BWAHAHAHAHA !!! This happened to me once, maybe you should have wrote all characters are fictional and any resemblance is strictly coincidental and unintentional. 5/5 BWAHAHAHAHA !!!
That is some funny stuff! lmao!! Camelia La Texana rules! Love the song! ha,ha! You made this video 1000 times better by using that song!! Its by Los Tigres Del Norte. Thanks for the video.
Who did the music and why didn't you credit them in your end credits? If you want people to support your art you must support/acknowledge theirs. Good luck, fun video.
U Rock - A gay guy I knew was dating a cop - he left his butt naked and tied to a chair when he found the guys wedding pics - What a treat for his wife to find.
That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. I wish you had Your own show, I would watch you every day!!! Funnnnnnnnnnnny! International passaporrrrrte Funny Funny Funny!!! I can;t stop laughing!!!!
That was the best video I've seen on here! For only the third time in my life I laughed out loud. Once. I didn't go nuts and make an ass out of myself or anything. Well, maybe a little bit. Okay, I made a complete fucking fool of myself. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!
"I got hoes, I got hoes" lmao! NickyNik I swear that the john character is my old boss to a tee! He was this too perfect/upstanding guy who gave off such a creepy perv vibe!
FUNNNNY!!!! The look on your face as soon as you get a good look at this creature of the night is priceless. hahahaha! That's life in the big city of dreams. Great acting! hahahaha! This video made my day, thanks!! By the way, did you get some chocha or peepee at least?
Nicky, you are talented and very funny. I don't quite understand why you are getting involved with that talentless hack scam artist mrsafety, but you don't need him or anyone else on here. You're light years ahead of those guys. They are scamming manipulative scumbags, you are TRUE talent! Thats the difference!
Funny, although I really didn't like the initial phone conversation. Come on NickyNik, you can be more original than that! Plus what $10 for 20 minutes motel is going to have a futon?
I hate to say it, but this is your worst try, it was bound to happen eventually...even Seinfeld, South Park, The Cosby Show, and etc. have some bad episodes once and a while.
ok buddy...what was bad about the phone convo? it was hilarious...it has the connotation of the "john" being the characteristic "good guy" and it establises his character perfectly...As far as the motel issue, the only thing I could come up with is that you know more about $10 for 20 minutes hotels than any of us never will, so in conclusion: "All hail Cobrapete, King of cheap-ass motels and transexual hookers."
Oh, You caught me, damn! I was hoping I could get away with it....Come on, seriously, I would be willing to bet $100 that there is no motel or hotel on the face of this earth using a futon...
this is stupid>>>In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
The next movie I make is going to show an atheist in a bad light. I am getting tired of the stereotyping of religious people as being amoral. I know it's supposed to be a comedy, but the sum total of all of these movies is derogatory to people with beliefs. If you think its OK to bash someone just because you don't believe the same things they do then you have some serious problems.
I don't mean to imply that the author of this video is anti-religious or atheist with my previous comments. Sorry to single out this video, but it seems common place for videos to stereotype visibly religious people as hypocrites who are amoral. Thanks.
I love your stuff. You manage to blend other top rated videos into your own special world. "Where is Daniel? Nicynik Knows!" is your best. No, wait, maybe this one is.
wat a great video, and i like that whole showing the end and then how you got there tihng, I am sure there is a word for it but i dont know it. Foreshadowing?? or something like that
lol,
how could you not notice it was a guy? lmao
Perisher21 2 years ago
looool
nice!
0815tobey 2 years ago
that hooker was HAWT... what was his hesitation all about?
racinvr8 2 years ago
1:14 :-)
realleo11 3 years ago
hahahaha xDD the lil gul is ADORABLE!!! XD I JUST WANNA HUG HER XDDD oh and LOL!!!!!!!!!1
fireqween 3 years ago 2
BWAHAHAHAHA !!! This happened to me once, maybe you should have wrote all characters are fictional and any resemblance is strictly coincidental and unintentional. 5/5 BWAHAHAHAHA !!!
lousydirtbag 3 years ago
i cant believe it that was so good lol i already subscribed so all i can do is give you 5 stars
BenTile 3 years ago
Hillarious!
link0587 3 years ago
haha this one is soooo good!
wubanger 3 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha
DooomWolf 3 years ago
South to Acapulko :D:D:D im not shure about the spelling :P
ajkiikja 3 years ago
Camelia La Texana LOL
esk89ld 3 years ago
Still cracks me up, so sick!
