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  • But wheres father Gregory

  • G Man sounds like Yzma from Emperors New Groove XD

  • My left ear enjoyed this video

  • lol, and i thought that that guy's dad in the begginning of lost was mr. G.

  • was this ment to be funny?

  • lol fail audio

  • YABBA MY ICING!!!

  • wake wake Mr. Freeman wake up and smell the ashs.

  • THIS SUCKS

  • If there was a hl1 version of this cartman should be Otis.

  • Half Life 2: The Abridged Version

  • My right ear greatly enjoyed this.

  • @SoldierFortune23

    240p Fixes annoying sound.

  • XD Gordon Freeman is Kenny XD

  • we don't go to ravenholme

  • vai toma no teu cú.(da merda suave)

    

  • This is bull SHIT!

  • the ending is best (g man)

  • Nice!

    

  • jaja

  • stereo please...

  • gordon freeman doesnt look like gordon freeman

  • Why does everyone have two left/right hands?

    It even seems to swap that sometimes.

  • @Themegmak95 hahaha you are stupid honestley anyone who spends their time watching tv for four hundred something episodes and has nothing better to do than to call someone a 'retarded dick-face' should re-think their thoughts about life and their grammar dick face is two words and therefore should not be hyphenated

  • Jesus, Freeman looks bonged out of his skull.

  • So, only the left audio channel works? How did you allow this to happen or do you not have the expertise to correct it and re-upload?

  • Youtube has changed AGAIN!

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • EVERYONE FREAKING SOUNDS LIKE ORKO! XD

    Thumbs up for He-Man.

  • Pretty damn good

  • 240p fixes annoying sound

  • @MEJIAV1F3W thanks

  • @MEJIAV1F3W But Does it fix the annoying orange?

  • Where is the girl that saved gorden freeman 1:34

  • @TheUnknown8999 You mean Judith Mossman? I guess she was left out cuz she was only in that one scene and doesn't say anything worth repeating in such a shortened version. :P

  • also ich finde das ist DUMM ;)

    

  • This is AWESOME! Haha! Did you take the voice clips and speed them up? XD

    Small nit to pick: Gordon's outfit at the beginning should be blue, like the other citizens'. Not grey. :P

  • half life 2 in 2 minutes and 20 seconds

  • is half life linked with portal? i know they're both made by valve but still

  • @galacticjebus uh there are some hints to this, such as the black mesa jokes. and in portal 2 when they were talking about aliens taking over etc, its like an inbetween between half life 1 and 2. so yeah they are just not obviously

  • @galacticjebus They take place in the same fictional universe.

  • @galacticjebus Apeture Science is in HL2 E2 too.

  • My fav part is YABBA MY ICING

  • YABBA MY ICING

  • Why're they all 8 year olds?? :P This video fucking sucks ass. You don't even know what the fuck South Park is :P

  • @Themegamak95 Um, they sound like 8-year-olds because he sped up their voices, probably to mimic the weirdly high-pitched voices of some South Park characters. And obviously he does know what South Park is, what makes you think he doesn't? Maybe YOU don't know what South Park is.

  • @VannahWilson I know what South Park is, you douchebag. It's the greatest show ever made and this video was a fucking piece of shit! And i didn't say anything about why they sounded like 8-year olds. Try to atleast read the rest of the comment, you retarded dick-face

  • @Themegamak95 I read your whole comment, dipshit. Why the fuck did you call me names when I didn't call you names? You said "Why're they all 8 year olds?", and I figured you were referring to their voices. Why are you such a fucking asshole? I wasn't as rude as you in my response. If you think this video's shit then you obviously have no sense of humour or don't like HL2 (so why did you watch it?), and if you can't see the resemblance to South Park animation then you must be fucking blind.

  • "Very funny video... XD" i dont fnd this very funny :/

  • Fcukin dude

  • the hl2 story standing alone makes tottaly no sense, man i love this series

  • @Deidara100100

    hl2 is simple, it's just like doom but with scientists rather than space marines.

    dead space too.

  • @Kai2oo6remix as far as game mechanics, sure. But the storylines + lore, HL is the clear victor

  • @a7xforever187

    the storyline, it's about tinkering with a teleportational device that opens a leaphole for aliens to come through, lots and lots of games like that before half-life came along.

  • @Kai2oo6remix But Half-Life was the one that pulled it off the best. :|

  • @66kcmiller

    half life is complex it just appealed to a large audience like an abstract painting in a museum does. self generated hype.

    play half life while saying this game sucks you will see

  • common misconception: the adults in south park are tell, but everyone thinks they`re all short

  • 2:09 my favourite character

  • 1:10 YABBA MY ICING ! thumbs up!

  • wait... we dont have many voices

  • How did you make this? Looks exactly like a SP episode.

  • oh dear god didnt mean to post that shit below coppied the wrong thing

  • left 4 dead 2

  • THe fuck is this shit?

  • who knew everybody was 8 years old

  • 2:03 BLA BLA BLA Mr. Freeman XDDDDD

  • This video was really stupid

  • Time puns make me happy.

  • Chipmunk guy lol

  • What's with these dipshits using the same logo for their "productions hurr durr"?!

  • jaajaajajaja igualitoo al juego xD

  • where's Kenny?

  • 1000,000 th viewer :D

  • I hate South park but I love Half-Life XD

  • 1:07 - Uaaaaaah! Yaba-Daba-Dooh! :D

  • 1:10 I always do that xD

  • My headphones broke! WTF!

  • How can my headphones be broken? I just bought these!

