What is a Troll?

[diskospider]

my favorite troll is the ctrl troll

[IStarboyI]

You serenaded us at a Pizza Hut like a year ago. I have never forgotten. And I'll never see you again cuz I'm shipping off for the army. Keep on truckin' man.

[Shackybone]

World of Warcraft sucks, and faggots are fucking assholes. Penis.

[medusahairs]

@Shackybone You forgot to press the Caps Lock key... embarrassing

[TrollsRolling]

When you run and hide, the trolls also win. So far I've won.

[Zondarthslayer]

This video is as real as Jesus

[ThePurple241]

i'd kill myself is bieber DID win something!!

[doublea125]

I found another type of troll.  Unaware trolls. They post on websites without even realizing that are trolling. In fact, I found a few trolls here on this comment page.

[SheCanTalk13]

Cool story bro.

[TheEckoEcho]

OOO so that what they mean by Troll....the word "Troll" is over used

[thexmandoxshow]

icwatudidthar at teh eeend =3

[GreenRose25]

Sounds like Justin Beeber on crack!

[TurriPi]

You see, trolls like watching the little bomb they planted explode and slowly watch chaos unfold-

[damamba1000]

ha ha this guys funy

[alfieaubrey1]

am i a troll?

[12daijaw]

@alfieaubrey1 i don't know are you?

[awsomeLilshorty]

You missed one type of troll: the type that uses memes fairly often and messes with peoples's heads (not always insulting, though). I actually find these people hilarious.

[casadoalfredo]

BEST PART between 2:00 and 2:11 lol

[Jenga18260]

@pocketwalrous69

Oh no!

Everyone stop you've angered the pocket-sized walrus...

[jakerocker456]

Coppercab is a troll, he is pissed off just because south park is making fun of gingers.

[Champion0fTheGods]

10 trolls here

[kyanidovce789]

trolololololololololololololol­olol

[thewolfkingskeeper]

dont feed the trolls!!!

[zzirBlaze]

......jk

[ZombiexRepublic]

If you troll eddplant i will cut you......just saying....

[risingrisingrising]

troll lol lol lolo lol.

[KennaBill]

:D yay

[kimng2]

ED PLANT SUKS SO BAD HIS MUSIK GAY SONDS LEIK JUSTIN BEEBER ON CRACK

[aspie232]

I love the way you do voices. XD

[SuperMoonJelly]

me=no kind of potatoe

[thumbsdownmaster]

Every one im sorry i was chilling on a bridge eating some cornflakes and i dropped a few and a troll got them. Im sorry for feeding hin

[aSadPanda11]

@thumbsdownmaster shame on you. shame, i say!

[rainstar999]

Im no troll. But I know trolls >_>

[CrAzY3AGL3]

Hi i am a troll.

[jesswunder95]

xD but feeding the troll is fun. jk. i hate trolls but. i feed them at first but i also tell them they are and say they hav no life after i feed them

[MrExplorer7]

Haha I tell my cousin's little 4 year old that her grandfather lives under the bay street bridge and now she's hooked and thinks he's a troll!

[thatsnotmynamedancer]

hehehe i'm a troll FEED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mycahman]

@thatsnotmynamedancer mmkay?

[crazyjosh456]

2:40 through the rest of the video lol it is so funny

[LittleJ345]

Pause at 0:13 TROLOLOLOL ;)

[GorefreaksModels]

when u said "what did we learn today" i almost scream!

u reminded me of Swiftkaratechop! <3

thank u.. now i wanna watch him! <3 <3 <3

[SimplyBridgett]

What about trololololololo? epic

[72724divaful]

There's nothing wrong with yur mouth=D yur lucky i can't even pronounce crayons correctly i always say crowns instead or many other simple words i mess up srry if i sound like a troll i'm not trying too i just wanted to say that srry if it's troll like (not trying to affend anybody)

[TheHatOfDestiny]

sorry, but I can't help poking the trolls with sensible arguments.

poke poke poke poke poke

I feel bad.

[winter32842]

Republicans hate black people.

[MissSeriouslyRandom]

Im doing my math homework while watching your video. I feel like it might make me do it better? which is also wat she said...

[4bobbryar4]

press 3 over and over again

[splitzko]

I seriously about peed myself when you did the troll impression. bahahaha, you're so funny!

[sadiel1]

This video is a troll(just kidding)

[thedesertsandman]

I'm sorry but you just wanna be ray

[redsocialist1848]

DEATH TO USA AND US IMPERIALISM. ALL POWER TO THE SOVIETS LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!

[TheNibbler09]

@redsocialist1848 What?

