Letterman - Artie Lange and the Cough Button

[caseyface3]

he said "tits" on tv.

[KarmenHolland200]

cool movie..check this at webmovietube

[strongarmeric]

God damn he has let him self go holy shit............

[dodiemuehleisen50]

what a movie..pls watch this in webmovietube

[Redking1982]

You didn't get hugged enough as a child.

[amielanquist41]

he,i watched this movie 5 times in webmovietube..thank u

[bWildcat1]

Harry Caray probably would've said that on a trip 2 Hooters.

[vander14048]

Wow i think i've heard this story every time you go on any show ever. Get a new bit u fucking drunk has been and keep riding Mcdonalds coat tails.

[Camus915]

I suppose it's entertainment watching a human being completely destroying himself over an extended period of time on a popular raidio show...

But he is gong to die, and then I suppose he'll be a hero to all those who endorse self-annihilation , or celebrity manipulation to the extreme of extinction.

There are quicker ways to kill yourself...But not as popular...

[Camus915]

I suppose it's entertainment watching a human being completely destroying himself over an extended period of time on a popular raidio show...

But he is gong to die, and then I suppose he'll be a hero to all those who endorse self-annihilation , or celebrity manipulation to an extream of extinction.

There are quicker ways to kill yourself...

[Camus915]

I suppose it's entertainment watching a human being completely destroying himself over an extended period of time on a popular raidio show...

But he is gong to die, and then I suppose he'll be a hero to all those who endorse self-annihilation , or celebrity manipulation to an extreem of extinction.

There are quicker ways to kill yourself...

[onestrashdancer]

Artie, you're a genius. A troubled genius, but a genius all the same. Anyone who can consume the amount of liquor, drugs, food, guilt, repressed anger, and professional resentment for as many years as you did WITHOUT offing himself deserves a lot of credit. And I mean that.

WE LOVE YOU ARTIEEEE!!!....Keep pushin babe.

[shizzlecream]

Let's all help Artie kill himself!

wait....

[ThePhifer]

Daniel Tosh should take Artie Lange's seat on the Howard Stern Show...

[vander14048]

@ThePhifer Tosh has his own show. Why would he want to latch onto some other celebrity like lang has his whole career

[NIKV69]

Jesus Artie your a mess clean yourself up.

[GROIN69]

i would also would like to bang the girl in the ad

[Rayla840]

@GROIN69 All 3 of them!!!!

[jorgenmac]

THERE IS NO OFF POSITION ON THE GENIUS SWITCH

[AshtinALWT]

@jorgenmac yes there is. it's called "justifiably content laziness."

Every genius has used it. Really useful if you're caught in a genius-jam. Or a jar of genius jam, but i prefer preserves and that's a whole other story.

[icatchrye]

Bring back Jackie!

[sambluecat]

so i guess this means artie can be completely funny without cussing

[MisterPeetBull]

I wanna fuck the girl in the ad

[1EPowerUp]

@MisterPeetBull damn man all i got was a fucking chevy chase credit card commercial

[BBeAtZ91]

@MisterPeetBull lmao

[JMBELK]

Artie is Great...!!!

[Chim510]

The best comedians are tortured souls. Humor works best when it has that painful edge of bitterness in the delivery.

[Surkis]

He got away with saying "tits", ahahah

[lowlypeasant]

A tortured soul, but a world class raconteur. Luv ya Art.  Get well soon.

[PforPZ]

Does any one notice that he almost have an uncanny resemblance with John Belushi?

[non1mus]

@PforPZ In more ways than one, with all the drug use. And Beer League kind of reminds me of a Belushi movie. Did you know he recently tried to kill himself?

[PforPZ]

@non1mus Yes, I heard.

[Canoots]

Used to be a fan, not anymore. Now he's just a loser.

[IFknHateUTube]

letterman sucks

[JohnFuckingLennon]

2:54 he says "tits" Gues the censor missed it.

[faffaflunkie]

He's shitting his pants as we speak.

[goldenarm009]

how does CBS spell uecker correctly but not harry caray?

[maciej214]

this is some of the greatest stuff ive ever heard

[castingtherunes]

We all gotta get together and stop Artie from killing himself. Let's form the Artie Lang Task Force.

[passiveMenis]

@castingtherunes

He has the right to kill himself.

[cyberslick18]

@castingtherunes Fuck that, if the fat bastard can't handle being rich and famous, let him off himself. One less shithead running around. Joke man jackie forever!

