The Story of Xenu

[skanemermaid]

I love you, Xenu.

[TheAnonMessage]

We are Anonymous. We are still at war with you. We will never forgive your past actions. We will never forget your injustice. Expect us always.

[Junkiana]

The real truth: Xenu is the son of Ming (Flash Gordon´s vilain), Emperor Palpatine aways knew he was such a looser and, because of his friendship with Ming, Palpatine gave him a stolen X-wing and sent him to that primitive and far, far way galaxy, the darkest hole on the neutral zone, the solar system. So primitive that doesn´t have a proper name. The founder guy was dinking in a bar in Alabama, then, Xenu possessed the body of a stripper and told him his story. Why is so hard to believe?

[worldtradecenter110]

@lost4soul

I believe in science facts. I don't believe in things that have not been proven.

Religion & god are fairytails that were made up thousands of years ago when

People thought the Earth was flat & Jesus is no exeption.

[HarveyMidnight]

DISCLAIMER: I'm Christian.

An alien exploding in a volcano and sending souls around earth is no harder to believe than a bearded man in the sky who grants wishes to those who obey him.

[lost4soul]

@HarveyMidnight

I'm sorry to inform you that you have been lied to or are confused mentally. I am a Christian too but I never, in my life, heard of a bearded man in sky who grants wishes to those who obey them.

Although, I don't really know why, but it seems like you are talking about either Santa Claus or the Genie of the Lamp.

Just please, please, don't tell me that this is the vision you have of the Creator or else it might be very, very, very outdated."God helps those who help themselves".

[HarveyMidnight]

@lost4soul Dude. It was a joke. Don't have to devise a lecture.

[pureefficient]

Doesnt matter the creator is rich as hell and its much of a scam as religion. Having stupid followers only makes you more powerful in society. The true meaning of life is conquest and superiority. ECT. The fuedal system hanst died it is simply more ''democratic'' . ALL your base are belong to us.

[Mrlutsfer]

Xenu is just rattling around in his cage all angry and stuff. I mean he's been holding it for a vvveerryyy long time and he just wants a bathroom break!

[the1unknown9]

We are Anonymous

We are Legion

We do not forgive

We do not forget

Expect US

[pureefficient]

@the1unknown9 Son i am dissapoint.....

[weirddudeonice]

Eh. At least Xenu didn't pull the universe and all in it out of his ass for the hell of it like the Christian god supposedly did...

[cgardner85]

Xenu Air Lines, lol cute thanks.

[worldtradecenter110]

Sound's just as nuts as every religion.

[lost4soul]

@worldtradecenter110

There is no need of a religion to live according to God's will. All you need is a healthy consciousness, courage, inner peace and faith. You don't need religion to unfurl your phychic powers. You only need self-discipline, thirst of knowledge and perseverance. People nowadays are mostly unaware of reality. A lot people forgot about the Creator and about the spiritual realm. But things are changing now as we walk into the fourth dimensional state. It is time to wake up.

[Violnplayr23]

if i was a lesbian, i would totally have a crush on you! lol

[Anom4427]

Hello scientologists

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not Forget.

Expect us

If you agree,post this on 10 channels or videos

[MrUsername5678888]

@Anom4427 retard

[Anom4427]

@MrUsername5678888 I'M PART OF ANONYMOUS!IT'S AN ANTI-SCIENTOLOGY GROUP!

[MrUsername5678888]

@Anom4427 Psssh oh lol. I am sorry, but due to the abusrdity of religion it is difficult to tell religious posts from other strange statements. Sorry, my bad, I withdraw my insult.

[Anom4427]

@MrUsername5678888 It's no problem.I have 9 people that made the same misunderstanding.

[MrUsername5678888]

@Anom4427 LOL you should probably make clearer statments then, no?

[Bitchripper83]

well done

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

L. Ron is a huuuge cunt!

[ihusisian]

Planes....

[francishamilton26]

Scientology explained in 2 minutes and 34 sec. Lol.

[SuperBigChug]

Nice story, and you really pretty!

[doze99trax]

that was great!

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

I dare anyone to listen to the story of Xenu and to not laugh. lol

[TheJewishKoolAidMan]

@Se7enBeatleofDoom i always laugh it is just so outlandish and mentally retarded. my favorite part is about how they were brought to earth on planes

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Your so Sued! XD lol

[BOLDBILLY]

whats a pooster?are you canadian??

[anonymous9x9x9]

Sharpie in pooper!!

[USMGingerNinja]

Anonymous Will not be amused

[bitcheznhos]

I want to fuck Xenu in his galactic shit hole. 