[redsocialist1848]

@TheNibbler09 a penis

[emmalenore]

Evan, I like your teeth (:

[BattleAxCourt]

I accidentally fed the hater trolls on your rwj video. Which was totaLly awesome btw. But I am sorry for feedin them trolls!

[naveregnide]

@BattleAxCourt nah, you didn't feed them, you merely commented on the video about their whiny behinds. You didn't reply to any of them.

[iamrandom123456789]

thanks for being awesome evan :P



[snooze22jen]

Lol your trolling voice sounds like Eeyore when he suddenly stops being depressed all the time and switches to being angrey and cranky all the time.

[AnFailEpic]

"My God what is wrong with my mouth? .. Thats what she said... Why would she say that? Thats not a good thing,.. She should probably get that checked out.." Ahh that made my day.. (:

[shootBeforeIdo]

trolls must not be interacted with (does that make sense?) just don't talk/communicate with them. they must be surgically removed, much like a cancerous mole or tumour. or a nasty wart. trolls are the bane of my life, basically.

[TheSlyrunner]

Trolls are stupid X.X ... Or at least their comments..

[Ayshafr]

So, Evan, what's a troll? Oh, wait, you just explained. And I already knew what it meant... but lol, I loved the last bit.

[xxmisskelly95xx]

EEEEEEEEDDDDPPPPPLLLLLAAANNNNN­TTTTTTT XD XD XD

[LmarieCHAN]

"EVIL COMMENT ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER" >:}

[TotallyAwesomeTimes7]

"These Trolls" =]

[ManillaKitty]

TROLL FOOD! SELLING TROLL FOOD RIGHT HERE XD I'm just trollin' :P

[smithy10932]

woah this was great now all we need is a video about youtube copy and paster culture then youve got the full set of youtube bullshit, which is as follows. RWJ, trolls,copy pasters oh and the thumbs up whores

[NotSoNerdyNerd31]

the last few secong made me laugh more than ever! :D

[Legilimentable]

we all like trolls... they are chidren of hitler and Stalin and they support the tea party movement and they are also islamistic terrorists and they HATE Palestine because Israel has the pyramids and they think that elvis is still alive and they only have European cars because they HATE American cars and Japanese cars are gay and they HATE justin bieber and they HATE WoW because guildwars is much better - speaking of justin bieber: did I mention Hitler? oh, yeah, forgot that Obama is a Nazi...

[TotallyAwesomeTimes7]

@Legilimentable interesting mockery indeed...(wait! does this count as feeding?)

[Legilimentable]

@TotallyAwesomeTimes7  hell, am I satisfied now... TWO answers XD

[Ayshafr]

@Legilimentable Huh? I lost you on the first line.

[stephupurlyf]

She should really get that checked.... Oh evan!

[nerdfightinDownUnder]

The last ten seconds at 2:42 made me laugh :)

[tripthe1]

Thanks for the clarification slim.

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You get a FIVE star thumbs up for the mole above your mouth.

[Haruhi072]

"thats not a good thing! she should probably get that checked out..." XD lol

[lovergirl199407]

hahahaha the ending mademe laugh soo hard xD

[MsGorge7]

hahahahah "my god what is wrong with my mouth?...that's what she said..why would you say that that's not a good thing you should probably get that checked out" you seriously make me laugh out loud!

[badonesgotoMCR]

just so you know, you sound really funny(not like weird, but like haha funny)when you say "freaking" in a casual video, like "their freaking caps lock key is broken". love your videos!!!

[cocosam96]

Gosh, some people are tolling on your troll video.

The irony! Anyways, I agree with you in your video. I've seen 20 forum pages of troll manifesto.

Can you agree with an informational video?

[goldglitter10]

I love your pop-tart poster (:

[FourteenOfHearts]

this video is as real as buddha..

[TheHatOfDestiny]

@FourteenOfHearts *resists temptation to throw troll snacks*

xD

[FourteenOfHearts]

this videomis as real as buddha

[SilverPlatterProd]

Dude, your awesome.

[KaylieMcKay]

This is a really good video and I loved it!! I am so happy I subscribed to you!! :D

[PurpledancingFoxKit]

thank goodness someone addressed this issue!

when I was new on the web I felt something like this "what is a troll and why do people keep talking about them?!" Eventually I figured it out and accidentally ran into a troll headquarters on another site, they were in the middle of planning how to troll a particular group of people (interesting and disturbing at the same time)

[cheeky8881]

You are really lamer than other vloggers. Every other vlogger i know is better than you. Even Beckii Cruel :I

[naveregnide]

@cheeky8881 obvious troll is obvious lolol

[wwesuperd123]

@cheeky8881 Trllololollolllololololollollo­lololooooooooo

[pianomanphil]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with your mouth!

