best the room quotes all in a row

[Sizzlesaz]

4:24 Wow! I love cake

[Fliped1025]

I can't believe I watched this whole video, last time I blindly click a link.

[WatiTheChef]

The only good thing about this movie was the lack of a happy ending.

[WatiTheChef]

@WatiTheChef Johnny went to hell, Lisa became a prostitute to sustain her way of life. Her mother died of cancer a year later. Denny was unable to function due to his apparent mental retardation and lack of funding from Johnny and turned to drugs. He was found dead in an alleyway 2 months after the events of the movie. As for Mark?... Well Mark was just a troll from the very begining. He completely fucks over his best friend and then dumps the bitch he was having an affair with. Classic.

[OopsYouFailed]

So this movie cost 6 millions to make? I guess Tom kept 5.98 millions in his pocket and spent the last 20k on the movie. What a genius.

[panjak42]

@OopsYouFailed Why don't you just leave your STUPID comments in YOUR pocket!

[ymistillavirgin]

whens............. the..... baby.......due?

[AChristineG]

Where do you even find so many bad actors? Where?!

[isawhale]

@AChristineG  street corners.

[WilliamLongfellow]

Leave your STUpid comments in your pocket!

[dlegend92]

i really thought he's gonna say "leave your stupid comments in the section down below"

[haloprime360]

Post credit scene:

JOHNNY'S FUNERAL(sorry if I spelled his name wrong).

[lndcruz]

He kinda looks like Eric Bana...

[youcanttoochme]

"We're esspecting!"

[annabananasmile98]

lisa can't even wait till the end of her won engagement party to make out with her boyfriend.

[MattsHair89]

@annabananasmile98 it's Johnny's birthday not engagement party.

[pnut7805]

I always mean to use, "Keep your stupid comments in your pocket," in conversation, but I always forget.

[PonyboyInNewZealand]

@pnut7805 It's okay to forget... just go inside and eat some cake.

[PonyboyInNewZealand]

@pnut7805 Let's go inside and eat some cake.

[lunch177283]

00:46 The Ultimate Cock-block :D aha

[louiselovesmagic]

Brunette woman - grown up version of the teenage daughter in Troll 2 =P

[MyRationalHypothesis]

anyway, how is your sex life?

[Xentacle]

They all follow like sheep

[strummerdood]

Holy shit, Lisa is so fucking fat.

[dtfpizza]

Steven should leave his stupid atomic bomb IN HIS POCKET

[Antichrist2000]

My god this actress looks so unattractive in this scene...

[CellotasticallyYours]

I left a comment in his pocket.

[STEVENWHELAN1]

1:28 he shouts for some strange reason :P

[lookielouE1705]

This clip is better if you imagine Tommy Wiseau saying all the lines.

[Rositaspace]

This is so bad... really bad, it hurts how bad actors they are

[princesstamika]

@Rositaspace you should watch Birdemic. It makes the actors in the Room look like . .. .. Marlon Brando.

[bofetadafeliz]

@Rositaspace keep your stupid comments in your pocket

[Rositaspace]

You are tearing me apart @bofetadafeliz !!!

[Rositaspace]

You are tearing me apart @bofetadafeliz !!!

[nburr]

She's making all the friends fall apart...

I guess you could say... (/o-o)\

SHE'S TEARING THEM APART!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHH!!

[LoafOfPint]

"You listen to me, whoever I am!"

[FlowerPerfume]

1:35

Obvious disgust. Apparently no one feels the need to conceal much around Johnny.

[SpongeSebastian]

"Leave your stupid comments in your pocket."

A word of advice to all YouTubers.

[SerasXHarkonnen]

I was waiting for the "Oh HI Mark" during the make out scene :P

[mirabelbel]

Lisa: there is no baby

Random people: what? What are you talking about?

she is talking about a baby!!!

[lorne5728]

I agree with that.

[bjorkman88]

"You invited all my best friends... Good thinking!"

[windwaker0rules]

ever notice they start making out after there convesation after the guy opens the door like they purposfully wanted to get caught so some reason???

[THEfuturecomedian]

You're lying these aren't the best the room quotes all in a row

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LANDMATTER!!!

[SEHANO]

"I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb, waiting for it to go off."

I say the same thing after eating at Chipotle.

[Syatek2020]

why is Johnnys voice off?

[LoafOfPint]

@Syatek2020 A lot of lines were over-dubbed because they weren't clear enough, especially Johnny's lines.

