Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 28]

[evanescencelover97]

This was posted on my birthday!!!

[Johnny54411]

GROSS, Juicy watermelons+Fish= WTF AM I EATING?

[elmonotemochick555]

Now everytime I hear someone sing Mary had a little lamb... I'll always think of this.

[MsParakeetlover101]

i loved how you sang lamb :)

[isayhionthe75]

What happened to you and liketotallyawesome...

It's only Phil now

[LOSTinAAR]

You have a face like Jared Leto, hair like Nick Wheeler and a body like Zac Efron. You're kinda perfect.

[skinnyjeansareforme]

omg love ur singing i know u werent tryingi dont think bu t it was perdy good

[lizardbreatification]

beastiality, yeah! =D

[EpicMalena98]

If you had to choose between a male stripper with aids, or a black guy to ass fuck you, which would you choose? and you have to choose one or we all die.

[HappyCyclopsKitty]

If you woke up one morning and discovered that one of your arms was now a rainbow unicorn attached to your shoulder, what would you do?

[laughworldpeace]

if a zebra had no stripes would it still be a zebra or a horse?

[ChaoticRitachi12]

Mary Had a Little Lamb sounded country. Lol.

[jinxx249]

That's the BEST version of 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' EVER! ;D

[awesomeness00121]

THEN COVER IT WITH FISH!!!!!!

[NightcoreXrap3]

He made this on my birthday :D

lmfao

just cover it in fish.

[tHePuRLeBam98]

in Alabama it is illegal to play dominos on sunday

[cherrayrich]

nice singing

[gaiaonlineisthebest]

"then CoVer it in fish!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dearprinceofmine]

you look high in this dude haha ! (: lol

[Surena310]

He's not that funny

[lionsfromnantucket]

Whaaaaaaat? You have an amazing voice even when you purposely try to make it sound bad...e_0

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

This looks so green screened.

[aluminumhallow]

@MySpaceBarsBroken0o .......that's because it is green screened

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

@aluminumhallow OMG really?!?!

[Hannibaa]

That was...the most beautiful rendition of mary had a little lamb..I have ever heard...

[FloffleMuffin]

O_O watermelon and fish.......

[Trex5665]

man i love these videos! i love stayin home sick cause i can watch all of them!!!!!

[MrMurad1234]

motherfucking youtube ads 20-30 sec long

[mhesss337258]

I love your singing!!

[DessaBiebs]

You would be an awesome singer.

[Imperialdestruction1]

DIE MOTHER>FUCKER

[EmoChixNeedLuv2]

u kno who's retarded! fred!hes fuckin......oh shit hes right behind me with his pekineses

[oreolicious7]

seee, swifty can sing. did you hear that heavenly voice?

[purplekiki888]

how old are you dude 

[HanHansell]

Totally uploaded on my birthday =D

Bestiality \n yeah!

[blinkythe1]

@HanHansell That's my birthday too! :D lol

[HanHansell]

@blinkythe1 w00t! =D

[pinksadi13]

LIONS RULE!! LOL!! How dare you discrimnate lions, swifty???!! LOL!!!

[TheSimone2220]

is it just me or my computer is lagging? or maybe swifty isnt just a recording and him moving his lips...?

[lovelykara22]

OMG. I love you. Father my babies? (:

[angelcfd1]

hahahaaaha im goinnggg to helll

[WolfRunnerX15]

BESTIALITY WIN

[xxxZoeyLovelyxxx]

OMG I have been watching Swifty for THREE hours!!! Damn your funniness! Lol but seriously, UR ADDICTING! haha

[wolflover1235]

omg the irony! the add on the side was for national geographic.. Big cat week. It had the picture of a lion XD

[TheKimberleyEve]

cookie means vagina.

[xXAlienangelXx]

twloha<3

write it somewhere it will stick:]

[Dakexrex]

@rainerroxxursoxx still doesn't answer my quiestion

[HalinaGielleIzumi]

Happy November 13th!! :)

[MegaBacktalk]

"Bacause sometimes I masturba... did u just call me old? Bwahahahaaaaaaaa I'm an old man. : ( ". Lolololol

[AlexEvanslvr666]

haha best of both worlds XD

[dirtyharry594]

hes already answered the vigina taste question before

[lushaaloma]

holiday dating site # lushfmlk.info #

[absolutlisa]

Swifty, your description of what vagina taste like really made me worried. Are you sure that the girl was... clean? And I mean "clean" as in all possible ways you can imagine. I mean, Fish-watermelon? Eww!

[jools1243]

your voice.. is sex.

[rudiejudie]

dang i got a load of homework but i don't care (i'm screwed)

[TehAccentra]

I'd love to have 50,000 kids with you, Swifty.

[AjaEmo]

That's because sometimes i mastur-WAIT! Did you just call me old??? TWLOHA is great, it's awesome that you support =D Beasty-ality is my new favorite word

[Zextyama]

you sounded black when you sang

it was awesome

[squirrelflight95]

My birthday is November 13th :)

[Akaochan]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!



