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  • Lol isn't this faggot columbian.

  • Our worlds goin to the toilet.stand up for morals.think bout ur kids.they dont need to growup thinkn its ok for daddy to take it up the ass

  • Put it this way im not for or against it.but nature would tell you its wrong.two dicks dont vibrate.dick goes in pussy simple

  • i am gay, and i hate it when ppl bash my religion by just thinking that all religions are like christianity.

  • I've never encountered gay guys like Mencia's "friends". He must shop for gay friends at Stereotypes R Us. I cannot believe he asked that gay couple if they're "recruiters" or not. They should of asked him if he beats his wife or rapes random women. Fuck Mencia, he is the antithesis of funny.

  • When Carlos was telling the jokes the gay guys probly got looked at hard

  • "Forgive yourself and others, don't accuse."

  • @signingupiseasyd

    Fear and hatred are NEVER right.

    Work to solve any problems in an intelligent way, not an emotional way.

  • @gaysanatomy hey you know what live your life however you want just remember this. if your right and im wrong, nothing happens. but if im right and you are wrong, then you go to hell. thats all i have to say. take care bro

  • ew

  • anyone like my username

  • There are over 950 documented animal species in the world that display homosexuality and only one that displays hate.

  • Hey! Im an aspiring musician and im not asking you to subscribe or anything, I am jus trying to increase my audience range. If you could please just listen to ONE of my videos, that would be so awesome. Thank you so much for your time. I hope you like them!

  • @gaysanatomy thats the problem with people like you. if you dont believe in what the bible says then you'll never have answers. i hope you one day change your ways

  • @ensanehomie Why should I believe the bible over the words of any other religious text?

    That seems closed minded and inherently bigoted.

    What "ways" are you referring to? Asking for scientific proof or evidence in support of unsubstantiated claims? What exactly is incorrect about seeking out further information?

    I wouldn't want to misunderstand you and assume you're referring to my homosexuality as something that needs "fixing".

  • im gay

  • @90MRSOLO fuck you

  • well hun up top if you look back in history men and women were killed if they were found with the same sex even or even with the opposite sex in the years BC. No one looked upon homosexauls as gods or even honored, just as people in the wrong. Im not saying you should change your views i think you should just check your facts first,

  • In my eyes gay men are just good looking guys that are terrified of girls. They can talk to them but they just can't go farther than that. And girls usually like these dudes but are too afraid to approach them they are intimidated. I don't wanna sound concieted but the only girls that have ever hit on me were smokin gorgeous and had lots of coinfidence. And that doesn't happen everyday only once in a while. All the decent looking girls I like never even look at me this is frustrating.

  • @RockenDokkenlover91 Terrified of girls!? LOL most gay guys get along better with girls than guys you know. Just cause we don't wana sleep with girls doesn't mean we're "terrified" of em haha.

  • "Shoot some pool."

    Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

  • to all the people complaining about how "bad carlos is" and "how does he have a job" he's making money regardless are you ? NO soo stfu and stop being haters kay, bye .

  • lol at least he finds himself funny

  • Everyone knows that he steals his jokes

  • gay people celebrate 9/11 like its their freaking birthday

  • @controversyking I hate em

  • I hate Carlos Mencia.

  • Homosexuality is present in over 65 species. Homophobia is found in only 1. 64 guesses who it's not.

    Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. You fuckers.

  • @JizzSwisher15721

    According to GAY geneticist Simon Levay in 1996:

    "Although homosexual behavior is very common in the animal world, it seems to be very uncommon that individual animals have a long-lasting predisposition to engage in such behavior to the exclusion of heterosexual activities. Thus, a homosexual orientation, if one can speak of such thing in animals, seems to be a rarity."

    Stick that in your pole and smoke it. You faggot.

  • @Bossk333 1. Rare doesn't mean not to exist. Despite the rarity of homosexual displays in animals (I'm already fucking aware of this -_-), it still happens in species other than humans. I'm pretty sure we're the only species "advanced" enough to hate people of different sexualities. And by advanced, I mean stupid.

    2. It's "pipe."

    3. I'm not a faggot. Faggot is an insulting term for gay men. I'm neither gay nor a man.

  • Tht chick @ 0:55 is like "happy to be his pussy" LMAO!