[TheSquidCult]

Lisa's facial expressions are really annoying

[appleloveTK]

Lisa isn't even hot..

[LoafOfPint]

@appleloveTK You still would, though.

[Zuyuri]

I'm with, uh, Steven; Lisa makes me sick.

[PorkchopCupcake]

"Hey Everybody don't pay attention to the lights suddenly shaking behind me, it's just the set designers replacing the wall to my left so that this scene transitions seamlessly to Lisa drinking while pregnant...Good thinking!"

[beatleslove99]

When. Is. The baby. Due.

WTF, Steven?!

[LoafOfPint]

@beatleslove99 To be fair to Steven, he wasn't even supposed to be in those scenes. It was supposed to be Peter, but the actor dropped out for some reason so they just got one of the extras to finish his part.

[shadowface90]

Lisa's such a fucking bitch.

[billa107]

@shadowface90 Correction. She's such an UGLY fucking bitch. lol

[LoafOfPint]

@billa107 You'd still give her a good seeing to if she asked, don't pretend otherwise.

[COOLBEANS997]

@shadowface90 correction, she's a slut/bitch: a slitch

[Yaysforgays]

leesa: let's make out at this party, mark, where johnny can walk in at anytime!

johnny: oh hi mark and leesa my future wife!

[IntellectualNinjaX]

"I FEEL LIKE I'M SITTING ON AN ATOMIC BOMB WAITING FOR IT TO GO OFF"

THATS WHAT SHE SAID! =D lol

[jasonpiano25]

- I have something I wanna show you...

- Oh really?

- Yeah, hopefully it's just a rash, but you should check it out.

[imbobsaget]

Lisa's friend: "Lisa you have got to be honest with Johnny"

Steven: "I AGREE WITH THAT"

*incredibly awkward silence* lmao

[halliehater]

"I feel like i'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off." Who the hell thought of that?

[Posterdude95]

Why is Lisa drinking wine when Tommy thinks shes expecteeng?!

[Zigelhh07]

I love how Peter, the only Normal character, is replaced with Steven, who is arguably the stupidest character in this movie.

[BeAsTm0aD]

"I'm changing" into a psychotic bitch lol

[ambskater97]

I love how Tommy actually thinks that we should think that guy with the white shirt is important to the plot when they never refer to his name and are just introducing him.

[funnyjunkman94]

If its the best quotes from the movie.....I guess they didnt let you upload the entire movie??

[mpouzoukokefalosgr]

The blonde girl has actually some acceptable acting.

[LAMFi1ms]

Say what you want about Johnny, Steven is by far the most retarded character

[Antichrist2000]

@LAMFi1ms remind me, who is steven again?

[Charmolution]

@LAMFi1ms

WHEN IS

THE BABY

DUE

[juggggernaug]

It's like Tommy says everything that he is thinking out loud but in a tone that makes you question whether he is sarcastic or not.

[YoshiPlatinum]

If I had friends named Lisa and/or Mark I'd make references to this movie all the time.

[Rogiman6969]

"when.is.the.baby.due."

[AlekzanderPilot23]

WE'RE EXPECT-TEENG!

[rockworm503]

How is that the best lines of the movie? Its one scene and its like the most boring part.

[keerkhor]

Y'all can say what you will....but honestly, Lisa was a whore.

[DeeJayJive]

"How can you do this?" >:D

[SpychoSpy]

"MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK! MARK!" - NASA

[jordanjoepetts]

"You're going to destroy Johnny! He's very sensitive!" because most people wouldn't be so bothered about two people having an affair right?!

"No! Don't burn Johnny's house down! He's very sensitive!"

"No! Don't break Johnny's arm! He's very sensitive!"

[htd0417]

Who the fuck is the stranger in the white shirt who just shows up half way through the movie?

[mainkilla]

@AdamJMacGregor Ermm, she looks ok.

[GregofCanada]

3:43

Lisa: I'm changing.

I'm turning into a whore XD

[Secundas]

I wonder what she wanted to show him...Vajazzling, perhaps?

[DraGoNxD69]

1:15 Yeah! Listen to me!... Whoever I am!

[utahraptor75]

She is ugly as fuck

[DeterminationForever]

@AdamJMacGregor I think so too. She isn't nearly as "ugly" as people say.

[Amputate]

lol what the fuck is the point of this movie? I feel like I'm watching high school drama.