[littlemisskittt]

Why do you look like James Blunt??!

[gdmgoose26]

damn.. i was really hoping you were going to refer to the grumpy old troll who lived under the bridge

[BrenasaurusRexx]

You make saying "These trolls " look difficult :)

[mintedsalami]

these trolls?

xD

[MollyyNomNom]

I think, your really cute :) Byt ch'yeaaah i think 'she' should definitely get that er problem sorted... ♥

[gigglepox9000]

Trololo~ and number eleventy. Yay!

[halimaaargh]

"Don't feed a troll!"

damn straight !

[MsTeryChica]

"My life is a lie!!!" lolllllllllllllll

[xxxluvvyuuxxx]

trolls are so annoying :s

[ladyknockedupchick]

OMG!!! THIS VIDEO SUCKS BALLS!!!!!!

juuust kiddding lol.  :D

[themovedragenda]

i hate internet trolls D<

but i love the man eating trolls that lives under bridges <3

[SkullJokeBrook]

That's what she said

[cazmo222]

this video is about as real as jesus

[SkullJokeBrook]

@cazmo222 TRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL­LLLLLLLLL!!!!!

ATTAAAAAAAAAACK THE TRRRRROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LL!!!!

[IHateSchoolPeople]

dont troll trolls, because when you argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!

[geesealyse]

Trololo! Don't feed the trolls, children. It makes them stronger.

[nobmouse]

Trolls hate what they do not understand. They also hate what they do understand. This makes them some kind of Anti-Zen monstrosity, which also fuels their hate.

In short, trolls gonna hate.

[SketchpadDragon]

Don't let the trolls get you down :) Also, anyone in a room nearby must think your slightly weird, repeating yourself so much x unless theyre used to it? <3

[ChristianAnimeGirl13]

like that and it makes you totally depressed about your art and you wanna just crawl in a hole and DIE.

...long comment/opinionish thinger is long OTZL

[ChristianAnimeGirl13]

what really irks me is when, say, you're on deviantART, and your going through your messages, and you find one from some random person on one of your more recent pieces of art saying 'oh, this is no good, it makes my eyes hurt, do us all a favor and stop posting stuff, will ya?' which totally brings you down, because it was a picture you were very proud of and thought you had done well on, and others had TOLD you they liked, and then this person comes along and says something stupid and hurtful

[DizzyRainbowz]

Lol

[ibenavdv]

what is co za asy?????!!!!!! tell me!

[naveregnide]

@ibenavdv I think it's Polish for "Ray William Johnson isn't funny"

[clearlycleary123]

@naveregnide just unsubscribed. RWJ is funnier than you + you used his troll voice :/

[naveregnide]

@clearlycleary123 HAHAHAHAHA pity too, you unsubbed before my next opinion video about RWJ.

But I still lol at your comment, sir. I am lolling all the way to class.

[purelytim]

@naveregnide Tbh you suck compared to rwj stop thinking your amazing because look how many views you have compared to him..

[dillooon]

@naveregnide Agreed. Ray William Johnson is about as funny as The Office sans Steve Carrell.

[cheyenneroks]

@clearlycleary123 :D hahaha maybe evan made the troll voice and ray stole it >:D

[SamSmellsOfApricots]

@naveregnide i like ray william johnson, co za asy is a sarcastic comment which means "what an ace"

[KetchupSplodge]

@ibenavdv its Polish for 'What an ace!'

[TheDeannasaur]

@ibenavdv Co Za Asy is "what an ace" in polish. lol

[THEGAMEGOD7777]

@ibenavdv i put it into google translate and apparently it means "what an ace"!!!

[allyxxmellow]

@ibenavdv It means "what aces" when exactly translated with google translated

[evangelia96]

omg RWJ owns youtube!

stop with the co za asy thing, trolls! lol

[ginnyvideo]

dora ftw :D

[KaylieMcKay]

ahahah she should probably get that checked out! lol :D

[franesBlamescheezytv]

trololoolololololo trolllll lolool hahah trolling.

[bewareoftheleapard]

Number eleventy lol

[urmomicous]

XDDD "That's what she said. Wat, why would she say that? She needs to get that checked up."

Anyways TOTALLY agree with you.

[Geekella]

@ the ending: lololololololololol

[razial36]

I like Trains !

