Master Chief Theater 3000 - Episode 401 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[Brightside50]

Who's Hot Pockets are ready?

[McHaleMega]

THE COVENENT JUST TOOK A DUKE?!

[Xbox360GamerJoe]

i hate chu momie

[CenterEntertainment]

that one fucking tard pulled his shoot into you thats why the whole campaign goes sideways i just realized its all that one guys fault wtf???

[williamhenrycooleyjr]

this and all the rest of them are retarted, how do ppl enjoy watching these.not funny at all, most boring thing on youtube.

[goldfishlover1]

@williamhenrycooleyjr then why would you watch it. As a matter of fact, you probably didn't watch the whole thing.

[megasilver56]

One word ?

[kip10101]

who doesnt like this those 99 people suck because they dont get it.

[Rockcem1]

I hate you mommy =(

[codsoldier9586]

use it as you'r pimp caine



[SpartanForgeWorld300]

captain dance, captain lap...

[GoatBeary]

I miss arbiters voice :(

[GoatBeary]

Yes finally I have been waiting for these guys to do other halo sequels!

[996Ramirez]

"what am i supposed to do with this, inside a covenant carrier"?!? "use it as a pimp cane " LOL 

[killerheadshot54]

at 3:49 they should've said

"Do you think that he took that too seriously?"

[DramaB3atz94]

Were going i need to be. The kitchen lmaoXD

[Zentrix97]

Mommy i wanna get off the ride! i wanna get of the rideee! it hare you mommy!'

ROFLMAO!

[1993DJC]

I don't see any in amber clad ship

[dr58885]

wheres Reach?

[Mrbonzvnew]

"Luckily, nobody cared" = And not a single fuck was given that day.

[caketra]

rofl snake this is a project code name metelgear



[SAVAGENEDVED]

I still dont get it

[Scorch052]

"Use it as your pimp cane." Epic ROFLZ

[crazykillerpie]

Just be glad cortana isn't in this game

[HI4444444444444]

WHAT SOMEONE JUST TOOK A DUKE

[masterodst1]

hey up in front im triyng to watch the movie

[fryzie13]

Use it as your pimp cane haha

[Zentrix97]

I hate u Mommy! :'(

[Snicket002]

this is cool are yall gonna do one for halo: Reach

[zubborpions]

whoo! ODST!

[pimpwacker]

I just realised that i hate this machinima...

[GamertagIsTURTLER9]

i choked on my gum laughing at this

[faheeminator]

the last mommy part was funny

[mekel01]

get shet for a combat zone!

[sporemaster32111]

"MOMMY I WANNA GET OFF THE RIDE I WANNA GET THE RIDE" "I HATE YOU MOMMY" my favorite part

[LucasWitt15]

i was looken at his geer LOLOLOL XD

[swedish0spartans]

its so freaky hilarious that i have to laugh all the time. awesome series

[PearIsAStar]

I miss the old voice for the Arbiter...

[Maxxbrand]

This is kinda of an insult to MST3K, first off, MST3K had an intro, then they didn't go straight to riffing, and they riffed on bad movies, but in this case they'd be riffing on bad games, not good games, so I guess you would call me Mike Nelson or Tom Servo Because I riff on movies and games that suck at home. So come on people, if you're gonna make some kind of MST3K homage or parody, get the friggan facts straight.

[ih8orcs]

@Maxxbrand well really i think the whole point in this was to have some laughs and master chief and mystery science are close and that is why they chose halo 3 instead of bad movies.

[mekel01]

hey whose hot pockets are ready!?

[Xnibo]

bring back old arby voice

[k0t3y41]

"Hitler, eat your heart out." best quote ever!!

[essuptenjin]

@joethrelfall the ship at 5:02 is In Amber Clad. if you remember from the mission metropolis in Halo 2 Masterchief, Johnson, Cortana and Miranda follow Regets ship. Its like the same cutscene but a different perspective. Yeah then from Masterchiefs perspective they end up at Delta Halo.

[joethrelfall]

if u pause at 5:02 you can see a small ship wat is it???

[Tarmack002]

there's 3 drop pods in that shot, and a covenant carrier

[oxThatxGuyxo]

@joethrelfall where?

[marvel672]

it was ship keyes,cheif and johnson were on.

[Dkmasteris]

it's amber clad

[STPostma]

@joethrelfall it's the frigate the master chief was on when followed the carrier in halo 2

[BubbatheHedgehog]

i miss the old arbiter, but this guys good too

[Hippiedude23615]

I hate u mommy lol

[cmonlive]

use it as a pimp cane

[FireBenderKwyna]

yank me

[korea88]

do halo wars

[superhalogamer117]

3:15 made me laugh for 5 mins straight!!