[2wingo]

I suspect that some of the characters are people who just wandered on set and started acting.

[Berserkedy]

@AdamJMacGregor no she really isn't 

[textthing]

Better get off that atomic bomb then, because that just seems stupid.

[onemidnightgone]

You know... because that's how atomic bombs work!

[Rogiman6969]

"leave ur stupid comments in ur pocket!"

[phomars]

"lisa, are you feeling okay" *awkward hand movement*

[WorshipInTruth]

huhha.

[Floovf]

Mr. and Mrs. Voice of Reason

[c0d3x001]

"leave your stupid comments in your pocket" should be youtube's new anti-hater campaign slogan :D

[jamietrhcp17]

@c0d3x001 I agree with that.

[FateGuardX]

its getting hot in here.. lets go back outside

[Sherbeth91]

keep your comments in your pocket.

[AlekzanderPilot23]

we're EXPECT-TEENG! HAHA

[Firespyrt]

you guys worry entirely to much for me!

[TheMerrow3]

0:11 : all that sheep fur is kinda distinguishing. . . why throw both on one couch? ew.

[TheMerrow3]

Her hair. . .sucks.

God. WHYY, LESAAH, WHYYY WAHHHHHAAAHHH!

Serously. Lisa. Why.

[GregofCanada]

1:34 I love the Guy's WTF face!

[MrSuperSmashed]

Guys, I dont want to see any bullshit arguments here or comments of justin bieber or his dick so I suggest you keep your stupid comments in your pocket, and if anyone doesn't, as far as I'm concerned, they can drop off the earth, that's a promise.

[iLLestBeats02]

"why are you doing this??"

[plot000000]

0:50 who are you???

[2wingo]

@plot000000 The guy playing Peter quit halfway through the movie, so they replaced him.

[ZootWorld1]

"I don't understand you Lisa." The only line of dialogue that actually makes sense.

[Desuma10]

We didn't even see that guy who walks in and is like "What is this? What's going on here?" before until that moment. wtf

[2wingo]

@Desuma10 The guy playing Peter quit halfway through, so they hired this guy in a new role.

[cmpunkfan2003]

why does tommy's voice sound dubbed?

[TheGoodChap]

@cmpunkfan2003 Because everything Tommy says IS dubbed lol...

[cmpunkfan2003]

@TheGoodChap lol why? that's so pointless. what the fuck did he say when they were actually filming?

[TheGoodChap]

@cmpunkfan2003 A lot of cheap films re dub dialogue because boom operation and mixing is harder but this is a weird case (they had several million in this film). I'm assuming he wasn't speaking clearly enough or something so we went back in a dubbed all of his lines

[2wingo]

@TheGoodChap Close, but actually, Wiseau just dubbed over himself because he wanted to.

[iLoveJackingOn]

"you invited all my friends", except for peter

[xxxItAllEndsxxx]

Waiting for his cue at 2:14

[trishaweiler69]

Every time I end up on The Room clips, I always end up peeing my pants.

[crazydiamond1to9]

2:50 "When is the baby due?" "There is no baby." "...what"

Best "what" since Zero Wing, hands down

[hettybearpig]

lol at 1:36 the random guy's face is like u crazy bitch

[Thehuntingwolf]

I SAID IN YOUR POCKET!

[SeanMcGibbon]

I feel like this movie was a porno... with the porno taken out.

[ImperialLobster]

@SeanMcGibbon i know what you mean.

[TTEchidna]

@SeanMcGibbon No, it's still in there... sorta.

[newfuckingwave]

@SeanMcGibbon have you forgotten that roughly half the movie is the equivilant of late-night hbo softcorn porn?

[PonDeWorld]

@SeanMcGibbon It was totally a soft core porno. There were like 5 crappy sex scenes.

[fierothehedgehog]

@SeanMcGibbon What about the belly button sex scenes?

[2wingo]

@fierothehedgehog Who could possibly be turned on by Lisa's pendulous boobs and Johnny's pasty white ass?

[lakeviewviking]

@2wingo That's a bit harsh-she's a godess after having to look at Johnny's ass.

[shidousama]

@lakeviewviking If my eyes hadn't melted after seeing Johnny's ass, I would agree.

[Burnburn13]

@SeanMcGibbon With the porno taken OUT? I felt like this was a porno with an extended story.

