@Themegmak95 hahaha you are stupid honestley anyone who spends their time watching tv for four hundred something episodes and has nothing better to do than to call someone a 'retarded dick-face' should re-think their thoughts about life and their grammar dick face is two words and therefore should not be hyphenated
@TheUnknown8999 You mean Judith Mossman? I guess she was left out cuz she was only in that one scene and doesn't say anything worth repeating in such a shortened version. :P
@galacticjebus uh there are some hints to this, such as the black mesa jokes. and in portal 2 when they were talking about aliens taking over etc, its like an inbetween between half life 1 and 2. so yeah they are just not obviously
@Themegamak95 Um, they sound like 8-year-olds because he sped up their voices, probably to mimic the weirdly high-pitched voices of some South Park characters. And obviously he does know what South Park is, what makes you think he doesn't? Maybe YOU don't know what South Park is.
@VannahWilson I know what South Park is, you douchebag. It's the greatest show ever made and this video was a fucking piece of shit! And i didn't say anything about why they sounded like 8-year olds. Try to atleast read the rest of the comment, you retarded dick-face
@Themegamak95 I read your whole comment, dipshit. Why the fuck did you call me names when I didn't call you names? You said "Why're they all 8 year olds?", and I figured you were referring to their voices. Why are you such a fucking asshole? I wasn't as rude as you in my response. If you think this video's shit then you obviously have no sense of humour or don't like HL2 (so why did you watch it?), and if you can't see the resemblance to South Park animation then you must be fucking blind.
the storyline, it's about tinkering with a teleportational device that opens a leaphole for aliens to come through, lots and lots of games like that before half-life came along.
SORRY I HATE DOING THIS BUT I HAVE TO!sorry about this when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead.if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if you post this on 5 more pages
Its strange that so many people, even outside Germany are attacking torture victims telling the obvious truth about Germany. Its just like what happened in the 1930s.
If someone is blaming the US everyone is supporting him.The 911 truther propaganda is a shining example of this.Whatever is said is accepted, even if it is an obvious lie. These exaggerated lies still have a negative effect,even if one does not believe them. They help to let the smaller lies slip through.
But wheres father Gregory
CasusTheWereplanet 1 day ago
G Man sounds like Yzma from Emperors New Groove XD
AbridgedPenguin 5 days ago
My left ear enjoyed this video
PENGUINLOLARMY 5 days ago
lol, and i thought that that guy's dad in the begginning of lost was mr. G.
severrnijKGU 6 days ago
was this ment to be funny?
gtamikesvideos 1 week ago
lol fail audio
manmademonkey 1 week ago
YABBA MY ICING!!!
mineCraf0 2 weeks ago 3
wake wake Mr. Freeman wake up and smell the ashs.
Joeybob217 2 weeks ago
THIS SUCKS
XXkillacocopuffXX 2 weeks ago
If there was a hl1 version of this cartman should be Otis.
IsiahDJohnson 3 weeks ago
Half Life 2: The Abridged Version
caveman95987 3 weeks ago
My right ear greatly enjoyed this.
SoldierFortune23 3 weeks ago
@SoldierFortune23
240p Fixes annoying sound.
sidneykylebowman1 3 weeks ago
XD Gordon Freeman is Kenny XD
diumdisumXD 3 weeks ago
we don't go to ravenholme
duckboi33 4 weeks ago
vai toma no teu cú.(da merda suave)
lucasd193 1 month ago
This is bull SHIT!
CRod7993 1 month ago
the ending is best (g man)
MrAlper02 1 month ago
Nice!
CrustPunk668 1 month ago
jaja
LordDraxxx968 1 month ago
stereo please...
makinote9 2 months ago
gordon freeman doesnt look like gordon freeman
SpreadLoveMovies 2 months ago 2
Why does everyone have two left/right hands?
It even seems to swap that sometimes.
MultifrugtjuiceOMG 2 months ago
@Themegmak95 hahaha you are stupid honestley anyone who spends their time watching tv for four hundred something episodes and has nothing better to do than to call someone a 'retarded dick-face' should re-think their thoughts about life and their grammar dick face is two words and therefore should not be hyphenated
Reiatsu120 2 months ago
Jesus, Freeman looks bonged out of his skull.
thealmostjew 2 months ago
So, only the left audio channel works? How did you allow this to happen or do you not have the expertise to correct it and re-upload?
danwat1234 2 months ago
Youtube has changed AGAIN!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Spaceguy1000 2 months ago
EVERYONE FREAKING SOUNDS LIKE ORKO! XD
Thumbs up for He-Man.
