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  • Am I the only one who laughs at Asian preachers. Its like watching midgets play in the NFL they don't belong.

  • Aahahahahaaa! I'm probably going to hell too for laughing at your funny accent, pastor!

  • I agree. I hope he rots in hell!

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  • jackie chan angry?

  • he isn't a very good example of a christian.

  • He speaks into a stick of Liquorice how funny is that?!

  • dude you had me cracking up.

    on his profile it says his interests are football, women and beer. his favorite book is the karma sutra. LOL!! not a joke.

  • RRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHAAAARRRRR. JESUS WILL GET YOU!!

  • I AM TELLING YOU NOW ALL OF YOU! this video is funny AS HELL !!!! thank you so much.

  • A message from the hell!!

  • lol

  • lol funny but true.

  • i think you are the sicko! Sadist sick by watching you as compared to calm RICHARD DAWKINS!

  • LMAO!!!!! I hope he's trolling

  • I fuck god. Ask god come and look for me please.

  • This is either the best trolling ever, or the stupidest argument. I LOL'd either way.

  • Jackie Chan?

  • I think this is a joke , must be !! HAHAHAHA

  • @macjorie. Periods in a calendar (such as years and months) are usually, though not necessarily, synchronized with the cycle of the sun or the moon. Many civilizations and societies have devised a calendar, usually derived from OTHER CALENDARS on which they model their systems, suited to their particular needs.

  • If god would burn me in hell simply because I cannot find any compelling evidence then I don't want him for my god anyway.

    What small god has to be reduced to scaring the living shit out of people to get them to "repent"

  • LMAO. Just realized he would be and awesome "evil genius" character in a James Bond movie.

  • LMAO. ... Hands up if you think this guy belongs in a mental institution , and the only way he has managed to stay out of one is by having the title "Pastor"...

  • @mikelh I think he belongs in an Indiana Jones movie or something! XD

  • Lol what a crazy voice

  • This guy scared and worried me. Is that a normal reaction?

  • erm...lol at u?

  • MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO BURN IN HELL!

  • sooo, some parts of hell are hotter than others... is there a section that is just like a hot summer day? Or is it like one room is 350 degrees, and another is 400 degrees, and at some point does it really even matter anymore. If richard dawkins is in the 600 degree room, and im in the 400 degree room, do either of us really care? or is it just unpleasent all around? so many technicalities in this 'religion' thing... almost like someone just kinda made it all up... strange huh!

  • This guy need to learn some microphone skills.

  • I wonder if this guy knows Tommy Wiseau.

  • pray to god to fix your internal volume control.. it seems to be playing up

  • 310 people will burn in HELL for mocking THE ALMIGHTY GOD... the one that YOU BLASPHEME the creator who IS REAL AND WILL JUDGE you for eternal damnation... oh, I'm sorry I can only type in lower case and all caps. kinda like this guy. So, to summarize: you will BURN IN HELL for eternity.

  • You can even feel the cock of Gawd in his virgin ass. What a moron. Quit your intellectual masturbation, pulete fără minte.

  • oh lawd is dat sum trollin

  • In CASE,You want to KNOW the TRUTH... IF NOT - just ignore this message. Hear what God of Israel YAHUWAH say to Our generation. EXCERPT from TrumpetCallofGodOnline . com letter "Thus Says the Lord to the Churches of Men and to All Their Self-Appointed Apostles, Prophets and Teachers": "And, NO leader amongst the churches, who teaches the doctrine of hell and eternal torment, shall by any means be gathered. Neither shall any, who embrace this teaching, escape, for I do not know them...". Regards.

  • @ pickman here is one of the evidence i believe in God scientist can prove how we get a year and a month but they CANT prove how we get our weekly cycle theres only 1 source that tells us of our weekly cycle the Word of God in the book of Genesis

  • how do you know if god is real? there is no evidence

  • How very christian...

    Makes me sad

  • Rolando needs a toothbrush not jesus

  • That being said "the god of the old testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser, a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomanical, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

  • hey its me richard dawkins, the preacher from the philippines

    -lol. epic intro fail

  • This guy is hilarious!

  • ಥ‿ಥ u noh waaaa!? richa dot kings! uu ghooo thoo wwwWWWEEEEEEEELLLLL!

  • nonsense

    

  • FUCK YEAH!!! HELL IS HOT!!! ♥ ❤ ♥

  • The poor quality of the camera really ruined this video for me....

  • REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Crazy Filipino.

  • @neomysterio The spanish tortured the fillipinos for hundreds of years to believe in god. This is the result.

  • Is this comedy? The funny Mexican accent is so funny: "repeeeeent"

  • @palimpsestransparent yup the accent is similiar to the mexican accent due to the fact that the fillipinos were tortured by the spanish to speak spanish.

  • @apple8bits This still does not explain why he has a Mexican accent instead of a Spanish accent.

  • @palimpsestransparent back in the day when the spanish was conquering the world, they landed on what is now mexico. The aztecs were fertilized by the spanish also and tortured them to believe and talk the way they do hence the mexican accent. Two languages two dialects now equal mexican accent.

