Tracey Ullman as Helen Mirren

[Kyassuruvania]

About the penises, i support that idea :♥

[HanzSygnal]

Im from Montana. Butte doesn't look like that

[bradley583]

she looks more like Julie Christie

[lapetiteombre]

I am dying here. Seriously peeing myself. So freakin' hilarious.

[shmoker2010]

OMG I'm dying of laughter. Cannnnt brrreattthhe!!!!

[exeuroweenie]

Bwahahaha,I like Mirren's old teats,everything about her.Siouxsie Sioux(the singer)once wore see-through bras to show that "tits were no big deal and erogenous zones were overrated".

[JoanCollins2009]

fish out there old cock lol

[LadyKubrick]

geniale. bravissima,dall'italia!

[madchaoslover]

Bwahahaha! so freakin funny!

[cipuliolli]

she's the best at doing accents!

[Countrychiddler]

She's outrageous.

[smarfling]

"ooo not bad" lol

[msmamba]

Yes!! more penis in movies!!

[longshotbrtn]

Wonderful !!  Tracy looks so confident and Smug as Mirren - I Love it !!!

[Dragonkittin]

Her parting lines. OMG Loved it! "Fish out their old cock"

[Shelby596]

I miss her so much, she's a genius!!

[Selesen]

My favorite thing about this is how accurate it is.

[skrimps99]

Helen Mirren said that Paris Hilton is the modern Princess Diana....Helen has obviously lost her mind and also all credibility as an actress and should have her Oscar taken away. Diana, Princess of Wales never did porno, went to jail, stuffed her chanel bag with cocaine and was never filmed stumbling out of nightclubs drunk and high...How the hell did Helen ever think that Paris Hilton was anything like the late Diana? What next? Lindsay Lohan will be compared as being the modern Marilyn Monroe?

[geekoftheweek27]

@skrimps99 It may have been an insult.... Princess Diana wasn't as universally adored as the media portrayed her when she died.

[iHeartManolos]

what show is this from?

[fflybz]

@iHeartManolos "Tracey Ullman's State of the Union". It was on Showtime.

[plutonium78]

she's sooo good

[bazonce911]

LMFAO omg shes so funny i got a headache from laughing, watch her as renee zellweger and on her tribute of meryl

[pacovl46]

LOL

[LollieSmith]

lol

[koreamy]

This was so funny! I watched it twice :D

[s1conrad]

"It was nice to get the air on them" Tooo funny!!!

[contact1araya]

I would pay a lot to see Tracey Ullman fishing them out, I would pay even more to see Helen Mirren fish them out.

[funkyalfonso]

Makes me proud to be British.

[Rab1975bit]

LOL!!!

[waheex]

very very funny

[Balenciaga18]

"I love it! Ooo, it was nice to get the air on them actually."

[CocaineHabbit]

mirren would love this, she has a marvellous sense of humour. i mean just look how often shes been on french & saunders.

[liesje9876]

spot on!...(but I don't like the dialog)

[Turtlebahhh]

This is a HOOT! *LoL*

[bella22010]

this woman is to funny

[cecillbill]

lol @ "it was nice to get some air on them, actually...it's hot in here!"

"come on, let's see some willies!"

[magicpony9]

omg, this so rocks. hilarious.

[Valapaca]

Lol haha

[asteroid684]

Hahaha. This woman rocks.

[MorroccoSurrogate]

I love how the people behind the camera are all saying things like "Wow!" and "Not bad!" XD

[moosey62]

Tracey's out-of-control!!

Thanks for uploading.

:-)

[knightflyte]

Is "Fish out those old teats" a British vernacular? I never heard of it before.

[martintod2006]

to fish out means to pull out, teats are what we call female nipples on animals (i.e a dog) but basically yeah shes gettin her tits ut lol

[AdIgnorantiam]

No. They're just poking fun at the fact that Helen Mirren likes to show her teats in her movies.

[LunaSeaSane]

The same Helen with that lovely line in at the dead feast in "The Cook...". Somehow, I suspect she wouldn't be too shocked.

