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  • You know it's the perfect Jesse Skyrim episode when you get Skyrim and awesome showtunes.

  • Lol... "No more getting distracted, we ca..... ooooh, hanging moss. We can't get distracted any more.... Ooooooooh, gold coins!"

  • *Lizzy falls* stares at Jesse "Damn you!" XD

  • Mountain flower mountain flower, you get a mountain flo~wer. Make that in to a song XD

  • 12:45 jesse acts like a hippy!...nice :D:P:)

  • I stopped watching Jesse's Vids for a whole year! And now I started watching them again I can not stop laughing, he is amazing.

  • "Sorry Meeks, I gotta test it out......OH S**T!". Only you jesse

  • Jesse: "There is something in front of me"

    Me: "It's a goat, Jesse."

  • jesse's version of wolfmother is amazing. I'd buy it for $14.95

  • anyone else see the fox at 14:25? upper left corner.

  • lol 8:50 =)

  • my horse went on an adventure of its own *snivel* and never came back. old steeds probably still pwning bandits in the face to this day, all alone/ *snivel snivel*

  • Allie completes the whole quest chain before you exit the dungeon :P

  • how the hell do you capitalize in this game?

  • Y U NO LOOT TEH RITUAL MASTER ?!

  • no jesse Allie has no adventures she just sits there and plays cards with foxes and physics rabbit

  • 29:32 Lizzy was pissed that you left him to the frost mosters XD

  • We are going to use this Wabbajack a lot... 30 seconds later... We are gonna put this someplace safe... AND NEVER TOUCH IT AGAIN!!!

  • it turned his dog into satan......

  • Ever notice that Jesse NEVER uses his FUS RO DAH shout in fighting?

  • Foxy Brown leads you to awesome stuff, but Foxy White is an asshole.

  • dude, you're a nord, I doubt you need resist frost

  • lol jesse, You don't need carry weight. The wooden mask you found a while ago works as a portable insta-chest whenever you put it on.

  • @memorizationobsolete I thought it only works when you were in that place? It doesn't work outside of it for me.

  • 7:32 I belive I can fly moment.

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  • JESSIE GO FIND THE SPACE-CORE!!!!

  • The Wabbajack is the coolest weapon ever! One time I blasted a bandit and he exploded into gold pieces! Guess you can say that effect was GOLD! HAHAHA!

  • Hey Jesse, I don't know of the others but would you mind using your other shouts? I know how RusFoDah is all epic and whirlwind Sprint is cool but it would be real nice to see you use others ^^. And also regarding Whirlwind Sprint...it IS called Sprint not Spirit, thanks.

  • @Raphael24568 Fus Ro Dah!!!!

  • Lizzy = large fiery explosion

    Meeko = ANOTHER WHO SEEKS DEATH!!!

    Allie = Judgement day??

  • So your saying Ally is like Brum the car from kids T.V show.... probably.

  • and i cant believe he wasted like 10 minutes looking for a chest that dosent even exist

  • burn books didnt apear u just launched them in the air with ur fire spell off of the wabajack

  • @Kevinblecompte Actually, according to the Wiki, there is an effect that makes your target explode into a pile of books. It can, among other things, also summon Sheogorath to sing and dance or swap the target's gender...WTH Bethesda?

  • @Talonknife6

    It also turns people into sweetrolls.

  • 25:33 i almoST DIED LAUGHING XD!!!!!

  • I actually thought Jesse killed Meeko a second there *_*

  • this is fucking stupid

  • @Forsaken6994 dude that's the aim of it xD

  • @Forsaken6994 dude that's the aim of it xD

  • poof...WHO SEEKS DEATH! :O hoooleeeshiiiit!

  • ANOTHER WHO SEEKS DEATH

  • OMG 7:30 IT"S A PIRATES OF PANZANNS REFERENCE :D

  • Standing around doing absolutely nothing = accomplishing your daily duties in the NPC world.

  • LOL deadra heart there ^^ fucking nice

  • Oh god the start of this video is awesome

  • Their bodies are like wood ! For some reason I ended crying and laughing after hearing it xD

  • @omfgcata This one isn't in the playlist! :O

  • The fuck? I wasn't subbed!?

  • Jesse, you're the pirate king? Monkey D. Luffy would like a word with you.

  • @zenoftw just wondered when i missed the episode where he found One Piece?

  • @Siggy152 he was on a pirate ship and looted it then went and raided their main base, while he did that he said that he would be the pirate king if he killed everyone.