[BuddyRichSuperFan]

@castingtherunes Artie lange sucks what a pussy faggot

[mattorfvideo]

@castingtherunes I'm in.

[justinthejuggalo]

go fuck yourself and take your own advice

[ronthemoron]

I wonder why he stabbed himself.

[hiphopguru81]

drug addiction,alcoholism,gambling problem

[aurayon]

Love the Harry Carey impression, haha

[xanderwat]

Dudee looking at artie real close...he actually looks like a fat Bill Murray lmaooo wow

[breezwonder]

"Bounce pass Nigga, Bounce pass Nigga"

[adamvmax]

looser.heroin addicive fat pig

[urbangangsta]

@adamvmax you're the pig. this guys hilarious and all you can make fun of is his weight which doesn't matter unless you're a flaming homosexual and his drug addiction which also doesn't matter because it's not your life that's being ended shortly.

[iownthepowned]

Nice job artie here, not sure why the buck thing was such a big deal nor what they expected from you.

[JediKnightLar]

Dead on Harry Carey impression! LOL!

[flicknausi]

you are the best artie! stay sober cuz you are much funnier and we love you.

[jehjeh3712]

That's a great Harry Carry impression.

[Hounsfield]

can you see how phony artie is? where is all the growling that accompanies every story he tells on the Stern show? gone. because artie is a phony. drama queen.

[dicktracy3331]

im not disagreeing with you but can you explain more why you think artie is a phony? im a big fan of the stern show and listen to it everyday and never thought of this before. like he does do heroin i guess, but is that what makes him want to be like farley?

[Hounsfield]

He wishes he was half as funny as Farley. The heroin, the coke, the drinking....it's all a bit. He has tried but in no way could he be classified an addict. Everything Artie has said about himself is a bit, he is trying to create this persona as an out of control person, for fans and their money. He knows how much people loved Farley and Belushi and he's trying to get some of their heat. he is a wannabe.

[KillMeNow1990]

Good to see Belushi mentioned. I wish more people my age knew that he started it all. I honestly don't think even Farley came close. At least, I think Belushi was more clever.

[jeffzbacnik]

@Hounsfield You're an Idiot. There's only one difference between the comedians you mentioned and the great Artie Lange. Artie's still alive.

[dicktracy3331]

funny thing is too he was out all last week from the show cause he said he had a "mini nervous breakdown" so its funny that you said hes a drama queen haha, but ya answer my question please im fairly new to the show ive been listening to it for about a year now since i got my new truck

[Hounsfield]

you should have listend in 01 02 03 04. Artie was fucking hilarious. everything he said was funny. he didn't go into the woe is me soap opera stories. he really didn't talk that much but when he did it was funny. he was more genuine back then. Now he is a drama queen attention whore. I listen to the Howard Stern show not the artie lange show. Artie is a phony, he is a liar, his book is a bunch of lies, but the same people who watch john and kate plus 8 love artie, because they are losers

[dicktracy3331]

also i always thought that growling he did was just so people would kind of know hes thinking and youre not getting dead air cause thats bad for radio but i dont know

[gosurfinginstead4]

radio is different than television dude, also Artie "growls" on stern as you say because he has to get up a 4:00 in the FUCKING MORNING. Artie isn't a phony, Artie is the most honest fucking person I've heard. He doesn't hold back and shares his stories like heroin and coke abuse. So many other stars do drugs but they wouldn't dare tell you about it.

[Hounsfield]

artie fancies himself a great story teller, but he is not artie is a drama queen. he's public life is a bit and everything he says is a lie. he has made a great career and made lots of money by fooling people into thinking he is something he is not.

[Vanrocco66]

I have to say, I like Artie but I don't think he's funny at all! Ever! .... He's not funny on Stern, he's not funny on his web site videos and he's not funny at all in his lve shows! .... Sorry but he's just NOT funny!

[sms8668]

Artie has me on the floor every time I see him. Check him out on Joe Buck after the show is over they keep filming. They go off on each other. It is a riot !!

[oceanbelow]

Artie's a talented guy, I hope he gets off the H

[muttilo]

The "not-so " Great Norm Macdonald . Same creepy look on his pus and not even slighty funny ..

[vcownzraptors]

shit he gained like 300 pounds lol

[jksonny]

That Harry Caray story is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[sidewalkpilot]

hepshewanna

[BJZnRPZ]

why is artie lange alive and john candy an chris farley are dead.