  • @apple8bits I still don't understand. The Spanish had a Spanish accent when they invaded Mexico. Then they invaded the Philippines, still with a Spanish accent. Mexican Spanish then evolved on its own to the present-day Mexican accent. There is no reason why Filipino Spanish should have evolved the same way. In fact, I don't recall ever hearing any filipinos speaking Spanish or English with a Mexican accent. Only this guy in the video has a Mexican accent, especially when he says "repeeent".

  • @palimpsestransparent both cultures learned the same dialect, and were mixed with similiar other languages. I know of a filipino man marrying a spanish woman they had children who visited mexico quite often. When they speak english it sounds just like this.

  • @palimpsestransparent i was reading your comment again, and thats exactly it. both cultures learned the spanish accent after hundreds of years of occupation. there is your answer. congrats.

  • Yes this is a good parody on how all tactics used to put fear in people in order to control the masses while they live.

  • Oooh, I'm scared. I believe in God, and these are the people who make us look bad and retarded. Damn. Shut up...

  • If this is a joke, then the joke is worth a giggle at best.

    If this is seriously meant, however: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I laughed so hard i cried!

    I just wish i actually was Richard Dawkins, just to look at this video again.

  • Go away.....................Now

  • I hope this is a parody, satire... :-/

  • What a retard!

  • So apparently the word of god requires shouting?

    ps threatening atheist with hell is perhaps the best proof of theist complete lack of understanding the atheist viewpoint. We know that hell does not exist, so it's a empty threat. Now stop that threat or I will make my unicorn stab you.

  • OOOOOOWWWW, MY EARS!!

  • Yep... Thats my dad alright...

  • this crazy homeless guy has a fancy cardboard house

  • My dear fellow, i think that if you speak louder, he may listen you in England.

    Best regards.

  • Jesus fucking Christ, learn some mic control, please. Say it, don't spray it!

  • Ha ha ha Roland you are great but maybe need to go to the bathroom more often or that voice is hate ha ha ha. And by tthe way THERE'S NO GOD. You can threaten us as much as you want, we know that in the Bible there's as much love as hate but hating who does not believe the same as you just for that reason is a sad way of living,,, and there is no hell neither.

  • Lol.....hell. That's cute.

  • this dude is fucking crazy 

  • I don't think dawkins can hear you. Maybe say it louder.

  • Is this the foreign William Shatner?

  • hehe.. is this shit for real? :-)

  • Remove a man's brain and replace it with angry and arrogant emotions, and you get a preacher like this.

  • I almost repented but you did not yell "REPENT!"quite loud enough. If you could just restate you ideas with a little more conviction and rage I might just be swayed.

  • HE'S a PASTOR?????..... meh, sounds about right.

  • Imagine spending eternal life in the same place as this guy! How wonderful!

  • Typical religious person, I think. You just need to be out of your mind in some degree to buy into those fairytales to begin with :)

  • Dawkins, Hitchens, Harris, Dennet etc. STOP ALL YOUR BOOKS, STOP YOUR VIDEOS.

    Just upload this on your site, mission done. You win.

  • lol

  • Holy mackeral

  • FUCK YOU

  • get a real life!.

  • Thank you so much.

  • why does this guy keep changing his voice? makes no sense. unless he is crazy that is..

  • <Of the Devil's Party.

  • You should consider a career in acting or voice acting, you'd make a amusing B movie/show villain.

  • If you knew karate I would would be impressed.

  • " For the wrath of man does not accomplish the righteousness of God." (James 1:20). I am afraid that you are just going to fuel the skeptics of more by losing your temper like this.

  • Is this a joke?

  • lol its like a chinese hitler:D

  • This video made me LOL.

  • Did you forget to take your pills today? Bad without them, isn't it?

  • It's a lot funnier watching this with your eye's closed imagining a short man with a curly mustache and crazy attire saying this.

  • You have the most annoying voice I have ever heard in my life. You're like a cartoon character or something.

  • I would punch you in the face for indoctrinating kids.

  • AWESOME!!!

  • alright, i repent, jesus christ, calm down.

  • Mentally. Ill.

  • I kept waiting for him to go "MUUHAHAHAHAHAH !!!"

  • hehe this fuckin guy has got his panties in a bunch. He gave up all of his individuality to join a cult that makes him feel part of something. Just by the anger he releases shows us that he is mentaly ill. The guy couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bunch of bananas on hand. Is it his fault or his parents for indoctrinating his sorry ass?

    Good thing he didn't listen to the ' 1 GOD MORE TUNE '

  • you talk on behalf god - yeah ok

  • Richard Dawkins is a great man that basis his work on evidence and not on belief. Religion is without a doubt the single most largest cause of problems in the world. He's absolutely right when he says that religion gets a free ride and it becomes offended, and it throws its toys out the pram when criticized. It is okay to have a believe just don't impose that belief on the rest of the world, and do not start wars or terrorise people in its name. Keep religion behind closed doors!

  • lol

  • Is this a Joke.

  • asshole

  • You sir are an asshole of heroic proportions.

    P.S. Jesus thinks you're an asshole too

  • categorized as pets & animals?

