 for $50,000? Wow. You can do anything for money these days.
n0ski11s 9 months ago
Bold move, throwing the lawyer there.
The mindgames... oh my god.
battlecow1 9 months ago
this is fucking bullshit. Scissors is so overpowered, they should nerf the shit out of that. Buff Paper. That shit needs a boost.
imabroncofan7 9 months ago 2
is that erick lindgren
ELPsteel 9 months ago
0:07 I'd jerk off too for 50,000 dollars
blazinpyromaniac 9 months ago 3
وش الهرجه
MrAna4ever 10 months ago
WE DON"T SPEAK ARAB LOL...
sayroni 9 months ago
"THE PAPER HEARD ROUND THE WORLD" Lmao. How do u become a professional at this???
gregbails4 10 months ago
"oh yeah I'm a professional athlete"
"cool! in what?"
"rock, paper, scissors"
Iammikelew 10 months ago 3
truly an american hero
7HARR1NGTON7 10 months ago 3
I can't actually believe this shit happens.
AmazeTheory 10 months ago
0:06 a player will get paid $50,000 to masterbate? i could win that!
kinkyslinky21 10 months ago 3
this is the best game!!!:D
asdsa310 11 months ago
xDDD
asdsa310 11 months ago
How high/drunk are these people?
RS358 11 months ago
winning 50,000 in vegas lol i bet that lasted a good 20 min
ztharris69 11 months ago 3
0:06 when he started moving his hands up and down i thought he meant something else....
fr3shkoolaid 11 months ago 2
@fr3shkoolaid I would shake coke bottles for $50,000
philanderadriaan 11 months ago
still think a shotgun should be allowed
Zeuspwns 11 months ago
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nothing but fucking newbs in the comments
Diosukekun 1 year ago
I really hope this is fake.
hibernate2live 1 year ago
only in vegas would people be making jackoff motions for money and not actually be jacking anything off.... and then theres the hookers
rynorulz123 1 year ago
NOT EVERYONE CAN DO THIS GUYS! IT TAKES ALOT OF HEART, COURAGE, AND HAND-EYE COORDINATION!
YoJoeDizzle 1 year ago
an america hero i dout it
bignbuff 1 year ago
There's actually a mathamatical algorithm to win RPS........................haha, im full of shit, it's all luck.
trever2244 1 year ago
i would have used Spock
n0ob7 1 year ago
well ... i would not do that from 0:07 - 0:10 for 50 thousands ....
Welo78 1 year ago
ilke the ync
Duffman89detmig 1 year ago
hopefully these commentators are being sarcastic
shalinda123123123 1 year ago 2
This determines if your manly or not...this is some serious stuff right here :D ! Kinda stupid but hey....he won 50,000 so I guess no body can talk heehee!
Alexafor12 1 year ago
this is a true show of pure athleticism
gavinasaurus 1 year ago
like this comment if you thought the guy in the beggining was talking about a masturbation competition for 50,000$
talenttvl 1 year ago 22
0:07
So true.
onghbadwin2 1 year ago
$50,000 for the "luckiest guy in the world" championship
atdsutm 1 year ago
luck skillz
ballcapmusicbox 1 year ago
The best cock, scissors, paper dudes can see the opponents choice within .0024 seconds and adjust theirs. It's true in normal circles, but not against "pros"
FreeBlago1 1 year ago
only in america...
lj6902 1 year ago
Is this shit real?
shawnmgarcia 1 year ago
0:02- 0:11 hahaha the best
minilundqvist 1 year ago 6
i would jack for $50 000 lol fucking gay people getting payed to play rock, paper, scissors.
k88y88l88e88 1 year ago
they'll jack off for a place in history?
itshomietime 1 year ago 9
LMFAO! 50k for that!
EGG0711 1 year ago
This can not be serious
breathKILL 1 year ago
Die Ammis sind so geil, machen aus jedem Mist das übelste Event .....Der Wahnsinn !
etaercn00kie 1 year ago
you don't need even skills for this :S
diaxer 1 year ago
i can't believe that he won 50 gs doing this SHIT.
:( the world is so generous.
Raikkox36 1 year ago
This is awesome :)
Butmunch666 1 year ago
are you freakin' serious? this is too funny!
abbyisbeansy 1 year ago
Laaaaaaaaaaaame.
n0nc0mp0smentis 1 year ago
he will jerk off for 50,000 Dollars?
sissoman 1 year ago 9
THE MOST BALANCED SPORT!!
rodoringo 2 years ago 51
This is intense!
PdashT 2 years ago
at the begining i tought they were gonna masturbate or smthing
robotx1002 2 years ago 9
"very smart move" yeah right... and they even slow mo it haha
Louisdup 2 years ago
This is a joke...it has to be...right?
crono738 2 years ago
This is the dumbest shit i've ever seen.
traffictragedy03 2 years ago 69
@traffictragedy03 Have you seen the Air Guitar Championships?
Theguitarmansam 1 year ago
@Theguitarmansam I've seen air guitar competitions but not the championship.
traffictragedy03 1 year ago
worst sport ever since women's golf
demitryv 2 years ago
"Hey mom, I'm gonna be a professional rock paper scissors shooter.
Fleagle21Parkour 2 years ago 3
wooooooooooooooooow how lame
junnyjuice 2 years ago
OMG 0:59 is my social studies teacher guy with the teeshirt on the head!!
d20bandit 2 years ago
This has been the most wasted 2:13 of my life.
anvilflyer 2 years ago
What a waste of time for everyone
pthurston11 2 years ago
i know... I mean ... how many other sports are silly :P
nostylin 2 years ago