    AND thats when luffy was brought in to this series

  • whats the armor jesse is wearing called? its quite awesome looking and since its light armor i'd like it for my sneak thief :p help, anyone?

  • @Br4nd0nPlaysWoW Glass armor I think.

  • @Br4nd0nPlaysWoW I think its..... Dragon scale armour. That means smithing 100 :)

  • well jesse,youve seem to have forgotten to place this video on the skyrim playlist,oh and just some helpful advice...FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jesse there was a fox standing next to a mammoth while you were looting at the giants camp

  • Dovahkiin! Did nothing!... dx

  • I friggin' knew that the foxes sitting and smoking pipe would be the starting pic

  • allie is a magical girl in a horse disquise just so you know

  • the "charges" system is fucking bullshit, why put a restriction on a FUN item

  • @Zralf Once you get the black star (unbreakable soul gem) then you stop noticing it.

  • Jesse: "Nothing shall distract me from destroying your evil queen- Oh oh oh oh! A satchel~"

    Skyrim is doomed.

  • Jasse:"he got shot in the head 12 times how is he still...?

    i guess he's undead so never mind."

    me:"hi Jesse quick question how do you kill a zombie in most of the movies?

    yeah shoot him in the head/chop his head off"

  • 1:58 Meekos inner rage!  Rofl

  • The water has a race?

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  • BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

  • what is this? mammoth chesse??? EWWWW....ewwwwww.....ewwwwww..­... YES

  • Oh his "horns" are huge alright Jesse

    Heh heh heh

  • 29:28 Damn you!

  • YOU ARE A PIRATE

  • My Definition of Spriggon: My Worst Enemy

  • *Jump down big pit*

    his companion to him: DAMN YOU!

  • 26:32

    lol he killed that dude twice

    XD

  • Regular Fox= leads you to good places. White foxes= leads you to death.

  • @Kali3P What do black/grey foxes do?

  • @Kali3P but what about megan fox

  • :O :OOOO a stone ! A STOOONE ! OMG a stone ! ( as he walks a mountain wich is a GIANT rock) :DDDDDDD

  • Poor Meeko... turned in a Daedra and then fos ro dah'd in one episode :c

  • jesse go back and loot ur enemys

  • we want more wabbajack!!!!! TO BE use on evil foxes!! :D

    

  • I hope im not the only one repeatedly watching him turn Meeko into a Daedra knight and enjoying his reaction..... :P

  • jesse start stormcloak rebelion. its badass

  • She rewatches My Little Pony...Dont ask how its possible in for a horse to watch tv in a mideval fantasy setting....It just is.

  • I used to comment on videos like this then I took a fus to the face

  • Oh god why did he fus Meeko I can't stop laughing!!

  • JESSE DA RAPER

  • Jesse, if your throat hurts, how're your knees? ;D

  • @MrGreenDayFan1998 no comment

  • No more getting distracted! Oh, hanging moss.

  • this vid is not in the skyrim playlist jesse if im correct

  • oh my that guy

  • Jesse, increase your pickpocketing so you can get the 100 more carrying space buff.

  • Whenever Jesse see's the symbol for a tomb, the arch and pillars with a vertical line on top, he should go.

  • "sorry meeks.. DOH SHIETT!"

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  • always fire arrows while crouching and "hidden", it does more damage and you can improve your sneak skill too!

  • Jesse you idiot why didn't u go across the drawbridge

  • 32:22 for free flying meeko

  • tree place = a lake ?

  • jesse u can press m to travel while in cities

  • press 9

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  • OMFG he intentionally fired the staff at Meeko! Either I'm a genius or I'm jumping to conclusions. I'll go with the former.

  • aw shit he's about to go do this potema thing and get dragon armor,its funny because I just got dragon armor,I just did that potema quest,and I'm level 33.I'm pretty sure he's level 33 too.Jeez,its like we are doing the same stuff,only difference is I got dragon armor before him.Btw I collect flowers and other stuff too.

  • jesse DAEDRIC ARMOR IS BETTER THAN DRAGON ARMOR STAT WISE ALSO LOOK WISE

  • @killeragent1 Jesse doesn't like having heavy armour because all the heavy armour will weigh him down.

  • @killeragent1 Daedric armor is heavy armor, and Jesse uses light armor. Besides, dragonscale armor is fine. I have about 50 light armor skill and three points in the tree and i have over 500 armor with upgraded dragonscale.

  • @killeragent1 That's not always true since both heavy armor and light armor have pros and cons, BUT since one of lights armors more important pros is that its good for sneaking (which Jesse never does) you have a point that he would benefit more from heavy armor. Still light armor is better for other play styles, but no, daeric is not "better stat wise"

  • @killeragent1 He should only make Deedric Weapons if he's going light armor.

