10 ways to piss off a cullen {Alice}

[JasperHaleLover22]

0:30 Lol!!

[ButterflyRedrum]

I have a few:

- Stare at her forehead until she notices and keep doing it, telling her it's nothing.

- Every time she stares into space, (because you know she's having a vision), record the seconds on a stopwatch.

-Compliment her shoes, offhandedly mentioning that you saw the same pair at Target.

[icasis510]

"change ur mind a 10000 times at day" lol

[Spoiledbrat658]

:/

[Lotjeloveslaika]

it's Emmett instead of Emmet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gizmo4655]

I'm not meaning to be rude, I want an actual answer, but how would taking Emmett away from Rose make ALICE mad?

[bridgettbaby1]

go number 5!! WOOT OH NISSIE WHAT DID YOU DO?

[LoloNBobo]

ALICE!!!! <3 :)

[ErinSilverTabiCat555]

hahahahah i luv number 5 lol

[cutekittyleah]

lol i luv this vid



[cuteperky]

i got one! kiss Jasper when alice walks in. or this one! "Alice i will tell everyone ur a vampire if u dont give me.. Jasper,all your clothes and shoes AND dont interfear with mine and jaspers relationship" OR EVEN THIS "Alice Jaspers been cheating on you" (me speaking) "with who"? (alice speaking) "ME AND IM PREG!" (Me speaking) LOL HA HA HA THERE COOOOOOL

[ErinSilverTabiCat555]

@cuteperky i luv those!!!!!!!...but she may kil u..for all of them....so what theyr funny =]=]!!!!!!!!!! lol (sry im on a sugar rush as usual)

[22MIKAROCKS]

no why not blame it on edward

[daMonkyD]

the only good one was #8

[TwiLiGHtFreAkZ01]

doin any of these would b in possible.....unless ur a vamp ur self......n y would any1 do dat 2 alice....alice is d coolest most awesomest vamp eva!

[MsEclipsefan]

some of them were good i could have thought up better though

[twilightlove21827]

stuped!!

[iluvedwarddddd]

hahahahaahahh hahahah hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!im only laughing cuz i like know alice and some of these seem hillarious to mee

[KandR109]

Crash her porsche and blame it on Nessie LOL go into her closet and "accidently" spill things everywhere and blame it on Emmet even though se saw you do it" I was ROFLMFAO!!!

[michellecullen101]

I Totally <3 #8

[Nickthegemini09]

#3 would never work, she would know what you were up to o.o

[daisyandpheobe]

she would see if u was gonna dich her in the shoe depaqrtment annd she wud like that wunt she

[ConfusedEnertainment]

why would anyone want to piss off Alice? Alice roc ks!

[BloodyVampireGirl3]

@ConfusedEnertainment I agree.

[ribblestick]

@ ConfusedEnertaintment

Yeah, i agree too,

and if you try.......

[Doctorwho123321]

i would never do any of that cuz i like her (as a friend even though i've never met her) But the main i would be the Yello Porch

[sophm99]

this is sad ans mean!!

[minigurl15]

This is soo mean! Alice is my fav character! U should make one about dumb Edward. THAT would be funny

[PandaGirlsMusic]

dont blame it on nessie!!!!!! she is too cute!! blame it on JACOB BLACK!!!!! grrrr hate u jacob.....

[snugglebear4]

lol even though she saw you do it lol

[razzelz2k8]

i get wot ur on about on all the thing exep why wud she get pissed of if you took emmet of roasalie wudnt that piss rosalie of???

[fantasygirl411]

Lol this rocks!

Ashley Greene looks so much different with long hair.

[TheRandomThing1861]

er....

[Chanfan69]

i thought she seen the future not read minds

[Veronica3911]

thats true, but a person has to make their mind up about something for her to see how the future will turn out. :)

[munkeygirl99]

SHE CAN BUT IF U AMEK UR MIND UP ABOUT SUMTHIN SHE SEEs tht in ur future.

[CallMeIzzy66]

@Chanfan69 alice does see the future, but as people change their minds about what they're going to do, their future changes. ^ ^ get it?

[ILOVEME8899]

@Chanfan69 She does...

[Migooroggy]

Hahahaha

[cocoacola1112]

i think she is pretty

[music4ever621]

theres no number 3!!

[morgansingleton2]

y was there no number 3???????????

[issyr123]

That is sooo funny lolz umm wats the song shes splaying its awesome

[abbclf1314]

There wasn't a number 4!

[lolabrooke]

check agian lol

[JoulseyCupid]

hahahaha Love it!

[Lavender908]

I'd totally take Emmett from Rosalie!!!!!

[KatyBug365]

lmao i love # 5 and yes dont blame nessie blame rose! lmao

[MooShuPork1]

dont blame nessie! blame rose! she's the bitch!

[moronicgal]

:((

i would get sad about that.... you bettah nawt do that to mme!