KenwoodKlown 3 years ago
I agree with "huntermann", You should credit the band, it's the least you could do.
blueguy2006j 4 years ago
lmfao...hey nick i take it back...keep doing what youre doin...hilarious...you made a new fan with this video...peace...
beanerboy86 4 years ago
take you round the world baby
chidoriXkitty666 4 years ago
Some video director's picked up streetwalkers before. Hahaha. XD too damn funny. Sick. Funny. Perverted. Milk Spittle on Monitor. XD
nickschuyler 4 years ago
Crazy stuff! Thank's
boyprodegy 4 years ago
That is some funny stuff! lmao!! Camelia La Texana rules! Love the song! ha,ha! You made this video 1000 times better by using that song!! Its by Los Tigres Del Norte. Thanks for the video.
ramirezhelpsout 4 years ago
keep it up!!!!!
dronus 4 years ago
hallarious, ps- nice panties.
justchele 4 years ago
lol hahaha
MarkeyMark2 4 years ago
Who did the music and why didn't you credit them in your end credits? If you want people to support your art you must support/acknowledge theirs. Good luck, fun video.
HunterMann 4 years ago 2
Well, it's like the old saying goes...
"You get what you pay for."
regularguy5mb 4 years ago
waht ever happened to "Eye for Talent?
fringehip 4 years ago
i read your words and they hurt my insides like lightening from the cloud that hurt my people
HattAttack 4 years ago
ok so whatever happened to his movie "Eye for Talent"?
fringehip 4 years ago
lol....karma
ten4prod 4 years ago
lmmfao! w t f? LMMFAO!
inkedwithholes 4 years ago
I got ho's........I got ho's!! LMAO!!!!!!!!
Sandycheeks1968 4 years ago
This is so funny. You should have made it waking up all groggy and your kidney missing like on FX.
cgtlv 4 years ago
lol...that happened to me last weekend
gh3770android 4 years ago 2
what???? 4 reallllllllllllllll..lol.LOL.
linkinpark4everfan 4 years ago
heheheh
parisiansock 4 years ago
Then ha can learn it !!!!
KGeert 4 years ago
Almost as good as the sex suit but not as funny as Oh Deer...
gardnjw 4 years ago
HAHA!
johnneotaku4life 4 years ago
LMAO! The screaming into the cell was too funny!
Sugartalker 4 years ago
You seem to have a hard time keeping your clothes on. Subscribed!
beensfield 4 years ago
ahahaha WOW
scooter952 4 years ago
5 stars again...your good and nice shorts
LUVMYKID136 4 years ago
Lmao!!!! Come on Nick why did you call your Daughter :) You should've called 911 instead Lmao just tell the news reporters to not put you on Camera!
knuckles305786 4 years ago
Awesome funny. "how I kno' u aint a cop?" HAHAHAHAGHAhahaha! :)
LivingDog94 4 years ago
hehek, that was good.
Greekmustard666 4 years ago
what a mean hooker, i mean she's bad :)
xiaozozo 4 years ago
THIS IS AWSOME!!! 5 STARS! you, should be a real actor! shitttt this was like a movie or something! awwsome! lol
reggaetonrapper 4 years ago
" I got hoes, I got hoes" rofl
KenwoodKlown 4 years ago
''What do you want my name to be'' lol thats great.