IchibodCrane 2 months ago
Pretty damn good
elif767 2 months ago
240p fixes annoying sound
MEJIAV1F3W 2 months ago 188
@MEJIAV1F3W thanks
monkeyman27v 1 month ago
@MEJIAV1F3W But Does it fix the annoying orange?
somewon2000 1 week ago
Where is the girl that saved gorden freeman 1:34
TheUnknown8999 3 months ago
@TheUnknown8999 You mean Judith Mossman? I guess she was left out cuz she was only in that one scene and doesn't say anything worth repeating in such a shortened version. :P
VannahWilson 2 months ago
also ich finde das ist DUMM ;)
jannik665 3 months ago
This is AWESOME! Haha! Did you take the voice clips and speed them up? XD
Small nit to pick: Gordon's outfit at the beginning should be blue, like the other citizens'. Not grey. :P
VannahWilson 3 months ago
half life 2 in 2 minutes and 20 seconds
lilbobmoarcok 3 months ago
is half life linked with portal? i know they're both made by valve but still
galacticjebus 3 months ago
@galacticjebus uh there are some hints to this, such as the black mesa jokes. and in portal 2 when they were talking about aliens taking over etc, its like an inbetween between half life 1 and 2. so yeah they are just not obviously
21526001270528 3 months ago
@galacticjebus They take place in the same fictional universe.
VannahWilson 3 months ago
@galacticjebus Apeture Science is in HL2 E2 too.
karkrashinc 3 months ago
My fav part is YABBA MY ICING
tjwarrior100 3 months ago
YABBA MY ICING
TheCyberAssassin 3 months ago
Why're they all 8 year olds?? :P This video fucking sucks ass. You don't even know what the fuck South Park is :P
Themegamak95 3 months ago
@Themegamak95 Um, they sound like 8-year-olds because he sped up their voices, probably to mimic the weirdly high-pitched voices of some South Park characters. And obviously he does know what South Park is, what makes you think he doesn't? Maybe YOU don't know what South Park is.
VannahWilson 3 months ago
@VannahWilson I know what South Park is, you douchebag. It's the greatest show ever made and this video was a fucking piece of shit! And i didn't say anything about why they sounded like 8-year olds. Try to atleast read the rest of the comment, you retarded dick-face
Themegamak95 3 months ago
@Themegamak95 I read your whole comment, dipshit. Why the fuck did you call me names when I didn't call you names? You said "Why're they all 8 year olds?", and I figured you were referring to their voices. Why are you such a fucking asshole? I wasn't as rude as you in my response. If you think this video's shit then you obviously have no sense of humour or don't like HL2 (so why did you watch it?), and if you can't see the resemblance to South Park animation then you must be fucking blind.
VannahWilson 2 months ago
"Very funny video... XD" i dont fnd this very funny :/
tingtom1 3 months ago
Fcukin dude
You7aRe7My7LivE 3 months ago
the hl2 story standing alone makes tottaly no sense, man i love this series
Deidara100100 3 months ago
@Deidara100100
hl2 is simple, it's just like doom but with scientists rather than space marines.
dead space too.
Kai2oo6remix 3 months ago
@Kai2oo6remix as far as game mechanics, sure. But the storylines + lore, HL is the clear victor
a7xforever187 3 months ago
@a7xforever187
the storyline, it's about tinkering with a teleportational device that opens a leaphole for aliens to come through, lots and lots of games like that before half-life came along.
Kai2oo6remix 3 months ago
@Kai2oo6remix But Half-Life was the one that pulled it off the best. :|
66kcmiller 3 months ago
@66kcmiller
half life is complex it just appealed to a large audience like an abstract painting in a museum does. self generated hype.
play half life while saying this game sucks you will see
Kai2oo6remix 3 months ago
common misconception: the adults in south park are tell, but everyone thinks they`re all short
ThunderGunGaming 3 months ago
2:09 my favourite character
Gman61785 3 months ago
1:10 YABBA MY ICING ! thumbs up!
o0Spartan1170o 3 months ago
wait... we dont have many voices
dylanmcconnaughey1 3 months ago
How did you make this? Looks exactly like a SP episode.
Gurra88 3 months ago
oh dear god didnt mean to post that shit below coppied the wrong thing
indiancow10 3 months ago
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SORRY I HATE DOING THIS BUT I HAVE TO!sorry about this when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead.if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if you post this on 5 more pages
indiancow10 3 months ago
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hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
harlemboiiflee 3 months ago
left 4 dead 2
harlemboiiflee 3 months ago
THe fuck is this shit?
Rawrhammer 3 months ago
who knew everybody was 8 years old
TheRymath 3 months ago
2:03 BLA BLA BLA Mr. Freeman XDDDDD
CboDavid 3 months ago 110
This video was really stupid
TheHomesk1llet 3 months ago
Time puns make me happy.