[78locomocion]

grunge

[FriedChkn4Eva]

Well the messed up part is that.. no one knows for sure how true that is except for only the people who experienced it. The universe is complicated as heck, but i'm pretty good with symbology, dreams, astral visions and all that mess. Basically, there's no such thing as a 'thought form-out of no where'. Somewhere in the universe, whatever u think has already happened in another timeline. So most likely, it happened in L. Ron Hubbards timeline which is why he's so fucked up today.

[bigjohnstud75]

you have pretty eyes

[Coveselic]

Good song.

[TimmyTheRapper]

in the volcanos!!!

[TimmyTheRapper]

HAIL XENU!!

[urban1337]

old video is old but i just saw a dyanetics "stress test" station outside of walmart the other day when my mic broke and i had to go buy a new one ...

[MILLSTREETMED]

scary is the crimes of the leaders indited and convicted by the govnt. They infiltrated the irs and fbi monitored persons from within and even picked targets to seek from tax records. Hubbords wife was even in prison from this. ronninr boy would have but he stayed on the run till he died. hahaha these folks r nuts. nice video cheers for not being hypnotized.

[VipericVampire]

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHT LORD XENU!

GIVE HIM ALL YOUR MONEY OR DIE, HERETICS!

[codehackerzane]

Did they get there idea's from the show V, being the 1980's one. lol

[AnonKnowsHow]

i love scientology

[Nick3889]

I liked how fucked up $cientology is. its makes me LOL hard

[bambam420425]

youre cute! but nice vid. scientology is pretty funny lol but what religion isnt?

[perlaand]

To join $cientology you must be rich as Tom Cruise, otherwise you'll be broke short after you join. If you are rich and can afford $cientology will teach you about Xenu. This will cost you about $500,000 (no kidding) but after you learn on Xenu, you'll be able to laugh like Tom Cruise.

[KcMeJamesDude]

i like u ! ur Cool nd funny!

[NotAsItSeemsToBe]

i agree that scientology sounds like a big pile of shit, however i'd have to agree with that Hubbard fuck nut, psychiatrists are evil, it started out as torture to fix insanity, psychiatrists will tell you they really don't have any way of determining if you have any conditions or anything, nor do they have any cure, here take this needle with mercury in it, then go home and wash it down with some good 'ol fluoride water

[NotAsItSeemsToBe]

@NotAsItSeemsToBe (oops forgot to add that fluoride is a poison, says so right on the bags the water "treatment" plant in your area gets and then dumps into our drinking water.....they must not notice the big skull and bones symbol on the bags when they're poisoning their own kids)

[puttyhands]

anyone else think she looks like the girl from 10 things i hate about you? She probably gets that a lot. Sorry lol. : )

[lewdi333]

WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES?!?!?!?

[wiffleballbat123]

HAHAHAHA! this is funny XD i love how every time you said "scientology" you put a picture of Tom Cruise! XD and people say Christianity is a load of bull (i'm a Christian btw)? wait till you check out a science fiction novelist's acid trip religion XD

[greenman1380]

Tits!

[luckynumber58]

how do i get rid of my alien parasites?

[NotAsItSeemsToBe]

@luckynumber58 you need to be electricuted and take about 400 lbs of different drugs and most importantly you have to pay scientology out your ass, you gotta be broke and stressed the fuck out to cleanse your body of xenu's little demons, would you like fries with that?

[nodogyougay48]

Hmm i'm a level 10 i think ill kick Xenu ass!

[DanteWhite]

i like ur style ur very pretty

[DisforDubby]

mmmm sooo sexy

[EdgeUHF]

5tars

[iamanonwearelegion]

hell yes About a Girl in the background ftw!!

[JuaneOriginal]

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[whiskyecho32]

cute

[jirachibuddy232323]

well 1 NOOB and 2 Fake and 3 kill the bitch who made this up:)

[Tyilanmenyn]

how can u "break" the internet:|

[jirachibuddy232323]

just like delete a file u can do that wit mozilla thats why i just use explorer no MOZILLA

[Tyilanmenyn]

@jirachibuddy232323 that way you don't break the internet, u fuck up your browser >.>

fail

[GlitchMobSwndl]

yeah if i did lsd, dmt, and shrooms every day and wrote down shit im sure i could come up with my own religion haha people are so stupid to believe this crap. Its all a scam to make money, they label themselves as a church so they dont have to pay taxes :D and well then send you through courses that you could pay up to 300,000$ for and well i guess what they tell you is that the more $ you give them the more enlightened in their religion you become

[GOBFilms]

Let me know when you want to start. I'm up for an intergalactic war with Miscavige.