  • The last part was funny

  • As a gay man, I say shame on the gay dudes that come on to straight dudes because it forces all of us to go through this straight "gay panic" shit, and shame on all of the straight dudes that think we all want to do your filthy ,pot belly ,nasty selves.By all means, let the straight women put up with that shit.you both deserve each other.Gay guys,put your dicks back in your pants.You're giving us a bad rep!

  • “What’s next? Marrying animals?

  • how does this guy have a job?

  • HAHAHAHAH LMFAO!! i love this dude!!

  • Are you ?? -------------->

  • Worst comedian.

  • He is so lame~

  • I'm not gay but if I forced to think about myself being gay ... I'll be the top but this fucking fagot already assumed he is the bottom ... trust me he is already taking in the ass from his wife but hey he is not gay LOL

  • aren't comdiens supposed to be funny

  • @jnewman888 if he isn't funny, why do 603 people 'like' this? T_T

  • sissy mother fuckers

  • Dude I don't worry about all these asinine comments saying that "Gay people should die and blah blah blah" because this is a progressive world. And pretty soon, these ignorant hateful opinions about gay people will be taken just as seriously as someone saying that black ladies should sit at the back of a bus.

  • @swmountainboy The mindset about gay will never change, you can't compare a race to an immoral sexual lifestyle. You might be able to change the mindset of a few confused people with your crying and tears, but you can't change the mindset of sane people who know fully well that people turn gay because of subsconscious choice.

  • @orrie10 Please show me one scientifically substantiated source positing that "people turn gay because of subconscious choice". You may not cite the bible or any other religious text as one of your sources. Thank you.

  • @gaysanatomy You fag

  • @thisniggashitgozhard Pitiful attempt at trolling, or are you really this ignorant? Although I suppose the two don't have to be mutually exclusive.

  • @gaysanatomy I was not going to use any Religious text as my source. But sadly, you're too caught up in your propaganda that you failed to realize your error. So I would not entertain you any longer.

    You will finally come to reality when you actually do research instead of going to gay webtsites just so you can feel better knowing you can fall down on your knees to suck some guy off.

  • @orrie10 I have done the research. I've found that male homosexuality may be caused by prenatal hormones, of course this is still being tested. Nothing I've found has shown being a homosexual is a choice or an incorrect way to live.

    Which is why I was asking you for non-religious sources. So you could enlighten me. Plus, you're the one with the burden of proof in this instance, not me.

    By the way, I am female and gay. And you are obviously ignorant.

  • @swmountainboy Very true! Homophobes are dying out, slowly but eventually it will be as low as racism xP

  • god hates straight people, i mean look at us.

  • Im gay

  • @huhbra1000 im straight

  • fuck gay ppl we should have a public execution for all the gays

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  • Gay means happy and this video is making me very gay.

    PS: I'm straight.

  • @cruelgrotequeblood you don't know unless you try

  • @ERAUPRCWA I don't even have to try to find that out. Just like how I don't have to get hit by a truck to see if I can die.

  • @cruelgrotequeblood LMFAO...

  • I can understand if a guy fins another guy attractive but actually sticking your dick in him..oh hell naa thats another thing..

  • gay is just fuckin' gay

  • GAY IS OKAY

  • Everything out there is taken from someone else and then recycled to make it look "original".

    It's not so much his jokes but rather the way he tells them that's funny. You can't "steal" that.

  • 240p We Meet Again.....

  • all gays are sinners and should go to hell... jk im gay

  • @Beatupoldtrailer this comment made me laph

  • @fernipoo14 hahahahahaha

  • even if he steals jokes... they r alot funnier wen he tells them

  • he looks like a fugly mario lopez

  • 73 people took the test .....

  • 8====D(__y__)

  • It's nice to see what's left of his 'career' plummet... What a fucking homophobe...

  • @bbbbmer how is he a homophobe?

  • Loads of people say they hate gays

    Why do you?

    What reasons do you have?

    Yhey are people who have rights that choose their own way so get a fucking life

  • @SharpShot912 They don't have the right to get married in almost every state.

    Every gay person can drop dead.

  • @corey036204 Thats not what i was asking dumbass

    i was asking for a reason

    thats not a valid reason

    Gays=People with rights and choices so give me a valid reason or go die in a hole

  • @SharpShot912 I hate gay people because "Gay's not the way"

    God doesn't agree with Fags. They will get smited one day and try to repent but it's not gonna happen.