[Nattyloc707]

maybe cuz he didnt overdose on cocaine like farley did

[mjd81784]

artie is a drug addict but farley was more of a binger.... may he rest in peace

[Hounsfield]

why wouldn't artie be alive? I don't know about Candy but Farley was truly out of control, with drugs and alcohol, Artie has never and will never be out of control, he just tells everyone he is because he wishes he was Farley, but he will never be as talented or be as troubled as Farley was. Artie is a drama queen, bottom line, he lives a safe little nerf life.

[BJZnRPZ]

how much does this guy weigh?

[humancomputerthinker]

funny stuff

[toycheeks]

His stories of Uecker are not even funny...and the guy ends with a story about Harry Carry. WOW.

[badjackbrowning5]

I hate Artie Lange but this is pretty funny.

[Redking1982]

Why do all comments end up being political and/or racist crap when it's completely unrelated to the clip?

[jeffzbacnik]

@Redking1982 What are you talking about?

[k9feces]

@Redking1982 Artie Lange is racist crap

[twistedkatana1]

@Redking1982 because the internet is 90% composed of stupid people who like to create drama.

[BruiserKnux]

He looks like he's about to die at any second.

[EricGodClapton]

gotta love Artie! hahaha great stories man.

[floyd65]

Artie Rules!

[googxmsr]

How Lange ever got on TV or Stern is beyond me... must give good head.

[firepaint33]

Ur a fag, did u even listen to this? u must be a stuck up broad. keep ur prude gay catholic thoughts to yourself fag

[Oprah98]

Artie Lang...is he back in prison?

[NearlyFreeSpeech]

whos this artie lang faggot?

[arteifan1111]

artiefannetwork COM

[KulikPete]

ur all fags talking about glenn beck on an artie lang dave lettermen clip....but the thing about the topless waitress is one of the funniest things ive ever heard

[andrewcramer13]

what do you actually like about glenn beck?

[andrewcramer13]

If you like glen beck then you must be retarded. GB is a complete and utter moron. he's honestly one of the dumbest people on TV EVER. not only is he SO FREAKING STUPID but he's crazy as hell and his behavior is disturbing and erratic (see former alcoholic). plus this numb nuts thinks hes a comedian HAHAHAHA.

[joshb729]

Wow.. are you something. Glenn Beck is smarter than you times 100000.

[andrewcramer13]

glen beck makes my dick harder than the internet and softer than a donkey and redder than a mule and lankier than a lama and joshb you are sooooooo cool I want your youtube jizz all over my google chest. kill my dog and fuck it mother fucker sit in the chair and dunk it you sexual sensual weasel

[Hounsfield]

I hope they throw the book at this fat fuck for dui. He could have killed someone. I know he thinks he is above the law because he is rich and riding Stern's coattails but this is too far. I hope whoever he hit sues him for everything.

[sweetliliana]

Artie rocks!!!

[evanmmarsh]

Fuck Artie Lange!  He can't stand up to White Chocolate Merlin. He refuses to he put his mouth where his mouth is! What's up you dumbshit?

[lisamore]

check my artie video out henry painted him

[zoetropez]

Artie Lange is the best. How many people, what percentage out there even know who Damon Runyon is?

[729Drew]

lol wow who knew Artie could do a great Harry Cary

[stripclubdeej]

Uecker is the best !!!!!

[dekjt]

Artie Lang is fucking funny, you fucking people need to lighten up or watch Jerry fagfield, He says what ever the fuck he wants and people hate other people that are real. TO ALL THE ASSHOLES THAT WANT TO BASH ARTIE LANG,,,FUCK YOU!!!

[Wellsy1961]

WHAT A FAT PILE OF SHIT! NOT FUNNY

[alwayzsic]

damm hate him much.you sound so jelouse! do you know him personlly?

[whatfuk]

wow did he call you up and told you there all lies,i didn't know you knew him.

[matzner21]

HAHA thats gotta be one of the best harry caray impressions ever!

[MYG00CH]

"i gotta quit drinkin" funny shit!!!

[elanarab]

Letterman is brilliant, the only funny show. Conan is good, too. Leno is awful.

[pistolabus]

leno rules

[elanarab]

Ug, Leno has no sophistication - he panders to the least common denominator, he's bland and boring.

[madshred]

what about kimmel?

[IFknHateUTube]

Uecker is awesome, too bad Letterman ruins this clip. I don't like him, he isn't funny.

[perilouspete]

that is straight up awesome. God i love bob uecker. i wish he'd stay around forever, brewers games will never be the same once he's no longer in the booth.

[pyro6904]

Norm told an awesome Uecker story on Letterman just now.

It was better on Howard.