[HaligonianType1]

Believe it or not, trolls can be good for your channel & videos. They boost your comment count, & boost video views(especially if you have an auto-play vid on your channel). Even if they give negative votes, it helps you. If a troll really wants to hurt a channel they should not vote one way or the other, & simply not say anything, but then that isn't trolling. So that would be a bit of a conundrum for them. Simply embrace them. Hah! Great vid Evan, here is another thumb up from me! Boing!

[outofthegreenmist]

@HaligonianType1 Good point. A high view count doesn't necessarily mean that a lot of people are watching your video, but possibly that a lot of people are using the comments on your video to engage in a hot debate or slanging match.

[HaligonianType1]

One of the main things, if you don't want trolls on your channel, don't comment on a troll channel. They use their channels as a point of reference for the next time they are bored and want to go trolling. So they hit their own channels and see who reacted and hit them over and over, and since you can't delete your own comments from another channel yer doomed. Other trolls also hit other troll channels to see who their fellow trolls were able to shake up. And off they go as well.

[onthatthought]

Good to know I'm not the only one who talks to myself when making videos.

[EndlessObscure]

My friend is an off topic troll and I'm his practise specimen... most annoying thing EVER!

[MortalKombat773]

Waffles? Don't you mean carrots? HAHAHA

[Nykface]

I kept thinking, "How many times did he get tongue tied on that?" And you showed it! That was cool.

=]

[itsmemia1]

You listen to Eddplant? :D

[KTcattProductions]

When u said no trolls under bridges I was like damn. xD great video as always :)

[moorekathryn]

wow, awe Evan, you had to do that take so many times, i feel bad =( i loved the thats what she said moment though hehehehe

[643218]

is it ok if this video gave me an erection?

[jittercake]

I enjoy when trolls comment on videos saying "Your stupid". Oh the irony.

[nUrDreamZ300]

LOL, OMG I LOVE YOU <3 u are too funny

[rdt999]

THANK YOU! I must now join troll's annonymous. I have committed the biggest no-no. I have fed a troll or two. It's hard when a troll is cruel and rude and negative to a perfectly innocent tuber who is just having fun. I get angry. As you say-that's what they want.I try not to reply, but one or two are just so .....But now,, i will take your wise advice and ignore them. You may have saved my blood pressure. I do not comment if I dislike or disagree strongly with a video. Thanks again for this

[DarkX64]

There's whole lot of TROLLing in this video...

[susieboo34]

"Oh My God! What is wrong with my mouth?!?...That's what she said..." made me giggle :D

[kc88kc]

wanna-be pogo bat trollen

[godtheonyt]

He missed a type of troll! A society - helping troll --- The only type of good/beneficial troll that usually posts comments on bad/profound videos and tries trolling in order to help out society! Example - Commenting "Hey that's not nice!" on a video such as The Amazing Racist! It is a troll but clearly not a hate comment!!! (Also their is attention troll (attention whore) which he already kinda mentioned commenting aboutsomethingcompletlyrandom or off topic and being desperate for anyattention!

[bitcheslovestarbucks]

xD

[dsdude1107]

you forgot a few types. like the kinds of trolls you see on my channel. you know, evil ones who tell you that they're going to kill you because you're terrible at guitar hero. Or "first" trolls. though those may be an entirely different of thing altogether.

[naveregnide]

@jahnsmikey trolling a troll can prove very satisfying, but most trolls are too stupid to recognize their defeat

[framk20SH]

Phillosaraptor says:

Is video about trolling trolling?

[circusfreakonstilts]

I thought you were going to give us a history of the types of trolls that live under bridges. haha But good to know there are other kinds. Thanks for the info.

[haleythedinosaur]

Thats what she said. Why would she say that? Thats not a good thing she should get that checked out. LOL -3

[Stonefirefly9]

Soooo...what if the troll has a stick?? And he is holding the sparkly, fluffy unicorns hostage? O.o

[Bloodisspilt]

i love that little "she should get that checked out..." at the end THAT IS WHAT SHOULD BE ON YOUR SHIRT EVAN!

[minibubblesxox]

hahahaha love love love that little ending part xD

[47RayJay]

Absoluteleyy nothing.

[LollipopCaroline]

do not feed the troll LOL

[4june1993]

i still dont know how to troll. i really dont. strange taking in mind how much time i spend on the internet =DD but yeah, i feel like i dont have enough imagination for it or something.

[fredissocoollike]

I lost the game.

[jenniloveslife]

@fredissocoollike nooooooooooo

[redhairedgirl35]

AHHH What video did that Eddplant comment come from??

[LexiPexi15]

Evil troll comment.