[lordtay3]

Wow you accually sounded amazing when you sang Mary had a little lamb

[bkth69]

you have a dick behind you LMAO

[DancergurlCSDA101]

Bestiality YEAH! haha mamde me laughr...but i don't know why '_^

[MakeMeBelieve100]

You actually sounded amazing when you sang marry had a little lamb! You kinda sounded like the lead singer from creed though... not saying that band is bad because they are not. Anyhooo I am getting annoying with my long comments... You rock and keep up with the good work!

[mspurpleflyingmonkey]

Yay fer the rainbow game!!!!

[ithascome612]

beastiality! yeah!

[goombaslayer]

its 3:21 in the morning. I have school in the morning. Why the hell am i watching this.

[TaliaFoxx]

@goombaslayer Ahh it's 1:42 A.M Here and I'm watching this too xD

[XxMentalMilesxX]

@goombaslayer Cause swifty is tight!

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@goombaslayer Because school blows, duh! Move tocali and become quasi-famous, date a model, and try not to get a hernia from her boney hips jabbing you violently in the gut as you pound her sweet sweet poon.

[mizccpressley]

@VHTLtdDimarzio

Can't you just picture Daniel Tosh saying that?

[Helloilization]

@VHTLtdDimarzio Add Mayonnaise?

[angelo14leo]

@goombaslayer

Because its ASK SWIFTY!!!!!! :D

[ArsonWolf]

@goombaslayer hehe

nice

[ThisMissLovesYou]

@goombaslayer cuz its fuckin awsome

[mrbila20]

@goombaslayer bcs its awsome

[LEGiTxCHiCK]

Towards the end of the video, I swear his mouth wasn't matching the words.

[BeQuietAndDrive1624]

Interspecies Erotica Fucko! Hahahahahahaha

[demoncry54]

3.30 -matts brain- HELL IM TRAPED IN YOUR COMPUTER

[thegamerzadvocate006]

ahh swifty. only you can ruin our childhoods with your dirty nursery rhymes and such...oh wait, the entire INTERNET is dedicated to ruining childhoods! silly me! :P

[mizzjustinbieber12]

U sing good :)

[TheDaviMan]

"how come baby is not on that liast?"

[coolmama234]

this was uploaded on my birfday =)

[Rockstarsinger59]

haha the add on the aon this video for me was could your child's disability couldve been prevented 

[katzrul6]

DeFranco is the shit, so glad to hear you know his channel (and are on it of course)

[lostdata23]

bahah duhfault xD sickest accent evar

[DumbAndDumber120654]

i feel so special, you said my name^_^

[LanaTheIguana]

"hold up-that's the weirdest guitar hero controller I've ever seen!"

Lmfaoo!! That's exactly what I thought

XD

[AFProductions2010]

These videos are funny as ever, but what's up with all the dicktalk, lol, jk. sweet vids,onision's somewhat cool to, but havn't seen funny shit like

[steph2479]

OMFG...for no reason, I was just writing love on my arm...then he said that it was write love on your arm day....NO JOKE...

[Aviebaybe]

"looks like Im getting the best of both worlds"xD

[ForeverEmoKidd]

best song ever and wat a beautiful voice :) 

[SwSMtM]

@Bakura2385 i use mine with A1 delicous :D

[ZombieDragon117]

You better be happy that AmazingPhil wasnt there for that lion Q.

[ShaneFTW66]

Cough.."pube...dont know how tht got there" Such a Shane Dawson thing to say :P :)

[xxTheOddDisasterxx]

@alyssalemons45 No Comment. You Are WAYY WRONG. Lmfao! It's Kind Of Pathetic!

[twilightfreak8520]

the myspace picture thing is soo true haha

[daniellenicoled]

Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin, you go random little boy!

[Elva458]

2:42 Why did i say that in weird voice?

Swifty...you say EVERYTHING witn weird voice;)

[yunanagisa]

Im an OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!

[nightcrawler998]

You sang Mary had a little lamb like you were from nickel back :D

[NovaSerenade]

hey i h8 that u got less funny

[TheJennyShow1]

i love you and you WILL love me and we'll have a big farm and fity thousand kids O_O lol

[Brodystone8]

Mary had a little lamb who's penis she did blow

[Dayzha611]

ha you get alot of the same questions

[RunFromTheNight]

THEN COVER IT IN FISH!!

[adolfom16]

swiftkaratechop is awesome with random sauce and dead babies ;)

[TheStingray456]

U r NOT an old man! U r only like 19 or 20 right?

[Gothgrl102]

@TheStingray456 21. :D

[no1caresanymore]

Miley Cyrus DOES have a penis.....I'm pretty sure

[iCeeyBoI]

@no1caresanymore I KNOW she has a vagina (even have a photo)

[cheddarhead14]

thats my moms birthday

[ashleighBeeBee123]

mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow...

yea, mary had a little lamb, whose penis she did blow

YEA!

hahaha!! I LOVE YOU MATT! <3

[MetallicaSkater4]

hey that day was my brothers birthday... whats wierd is that its friday 13. where have u heard that from?........

