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  • I remember 7 years ago when I first watched this. Still love it lol

  • I was 3 .w.

  • I was ten... that means you were... eighteen? Wow lol

  • I was about. Idk maybe 10. That's just off the top of my head.

  • Lol i was 4

  • U have defiantly come a long way.

  • Cory! Is that... Is that you?

  • I was 6 in 1999

  • i was 8 in 1999

  • @Ojthemighty I was negative one.

  • To think I was 10 then...but was that the Chocolate Rain instrumental?

  • I was 5 years old when he filmed this. Wow... 

  • good old 20th century

  • duuuuude this is so cool! XD hahaha Cory was young!

  • when he was danceing it was funni

  • this skit was made when i was born?

  • @transformerfan29 this was made 4 years after i was born

  • wow this was 12 years ago

  • @mkartmaster it was the 90s everyone was :D

  • to think i was a baby when this happened...

  • wow!! your definitely better now. I'm going to thumbs up this video just bec its u

  • I think I was in kindergarten when this happened, lol

  • This is disturbing...

  • thumpbs up if your waching this in 2011

  • Anyone know what the name of the song in the beginning is? I've been looking, but I can't seem to find it.

  • i wonder what he looked like back then :D

  • produced by a dumbass! hahahahahahaha

  • JESUS, the upload date of this is old let alone the actual filming date O_O

  • from the point of view of someone on a diet bread is evil and out to get you, great video, loved the music that was playing when Miss Bread was being introduced, good name btw :)

  • im sorry cory but this sucks...

  • funny to see how you started:)

  • LOVE the rating! 

  • Boy that house looks like a dump

  • LMAO! Omg!

    This is so pro!

  • strange.. very strange

  • lol

  • whats the name of the music??

  • why does it say the date in december 30, 2005-?

  • @MegaAwesomeMe1 because that's when he uploaded it. YouTube didn't exist before then. Started in 2005.

  • @MegaAwesomeMe1 Youtube started in 2005 hehe

  • wow i was like 3 when this was made

  • @comanderkuddles Yeah, I was like 2! BEAT THAT!

  • @FlamerockRockin i already did.......

  • @comanderkuddles Beat to be YOUNGER! HAH!

  • lol

  • this was made when i was 2

  • @XxdumdumsyumxX Me 2!

  • woah first video with computer editing, that sounds ancient! It's awesome that you had that logo for so long too.

  • whats the name of the muzic in the beginning

  • lol

  • this is so damn stupid that it's funny ahahaha oh my goodness

  • The senanagins you get up to when your 18.....

  • wtf

  • He can't get laid rofl

  • LOL

  • what the heck lol Mr. STOPMANN :)

  • Thank god for camera quality improvements 

  • did you see i that mask?

  • its amazing to see how much you've grown and learned from yourself

    you are a great inspiration to anyone cory :) this video actually did make me laugh

  • That was FUCKING TERRIBLE!! I'm soo glad you got better in terms of humor, video quality, and costumes. I still give it 5 stars though, lol...

  • wait...widescreen on vhs?

  • very weird

  • OMG CORY I WANT A REMAKE. THAT WOULD BE AHHHH MAZING

  • video quality was horrible back then! lol! thank goodness for HD video!!!!!!!!

  • does the macirina and she stops XD

  • i didnt laugh this video has stupid humor bad filming etc. u'v gotten much better over the years this? shit!! ur new videos? awesome FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING

  • @dooshdog You have to start somewhere...

  • STOP MAN, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

    THIS IS MISS BREAD

    THIS LADY WEARS HEFTY BAGS

    AND WEARS HER YESTERDAYS UNDER WEAR ON HER HEAD

    SHE SEAMS TO BE INBRED STOP MAN

    AND SHE BEATS HER OVEN FOR SEVERAL REASONS

    BECAUSE SHE THINKS BREAD IS EVIL AND IS OUT TO GET HER

    *PHFFT* I JUST FARTED

    ...BUT SHE THINKS BREAD IS NOT AS EVIL AS HER OVEN

  • it was good

  • this was terrible, im glad you got better XD

  • really lame lol

  • hahahha :D I just Laughed my ass of! haha this is so f'd up, but it's hilarious!! :P

  • This is both horrible and hilarious at the same time.

  • it looks like a fetish mask with a stop sign

  • This has like lowest amount of views compaired to his other videos.

  • cory i love your videos but im sorry but this isnt th best...

  • why did u film it in 1999 and put it on u\youtube in 2005 6 years later?

  • @jumpingwatcher Maybe because Youtube wasn't created until 2005 dumbass.

  • @jumpingwatcher Youtube came out on February 15 2005 you dumass holy crap your the dummest piece of shit ive ever seen. How the FUK do you think youtube would have been here in 1999 SHIT...

  • @jumpingwatcher because youtube just came out in 2005...

  • FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wtf?? fail

  • why does the narrator speak with an asian accent?

  • lol funny weird

  • This video is pretty good, but i find it extremely hard to keep watching. Im not one for crappy quality. And I dont wanna hear any BS from any haters, i know this was made in the 90's, and cameras back then sucked. dont take this as an insult

  • i love the sound effects lol

  • wow!!!!!!ha ha!!!! i hav honnestly never laffd so had @ a person like u,cory, calling themself a dumbass!!!!!