[russell19831983]

what u need to do is make a split-secodn decision about deciding to do something and then plan it, then she wouldn't know u tricked her and fall for it, she can't see split second decisions also don't make a list cause she'd see the list when you decide to make one

[russell19831983]

shes my fave too but it would be funny to make a decision to her someone she knows so she'd see it so then make another decision and confuse her

[jessi100a]

lol, thats clever :D very funny lmao, yer i wouldnt do that to alice, but it would be funny :D

[dumhamm]

I would never do anything like that to Alice,

She's my favorite Cullen ^_^

Go Alice! =D

[kaylasharp123]

i would never do that to alice... she is definetly my favorite charector

[hptwilight95]

alice is my fav charcter :D

[Twilighter4917]

Emmett fucking did it not me Alice!

[XTottalyRockinChickX]

I LOVE ALICE!

[bluangel1022]

thats only 9

[BuffaloBandits11]

I would neva do that to Alice EVER

[Sparklinglips]

Haha 5 was so funny!poor renesmee..

[gossipgirl019]

lol i luv number 10

[bananabuns98]

hey is it just me or does it go from 2 to 4

[SoAwesomeLkeThat]

omg it does

[spartylover1]

haha good job. i hate when i dont realize stuff like that!!!!

[NotoriousGossipGirl]

10 bahahaha

[annsley98]

6 is soooooooooo right!!! and 5!!!

[AListenerLuvsMusic]

I sit just me or does Kirsten Stewart always look drunk

[BakerChick1021]

no its her

[GinnyThaMare]

lol

[Ctasker5]

song please? ohh btw nice vid 5 starz

[81superstar]

whats the song??

[Mrsjoejonas742]

Im in love with a girl...

Gavin Degraw

[lolabrooke]

gavin degraw -im in love with a girl

[123falloutboi123]

there is no number 3 you retard

[Ingeborg118]

ha! good one. :DD +5

[13twiguy]

kinda funny and i like #5

[sheriph9]

lol you spelled "emmet" wrong like everytime you type his name ITS EMMETT double t's get it right people

[grimreaper21896]

four desn't make sense.

[willinghamroad]

dusnt make sense because she would see u deciding to ditch her in the shoe store

[topper705]

do you realize you skiped number 3???

[nkedwards90]

Retarded

[Skyangel738]

YOU SUCK

[EmoVeganFan1]

Of course she can't read minds she sees the future u people who r saying she can't read minds then u must not get what the video is about like Make up ur mind to make a party and not invite Alice that means ur making ur mind up so Alice would see the future!

[vegetabletarian]

I hate to point out the obvious but there wasnt a number 3...

[SonyaTheAwesome]

your grammar is a 10000 jank and you write bad.

[SonyaTheAwesome]

your grammar is jank.

[gator420332]

she can't freaking read minds. I'm sorry but this is so not at all funny!!:( If your true twilight you would know more about it!

[MIT4everTwilighter]

yes, but when you have an idea of what you're gonna do, alice knows cause she can see the futur got it?

but probably the only thing that would piss her off in number 2

[MIT4everTwilighter]

*is

[DemiSelenaFan8912]

Nessie would kill me 4 number 5. Rosalie 4 number 3. And Emmet 4 number 10. All of them working together with Alice to come up with a plan to murder me without Carlisle knowing.

[iRayney]

you say you ♥ twilight, but if you loved twilight you would know ALICE CAN'T READ MINDS stupid!

[Laughr29]

Haha! Number 4, I have an even better one. MAKE UP YOUR MIND TO STEAL JASPER!!!!!

[sbmileypenguin761]

ya thats wht i was thinking

[aghaniprincess6Hi]

i love twilight soo much but these r funny lol

[ecka621]

u forgot 3

[twilightified123]

i noticed that 2 xD

[xxID3xx]

isent edward the one who can read minds

[barbarajb707]

yeah he is.but alice can see the future:)

[xxID3xx]

oh right :)

[GRACIELOVEHIM]

ha ha umm i think she would see everything coming before you could like think about it

[iRayney]

totally

[EdwardCullenGoldEyes]

omg stop making fun of alice she is way more beastly than you can even wish to be!

[iRayney]

So true!!!

[DeideiArtisaBlast02]

I really love this song. ;) Oh & nice Vid. ôô

[bananapeel2014]

they aren't real we can only hope!

[deborux]

this video sucks :D :@

[sheego9]

HAHAHA what I would do is take Jazz away from her!! haha but this was pretty funny! I'll see the others! haha I wonder what you do for Emmett and Jazz... well Good luck with Carlisle and Esme.. they are too kind seems almost impossible to anger them! lol

[twilightluvr1245]

98% of all kids would go into a panic attack if Hannah Montana was on the top of the Empire State Building about to jump. Copy and paste if your one of the 2% screaming JUMP BITCH JUMP

[skullzrule123]

wats the song called i really really like it kwl vid but i fink alice rocks go alice she rules!