[01helenfan]

dude wat is she doin shes nuts im a helen fan and now im wonderin wat would helen do if she saw this

[fflybz]

I'm sure she did. Helen and Tracey are very close friends. They even used Tracey's footage from 1997 in "The Queen".

[01helenfan]

oh thats cool

[musicaltheatergeek79]

@fflybz but that stock footage was used without her permission.

[dogkelp]

@01helenfan

That's the beauty of British humor. At its best, and it's often at it's best in Ullman's comedy, the jokes are somehow tasteful even when they're crude, and you can easily imagine the target being strangely flattered in a way that American humor can't quite approximate.

[contact1araya]

@01helenfan English folk are not easily startled

[Nigelxman]

@01helenfan Amazing that you don't get it. lol

[miniwidge]

@01helenfan she'd be fine with it... Dame Helen's early films comprised of her as a sexpot. Watch The Long Good Friday or other older movies if you don't believe me. It was only after her Jane Tennyson days that she was finally noticed as the spectacular dramatic actress she has always been. She has a marvelous sense of humor and I believe would love Tracey's impersonation.

[CocaineHabbit]

"i want all the crew to show me their willys too"

lmfao

[Rocketjay12]

She is frickin' hysterical!

[CavemanAmadeus]

no no, it's more like a classic, fish those old teats out of water story

[WoofManToronto]

ROTFLMAO!! I just peed in my undies a little LOLOLOL!!

[DejectedPanda]

That title just makes me crack up. Hilarious.

[aurasoma]

'Fishes them out darling ,.......'fish out those old cocks'...lol...bloody hilarious!!!!

[NoNoNeverLetGo]

Brilliant

[LaVerne37]

this woman is just a genius......

[FuturePatronSaint]

Now I wondering what Tracey Ullman's tits look like.

[Steolicious]

wahahaha, great job!

[0Miraluna0]

LMAO! I cried with laughter.

[bunnybrain]

i guess helen mirren (who has actually a great sense of humour) lay crying with laughter on the floor - if she saw this ;)

[Wellveryinteresting]

Now, I actually could see Helen Mirren or Tracey Ullman as Mirren in a movie title, "Fish Out Those Old Teets"! LMAO!

That would be a movie I'd pay to go see.

I of course wouldn't go see, "Fish Out Those Old Cocks", but that's just me -- sure there's some market for that, but after going to the YMCA Men's Locker room it wouldn't be for me.

[123ritschie]

great

[helenajesstarzak]

Tracey Ullman is awesome!

She did a great Helen Mirren!

Helen Mirren is such a good actress!

[OMGwtfLOLjk]

"could you imagine if sylvester stalone or bruce willis had to fish out their old cock?!"

[Katesmith1138]

excellent

[Morgana0x]

I love Tracey!  Thank you for posting so many of her videos.

[aprilwearsgucci]

WOW! She really sounds like her.

[XciteMe83]

LMAO!!!! God I love her.

[cbmuzik]

this woman is hilarious! Marry me!!

[EdMaGoFa]

Calm down kids!!

[saamiland]

And also, just because the US does something doesn't mean it's "right", you ethnocentric fuck!

[justincrase]

Love it.

[loveyoureba]

That's hellarious!!!

[darlingelf]

Good evening and welcome to Fishing Out the Protruding Bits with Tracy Ullman!

[shirokuma66]

Her Helen is great, but that title is absolutely a riot!

[mildouche]

This is soooooo Helen..Tracey did it!!

[lepoardcats]

Tracey is so funny. And she sounds like Helen! Tracey's funny, Helen's hot, this is great!

[philbabe]

omg, joker.

[AEDwy]

Hilarious--it's REALLY right on! I think Dame Helen would approve!! I hope she and Tracey Ullman are mutual fans.

[fflybz]

Helen was in Tracey's other series, "Tracey Takes On..."

[MSDKlove]

OMG!!! this is sooooo funny :P

Go Tracy :D:D

[err247]

where is this from??