[rockworm503]

@SeanMcGibbon LOL me and my friend were saying the same thing last night when we finally watched it!

[Secundas]

"Are you CRAZY? Everybody's here!"

"No they're not...they're all outSIDE. Mwheeheehee!"

Lisa is such a manipulative mastermind

[jeffamarie]

She told him she was pregnant to make WHAT interesting? The movie? Too late, Lisa.

[Ozku9]

''Leave your stupid comments in your pocket''

That's what i am ALWAYS thinking while looking comments in youtube.

[shidousama]

I just realized. In the scene when Stsven and that woman are talking to Lisa, I always found it kinda awkward. I'd be a lot angrier if my friend's fiancee was cheating on him. Then I realized, Johnny is mentally challenged and that woman is Johnny's psychiatrist! That explains her whole "psychological impact" line. She isnt completely angry at Lisa because she understands why she's doing this. This Stsven guy, he's one of her patients! That explains his hokey acting and bad metaphors.

[shidousama]

@shidousama And on Steven again, the reason he comes inside is because he's afraid of large crowds without his psychiatrist around (She was taken care of Johnny at that time). Then his psychiatrist gets worried and decides to go in to get him with Johnny tagging along.

[shidousama]

"This is gonna pull us all down", "Its gonna shake up our group of friends", "It's gonna destroy out friendship Lisa" Thank you, mr. Redundant. And if I was engaged to a french zombie who says he'd never hit me yet continually shoves me down, I might cheat too.

[2wingo]

@shidousama Wiseau isn't French. Nobody's sure exactly WHAT he is, but he talks like a drunk Romanian, claims to be a Cajun, and looks like a fucking Neanderthal.

[TheMerrow3]

@2wingo. . .maybe he's related arnold schwarzenegger. "Git yaur ahss to Mahs!"- total recall.



[mainkilla]

@TheMerrow3 Search for Tommy Wisean and the Duke Nukem loading screen. That shall answer your question.

[MultiHello9999]

You're tearing me apart lisa!!!!

anyway, how's your sex life?

[BlunderandFrightenin]

what's with his voice at 1:36? He sounds like Kermit. 'I do, hahaha'

[dragonmasterlance123]

Wait why the fuck did that woman come in with him? Wait who the fuck is that other guy? WHAAAAAAAA???? Fake pregnancy plot point?? EEHHH??

Everybody betrayed me! Im fed up with this video!

[eromitlabhitw]

0:46 ohai random guy who's supposed to be a key character now

[400758]

- "There is no baby."

- "Wat."

[Cunobelinus54]

"This is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends. Good thinking!"

[themightycelestial]

"This a beautiful party. You invited all of my friends. Good thinking."

That's because Lisa thinks about everything.

[dreamcaster4eva2011]

this movie makes me sick not Lisa.

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

Your tearing him apart Lisa!

[Re4perZer0]

"i dont understand you lisa.." neither do the rest of us."we're probably gonna have a baby eventually anyway"...HOLY SHIT SHES STUPID. hes not gonna fuck you if he thinks ur PREGNANT.

[Fredistheocean]

yeah, why don't you keep your stupid comments in your pocket!

[Exoixx]

when.is.the.baby.due.

[BulletStormer0]

@Exoixx in a few minutes bitch

[skelepants]

"I have something I wanna show you.....my adam's apple."

[ImSeeFly]

"Hey errybahdy! I hahve an annuncement ta make... We're expecteeng!"

Everyone pats him on the shoulder and treats him like he's some special ed kid... Then forget all about what he said in 5 seconds

[truandlapommedeterre]

What happened at 0:46, I mean he CLOSES the door before talking...

[retarturtle]

wow ilove cake!

[sephiroththeman]

I agree with that

[Darkrise714]

"Keep your stupid comments in your pocket."

What. Really? REALLY!?

[FuckFaceOblivion]

HES VERY SENSITIVE DAMNIT

[magicalmysteryollie]

I AGREE WITH THAT

[SpoonableFreebs]

Lisa's a cum dumpster.

[thekillers1stfan]

@SpoonableFreebs keep your stupid comments in your pocket

[redoblivion711]

"I feel like I'm on an atomic bomb, waiting for it to go off!"

I'm sure everyone unfortunate enough to be in this project felt that way at one point.

[maksie88]

Lmao, the transcribed audo is genius.

"Because this is just getting worse and worse and feel like I'm sitting on a tummy farm waiting for details"