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  • explains why i always get the tiny slice. :(

  • no wonder my pizza slices are smaller compared to the others =o

  • oh hey its little caesars

  • Shame they dont deliver that quickly

  • So THAT'S why the pieces are never even!

  • ...this much attention paid at school he wouldn't be working here.

  • these are troubled times, Weird al yankovic is working for little Cesars.

  • I think i know this guys story.. he couldnt finish school then he went to wotk in a pizza place and now he has ben working there for 10 years

  • And this is why everytime i try to grab a slice i have to tear it from the other slices motherfuckers

  • Assassin Level: 96

  • a si de mal cortadas me llegan...porque se ponen a jugar! cago en...

  • Wish I could enjoy my shit job that much.

  • master yi alpha strike

  • @thedeleted1337 ahh lol player :)

  • I make pizza faster then he cutz them 4 I am tha master chef !!!!

  • okay little caesars doesnt use hairnets or even cutting, thanks for the review

  • aah that's why my pizza's always fucked up...

  • GET A REAL JOB >=[

  • he has been working there too long...

    

  • I can do this without using my hands.

  • what does he do on his day off?

  • Hairy sausage pizza anyone?

  • so this is what the pizza guy does with my pizza.

  • Psht everyone in my store can cut & box faster than this guy

  • @splottinville09

    All jokes aside, we showed this to our crew and now everyone is cutting like this, myself included. Thank you

  • And that's how you know you have been working in the pizzaria for too long, haha xD

  • So thats why my pizza got tons of hair in it!!!. GET A HAIRNET!

  • he would not work in my kitchen with these hairs

  • No woner why my pizzas all fucked

  • hes a wasted man cutting pizza for the same money he can flip burgers a mc donalds ha ha ha

  • can i get a slice?

  • This kid needs a promotion!

  • 0:13

  • How much do they pay you? :D

  • la corto para el orto la pizza, asi cualquiera

  • I want some pizza now

  • cut your fucking hair. you work in the food industry

  • Pizzinja.

  • the slow mo pizza was the only pizza he cut right haha

  • comments xD haha

  • just watch some day they are not going to have any fingers

  • little cezars, im not a big fan for some reason i have to have it cut into squares and they always do, but one time i went and specifically said, can u cut it in squares and of course i get tri fucking angles fml =(

  • LMFAO

  • wait till he cuts his finger

  • I dislike it when they do not cut it correctly. -.-

  • Wow! Nice Gloves!

    

  • Imagine how much hair will fall down on the pizza...

  • Great! now im hungry at 2:15am and stores are closed

  • i`ve seen better

    

  • in Asia you would be fired from job because of slow working :D

  • watch in slow motion.. one day he is going to cut his wrist so frikkin bad!

  • I dont get it lol.. Cutting a pizza shouldn't be a big deal whether it's carry out or delivery.

  • oh my god,i love little ceasers,this is making me hungry:(

  • thats sad lol

    

  • its funny cause it shows how long he's been working there

  • Dudes should put in as much practice at slapping out the dough so their pies dont bake with giant air bubbles in them.

  • 0:30 Best Cut.

  • 1. pause the video

    2. go to 0.00

    lol

  • very important skill for this life !

  • i work at Dominos...and wish it were this fun

  • where the fuck is your hairnet?

  • Like a BOSS

  • That's why he gets the big bucks at 9/hr

  • shaun white

  • LOL this is my friend and he quit this job and is now the biggest loser i know.

  • Like a BOSS

  • The only reason he hasn't made manager is because he always comes in late....

  • I am so hungry.

  • cut ALL the pizza!!!!

  • he's a fucking wizard

  • why did I just watch this? and then replay it...

  • of course he works at little caesar's, customers show up and then u get it within 2 minutes...

  • @TheLuhya ha funny shit man its true tho

  • hi

  • NO WONDER MY PIZZA ALWAYS HAS A 2INCH SLICE AND ANOTHER SLICE THATS HALF THE PIZZA, ITS CAUSE OF SLACKERS LIKE THIS.

  • you're gonna go far with such skill, my son.

  • Edward scissorshands finally got real

  • china is on thier way, they want thier title back.

  • thats why my pizzas are always fucked up when i get them there

  • skateislam is his channel.

  • hair nets aren't necessary anymore i guess...

  • Those pizza slices are so uneven lol

  • Yo Olympic sport right there in the making

  • That's impatient.... :)

  • virginity is very high on this one

  • You sir have been at little ceasars to long, time to get ahead in life.

  • that's so easy.. I"m Asian btw..