  • @Mario10053 Mono sound on 360p, go to 240p to have stereo sound

  • Give Gordan Freeman a Crowbar and Shit thing happen... literally.

  • jaja es una buena parodia de south park resumen todo el half life 2 muy bueno la verdad!!!

  • THERE CHIPMUNKS

  • That wasn't funny at all.

  • But why the high pitched voices?

    And Freeman isn't a kid, lol. There are adults in South Park!

  • Hahahaha! It's Super! Very very better than Half-Life In 60 Seconds

  • I mean Gman Looks like he is crack addict

  • my left ear enjoyed it.

  • YABBA my icing!

  • en q episodio hicieron esto

  • Gordon Semen.

  • Was it necessary to speed up the voices? The people from south park are kids, not chipmunks!

  • wheres my icing

  • very ugly voice acting

  • @alexbragarin1 yore so lame, it's the actual voice acting from the game, and that is not bad at all.

  • fuck it... gman didnt fix his tie at the end!!!!!

  • Fuck, I got to change my headphones every times I watch this.

  • lol love the gman XD

  • my left ear id broken i think.

  • Hmmm... So in order to get surround sound we need LOWER QUALITY OF COURSE Im american why didnt i think of this sooner!?

  • that's good well done :D

  • I cant understand people actually watch these series..

  • bla-bla-bla Mr. Freeman

  • 240p to hear both sides :)

  • @BlackIrishman100 How the hell does that even work?

  • @BlackIrishman100 OMG THANKS!!!!!!!!

  • If you do one of Episode 2, would it be in bad taste to say OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED ELI!!!!!

  • one mistake. at 1:38, Eli says "Good god." not breen.

  • Cool, but not funny.

  • HL2 gets too much love, HL1 is a better game stylewise.

  • I am deaf at my right ear?:(

  • @ProMinecraftMiners I am deaf at my left! :C

  • 1:07 YYAAAABBBAA MY ICING !!

  • im view # 962,963

  • I dont usually watch South Park but arnt the adults tall?

  • lack of odessa and Grigori

  • It's like water in my ear :(

  • lack of grigori makes me sad :( 

  • This is kind of cool!

  • Gurdun frehmanh

    

  • Wtf my left speaker doesnt work -.-

  • @mantaslt520 not left, right. Replace your speakers. And turn on mono-mode.

  • The Only Noise Here Raped My Left Ear...

  • Wow it even feels weird to only have sound on one side.

  • actually the zombies are saying YEAHHHH MON!!!!

  • bla bla bla mr.freeman

  • The zombies are actually saying "YABBA MY ICING!!!!!!" LOL XD

  • gman is a broken speak and spell

  • cartman !?

  • @fredderick3000 no its obviusly YABAAAAAA MY ICING!!!!!

  • Anyone else got their head angled slightly to the left?

  • Please fuck my left ear.

  • To make it perfect, when Gordon first sees Alyx he should vomit over her, and rats should crawl all over the dead zombies...

  • wtf that sound is freaking me head!

  • It feels like I have water in my ears!! DX>

  • 1:11 YABBA MY ICING

  • wtf no father grigori :)

  • Click 240p to hear in all speakers/headphones.

  • If they made a real south park episode based on hl2 my life would finally be complete =D

  • close right ear i hear south park

    close left ear i hear static!!!!

  • very bad

  • 240p for surround sound

    

  • @tommyli973 mono sound*

  • You do know that only the kids in south park look like that right? Good video still

  • Heh.. >.>

  • Lol!!

  • I just love the mini gman!

  • Seriously why is it that in all of these supposed South Park style videos is everyone children?

    Last I checked Gordon was into his late 20s, not 9.

  • LISTEN TO WITH LEFT EAR PHONE ONLY!!!

  • 240p > 360p

  • awesome vid with awesome sound fail... bro wtf get that fixed and reupload.

  • ...My right ear feels raped

  • ...

  • WTF WITH THE SOUNDS???!!!

    

  • This video sucks, just plays on my left ear. I thought my headphones were broken. Retard.

  • TERRIBLE video editing. The stereo is fucked and the audio is cut poor.

  • Yahba mah icing

  • Barney: Hey Gordon, you dropped this in black mesa

    Gordon: WELL FUCK YOU CAUSE YOU JUST DROPPED IT IN FUCKING CITY !&

  • My right ear is lonely..

  • @CloudCovers You can hear actual music through the left, all you hear through the right is fapping.

  • @CloudCovers Left one for me ...

  • @CloudCovers 240p fixes that

  • Really Good....!!! i think that video is very funny , because I pass the story of half life 2

  • my left ear enjoys the sound... and my right ear enjoys it somtimes

  • well done

  • why does knowone realise that only the kids are small and the adults are normal -_-

  • 2:16 XD XD

  • ??? in south park at least the adults are adult size in this gordan and alex look like kids

  • what the fuck is with sound

  • Can't tell if one of my headphones are actually broken, or if it's just the video :/

  • @angryfatkid its the video

  • @angryfatkid no because its like my ear broke

  • @angryfatkid  its the video

  • @angryfatkid - It's the video. The sound is messed up.

  • @angryfatkid  the video

  • @angryfatkid its the video i had the same

  • Right...so my headphones aren't broken. I get it already.

  • @angryfatkid i think its the vid it happen to me to and using headphones iam

  • @angryfatkid The video

  • YABBA MY ICING WHY MY ICING TKAEM INYABBA

  • 1:36 the "Good god" is actually said by the black guy, otherwise, welldone :D, bad audio tho :c