[twilightsbestfaneva]

why would taking emmett away from rosalie annoy alice??

[ladybug8197]

Not to be mean or anything, but why r there only 9 reasons??? u skipped number 3!!! otherwise, it's a good video, but GO ALICE!!!

[dinoandjessie]

I think number 8 would work the best! I can totally see her freaking out because you keep changing your mind. It would especially work if Bella did that on a day when Alice was 'babysitting' her and Alice had to watch her and focus on her all day! lol

[XoFirestarXo]

Why would you want to make Alice mad? She rocks Now Rosalie that i could understand

[Lupinestar56]

Nuu Not the Queen of Awesomeness! Lol Total Bril

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[angelwithen]

y whould u piss alice off she awsome XD <333

[skiluvr326]

luv alice she so awesome!

[LittleGem466]

Why would you want to piss Alice off?

She is a legend!!!

LOVE YOU ALICE!!!!!!!!!

[ShugoCharaLover1]

ROFLMAO

[xpressmusic17]

whats the name of the song?

[CassLuvsgymnastics]

In Love With A Girl- Gavin Degraw

[xpressmusic17]

Thank U So Much!

[SlaterSav]

Where Was Number 3?

[XoFirestarXo]

good question

[christinepattinson]

lol, if u call her weak, she'll beat u up!!

[xtwilightxtributesx]

lol number three? make more of these!!

[missmissmegmeg]

Hahaha funny xD

I'd be dead before i started lol

Especially with numbers 4 5 and 10

[xWithTheVampires]

LOL.

Number three?

[hanaus94]

y would anyone want to to pea alice off.she would no your doing it cause you would have planned it duh!

[missusjasperhale]

lol

~Team Jasper FTW~

[majofofitah123]

I'll do the 5th..

[hotbox14206]

u forgot num 3

[nadiiinneee]

another one?

wear your clothes more than 3 times !

[mzjonas974]

she got most of this stuff from new moon. nice vid though!

[ZnannaBanana]

Fun :D

But what happend to number 3 ?? (:

[jasperhalesXD]

agreed

[supercalifra9ilistic]

ok so i'm not saying something bad about twilight , i love twilight and alice is my fave character but why would i want to know how to piss off alice,i mean she's a character and you can't piss her off-duh!

anyway these are good ways to piss her off and i think that they would work(IF she was real!)

btw there's no #3

[jasperhalesXD]

wat iz the song called?

[ninacullen8695]

number 3 should be dress exacly like her n complain all day that ur ugly n will never be a super model!!

[qeenshift]

wouldn't she love to be ditched in the shoes department?

[katrinaelwynn]

I know, right?

[qeenshift]

Yep.

[eN43TH]

Number three could be "Hold a credit card over her head and say Jump Shrimp"

But that's too mean and we all love Alice.

[1purple1penguin1]

I LOVE ALICE!!!!!!!!! (in a non gay way)

[DarkPurpleViolet]

I think 8 would bug her the most, or maybe 10.

[J0J0MG]

number 6 I don't think she'll mind

[rahimzadeh345]

I agree with you!

[iluvtwilight539]

its renessmee!!!

[TwilghtLoverForever]

lol i love number 7

[YoulyRikki1406]

Thats really funny i would like to try that some time ... though Alice is my fav ... and though she's a fictional character ... why sint she real so i can try it ????

If Alice was that fun i must see how to piss off Rosalie =D

muahaha im so evil ^^

[Sims2Geek4ever]

What happened to number 3? Besides, I would never do those things - Alice seems soo nice!

[ickyannereed]

good point

there is no #3

alice is too nice

[jasperluv6342]

i would never do any of them to alice i want her to be my friendd xD

[bendercat767609]

Another way: Call her short

[kitispurple]

that was funny but wat happened to #3???

[meandedwardrluvers]

I LIKE ALICE THOUGH

[lemily97]

I (l) emmett (l)

[starbella12]

BORING, and y would you blame Emmett or Nessie!!! Emmett and Rennesmee ROCK!!! (I hate the name "Nessie")

[Igunatwilight]

Same

[EdwardCullenFan72789]

Your a big fat ugly jerk!

BTW! Ur just jealous!

Go malest your dog!

[bendercat767609]

I think it's that time of the month for someone. you want some midol? XD

[lolabrooke]

mhmmm lol

[lolabrooke]

harrddddddddddddlyyyyyyy, i wouldnt never be jealous of a FICTIONAL character and iam not FAT or UGLY! :)

obv you have some issues ,so you should get that checked out

[imcrazy102]

Dude. Calm down, you freak.

[RosalieCullen3434]

omg i would totaly make a plane to take emmett away from rosalie i (L)emmett

[ILoveNicolasB]

hey fucker i love alice assholesLOL

[CREN13Queen]

LOL

[CheetahSista01]

they were funny but i love alice:(

[rkogirl260]

hey awesome vid wats the name of the song