[fflybz]

"Tracey Ullman's State of the Union" on Showtime in the US.

[ExodusPessoa]

Wow brilliant one of the greatest comedians of all time.

[cmhmuscle]

frighteningly like Mirren!!!

[fridalalala]

omg, she talks just like helen mirren:)

[ijk9999]

i waited 25 years for that and they cencor it, oh well

[geekoftheweek27]

She is so fantastic.

[ellie1981]

LOL, although Bruce Willis HAS fished out his old cock in a film

[mistershinobi]

where???? :-O

[ellie1981]

The Color of Night. I wouldn't recommend it.

[chapsticksarah]

yes. and you can see his penis on Pulp Fiction as well.

[myaussiebum]

I cried with laughter, so very clever!

[1301595]

haaaaahaaa

[christentze]

BAHAHAHAHA. i haven't seen it, but i've heard about it. the actress in that film, jane march, was in the lover, which is another graphic film, but it, differently, is very good and very moving. :D

[stratman123]

Sly Stallone did a soft-core porn, too. After he hit it big, they re-released it under the title "Italian Stallion."

[ludocrat]

Ah yes. Witty.

[shortcake134]

omg how does she do it? i actually thought that was helen mirren for a minute

[Nbleblood]

omg how the hell can she pull out that voice

[zeezeeangel]

she does make a good point about men showing their goods

[sablebomb69]

love it!

[kimedes007]

I love this woman! ANd I agree with her, showing men's genital on than just women's breasts!LOL!

[musicaltheatergeek79]

But breasts are not genitals; they're not sexual organs. You don't see women spreading their legs and showing their vaginas, do you?

[fflybz]

Then why aren't women allowed to go topless in the US? Why is it illegal unless you're on a nude beach?

Michelangelo's David should also be taken off display. Everything can be deemed sexual.

Breasts develop during puberty. They are part of sexuality. They come at the same time as the maturing of the sex organs, and develop for sex. After procreation, they are to feed babies. They are all related.

[saamiland]

Because the US is a fucking prudish, backwards, Puritanical society, that's why! Muslims cover women's faces; are faces sexual organs? Fuck no! DUMBASS!

[mischief13]

@fflybz It's legal in Canada =-p

[xerinx14]

haha!! tracy ullman was so funny on the parkinson interview ooo ;) haha xxx

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[thegreatactor]

Tracey Ullman is wounderfully nuts! not Almonds but more of Cashews.

[ijk9999]

i,ve waited 25 years for her to do that and they go and censor them !!!

[ilovemeryl]

I cannot believe how dead on Tracey was in her impression of Helen.

It was totally brilliant.

[AcademyAwardsGirl]

Tracey looks a lot like Julie Christie here. Anyone agree?

[pbamse]

Are you drunk ?

[SureauMania]

She does! I completely agree.

[sharonafox1]

Great parody.

I love Dame Mirren and adore Tracy.

Helen Mirren is the sexiest actress on film today and Tracy is not only the funniest but if she kept those wigs off long enough you would realize she has the most gorgeous hair. I have long hair myself but somehow Tracy's hair is beautifully straight, healthy and sexy...How does keep her hair looking so fantab...I really want to know...seriously.

[fflybz]

Helen was in Tracey Takes On with Tracey Ullman. I'll have to upload it.

[christentze]

oh, please, please do! i would so appreciate it. :D thank you so much for posting up all these tracey ullman bits. she's so wonderful. tracey and helen are great examples of real women. strong, sexy, confident, beautiful. ah, god love 'em.

[ajwalker86]

"Get yours out, go on."

This was hilarious! Classic Ullman- thanks for posting

[oboe17]

OMG! It started out a bit slow, but the end...wow. I wasn't expecting that! Hilarious xD

[lilypotje]

hahaha Its GREAT she really look like her when ske talks, And Its absolutly something for helen to do crazy thinks like the fake one ! I LOVE IT

[DivineGurl342]

haha that was funny and the voice was good

and shes rite men never show their cocks only women show everything...wheres the equality

[scotpens]

Realistically speaking, how many moviegoers WANT to see men's dicks?