  • Obvious troll is obvious.

  • The Bunghole.. it is nothing to be ashamed of!

  • I wouldnt want to see this in high quality.

  • Fuck off rediculous Idiot!

  • what? lol

  • We cannot escape this guy... he IS REAL!!!

  • Fail.

  • your disgrace to all asian people

    uneducated fool !

  • HAHAHAHAHAH! didn't anyone else notice in the beginning he said "hello it's me, richard dawkins"

    YOUR NOT RICHARD DAWKINS YOU SILLY GOOSE!

  • YouTube. The only place where atheists are not the minority.

  • holy shit! i didnt know you could rofl in real life until now hahahaha

  • Guys he clearly has a mental problem.

    Poor man, he's is hallucinating and has become delusional.

  • Internet...YOU SCARY!....the fuck?

  • Wow!! Richard must be shaking in his boots after that...lol

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  • Brainwashed

  • Is this a joke?

  • @paolo27th my thoughts exactly

  • This guy seems to have the mind of a child... and not a very bright one at that.

  • Any normal person would be exceedingly embarrassed to even contemplate making such a fool of themself. You obviously are unbalanced mentally. If your god is so wonderful, why does he need to put people in hell? If he wasn't so hidden, maybe he would get people to believe in him. It seems like he is making a point of hiding so that no one can find him, and thus he has a good excuse to burn them in hell. Or maybe he doesn't exist! Anyway, you deserve this belief for crazy people.

  • This has to be a joke honestly it just has to be he writes "rate and comment or expect to be tormented in the hottest part of hell sinners" now that just can not be serious.

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  • You crazy get help.

  • Amazing this guy can be real. This is the amount of idiotism religion can create. Religion is poison, this guy is the perfect specimen that proofs it. We have to get rid of religion.

  • Is this guy for real?

  • This has got to be a wind up, he's a poor imitation of 1God1Jesus surely?

  • I voted up because you are an hilarious jack-ass

  • This has got to be satire!

  • @PirateNinjaCowboy I agree with you. It seems like a joke but then again? I laughed anyway.

  • Even if heaven and hell were real, could a lake of fire be any worse than being stuck in heaven forever with all these religious nutters?

  • @Primalxbeast not to be trite but if heaven were to be true which it isn't, i wouldn't mind being completely devoted to the higher power. I always tell people when asked that i am agnostic but that doesn't mean i wouldn't love for their to be something to believe in afterlife.

  • Love it how he keeps raising his voice !

    Funniest thing I have seen on the internet !

  • hehe this guy is mentally ill

  • OMG

    This behaviour is more like from a 9 year old

    Is this guy serious ?

    Hail richard Dawkins !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Look at his face in these videos. No sound just watch his face and ask yourself exactly who is the one tormented.

    The reality is this guy is tormented by his own delusions.

    Religion is a type of mental illness.

    Look what it does to this guy.

    DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THIS GUY?

  • This video is funny as hell!

  • Stop yelling you fucking moron. You are exactly what is wrong with the world. If there is a god he would not recognize you.

  • This guy is going to have a hard time in heaven i do not think he will be able to sustain his crack habit up there( fortunately for him there is no heaven)

  • Is this a joke?

  • Let this be a lesson to anybody who hasn't taken their tablet today.

  • Nobody burns in hell, after we die our brains decay, and things will be no different to how they where before you where born. Although it seems your brain has started decaying prematurely.

  • Typical infantile attitude very common in the Philippines. Unfortunately a country polluted by over 400 yrs of strupid Catholic faith and now being polluted by the equally harmful evangelical faiths.

  • If heaven is full of people like this guy, I'd rather go to hell.

  • @sleazybtd Hahah..well said

  • @sleazybtd I agree:)

  • Ignorant moron! Go and feed the pigs that you keep in your back garden!

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  • It seems to be possible to UNevolve. This is definitely a case for Richard Dawkins!!

  • Ha this made my day :). Thank you for the laugh, regardless of weather or not it was a joke.

  • w....t......f...

  • No No No you gotta like this video because it was posted as a sarcasm . This poster is making big time funny at this idiotic....whatever he is. Talk about speaking in tongues....bwahahahaha

  • Too bad we can't rate with 0 stars or negative stars.

  • OH great, now I'm going to hell. I have a quick question. Has everybody that has died before Jesus was born gone to hell? The only way to get to heaven was through Jesus. Wow, millions and millions in hell and their punishment was they were born too early?

  • Very typical of hardcore Christians. Say a few words, "Go to hell". Say a few words again "Go to hell". Their god and them is the same. Like to send people to hell just for not believing. So much for compassion and democracy.

  • Is this the little dude from Fantasy Island ?

  • It's Manny Pacquiao!!

  • You more scary then the whole family of the Westboro Baptist church...very impressive...

  • The eternal tortures of hell are far preferable to being stuck in heaven with this idiot.

  • This guy is far from acting christian like if he wants to warn anyone. I am a christian, but I would not step one foot in this guys church.

  • LOL! Jesus is love and compassion and forgiveness. Believe in him, or BURN! BURN!

  • @KaraZiasapiens Well said!