[CountMonaco]

You now nothing of Scientology. You think you do, but you don't. Sadly, I cannot tell you what you don't know.

[MegaAtheistman]

Why not $cilon?

[CountMonaco]

somebody's enturbulating and it sure as hell ain't me...

[MegaAtheistman]

You one of the dying breeds... a $cientologist?

[CountMonaco]

what are your crimes?

[MegaAtheistman]

You mean like $cientology being convicted of fraud in France. $cientology beating kids as policy. Not telling the new $cilons about Xenu until they pay thousnds of dollars? How they killed Lise McPherson? How they are being sued for child trafficking? Its leader Miscavige is being sued for physical abuse of his own staff? The list goes on and on and on..................

[pixelmed]

But I have a question... ¿Does Xenu have antennas?, ¿is his blood like acid, just like Alien´s?, if we put on a fight between Xenu and Predator... ¿who will win?

[freespeachrulez]

I think she summed it up pretty much.. anything she is missing? L. Ron Hubbard was just like my father, only my father didn't get drunk and write a book.

[raedenjay]

STAR WARS!!

[Roxz80]

ur pretty

[142maj]

O know i am en alien!! can i have a green card now!

[ViaCydonia]

About a Girl - Nirvana!!!!

[WeOfAnonymous]

What you did was very brave, considering the way Scientology deals with critics.

[lazomaniac]

sounds legit

[superkewlkid]

no actualy i think they froze the aliens, than droped them in a vocano, the aliens than died Xenu then got like a soul magnet and put all the souls in one place, the souls where hypnotised into beliveing "fake" things such as religions and there souls took over humans in the dawn of man.

[obesechicken13]

You are very cute. You remind me of someone.

[killerman64]

@obesechicken13 makes me think of boxxy..... no idea why.

[pastrychefnyc]

yeah, you are super kewt

[zimtower]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

[ChurchOfKali66619]

Blasphemer! Frog God is the ONLY god!!!

[Nick3889]

@zimtower ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[siLusPlaysHard]

Anonymous for President!Anonymous for President!Anonymous for President!

[xenuisot3]

gooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFeralFury]

You're really cute. Love your laugh :)

[AnonymousCloak]

Perfect, so innocent...you are one of us naturally.

[betobeto8]

u look like a friend of my sister

[SimonB198207]

Kayla - cute name, sounds kind of Scientological. kind of like, "The Galactic Princess Kayla of the planet YOOOOt'be was bought before Xenu and promptly took the p*ss out of his wrinkly purple face.'

or something....

oh yeah, you're really cute too.

[releewasgay]

nice! this video calms my thetan levels. Do a vid on the mormon lds church. They're just as nuts. They believe god lives on a far away planet and has a stable of mistresses.

[KZkazz]

nice, nice

[ash31male]

FUNNY!!!!! Sounds like a pretty cool battle star gallactica story!!! :)

[KayRHCP]

Nice pics. Surprised high-ranked Scientologists haven't had you spied on, stalked, intimidated and verbally abused yet.

[georgemc25]

Excellent video!

Funny, witty and excellent!

[EatYourPeas18]

thank you! thank you kindly!

[Fraphunter]

soul even :O

[EatYourPeas18]

haha :)

[Fraphunter]

lol you better watch out, or this Xeno or whatever his called will come take your sould ! and brainwash you ! :S

[Unevaluated]

see there are many plot holes in their story. the primary one being that it is retarded. Secondly why put the aliens near volcanoes when your gonna A bomb them anyway? DCs cant fly in space. for such an advanced race why regress into such a poor ruling system as a monarchy? how if they are so advanced have they niot advanced past atom bombs. just a few more questions to add to the billiob to one chance pile that scientology is a load of crap. rant over.

[marq46]

I dont evan think tom crowes gowes on youtube cos anonamis was shiting all over siantolagy with protests and things

[vicbonnard]

actually the souls lived but xenu captured them in giant soul catchers then brainwashed them to believe false realities then they went into humans bodies... southpark explains it all!

[assonine666]

Crazy basterds.Tom Cruise is a piece of shit.

[ShesAnOddOneInntShe]

Scientology is a dangerous cult!

[gommer935]

This is great, get out the word, but you should be more careful. If certain Scientologists find this, they could get their organization to sue you, frame you, or even hurt you. It's a tenet of their religion that they treat people this way.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

i dont know who you are but you are beautiful. O_O

[Arthas93]

aw my god this is bullshit

[HaileyPwnzYouXD]

Oh, you too? D: Seriously WTF?!

[wolf333444]

Fuck $cientology...

[dinoroxxx]

Good to see with a few clicks that the truth about Scientology can be found.

Scientology recruitment drive = EPIC FAIL!