[adidasgame123321]

you have a awsome sing talent



[LivandJew]

mary had a little lamb whos SKEET was white as snow, mary had a little lamb whos penis she would blow ;D

[peeps129]

yer a good singer,like tobby keefe

[AbbieLicksRainbows]

wait...

if he has pubes that means he doesn't shave

....right?

[ShelBeccah]

Tht was epic

[TortureMeMore]

beastiality! yea! lol!!

[SurferBoi1]

The vag tasting like watermelon/fish is a jo koy thing isnt it? TV REPOST

[powermadmonkey]

you shud make an im goin to hell shirt

or sumthin like that



[ijoinedthemcrmy]

why are ppl hitting on you via internet. and WILL NEVER MEET YOU.

[huntsclan101]

He is still better then justin beiber.

[The12215171]

Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow Mary had a little lamb who's penis she did blow!!

[KillerCrackInACan]

Is that by chance, banjo kazoooie music in the background?

because it sounds oddly familiar...

[powermadmonkey]

@KillerCrackInACan well, someone needs a life wont say who.

(site does that 4 me)

nice vid btw :)

[Taurenofhell13]

you scare the fuckin shit out of me swifty

[guitarobsession1565]

my friend told me to stop watching ask swifty videos because she thought she was going to get AIDs just from watching them. just thought you might want to know c:

[TokioHotelFreakLove]

i cant drink anything while watchin him casue i almost spit it out

[onisionfan88]

LOL!!!

[nevershoutbeckyxD]

"tell ur mom to quit changing lipstick colors shes making my dick look like a rainbow" hahhaha ;D dam

[MiissNiikkiila]

i loved the Mary had a little lamb, i peed my pants laughing! LOL

[CRAZYDOUDE]

how old is swifty?

[polarbear199106]

what  don't like watermelon :(

[AlexanderLudwigFan1]

THATS MY BDAY!!! NOVEMBER 13!

[iSmokeBOWLZ]

you look sooooo baked... your eyes r so red.. your defiently high. LMFAO

[FAILitwasEPIC]

Yew turn me on o,.o

[TinyTeaza2k7]

and cover it in fish ! xD

[XxXxCOOKXxXx]

The end was the BEST!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

[bananalvr1961]

He's hot!! How old is he??

[limepunkrocker]

@bananalvr1961 he says he's old..

[callieecakez]

i live in alabama[: and i love you.

[peach8ibis]

BEASTIALITY YEAH!!!!

[limepunkrocker]

@peach8ibis whose pen15 she did blow ahahahahaha

[Shadecloud101]

what's up? the ceiling... still -_-

[AllyWulf]

Do you have a sore throut or something?

[gothicXxskyy]

hey! i live in alabama >.>

[ashx911]

Dude, the fucking background looks like Oklahoma.. LMAO.

[randomgirlhrl]

i can play mary had a little lam on my clarneit

[GrrManElite]

0_0 that was FREAKING AWESOME!

[Larissa99]

LOL 50,000 kids. XDDD

[VELDEN101]

thats what she said to every one of your retarted

[luvehate]

you have an awesum voice !! <3

[iambeautifuldisaster]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[JagSmakarSkit]

it's funny how the picture in the background is in so much better quality than the footage of you...

[TheGirlWithTheJacket]

Best version of Mary Had a Little Lamb ever.

[mairava1996]

stairway to heaven solo.

[TheFunhouse1001]

Your a good singer!

[godsephro]

I didnt see you on LTA....you lied

[XxXCTFWATCHER4evaXxX]

The Miley Cyrus joke was funny man...

[ZmightyDouch]

what u chattin lions r wicked things

dont be dis-in em dude

[chiyuubi]

My roommates pic is a tombstone mine is just a skull with me infront of it.

[TheWhiteNinja014]

youve never tasted vagina huh?

[skylerjames100]

i have a write love on her arms tee shirt

[13llavud13]

@skylerjames100 me too!

I got it at hot topic

[xojessica15]

Haha "I'm gonna fuck you"

[xojessica15]

Haha "I'm gonna fuck you"

[lanae17045]

love this video! best one yet! mary had a little lamb!

[Shayla5465]

you know he isn't half bad at singing, just sayin

[JustADreamHorse]

if you stop at 1:41 you could see him in the blue screen :)

[UrFACEisStrange]

What is up with the farm background? 8P xDDD

[TalbertComedy]

he plays FARMVILLE!!!

[ILuvSwiftKarateChop]

To Write Love On Her Arms.....

[xxxfizzybaybiixxx]

Bestiality! Yeah!

[Icyanaangel]

your kind of a good singer, i like it. makes u seem more manly and makes me horny! :)

[wowthatsucks]

WTF.

[flockofowcas1]

nov. 13 is my birthday :)