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  • blooming petals : run for the hills he will only do you over with help from Empress Dowager Guo

  • yea right when her petals were in full bloom Cao Pi cut down and threw her away. what a big dick.

  • Ha! ^.^ How cute!

  • open your legs beneath me thats what he meant

  • pretty wimpy, killed by a single smack with a flute xD

  • PENIS BOOM DEATH ME

  • Blooming Petals = Orgasming (censored to protect the innocent)

  • woah "Your Petals Bloom Beneath me" funny :D

  • Cao Pi likes huevós (balls)!!!

    Imagine if Zhen Ji was a man -.-

  • Kinda funny that Cao Pi was around 13 when they met, and Zhen Ji was 18... :P

  • PETALS . BLOOM . BENEATH . ME.

  • giggity

  • WTF! How do you die from a flute! I was always amazed by this from DW3

  • she keeps her hand on her hip the whole time during the beatings at the beginning. Such a lady. X)

  • O.o If I was Zhen Ji, I would've smacked him from saying that last line.

  • LOL EPIC BITCH SLAP.

  • lol I am sure he meant beneath his empire... xD

  • His voice...

  • more like beneath my crotch

  • "You can't forgive me? Well, that's more your problem than it is mine"

    That's soooo badass, I should go and tell that to a girl in a random situation, and see if I'm at "Cao Pi level" or not, lol.

  • @David196 you'll probably get her to hate you unless she's an idiot

  • @CarmenMCS hahah, yeah I wasn't really serious about that one. Still haven't done it :D

  • @David196 You tell me if you do, I'm curious XD

  • your petals bloom ? more like your big boobs

  • or....would you rather let your petals bloom ...beneath me?...

    *translation*

    or...would u rather spread your legs....beneath me?

  • sexual harasment 0_o now those are rude words

  • WTH is tht?!

  • los de wei son todos unos pelotas

  • Cao Pi should go ahead and say what he really is thinking...

    Cao Pi Thoughts, "Oh yeah, and on top of me, me behind you, the missionary, and oh yeah - seven hours later *in deeper thought* That should about do it."

  • lmao. Beneath me? wtf? is rape or something? XD when he says beneath me it cracks me up XD

  • Cao Pi: Sup, bitch. Wanna get banged? XD

    I would be laughing so badly

  • @foothunter30 HaHaHa hahahahahha lol Man you made me crack up lol that would be fuckin funny

  • wow, uh Zhen Ji did give birth to Cao Rui after 8 months of Cao Pi and her marriage.

  • So when she was buried in real history her face was covered by her hair and her mouth was covered by rice grains these 2 were placed in the specific places for her to complain in the afterlife and after cao pi's second wife died she was buried and also her head was covered by her hair and her mouth was covered by rice so that she cant see sunlight AND cant talk in the after life

  • @bosconovitch999 wait...what?

  • killed by a flute, wtf

  • "Beneath me?" lol, Cao Pi is a perfect match for Zhen Ji.

  • I don't like when Zhen Ji said ", Who are you? I won't forgive such rude words!"

    Like how is that even rude words?! That was like Cao Pi was praising her!

  • Beneath me..........? Cao Pi......just wow........ that sounded so dirty. they should raise the ratings of this Game, JK JK JK!!

  • ZJ: "Okay I'll join."

    *Cao Pi unzips pants*

    ZJ: "Wait what the hell!?"

    CP: "I said 'beneath me'. Now bloom!"

  • @TheRamstorm lol

  • Hahaha

  • that sounded dirty lol

  • @pinkheartscutie yea sadly there are alot of guys like that now forcing, abuse, using women as puppets. luckily not all men are like that :)

  • I hate Coa Pi, He forced her to be his wife and made her leave her actual husband, then he forced her commit suicide >.<

  • @pinkheartscutie Why did he force her to commit suicide I could never find out

  • @Anime4Life35 He made her commit suicide, because he thought that the son that Zhen Ji gave birth to ( Cao Rui) was actually Yuan Xi's son ( Yuan Xi was her previous husband that he made her leave). I know, a dumb thing to kill someone. But anyway, when Cao Pi became emperor, he didn't want Zhen to be the empress( even though she was his wife). When Zhen heard about this, she got upset, then when Cao Pi found out about this, he grew bitter and made her commit suicide.

  • @VNvideos13 Ouch so then he got a new wife?

    Oh yea did they know that it takes 9 monthes to make a baby back then or not?

    Cao Pi is a fool to turn down Zhen Ji lmao shot that good looking woman and all I have to do is raise her previous husban's kid sounds like a even trade to me XD

  • @Anime4Life35 Yep, Cao Pi was a stupid jerk- Zhen Ji was actually the nice and innocent one. Of course, it was pretty strange that zhen got the baby out like 8 months after their marriage, leading to gossip that the baby was Yuan Xi, but come on, Cao Pi, live with it!! The woman Guo Nuwang who gossiped to cao pi about the baby being Yuan Xi's was also a huge jerk- I don't even know why Cao Pi married her after Zhen ji. I get mad every time I think of zhen ji dead because of those two.

  • Haha. Cao Pi is a sweet talker.

    charming. Lolz

  • OOO PETALS.

  • wait i thought cao cao captured her??