Habegger23 3 months ago
Chipmunk guy lol
beybladechanelsup 3 months ago
What's with these dipshits using the same logo for their "productions hurr durr"?!
bunnyhops6 4 months ago
jaajaajajaja igualitoo al juego xD
TheGabrielito96 4 months ago
where's Kenny?
sotahullu56 4 months ago
1000,000 th viewer :D
challengingshout 4 months ago
I hate South park but I love Half-Life XD
ickogicko1 4 months ago
1:07 - Uaaaaaah! Yaba-Daba-Dooh! :D
TheGasMasks 4 months ago
1:10 I always do that xD
DarkSandri666 4 months ago
My headphones broke! WTF!
zeldaglitchman 4 months ago
How can my headphones be broken? I just bought these!
Mario10053 4 months ago
@Mario10053 Mono sound on 360p, go to 240p to have stereo sound
darkshadow9581 4 months ago
Give Gordan Freeman a Crowbar and Shit thing happen... literally.
operationkilled 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
it wasnt funny....
uhuju1 4 months ago
jaja es una buena parodia de south park resumen todo el half life 2 muy bueno la verdad!!!
reloco244 4 months ago
THERE CHIPMUNKS
johnny8ish 4 months ago
That wasn't funny at all.
Carnosaurus1337 4 months ago
But why the high pitched voices?
And Freeman isn't a kid, lol. There are adults in South Park!
djdjukic 4 months ago
Hahahaha! It's Super! Very very better than Half-Life In 60 Seconds
CagriSenturk 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I mean Gman Looks like he is crack addict
eKARRiGAN 4 months ago
I mean Gman Looks like he is crack addict
eKARRiGAN 4 months ago
my left ear enjoyed it.
MeMM00 4 months ago
YABBA my icing!
xplinux22 4 months ago
en q episodio hicieron esto
TheDuartee 4 months ago
Gordon Semen.
rockoman100 4 months ago
Was it necessary to speed up the voices? The people from south park are kids, not chipmunks!
Akeuw 4 months ago
wheres my icing
mastergamer59 4 months ago
very ugly voice acting
alexbragarin1 4 months ago
@alexbragarin1 yore so lame, it's the actual voice acting from the game, and that is not bad at all.
sweet0mistral 4 months ago
fuck it... gman didnt fix his tie at the end!!!!!
TheSonichelper 4 months ago 13
Fuck, I got to change my headphones every times I watch this.
TheJimmylulz 4 months ago
lol love the gman XD
21Kamil12 4 months ago
my left ear id broken i think.
KOTrussia 4 months ago
Hmmm... So in order to get surround sound we need LOWER QUALITY OF COURSE Im american why didnt i think of this sooner!?
crabman306 4 months ago
that's good well done :D
MasterRichie360 4 months ago
I cant understand people actually watch these series..
flyffxtreme 4 months ago
bla-bla-bla Mr. Freeman
SasNolan 4 months ago
240p to hear both sides :)
BlackIrishman100 4 months ago 72
@BlackIrishman100 How the hell does that even work?
CrossFeast 3 months ago
@BlackIrishman100 OMG THANKS!!!!!!!!
TheMexican02 3 months ago
If you do one of Episode 2, would it be in bad taste to say OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED ELI!!!!!
frodijr 4 months ago
one mistake. at 1:38, Eli says "Good god." not breen.
samuriguy909 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Its strange that so many people, even outside Germany are attacking torture victims telling the obvious truth about Germany. Its just like what happened in the 1930s.
If someone is blaming the US everyone is supporting him.The 911 truther propaganda is a shining example of this.Whatever is said is accepted, even if it is an obvious lie. These exaggerated lies still have a negative effect,even if one does not believe them. They help to let the smaller lies slip through.
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wwwtotalitaerde 4 months ago
Cool, but not funny.
EmuPlayerOfTheCentuy 4 months ago
HL2 gets too much love, HL1 is a better game stylewise.
Rachman1337 4 months ago
I am deaf at my right ear?:(
ProMinecraftMiners 4 months ago
@ProMinecraftMiners I am deaf at my left! :C
sloggie20 4 months ago
1:07 YYAAAABBBAA MY ICING !!
arrackattack 4 months ago
im view # 962,963
no1dgtr 5 months ago
I dont usually watch South Park but arnt the adults tall?
JNolan250 5 months ago
lack of odessa and Grigori
MrLaxdude89 5 months ago
It's like water in my ear :(
ExtraBlueGuys 5 months ago
lack of grigori makes me sad :(
MrLaxdude89 5 months ago
This is kind of cool!
TyranhTV 5 months ago
Gurdun frehmanh
titsher 5 months ago
Wtf my left speaker doesnt work -.-
mantaslt520 5 months ago
@mantaslt520 not left, right. Replace your speakers. And turn on mono-mode.