[ninjapeacema]

what buck say at the begining cause when i play that part he says "Marines we are green and very very mean"

[CuteGurlZoey]

Suck it up marines.I sure as hell ain't hosing out your pods.

Heroic difficulty.

[ToaMahriLeader]

I think you're playing on Normal.

[robsterranger911]

Its weired how this is conected to halo 2 and not the other games and by other standereds there are hidden odst's in halo 2 but still look at the side of the ship and on the bottom of the space elevator you can see master cheif and the dawn. weired is't it ll O

[xtraaism]

i know it is weird isnt it and the weird part is that brutes have armor in odst but not in halo 2 and this is before halo 3 for a while

[Zentrix97]

@xtraaism in ODST the Elites should actually be in the game as enemies, but its just an expantion for Halo 3, not a whole new game

[SoraKillingHearts]

@Zentrix97 actully the story takes place in Halo 2, which means brutes are a bigger problem. The only thing thats an expansion is the Multiplayer

[0polar0]

@robsterranger911 Nice find :P

Didnt notice that before, but it is very good how they did make a game out of that time :P

[Skid00everest340]

reacon armor

[verscharren1]

man the guy who shoved the pimp cane in the other guys arms looks like he does in real life. also did i detect a baldwin brother?

[euronio]

yea adam baldwin did the orange dude

[333335339]

Funny.

[KeviNguyeniSexy]

everybody who thinks this is boring check out season one ep 1 and 2. but yeah these jokes are boeing some are ok but they need better punchlines and shit.

[GalexOwns]

I LOVE YOU GUYS LOL

[astrotuner]

i thought you guys do cut scenes from all the halo games or just the games from bungie

[KeviNguyeniSexy]

@astrotuner  this IS a halo game.

[supersonic2013]

hey whos hot pockects are ready?

[RaptorsXCman]

This Helmet fought in three wars! lol

[Markmallow]

I was looking at HIS! gear. lol 2:59

[AngryC4t]

"Use it as your PIMP CANE."

[stevenskul]

lol

[TheShadowfreak101]

You should do a Halo Wars one

[FozziePozzie]

that was stupid

[FALLINGxTROOPERS]

i hate u momy

[yukonman222]

this was the funniest episode ever.

[domohatguy]

use it as a pimp cane lol XD

[117Jorn]

If you pause it just at around 5:00 and 5:03 you can see the inamber clad, the ship that the chief was on to follow regret, and meet arby, gravemind, and the 2nd halo!

[alieor]

@117Jorn

In Amber Clad was a frigate of the UNSC. The ship you see at 4:31 is probably just another frigate used to defend Earth. The catch with your statement is that the Forward Unto Dawn, the frigate in Halo 3, looks exactly like the In Amber Clad.

[117Jorn]

@alieor Nononono. not 4:31, thats deffinetly not the FUD, or IAC. its destroyed. I was talking about just as regrets carrier was bugging out, if you look between the orbital elivator and the carrier you see a frigate, and thats inamber clad.

[alieor]

@117Jorn Oh, I'm so sorry. I should've paid more attention. Haha definitely. Sorry about that.

[swedish0spartans]

@117Jorn wait, if chiefs on that ship and he meets arby there, then whos on the machinima chairs? oh god i cant make this, its too much math. help me!

[kezthepieman13]

@117Jorn were?

[dr58885]

@kezthepieman13 at like the time there is a dot right next to the ship

[Twitboy3000]

@117Jorn Where?

[117Jorn]

@Twitboy3000 See the Carrier? Look just between it and the Orbital Elevator, and you will see a little spec move in the backround, that's the In Amber Clad.

[Twitboy3000]

@117Jorn Did it go into the slip space rupture?

[117Jorn]

@Twitboy3000 Yes, that's how they got to Delta Halo.

[CautionMInecraft]

@117Jorn i dont see it where?

[117Jorn]

@CautionMInecraft

Ok, look at the Orbital Elevator (the giant-ass tower) and the Carrier. You'll see a small 'speck' moving inbetween them, and it begins to fly with the Carrier right next to it. Thats it.

[RoldanIncorporated]

it would have been funnier if someone started saying

"MAYDAY MADAY MADAY"

at 5:10

[jubjub250]

what difficulty do you need to set on halo3 odst to get buck to say "buckle up marines, i sure cant wait to catch your pod" ????

[JakeWearsJeans94]

For being off for so long, I got more laughs than I expected. Good job guys.

[Aaaaarrgh1]

i peed my pants when he was like

"i was lookin at HIS gear"

ROFL!

[Midnightswordsclan]

if someone hit me like that i beat the shit out of him

[jaimerey04]

*BANANAS*!!!!!!!1

[sgntelias]

6 minutes of my life i'll never get back

[derlolla]

right!