[fflybz]

A billion actually. There are more women in the world, not to mention the number of gay men. It's only fair after all. You probably could count the number of times an actor's dick was shown on screen on one hand. In America, however, penises are deemed disgusting by the ratings panel. Show a dick, you instantly get an 'R' rating.

[scotpens]

Yes, it's not exactly news that the MPAA rating system is wildly inconsistent, not only with respect to male vs. female nudity but also the level of graphic violence vs. sexual explicitness permitted in a given category. Still, if you conducted a survey of straight women, I don't think too many of them would say they'd like to see more penises in movies. Gay men might be another matter!

[DivineGurl342]

i say a lot would, just like fflybz said and to answer to fflybz's comment it is funny that they think that if u show a man's cock u have "R" rating but for women not so much, i mean arent women suppose to be more sacred

[christentze]

i hope dame helen's seen this! she'd probably laugh her ass off!

[86am]

She had her mannerisms down pat. I thought I was watching Mirren

[wisesatyr72]

Tracey Ullman is F#%&ing Hot!!!

[christentze]

great title. when's this one coming out? hehe. :) ullman's a hoot. and helen's damn hot.

[rhcp721]

it's more like a fish those old teets out of water story.

[christentze]

HAHA! i just dont know how they kept from laughing every single time they repeated the title.

[xaesthirv]

lol she did an excellent impression.

[Stewartp]

Not funny. At all. Tracey is usually brilliant, but maybe Helen Mirren is inimitable!

[JesiErin]

Hahaha! I love Helen Mirren and this is hilarious!

[Brooklyn082285]

Lol!!! Helen Mirren does have nice tits... She around my grandmothers age, but I'd still do her.

[christentze]

"It was nice to get some air on 'em. So hot in here. Get yours out. Go on!"

[bitchann365]

Oh no she didn't. Tooooooooo funny. LOL!!!

[InVisiBLeQT]

Lol "a formatted mass media brain" ...it's not that serious, really. They're called jokes ;)

[Pmppsg]

No, dude, jokes are funny. This video is called stupidity. If you can laugh watching it, your brain has already liquified.

[HorrorLover666]

You're a jackass this video is a joke. Tracy is great and very funny.

[Pmppsg]

I didn't ask your family name

Do we call you Lucifer or Jackass ?

[InVisiBLeQT]

I wish the series was longer this is the series finale "Come on let's see some willies" Lmao I love her!

Starlight you just don't get it....

[StarlightMelody]

Not all of us have a formatted mass media brain. Some of us have discernment and taste, darling !

[fflybz]

And that's great!

[fflybz]

She's already working on the next!

[fflybz]

Well, Tracey and Helen have worked together. I'm sure Helen will tell her what she thinks.

[suziescott2007]

when did they work together...?

[fflybz]

"Tracey Takes On", season three, episode: "Culture". Helen played Tracey's college student character's professor. Billy Connelly was also in the sketch. Very funny.

[khtx]

oh poor Helen :O).

[StarlightMelody]

Tracey Ullman is really dumb ! And this is stupid and vulgar...

[fflybz]

You do know the amount of nudity Helen has done, don't you? That's the joke.

[inkystinkypinkywinky]

this woman is too funny!!

[suziescott2007]

this is GENUIS!!!!! Tracey Ullamn is so good, right on the nose! Very Funny!!!

[LaGianna]

haha that is freakun hilarious!!! tracy is SO good at impersonating ppl, it's incredible!!

[helenmirrenfan4ever]

She is really funny and her helen impersonation isn't bad at all. I watched all of her episodes for this show it was so funny.

[mirrenmaniac]

I agree with Mirrenfan 2 - a very skillful impersonation of Dame Helen without resorting to mean-spirited humor.

Love Tracey Ullman!

[mirrenfan2]

Very good impersonation of Helen!