[RockRevivalist]

This is a great song. About a girl, from Nirvan, off their Bleach album. Kurt Cobain rules.

[TheGrimRater]

If you want more info, look up "Lisa McPherson".

[austr002]

fuck it. im starting a religion. I KNOW! there will be this retarded alien called xenu who is king of a fucked up confederacy who will throw aliens out of a plane and bomb them with hydrogen bombs! wait, that fucked up ideas already been taken.... repost if you think scientology is fucked up

[1crazykid21]

die scientology!!!

[TheBadniks]

"Walking The Streets eh?"

[newtonscat]

Xenu Etrawl, the full name of Xenu, anagrams to WE R LUNATEX.

[torturedgenius662]

montone with out soul and sort of lobotomized- "scientology is the one true god, god's love is true scientology is truth, god is truth, you must surrender your will, and serve Xenu"

[listen2tool86]

He made that "cult" to make Money...

[SirunAxchik88]

hahahah well put =D

[illosion]

thats it im starting a religion

[IvanSorath]

xenu is the supreme rulah !!!

[HappyWriting]

well done!!! -5 stars- *****

[SharksKid]

I'll take a shot at the results of ANY of those tests:

Test: personality.....Result: dysfunctional/fucked up

Test: IQ.....Result: low as shit/basically you're retarded without LRH.

So unlessy you're happy and funny like this chick you will likely not fall for this shit.

[SharksKid]

*you likely WILL fall for this shit.

[canaanav]

Do you think that islam or christianity is any more believable than scientology?

Great video, accurate, well produced.

[jaymac407]

You fucking win.

[piplupsingularity]

scientology is crazy and dangerous!

[SayinItAndSprayinIt]

About a girl, Kick ass. Pre-chanology Scilon information.

You win.

[helloman2332]

lol

[paintedwarriors]

druggie who comes up with a money making scheme. sounds like a common street thug. oh wait. he was!

[TormentedStatue]

YOUR AWSOME

[Koolked96]

You dont need drugs to expand your mind

you just need to be half asleep, i honestly think i can write some kind of gospel like scientology while half asleep

actually, i think im gonna work on that as a project!

[HappyWriting]

hey if you start a religion i'll start one too and our followers can kill one another!!! lol jk jk

[Koolked96]

Yes, that would be fun as long as i watch them killing one another while watching from the side and eating popcorn

[uri112189]

i knew this fuckers are crazy

[zeroboards9999]

Psychiatrists are evil to them because they need to see them to cure them of whatever illness in their head that makes them believe in Scientology.

[2k6lilsam92k6]

this is more retarded than when my friend believed star wars was based ona true story

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

A science-fiction writer who formed a religion. Sounds rather shady to me.

[paulhab12]

the song 'about a girl' in slight fast forward nice choice

[FunkTheRave91]

Shes Hot....

[31castor]

lol sucker

[1crazykid21]

nice! Join ANONYMOUS!!!!!!! U can wear a mask / faux mask and protest u can protest and stay Anonymous... AnonymousKnowledge is free.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect us.

[NiN10Doh1]

And for the Lulz :D

[qgfraga]

É muita besteira... deveria se chamar Asininologia. ;D

[EatYourPeas18]

lo siento, pero yo hablo solamente un poco espanol. no entiendo tu comentario :(

verdad, tenia diez minutos hacer esta comentario!

[EDDIEinWAR]

you know he should go for hollywood or game industry hes very imaginative lol

[EDDIEinWAR]

did tom crusie hand it to you ^-^ tom crouse is crazy lol but still a good actor

[vegafarm]

ha ha h a ha ha, come on, please!!! you make mormonism look real!!!!!

[AnonTR]

JOIN ANONYMOUS, we just pwn scientology

[gjallarbru]

Wow, that deranged laugh at the made me laugh my head off. Keep up the good work

[70schow]

lol

[zemaneldaquinta]

you're hot!

[hartman5555]

Nice creative video. The xenu story was nicely done.

[clintweeks2000]

Balls . I am a cluster of 200 thetans and they are all at my command !!

[RaveooDK]

yo there is a massive group called Anonymous who are taking down this crazy religion. we have alrdy taken down their web site and we do regular protests. people have died in the past from this "religion". oh and just a word of warning: they have a policy called "Fair Game" that means if you mock their religion then they can take you to cort or do less legal things... so dont post anything like this unless you are Anonymous i dont mean our group i mean... dont give our ur info. =)

[JimmyBrus]

Rofl, i thought my friend was a scientologist so i pointed down the road and yelled "LOOK ITS XENU!"

[petercab]

hahah that was cute good fucking work