  • @arthasdemon

    Did you know in SW3 Oichi's weapon is called 4 chakrams stuck together? No joke. Look it up.

  • a pipe just killed 2 people wha

  • @ThePredalien1 Flute lol gotta love the tools girls fight with in these games

  • beneath me

    u mean armpits? lolz

  • Cao Pi is smooth like a mothafucka.

    too bad he was named after Cow urine =3

  • ... ouch.

  • @KingVirmire ahaaha... not.

  • Cao Pi: Ahh... Such a beautiful flower to be found in the battlefield come with me

    *Zhen Ji is like WTF*

    XD

  • @puppetscorpion65 Then she's like, "Oh wait.. I'll consider, beneath you."

  • *Wei Yan comes out of nowhere* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIE !

  • Cao Pi's Voice Actor Is The Same One If Hanzo Hattori's Voice Actor From Samurai Warriors 1

    I Hope He'll Do Hanzo's Voice Again In English ):

  • I used to be able to imatate her voice, but I have to practice so i can do so once more

  • @AngelOfMine223

    nice :P

  • Cao Pi Just screw her alredy! LOL

  • Ohhhhhhh just say: you're so hot.

    I want you to be my wife and

    I just want to fuck with you

  • Heh.

    "Beneath me"

    I smirked.

  • Cao Pi:" You have a decision to make. Do you really want to stay here with these Yuans?"

    Zhen Ji:" ...now that you mention it, not really. You had me when you say 'beneath me'. I'll come with.

  • Cao Pi: You Have a Decision to make do you really want to stay with these Yuans or would you rather let your petals bloom... beneath me?

    Zhen Ji: Sure what the heck I mean your are kinda cute

    Cao Pi: Really? Oh Thanks very much :)

  • " such a beutifull flower"

    "HOW DARE YOU TO INSULT ME!!!!"

  • zhen ji .. my fave :) & cao pi rly knows wt 2 say! lmao XD x)

  • "beneath me"

    that made me laugh (x

  • SAME sounds dirty

  • Oh... zhen ji looks like she is considering. She looks hotter in DW6.

  • lol I love how he adds, "...beneath me."

    Oh, Cao Pi, you know just what a girl wants to hear.

  • Hum..cao pi like woman old more than him...

  • Could anyone please tell me how I play this special stage Battle of Guan Du?? please reply!!! I've followed the achievement guide it told me to choose the scenario Divided land and choose Yuan Shao's forces and skip the invasion and i will be prompted to enter the battle I have done this several times and NO SPECIAL STAGE BATTLE OF GUAN DU! is there something im doing wrong?! am i choosing the wrong scenario?? PLEASE REPLY!

  • which char did u choose? if im nt wrong, if ur playing as cao pi, this should be ur 1st battle

  • i dont remember but i think it was Yuan Shao and i was going to say before that i got to play the battle of Guan Du anyway because after i thought this battle wasnt going to happen i just went on with the scenario anyway and by the time i conquered Liu Bei the choice to enter the battle appeared which i wasnt expecting and i completed it.. afterwards i started the Guan Du campaign as Dian Wei an again the battle of Guan Du appeared shortly after so idk what to say

  • maby try with cao cao next time

  • LOL :)

  • my 2 fav female chars are zhu rong and zhen ji

  • Its good that you put up these videos. You are awesome! ohhh can you put up the ruler cut scenes of Zhem Ji in DW5: Empires? I hear that she does very good ruling better than Cao Cao.

  • DW4 XL

    Cao Pi: Zhen Ji, join me, I'll GIVE YOU THE WORLD!!!!

    The first time playing that mission, I lmao....

  • Innuendo much?

  • My second favorite girl after sun shang xiang

  • Her tids r tight. O.o

  • beneath Cao Pi sounds weird let her petals blooms (man I'm thinking weird)

  • -slaps Cao Pi- RUDE WORDS SHOUlD NOT BE FORGIVEN!

  • Genobee09, do u mean Zhen Ji's flute. lol yeah >=D i agree...

  • Oh! Nice pick up line!

  • cao pi knows what he wants, and when he see's something he likes....he takes it. >:)

  • o_O

    cao pi yhuu pervert xD

    still~

    this is my faves couple~

  • yuk i dont like his voice.

  • "Beneathe me..." I was laughing my head off when I first saw this.

  • Is it just me.....or are Zhen Ji`s shoulders wide? 0-o. Anyway, That was kinda awkward when cao pi said 'beneath me?' I was laughing sooooo hard when this scene came. XD

  • My god, so sexual... lol

    or let your petals bloom.... beneath me.

    How could I forget I laugh so hard when I first heard it from the game?

  • lol cao pi's so funny.

  • PFWAHAHA..."Beneath me?" Oh man.

  • Um, stay wit the Yuans? OR hang out with COW PEE?

    Yeah, that was probably a VERY tough decision to make Zhen Ji!!!! :0

  • My oh my, Zhen Ji's hand is always glued to her hip

  • "Beneath me?" Good god, there's so much innuendo here that I wonder if they should up the rating. lol

  • LOL

  • Holy crap, she's just goes *smack* on the two at first. O.o

    I gotta get this game. xD

  • i love these two!!!!

    :)

  • total sexual inuendo lol

  • lol! i agree!

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