VeeGeneix 4 years ago
my fave--the tape on the glasses.
slsteinman 4 years ago
YOu do ROCK, you are funny as hell man!!
angeliquestarsmommy 4 years ago
U Rock - A gay guy I knew was dating a cop - he left his butt naked and tied to a chair when he found the guys wedding pics - What a treat for his wife to find.
granitepeace 4 years ago
You're a MASTER of this realm!!! Loved it!
ctcrashdummy 4 years ago
Another great video!
riverkee 4 years ago
Haha, this is another instant classic! great music at the end.
wubanger 4 years ago
Great stuff man
shonco 4 years ago
That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. I wish you had Your own show, I would watch you every day!!! Funnnnnnnnnnnny! International passaporrrrrte Funny Funny Funny!!! I can;t stop laughing!!!!
pumpbitches 4 years ago
I love you man... You never cease to make me laugh.
saciron 5 years ago
you are fricken hilarious
dija82 5 years ago
ha ha tighty whitey
PCBIZNUSS 5 years ago
Haha, good stuff. Next time, spoil yourself and look for the 25 dollar girl!
sabernat 5 years ago
HILAROUS
xVettex 5 years ago
great job nick! i'll see ya in nyc buddy
charlestrippy 5 years ago
Thats what you get for being involved with church groups.
jungletekno 5 years ago
(mini throw up) That was classic.
sassafraz70 5 years ago
haha that was ace :D
Smithmiester9 5 years ago
LMFFFAO!
demetanne 5 years ago
That was the best video I've seen on here! For only the third time in my life I laughed out loud. Once. I didn't go nuts and make an ass out of myself or anything. Well, maybe a little bit. Okay, I made a complete fucking fool of myself. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!
Fuckssakeman 5 years ago
how are you not nominated for youtube awards?
candycakeshake 5 years ago
Hey, you know, not bad! Maybe a little more about what happens *after* the event. Pretty funny.
quintios 5 years ago
LOL *breath* LOL...
file83 5 years ago
Very creative. How much time do you take to write content, scout locations and the other typical issues? Good job. Keep 'em coming.
HazletNJ 5 years ago
So thats what that nose is good for. Yuck, Yuck, Yuck. Ur crafty that way. Cheers Big Ears!
Jensam5 5 years ago
"I got hoes, I got hoes" lmao! NickyNik I swear that the john character is my old boss to a tee! He was this too perfect/upstanding guy who gave off such a creepy perv vibe!
KenwoodKlown 5 years ago
FUNNNNY!!!! The look on your face as soon as you get a good look at this creature of the night is priceless. hahahaha! That's life in the big city of dreams. Great acting! hahahaha! This video made my day, thanks!! By the way, did you get some chocha or peepee at least?
deus555 5 years ago
Nickynik ! your videos are great !! I really wonder how you get all your funny inpirations ! :) Keep up the good work Nick !
sylvaingallagher 5 years ago
The question is....how come the potato didnt have a cameo?
iwlc 5 years ago
Can't stop watching this one! Friggen hilarious!
KenwoodKlown 5 years ago
Doesn't NickyNik look good in those tighty-whiteys!!
slsteinman 5 years ago
Ahhhh--nothing like NickyNik to brighten my day.
slsteinman 5 years ago
Nickynik that was dam funny
6bern4 5 years ago
I got ho's ROFLMAO!
Sandycheeks1968 5 years ago
Nicky, you are talented and very funny. I don't quite understand why you are getting involved with that talentless hack scam artist mrsafety, but you don't need him or anyone else on here. You're light years ahead of those guys. They are scamming manipulative scumbags, you are TRUE talent! Thats the difference!
kokku2 5 years ago
I GOT HO's
Lunchbox725 5 years ago
best on youtube...nickynick...superb as usual..
dougm1971 5 years ago
Funny, although I really didn't like the initial phone conversation. Come on NickyNik, you can be more original than that! Plus what $10 for 20 minutes motel is going to have a futon?
I hate to say it, but this is your worst try, it was bound to happen eventually...even Seinfeld, South Park, The Cosby Show, and etc. have some bad episodes once and a while.
cobrapete302 5 years ago
ok buddy...what was bad about the phone convo? it was hilarious...it has the connotation of the "john" being the characteristic "good guy" and it establises his character perfectly...As far as the motel issue, the only thing I could come up with is that you know more about $10 for 20 minutes hotels than any of us never will, so in conclusion: "All hail Cobrapete, King of cheap-ass motels and transexual hookers."