[mickybradshaw]

Ok who started matchmaking? hhaha

[Nonrealguy]

Finally, it's back. *grins*

[SilverZeo88]

4:14. When I heard that voice, I expected to hear "Do a Barrel Roll!"

[Wolfie9X9]

Who`s hot pockets are ready?

[NightZaber]

i hate you mommy

[ultratog1028]

i'm surprised they didn't make a comment on "we're going in hard, brace yourselves!" (bowchickabowwow)

[48Jerk]

There back bitches

[mcwies]

This was some nice work, nostalgic really.

[thenazidocter]

4 months and you came up with THAT lyk the 1st 2 minutes were OK fuck MW:2 do your job lol

[Obito1600]

use it as a pimp cane? lol

[1337samus]

but...but...what about halo wars?

[PyrosmileProductions]

Pretty sure that will be Season 5. Not 100%, but most likely.

- smiley

[CoolKidX85]

Just hurry up with that season cuz this one took a while , nah I kid take your time... maybe.

[PyrosmileProductions]

Ha we will, don't worry.

[JimMD102]

Not that great. A few occasionally funny jokes, but too many forced ones to keep me satisfied. maybe would have worked better if it was a laughably bad storyline, unlike odst.

[HLGHaxor]

i know funny, and this is NOT funny

[rockadog2002]

This was terrible.

[Madara1012]

ROFL 4:19 "okay who started matchmaking' xD loved it

[xB4LL50F5T33Lx]

This is stupid.

[xB4LL50F5T33Lx]

@deagla2 The fuck?

[shamuu13]

mystery science theather ftw !!!

[orinwarren]

I've seen better. but this will do for now

[snurkleturtle97]

I miss mystery science theater : (

[PurpleMario411]

Haha funny comentary XD

[RyanRMusic11]

I liked it :P

[pwnerpawmlat]

the kitchen?

[Jasinto1972]

This was very good. I've decided to let you live.

For now.

[surfingpyro31]

Thank you. I shall not let you down next time.

-Pyroman

[eric3141k]

lol you even sound like jole

[kantana1022]

this is funny

[chewsumyumm]

FAIL

[jimjamrocks]

thats alot of videos

[commanderskyfire]

The only funny funny part about this is when he tells Romeo to use the sniper as a pimp cane, and telling Dare to go to the kitchen. Otherwise, dont bother watching the rest...

[lolandrew4]

I like Unskippable better, but this is still pretty good

[MENTOman7]

FIRST!

Wait...

[haloforgemaster]

great work as useual

[NightZaber]

top 5 retarded things ive heard today

I cant hear you your a million miles at the back of my house

I hate you mommy

Im running more faster

I wasnt looking at her gear, i was looking at his gear

Your mom didn't make sence

[XBOXnerd99]

i love hotpockets

[SkidTheSamurai]

ROFL That's funny. Me and my friend's would always call Veronica "Captian Man Lady" because her face always looked so terrible.

[EricTheReaper]

Well this was unfunny...

[swatpro11]

ok whos hot pockets are done

[lzyazndragon]

lol "i hate mommy" in my top 5 quotes of the day.

[TheGrayWo1f]

lol at the "Codec" reference.

[Darkfan117]

"Mommy! I wanna get off the ride! Iwannagitofftharide....."

*CRASH*

"I hate you, mommy!"

[supernaturalforces]

lol

[CJ9M]

Haha, I had some good chuckles.

[MyRespawnsChannel]

LOL Is this is funny

[shadow500777]

second?

[dudearmy]

omg no one cares who is first

[WiggidyWhackable]

first bitches!!!

[BHMTR]

FAIL FAGGOT!

[WiggidyWhackable]

@BHMTR

you're a bitch!!!!

[ewet7]

agreed

[LolRoflLmaoWtfOmgFtw]

FAIL FAGOT :'(

(oh yea now im cool)

[WiggidyWhackable]

@LolRoflLmaoWtfOmgFtw

lol

[LolRoflLmaoWtfOmgFtw]

Haha! I love how everyone doesn't understand what im talking about!

[JAMESDEANGUSS]

lol i kno what movie there copying its so old

[hellbringer3001]

wow im one of the first 300 to watch this vid i feel...... specail

[Hammerman24]

"The kitchen?" lol

[66FIDO]

Unskippable did it so much better.

[falco1407]

how do u have more 5 stars than people who have seen this Wtf?! lol

[kausmage25]

@falco1407 lol

[TyeParty09]

Wooow that's crazy...

[GregsRandomness]

" use it as a pimp cane" lolol

[jointhez]

the lady in odst is so ugly

[TheNerfmaster99]

lol

[Sk8terJeremey97]

fkin so funny

[matmaster34]

well now that i have watched actual episodes of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 i like this show a lot more.

[Fifth5Admiral]

best way to use a sniper : pimp cane

[animengamez]

lol this is hilarious