Metotron0 5 months ago
The Only Noise Here Raped My Left Ear...
glados360 5 months ago
Wow it even feels weird to only have sound on one side.
avtar4efa 5 months ago
actually the zombies are saying YEAHHHH MON!!!!
svsocalbro 5 months ago
bla bla bla mr.freeman
KevinJRattman 5 months ago 2
The zombies are actually saying "YABBA MY ICING!!!!!!" LOL XD
FERRARIDUDETV 5 months ago
gman is a broken speak and spell
zavost 5 months ago
cartman !?
MrGruaba96 5 months ago
@fredderick3000 no its obviusly YABAAAAAA MY ICING!!!!!
ZombieGamer009 5 months ago
Anyone else got their head angled slightly to the left?
joezetank 5 months ago 2
Please fuck my left ear.
xCohta 5 months ago
To make it perfect, when Gordon first sees Alyx he should vomit over her, and rats should crawl all over the dead zombies...
ReallyEvilMuffin 5 months ago
wtf that sound is freaking me head!
rooiefelix 5 months ago
It feels like I have water in my ears!! DX>
leopold621 5 months ago
1:11 YABBA MY ICING
mydawg222 5 months ago
wtf no father grigori :)
MrLaxdude89 5 months ago
Click 240p to hear in all speakers/headphones.
TheCssFan 5 months ago 10
If they made a real south park episode based on hl2 my life would finally be complete =D
cyrusdexterman 5 months ago
close right ear i hear south park
close left ear i hear static!!!!
ifba100 5 months ago
very bad
MrSTALKERLP 5 months ago
240p for surround sound
tommyli973 5 months ago 89
@tommyli973 mono sound*
laitela01 4 months ago
You do know that only the kids in south park look like that right? Good video still
MikeMan1060 5 months ago
Heh.. >.>
meerkatman22 5 months ago
Lol!!
jed899 5 months ago
I just love the mini gman!
alkacha1 5 months ago
Seriously why is it that in all of these supposed South Park style videos is everyone children?
Last I checked Gordon was into his late 20s, not 9.
thethrifter1 5 months ago
LISTEN TO WITH LEFT EAR PHONE ONLY!!!
ComedyMasterGaming 5 months ago
240p > 360p
Finalomen 5 months ago 4
awesome vid with awesome sound fail... bro wtf get that fixed and reupload.
Tom852000123 5 months ago
...My right ear feels raped
SpazzmaticTranslated 5 months ago
...
TheBoredTV 5 months ago
WTF WITH THE SOUNDS???!!!
masteryuuma 5 months ago
This video sucks, just plays on my left ear. I thought my headphones were broken. Retard.
Dalek22comments 6 months ago
TERRIBLE video editing. The stereo is fucked and the audio is cut poor.
DailyTerror666 6 months ago
Yahba mah icing
TheKrishux 6 months ago
Barney: Hey Gordon, you dropped this in black mesa
Gordon: WELL FUCK YOU CAUSE YOU JUST DROPPED IT IN FUCKING CITY !&
DeCans1999 6 months ago
My right ear is lonely..
CloudCovers 6 months ago 273
@CloudCovers You can hear actual music through the left, all you hear through the right is fapping.
pivotmaniac10 5 months ago
@CloudCovers Left one for me ...
TheGrandTheftshit 5 months ago
@CloudCovers 240p fixes that
GauerSE 4 months ago
Really Good....!!! i think that video is very funny , because I pass the story of half life 2
nextimegdv 6 months ago
my left ear enjoys the sound... and my right ear enjoys it somtimes
jakluigimario 6 months ago 4
well done
lNOlLifeGaming 6 months ago
why does knowone realise that only the kids are small and the adults are normal -_-
Dinobot2468 6 months ago 2
2:16 XD XD
HeadouCompany 6 months ago
??? in south park at least the adults are adult size in this gordan and alex look like kids
bud3r64 6 months ago
what the fuck is with sound
greengeck0 6 months ago
Can't tell if one of my headphones are actually broken, or if it's just the video :/
angryfatkid 6 months ago 232
@angryfatkid its the video
StigVaderWho 5 months ago
@angryfatkid no because its like my ear broke
WTFreakinHell 5 months ago
@angryfatkid its the video
Hepzibhah 5 months ago
@angryfatkid - It's the video. The sound is messed up.
AlexeiVoronin 5 months ago
@angryfatkid the video
DaftyFox 5 months ago
@angryfatkid its the video i had the same
rrfenix007 4 months ago
Right...so my headphones aren't broken. I get it already.
angryfatkid 4 months ago
@angryfatkid i think its the vid it happen to me to and using headphones iam
XBOXRULZ360 4 months ago
@angryfatkid The video
barkyindustries 4 months ago
YABBA MY ICING WHY MY ICING TKAEM INYABBA
MegaSonicKing 6 months ago
1:36 the "Good god" is actually said by the black guy, otherwise, welldone :D, bad audio tho :c
Bookeydude 6 months ag