Lunchbox725 5 years ago
Oh, You caught me, damn! I was hoping I could get away with it....Come on, seriously, I would be willing to bet $100 that there is no motel or hotel on the face of this earth using a futon...
cobrapete302 5 years ago
the point that I'm trying to make is that who gives a shit??
Lunchbox725 5 years ago
fuck off
iwlc 5 years ago
eat me, pussy
iwlc 5 years ago
did I mention - fuck off
iwlc 5 years ago
AHHHHH HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! SICK WICKED FUNNY! "I'll see you in 20 min. down at the clinic" That shit is funny as hell!
KenwoodKlown 5 years ago
I've decided! This is going to the Best of the Best file! This is a great video, I could care less how disturbing it is, this is genius! LMAO!
Sandycheeks1968 5 years ago
I couldn't stop laughing when the music went on towards the end =) Absolutely hilarious all around... even if it's a dark/semi disturbing humor
LongbowHawk 5 years ago
jajajajaj that was Great Nik! was that Los Tigres Del Norte Playing? lol...
CuteBeaner 5 years ago
awsome nik
ironman52241 5 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is stupid>>>In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
repost 3 times to be saved
dude12345677 5 years ago
OMG LMAO I loved it. In was watching that video w/ the little girl the other day...your too funny
Littlewitch71667 5 years ago
hahahhaa :D pure nik ;D
Jackhammer01 5 years ago
thats fucked up...i hope you die to someone who molest you, you fucking prick
1epic1 5 years ago
OMG! That was freakin hilarious! Fabulous! I give you International passport for 2 tens!!!!
Sandycheeks1968 5 years ago
Dude - you are talented, funny... and very disturbing.
You have a dark gift. Well - that's all the time I have... I'm off to my men's bible study group... wish me luck!
ChiefCrunchy 5 years ago
loool
moh6969 5 years ago
I'd like to see you do a video where the potato shifts to the back, then someone kicks the hell out of your ass to the tune "Mashed Potato Time"
Damiano54 5 years ago
Great Production! 5 easy stars to you!
Montagraph 5 years ago
lol the little girl was sooo cute
emadkkk 5 years ago
5/5 Ha ha!!!
freakmitt 5 years ago
Did he pee in your butt?
PsychoBlack 5 years ago
[Shocking comment to attract traffic to my 3 shitty, Jackass-ripoff videos]
jizzmatic2000 5 years ago
that was epic. 5 stars.
thereverie 5 years ago
LOVE THIS DUDE!!! 5 Stars!! (Wish they had 10 stars)!
Themilkman27 5 years ago
'got my bible thing tonight"
5 Stars
jomich22 5 years ago
this was great lol
axepicole 5 years ago
nickynik you are one twisted dude
fnordly 5 years ago
LMAO
JagGirl38 5 years ago
That was GREAT!
summerh 5 years ago
great!
timidgothica 5 years ago
Link.Think.Wake up.Show up.
and wake up others ....
terrorpets google it : D
terrorpets 5 years ago
OMG :|
DID YOU DIDNT SAW THAT WHAS A GUY
norbert704 5 years ago
The next movie I make is going to show an atheist in a bad light. I am getting tired of the stereotyping of religious people as being amoral. I know it's supposed to be a comedy, but the sum total of all of these movies is derogatory to people with beliefs. If you think its OK to bash someone just because you don't believe the same things they do then you have some serious problems.
mutualdisdain 5 years ago
I don't mean to imply that the author of this video is anti-religious or atheist with my previous comments. Sorry to single out this video, but it seems common place for videos to stereotype visibly religious people as hypocrites who are amoral. Thanks.
mutualdisdain 5 years ago
So funnny!
crimeanwomen 5 years ago
O my god I am going to die laughing.
coolbabe8099 5 years ago
nhahahahah~
420smokeymcpot 5 years ago
instant classic, saving to favorites
Mystery69 5 years ago
i hate when men dress as women, i'm not fussy enough to notice til it's 2 late!