[siorestech]

Norm is backing the Uecker stories up right now on Howard with some even funnier ones way too dirty for Letterman. Bob Uecker has to be one of the funniest people in the world.

[onlydlonly420]

they eq'd the "tits" from 2:45. you can hear the audience kinda start gasping when he said it. wonder why they didn't talk about it on the show

[Caseymb2]

HAAAAAAAA Ol Uek puttin one over on Carey

[ShonRokaBHZ]

That's a good Harry!

[treasuretrovecove59]

Look at the yams on that dame.

[treasuretrovecove59]

boy i'd like to get with that trallup.

[ShoppinChic4]

my uncle is BOB UECKER! and he IS the funniest MF in the whole wide world! You should spend Christmas with him! It becomes something else!

[rolewiii]

i think i peed a little

[whatfuk]

your all just haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!artie is one of the funniest comediens that is still real NOT Fake.makes more money then any of us

[Hounsfield]

artie is a fake and a drama queen. he loves dumb people like you giving him your money. it's all a bit. you really think after talking a bottle of sleeping pills with alcohol he could get up and answer the door? come on man. he's a fake.

[whatfuk]

well then you should tell him yourself and exposed him if hes lieing.write a book in how you know hes lieing.BUT you most have proof.........lol

[theinstantvincent]

If it weren't for dumb people hollywood would be conservative again.

[mientememami]

theinstant, I just looked at your youtube homepage. It consists of that bloviating gas-bag, Glenn Beck and WWE Wrestling clips, so I'm not sure you want to be calling OTHER people "dumb."

[theinstantvincent]

I enjoy wrestling because I enjoy things that are "dumb" as you put it. Hence I'm responding to a "dumb" person. Glenn Beck is one of the best news people now. You haven't got to tell that to your boy Keith olberman. Wouldn't want to make him piss his pants again. You are aware that they can't sell his set because of the urine odor aren't you?

[mientememami]

theinstant, You'd have to be a complete simpleton to think that either Glenn Beck OR Keith Olberman qualify as "news people." Glenn Beck is just a right-wing talking head who spouts off bullshit that you either think is true or wish were true. His whole career is based on stirring up hate. Certain people eat it up, because they enjoy hating those who aren't just like themselves. Maybe you should look up some old Tim Russert clips to see what a REAL journalist looks like.

And WWE is for morons.

[andrewcramer13]

and why is glenn beck "one of the best new people now?"

[theinstantvincent]

News people, now new people. Re-read it. Also I am a fan of Tim Russert because unlike you, he doesn't get fired up over b.s. like you. But exactly what is your problem with Glenn Beck? Could you explain? I'm almost certain that you cannot.

[andrewcramer13]

he's also said some really dumb shit about 9/11. he stated that we need a new 9/11 so we can continue to take away peoples rights and liberties as we did after 9/11 (fascist). GB is an imbecile and the only thing dumber than GB is a fan of GB.  this man is inarticulate and contributes to the dumbing down of america, as a fan of GB you are proof. if you watch GB with a straight face and honestly think he is a good news reporter, then we may all be doomed

[theinstantvincent]

Andrew so you like twisting words around do you? Typical liberal. Another 9/11 might wake idiots up, but Beck wasn't saying he wanted one.

[badtown88]

Beck is a goon, and deep down you probably know it. He's the right wing equivalent to Keith Olberdouche. Why anyone takes him seriously, I'll never know.

[theinstantvincent]

There isn't a right wing equivalent to that piece of crap fool olberman. Pansy is sent propoganda from the evil jew george soros seriously bent on killing America. Here's a guy that along with his dad informed NAZIS as to where Jews were hiding. And Hitler was part Jewish and into the occult. But idiot libs like to claim that Hitler was a Christian. Propoganda.

[badtown88]

Oh. Now I see why you like Glenn Beck. YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS!

[theinstantvincent]

You gotta love idiot commies like badtown88. Their professors tell them that communism works and people like them eat it up and don't look into it. If obamacare passes, you know that anyone over a certain age can't get care. Oh you deny it, because you have no response. You are an idiot and a weakling.

[HUGHisGOD]

lame shit

[jsbud333]

great stuff!

[ZO6knightrider]

ARTIE!!

[Hounsfield]

artie sucks

[alwayzsic]

lol, nah you suck

[Badgerlove7076]

Artie Rocks!

[3zTeLeK]

I Love Him

[dudewinky]

HAHAHAHA

[BiteHunter]

who is artie lange?  falling asleep. falling asl..........