  • @2001cats yes but if he wants the light dragon armor he has to go all the way around the skill tree to be able to unlock daedric weapons you cant just just to it from dragon armour

  • @MattyMo1991 I know.

  • First Jesse deflowers a town, now he's demushrooming caves? I think there needs to be a talk about this...

  • lol would have been hilarius if he got the one hit kill on his allies

  • oh god xD

  • JESSE that sheogorath is YOUR character from TES4 Oblivion

  • Jesse, use the staff! It is fun!

  • This is the most focused Jessie has ever been in his skyrim videos. I guess when he is sick he becomes more focused.

  • i was sure you would come up with a taproot joke... and btw jesse i noticed you aren't using your shouts very often...

  • I was rolling at 32:20

  • Is it toooooo much to ask for one Skyrim video per day :(

  • 9:10 *Sees white fox in the background*

    No....no.....NOOO! Damn it Jesse, you just have to chase the white fox...

  • jesse make your self a quest to collect 200 musshrums

  • if you want to see something funny click 07:32 when he says "a pirate king" and wait till you see lizzy go weird then click again and again... still makes me laugh

  • I especially like your rendition of the Wolfmother song, almost got me up dancing!

  • i wanna see jesse get deadra armour >:D

  • @TheBaconcraft

    he's using light armor

  • jesse plaze kill more ppl and less looting

  • OMFG Jesse gets the sickest kill cams. When he was killing the ritual master he stabbed her through the back while lizze shot an arrow through her chest, AT THE SAME TIME! That bitch got OWNED!!

  • Once again, Jessie walks through the content no trouble at all. How is it everything he does is so easy for him?

  • JESSE COX I COME FROM THE FUU!TURE! In the future, Skyrim is a living! primitive, reality! And people have gained cultural identity through the way of "!"! The Skyrim of today is just a prototype! a shoddy! shoddy! prototype! We all went to Daggerfall, is what I'm saying. You can tell it's urgent because it didn!t use an exclamation mark!

  • @porterleete yes, your very clever arent you

  • I wish Youtube subscriptions weren't so broken. I thought you stopped making Skyrim videos for a month there; finally clicked to your channel and found you'd gone from 31 to 37. Bah @ Youtube!

  • @Hellfire99X me to and for some reason i cant like koments

  • @Hellfire99X You're pissed!? I would LOVE to have 8 episodes of Skyrim I haven't seen :D

  • I've the kobe commercial on every channel except slyfoxhound's. WTF! 

  • Whoever makes the fan art is a fucking genius. My god I was laughing!

  • how did u open the chest that had a master lvl lock on it without having to pick it?

  • @condemnedsnake

    He had a key for it.

  • @SadhuSatana666 ah lol makes sense at first i was like wtf.figured it was a mod or a code or something then he picked a lock later int he vid

  • that staff unleashes the fury within meekos heart that is really how he thinks of u... what have u been doing to your dog?

  • Jesse can you please have a regular upload schedule?

  • i need to vent this sooooo...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO i died right when i killed alduin!!!!!!!!

  • Methinks we will be fighting werewolves soon.

  • "we cant get distracted anymore!"

    1 second left,,,

    "ooh! coins in the ground!"

  • How does he swap his weapons like that?

  • @damnifail he plays skyrim on his computer, so he has a whole bunch of things macro'd to his keyboard

  • jesse...can i be your friend ;(?

  • Press 9 for major lulz

  • USE YOUR SHOUT!!!!!

  • @MultiCrag7 MORE

  • Allie has probably already killed Alduin.

  • Do you like bees?!?

  • Man I used the wabbajack on some random guy in town before and it turned him into a pile of coins and then it put his ghost next to the pile of coins looking at them like what the fuck just happened. it was great.

  • you can recharge any staff or enchanted weapon using soul gems

  • @bdk336 Is that an innuendo? Or an in-your-endo?

  • @bdk336 Ok, I just reread your comment. I thought it said, "you can recharge MY staff or enchanted weapon using soul gems."

  • comon go on guys we gotta hurry nothing shall distract us uhhh money on the floor

  • when i started seen this then you use it on your dog i nearly shat my pants

  • WTF is going on with the ads on the side? They keep playing their sound over the videos I watch.

  • Epic Wabbajack effects are epic.

  • make more and longer videos

  • Maybe if u didn't TAKE EVERYTHING! Ud be fine