  • @corey036204 true that

  • @corey036204 Well surely if 'God' created everything then he created Homosexuality

  • @SharpShot912 Nope, Why would he put that on NORMAL people? You know.. A guy loves a girl and girls love guys. Not same sex relationships or marriage

  • @corey036204 you are saying it like homosexuality doesn't exist but obviously it does

    So just fucking live with it

  • @SharpShot912 If i could i would exterminate all the fags off the earth

  • @corey036204 are you christian?

    just a question

  • @SharpShot912 that sounds so fucking stupid. homosexuality is man made like ipods and television. you sound like seth macfarlen's athiest ass

  • @FiendMachine04 How do you explain homosexual behaviour among animals observed in the wild?

  • @brokenseeker excuse me princess. homosexuality is NATURAL

  • @FiendMachine04 OK i dont believe in God

    Something that 99.9% probably wont exist also in the bible it says God created EVERYTHING so if he didnt create homosexuality the person who wrote it should have put that in

  • @SharpShot912 yea i can tell. your aggravating me already. i didnt write the bible, i harldy believe ANYTHING actually happened in it, and i am wondering why the hell you would care if someone put that in the bible IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN IT. you are the perfect example of what i meant by "athiest are starting to be as aggravating as christians". you dont believe in anything, but your gona bitch about the guy who wrote the bible

  • @FiendMachine04 why do you keep bringing athiests up?

    im not Athiest

  • @corey036204 god teaches you to hate? i thought god teaches us to love.. its very confusing isn't it. but the god i know is very kind and he loves everyone. you must be speaking of another god.

  • You religious types love to chat from your assholes, if youre gay youre goin to hell. God doesnt agree with fags, well who the fk told you, we were created in his image right? I have a sense of humor so my father must have a sense of humor, So if im gay that means my fathers gay. Stop living in that pathetic little bubble and be free, stop hating anythin thats different cus its just fear, its that simple. @corey036204

  • @Lava91point0 Are you really that stupid? really? please tell me you were joking? really? There is no gay gene, it's an emotional lifestyle choice. Why would God make people gay himself if he doesn't approve of it? Hmmm? make sense? or are you just another imbecile who love to twist context to meet your demands. So you're telling me that the only way for me to be free is to live the immoral life and have some rusty man put his dick in me? sure, thats only way to be free.. you're just a rebel....

  • @orrie10 lol, exactly, why would god make people gay? I KNOW!! BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION, meaning he's just as stupid as you are.

  • @WillReddish Oh look, it's another guy who denies the existance of God in favor for him to conform to society and to drop on his knees and suck another guy off. Now tell me, do you feel better about yourself? Now goodbye, as I don't need to talk to people of the likes of you. Also, he didn't create gay people, mankind media influence gay acts and war and diseases. So basically, you're just another sheep... anyway bye bye

  • @orrie10 You are uneducated. Once upon a time, on all four corners of our planet, homosexuals were not just tolerated.. they were HONORED. These men and women were given high status political and spiritual powers. Especially feminine men, as they were considered spiritually and creatively gifted. Because they are. You are mislead away from the true and divine entity that man has called God, by corrupt RELIGION. Homosexuals are no mistake, they are born, created by GOD. Your hate is not Gods will

  • @RodTalon00 once upon a time, the earth was considered flat and thunder and lightning were gods wrath. be what you want, but just because someone is honored in the old days, doesnt make it right.

  • @RodTalon00 Wow, i came here for the jokes. BUT, i couldn't help but notice that you sir are one heck of a moron. Did you know that ?

    I know this is YT and all, but the stupidity i come across here is simply baffling sometimes.

    'Won't debate over things senselessly like you people do, but do know when you're talking shit... please. It's hard to watch and see that there are such stupid people still out there, to this day.

    God, religion, gay gene... Man, you crack me up people! ^^

  • @RodTalon00 Go ahead create any god you like  if it makes you feel better.....

  • @RodTalon00 I hope one day that you would come back to reality but unfortunately, you are stuck in the fitional world of yours. God is love, but he doesn't tolerate FOOLISHNESS

    Sodom and Gomorrah.

  • @Lava91point0 You really are an idiot... I really hope your stupidity doesn't kill you in the near future. Look at your comment and look at the stupidity that you have just displayed.