  • ahhhhhh fuck you! That's why my slice is always sticking on the rest of my pizza -.-

  • asian dude.. go do your job

  • damn that explains all the hair in my pizza

  • no wonder why the fuck when i order a pizza i cant get the slices apart

  • ou must have no life if you seriously look this up

  • These are two white men who have attained Asian blood.

  • This isnt sad at all! Sure its pretty awesome... but jesus

  • Yes friends, the new Turbo-Ginsu! It dices! It slices! And it makes French fries in three different--*SPLAT*--... whoops!

  • @Lndmk227 TMNT FTW!!!

  • Now we all know why the fucking pizza's are fucking always cut so fucked up

  • no wonder i have to cut lil cezars pizza myself... he barely cut the cheese.

    No pun intended.

  • It's good he found talent in a minimum wage job.

  • @TreverUndeadXpdX Where do you work? but wait you'll make something up because i don't actually know you, bum.

  • @FrankieUKK Exactly :) you don't know me so I really don't care to tell you where I work and I don't care what your sad ass thinks hahaha.

  • A później się dziwię czemu jest tak krzywo pokrojona :D

    Dominujemy? ;)

  • You know when they first started doing this fast they were fucking up every pizza.

  • another useless talent to have..

  • welll he wuz meant for that job :) LoL

  • well at least he has job security as a pizza man for the rest of his life..

  • That is fast my frined.....Even in freakin slow motion lol

    Camasino Team

  • This is why my slices are never the same size!!

  • Is that a girl? Knows her way around a kitchen.

  • i would be worried about that guy's hair falling on my pizza.

  • Now i know why pizzas are always bad cut

  • Krzywe te kawałki ;p

  • im so dyslexic id cut my own arm off

  • Looks like a finishing move in Skyrim.

  • i can do faster

  • little caesers aint even pizze this videos is pussy as fuck

    

  • pretty okay, but if you look closely the pizza isn't cut evenly.

  • he pleasures himself good

  • All this speed, so your hot and ready can sit in that heat box for hours

  • Wow I bet his parents are so proud of him, such natural talent there !

  • w-w-wait... why make pizza on a pan..?

  • Too bad Little Caesar's has terrible pizza.

  • Talk about hot and ready! Lol

  • The slices aren't even even.

  • I like tomato........ i tak Polska przejmie ten film!

  • u can call him Edward Whateverthefuckthosearecalledh­ands

  • little ceasars

  • all that for 8 bucks an hour

  • Level : Asia

  • Now i want pizza.

  • Ladies and Gentlemen.... A new human weapon, the deadly pizza cutter O_O

  • Quality my butt.

  • Hey al?

  • Um interesting.... i think

  • people need real jobs

  • Extra toppings; Finger, and pepperoni coming up!

  • OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Skill level: Asian.

  • ever wonder why ur pizzas are never cut evenly?

  • This is why you stay in school kids xD

  • damn. where I live, everyone that works at little ceasars are always baked. Lol they could NEVER do that shit

  • @albertafingers damn tell me the address, i have to send a job application to them :P

  • @albertafingers hahaha

  • wtf?

    

  • So this is why my pizza is un even....

  • Hot N' Ready!! in 2.3 seconds

  • Too bad he works at little Ceasars

  • 0:45  bitch slap!

  • who saw the cat

  • "Pizza Ninja"

  • great now i want pizza

  • Someone's going to cut their dick off.

  • and i thought he was asian :s

  • im hungry -.-

  • fuck even in slow-motion its fucking fast

  • makin careers at mediocre minimum wage jobs. IM LOVIN IT

  • why dont they just have a circle frame with 8 blades all set out to cut 8 slices in one go?

  • cut kids dick next time

  • I can't even go as fast as it is when it's in slo mo

  • I could've figured he would look just like that.

  • Is funny how he has a bandaid on his finger

  • bet he wont be able to do that with pizza HUT PIZZA 

  • and this is why children you go to college 

  • err ...sir? I got hair on my pizza

  • now get a real job

  • He can cut his pizza, but not his hair.

  • Coming in the next summer olympics.......pizza cutting.

  • nek minnit.. "AW FUCK MY HAND!!!"

  • Splinter would be proud

  • In slow mo he cuts faster than me!

  • That guy makes minimum wage like a mother fuckin' BOSS.

  • Ok, now I understand how they always cut the slices uneven.

  • great, now u can go home and tell ur family what you've achieved in life.

  • I'm pretty sure I was watching some tennis vids.

  • i used to know how to cut pizzas but then i took an arrow in the knee