  • How could you breath?

  • My grandad uses pinnacle studio 9!

  • Goddamnit! That was so cool! I know which movie editing prograpm you used, Pinnacle Studio.

  • Kinda shitty, but your new videos have become really awesome!

  • hahaXD weird but funny:P

  • hahaha aww i was so young when u did that haha i wanna see what u looked like then :P

  • wow u curse alot in this vidio

  • people can swear as much as they want.

  • Added four years ago.

    "Hell, He can't even get LAID!"

    T-shirt!

  • 3:55 rofl

    this made my day

  • This is funny. SMP films rules!!!!

  • Randomness!!

  • this makes me mad lololol

  • hahahahah this is great. :)

  • lolllllllllll

  • lol random.

  • weird Oo

  • Haha fucking love your old videos! XD

  • so thats why they called you Proffesional idiot XD

  • lol i was like 3 when u filmed this :P good thing i didnt see it until now XD

  • i feel like i just watched a really bad 80's tv show

  • fat girl thats quier at 3:04

  • that was really cool mr safety steph must feel so lucky to have a guy as funny as u :D

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  • hahaha

  • LOL! That was funny! Though you're even funnier now! Lol.. Stop Man! XD

  • man cory, you were so young, you were 18??

  • Its so corny but so funny lol i liked it when he said she seems to be imbread that was clever

  • lol

    how old were u man?

  • He was 18

  • haha so old

  • ok Kinda weird but good

  • omg sometimes i wonder about you lol

  • lol to funny

  • A great video and one of your first!

  • yay 1stcomment in 1 month!

    XDD well gewd job mr safty!

  • *oops... ALMOST ten years

  • bahahaha! the macarena!? wow, this WAS 1999. cant believe it's been ten years since then.

  • you should bring him back and try something else with him or with one old character

  • Is that Steph? If it is, I CANT BELIEVE SHE AGREED TO DO THIS!~

  • I don't think it is, since I'm pretty sure they've only been together for like 6 years or so?

  • he never met steph until 2004 you dumbass

  • u used to be so different..i am a huge fan i dout u will get this but i need sum1 to spread the word of me i figured the best of the best is where i should go...

  • *dies*

    That was SO awesome.

  • Wow u sounded so different back then

  • hahahaha what a bom!!

  • wtf i lol'd

  • 1999...wow...in '99 I was in the fourth grade.

    That's a long time ago...YouTube was just a distant dream in the eyes of two people, and I knew nothing about the internet except for Shockwave games...

  • haha.. funny, even though it was old.

  • let's just say that your new videos are better lol ;)

  • to be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid(no offense, mr.safety)

  • "She seems to be imbread." Hahaha! Wonderful.

  • lmao, i just farted

  • Awesome. This started it all!

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooooow

  • Seriously, what the f.. :D

  • hahwth

  • omg lol

  • you should make more this was funny as hell yo

  • all im going to have to say is this sucks. but ur videos now are awsome! keeep up the good work

  • It was his first computer edited video. I've just done my first computer edited video, and I don't think it was great. Well, in 9 years it won't look very great anyway.

  • wow, you were like 18 then, cool, its fun to see how much you matured :D

  • hahahaaa

  • d for DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • ROFLMAO

  • D 4 Dumbass lol

  • After I watched that video about how you've grown up over the years, I went back to see some of your olest vids. I am left speechless after this one. All I can say is that I totally agree that you've matured since then.

  • OMG LOL

  • man, thank goodness sparta is there with you...

  • Your Sparta free days

  • lol

  • Wow, that sounded like Wesley Willis when that bread girl song was going.

  • Cory...I don't...know what to say....lol

  • WOW

  • lololololol!

  • learning to fly is trying to throw yourself on the ground and miss.

  • ...how did you breath with that thing on? lol

  • "Tobi is a good boy...."

    I know Tobi's true idenity! Finally! He isn't Obito OR Madara, he's Stopman!

  • how do yoxu get air?? :P

  • lol

  • you was only 17.

  • hihihi how funny

  • AHHHHHH!! NOT THE DANCING!!! :o

  • mmk..

  • this video is so confusing but i love you anyway!

    ROCK ON SAFELY!!!

  • that was pretty good but he makes betta 1s now

  • I really MUST say , your vids now are better...

  • dang... you were REALLY weird both 2 years ago, and 8 years ago when you made this

  • thank goodness smp films got so much better

  • the beginning was kinda lame... it was funny though when stopman just went into the kitchen, shook his head, held out his hand in her face, pointed at her and then the oven. LoL! and when she was like "what-ya gonna do" and he was like "... i dunno.."

  • I am so glad I didn't stop this video when I was going to. It was so stupid, and not even in a funny way. but then he started dancing. and it made my day.

  • i was farting while watching this video seriusly lol

  • :) :( :D :S :) <) ." ''

  • nicE!!!!!!!!

  • stop man? lol cool i guess lol!