  • I think that was aimed at corey not me :) @orrie10

  • @Lava91point0 Oops, sorry! xD

  • carlos is funny as hell

  • ok if u think all comedians write all their own jokes u are seriously misinformed..

    and i'm 100% for gays & i dont see how he's ripping on gays at all in this 0_o

    i dont really care if someone else wrote it he did a good delivery

    oh yeah and as for him being a fake and not mexican n whatever.. um what about larry the cable guy? i like him but that's a complete act too. it's what comedians do

  • Carlos <3

  • Carlos Menstealia

  • faggots

  • @Prestochango7 with a name like that i wouldnt be so quick about using that term

  • he has too many gay friends

  • EYYYY PEPITO DO YOU LIKE FISHSTICKS?

  • ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

  • This idiot is just trying to keep his job. Since gays are less than ONE PERCENT of the population, how many 'friends' does he have, if he knows even ONE 'gay' man?

    Still, remember - gay people say that if you think that gays are sick, then you're SECRETLY GAY! Of course! That'll be it!

    Gays spend their entire lives dreaming that they weren't just ONE PERCENT of the population, so they dream that every man is gay - sick bastards...

  • @packoftwenty i't not one percent its 10 percent and all gay people does not think the same just because theyre gay... thats like saying all black guys think its ok to rob people.. now youre one dude with problems

  • @packoftwenty Umm... you may want to check your facts about the percentage. I've seen studies as low as 4% to as high as 12%.

  • lol he sounds so gay! lol

  • Respect to all people on this Earth.

    Make love, not war. ;)

  • @lullabay13 make love, not war......but not to same sex

  • @lullabay13 stfu faggot hippie

  • @spikeman1444 Oh, you sad little homophobe. ☮

  • @lullabay13 you sad little dick repper. fuckin ass fag.

  • @spikeman1444 Yeah. Let's fight and judge each other. Productive, indeed. (Y)

  • Gay people are so weird. 

  • you are a great actor carlos ...

  • carlos fucking ugly and gay

  • God I hate gay people

  • @voltron668 you are self-loathing ... get some psychological counseling... come out of the closet... WHy did U log on to something that says GAY PEOPLE??

  • mencia is skinny 

  • 61 people are faggots

  • Wow I heard these jokes from some persian Comic

  • What's Love got to do when people are gay?

  • can a retard repent

  • @TheLordRejectsGays

    You are the most obvious troll I've ever seen.

  • @JohnnyRadiohead why thank you. I bet YOU are

  • @TheLordRejectsGays

    Fail troll is fail.

  • gay!!!!

  • fuck all of you kiss my black ass!

  • lmfao

  • lmao this is lolz xx

  • @MrSinghsays No, your mom would always hassle me when I tried to stick it in her ass and I would get all pissed off when she wouldnt let me.

  • @MrSinghsays Your mom didnt love you enough did she or did your dad molest you as a child?

  • Do gay people get turned on when they see there own penis? 

  • @Crazyfuqndude LOL!!........the world, may never know.... o_O

  • @Crazyfuqndude only if their favorite movie is star wars

  • @Crazyfuqndude i don't....

  • omg gays need to leave!

  • i almost puked

  • fucking breader!!!

  • He may steal jokes sometimes... but at least hes better then Dane Butthole Cook.

  • @heatperu13 haha yeah right

  • @heatperu13 how is he better than dane

  • I love how a stand up routine posted on youtube has now become a gay bashing and defending spam. Why doesn't everyone just shut up and either laugh or don't. We don't care if you believe in an ancient book, translated many times over, that says a God we can't prove exists(that would somehow paradox his existence) doesn't like people this same book says he created from dirt. Doesn't this same book and God of yours say that only He can judge them? :3 Stop judging. Laugh/don't. Just shutup.

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

  • "Ey Tol yu!"

  • Fags will die and go right to HELL!!!sweet

  • @splinter543 Proof plz

  • It's annoying when straight people do this too.

    If I had a nickel for every "you just haven't met the right woman", I would... Well, I would have a few nickels. California is sort of okay with gays... but you still hear some stupid stuff, once in a while.

    Recruiter heteros.

  • I toldchu.

  • don't put the mic in u're ass and then talk to it

  • STUPID FUCKING GAY MOTHER FUCKER

    

  • @thierryosman stupid troll is stupid

  • yeah carlos mencia is not original at all..bbaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

  • he does the gay voice way to good

  • WTF! This act is from pablo francisco...

  • be that as it may, i thought it was pretty hilarious, i'm not a hater, i have a gay couple as neibours,and i'm cool with it.

  • Carlos Mencia is a thief of jokes

  • death to fags

  • omg mad fucki funnt if u dont like ur a fuckin hater