lazymornings 5 years ago
Funny!!
agbar713 5 years ago
Did you run into William Sledd out there? I hear he's big into your YOUTUBE!!!
lesmcluffalotagain 5 years ago
William Sledd was probably the transvestite hooker one block down.
ljake2003 5 years ago
LMAO ugly dude
roleram 5 years ago
haha brilliant
Martyncuz 5 years ago
hey, man...you shouldn't have called home! baaaaad mistake!
jughead22 5 years ago
I got hoeeess,I got hoeeeeesssss lmao.
rezzertr 5 years ago
LMFAO...you are the KING!
Wavrider 5 years ago
Bwwhahahaha! XD
seachell 5 years ago
lmfao ahaha that was awesome :P you rock!!
ArcticFox90 5 years ago
good job!
gisivideos 5 years ago
lol no way you started singing that song lol....
pikestank 5 years ago
haha nickynick, this is truly AMAZING !
theCro 5 years ago
Brilliant!
Buliwif32 5 years ago
You know I love you. What the hell are you doing with that whore?
scandalousjen 5 years ago
awesome.
sholder10 5 years ago
Uahahaha, LOL! I love when you use reference to other videos :D
ridd1e 5 years ago
Great Stuff!! Wish you made vids more often. They are so much better than anyone elses. Love You!
cynlynj 5 years ago
Ha Ha Ha!
madcitygork 5 years ago
lmfao aww that little girl is soo adorable
haha awesome video to
justintfan 5 years ago
hahaha i love you. :)
amyjess 5 years ago
damn, thats what happen to me too in Mexico
hangover71 5 years ago
another amazing video!!!!
XD
plumpspork 5 years ago
Thanks for another great nickynik moment guy. Keep the video's coming.
Akkraka 5 years ago
Finally a really funny one
laxguy1 5 years ago
awesome!!!
smackentosh 5 years ago
LOL, thats wat happens.
tallchica62 5 years ago
yes sooooo funny!!
XxMareBearxX 5 years ago
I love your stuff. You manage to blend other top rated videos into your own special world. "Where is Daniel? Nicynik Knows!" is your best. No, wait, maybe this one is.
livelifealwaystoo 5 years ago
wat a great video, and i like that whole showing the end and then how you got there tihng, I am sure there is a word for it but i dont know it. Foreshadowing?? or something like that
rdelaney 5 years ago
Florida!
5 stars + international passaporte
dafien 5 years ago
you just cant trust red-heads!
tonygem 5 years ago
Who's pac man? Funny video!
JayZoop 5 years ago
Hillarious!!!
peglol 5 years ago
amaizing
Azazelxdan 5 years ago
that was great nick, i always look forward to your vids they never fail to cheer me up!
bexysitch666 5 years ago
Nickynik, this was a real entertaining video! I love it!
Five stars are not enough. (faved!)
gruessli 5 years ago
Oh Lord, such craziness. Such wonderful, awesome craziness...
Magnulus 5 years ago
haha funny shit
Cheddar323 5 years ago
where's the twist?
isselman2000 5 years ago
ay, pac-man is one hot papi chulo!
iluvvw 5 years ago
5 stars
2005muzzy 5 years ago
you all look so "schnuckelig" -- vids are alot of fun
hildegard55 5 years ago
Good stuff. "How do I know you're not a cop". Guess cops don't know the potato goes in the front.
hanz787 5 years ago
how come most of your videos contain you half naked and still succeed to make me laugh my butt off?
semourbutts 5 years ago
ahha wow thats what you thought of when you saw the video of that little girl? haha this was great
ctc803 5 years ago
HAHAHAAH OMG. Laughing Out Loud!
apachedisco 5 years ago
hilarious as always!
hippie4ever 5 years ago
you are a funny man... funny man...
leojd 5 years ago
You're in a league of your own.
jayess 5 years ago
5² stars! So funny, and i loved the music. :D
gembay 5 years ago
lmao
FootballFan13 5 years ago