Biggest Dork Ever

[supereggist]

well i feel sorry for the guy... but i still laughed when he farted

[DYRI109]

retard



[keelybennett3]

my type of guy ;)

[gucci13]

bill gates started out being this....

[lkrnpk]

not a woman but yeah, nervousness, voice and mentioning of anime probably keep him from getting laid....

[lkrnpk]

find it hard talk to people, especially FEMALES...

[MC2Musik]

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[TheBlackopsdj]

if he goes to school shooting people then you guys are to blame with your f^cked up comments

[HappyHooker83]

@TheBlackopsdj LOL!!!

[JGSOA]

O' no i'm on this side of youtube again....

[Gazlow]

like a bosss

[SkullcandifiedDj]

What a lady killer!!!

[wotlkandcrackaddict]

o_O

[raksudaful]

i would love to date him <3

[Kenmasterpiece]

Baller!



[lokalllize]

he looks like micheal sheer

[DerSchnurrbart]

I like how he mentions that one of his biggest turn-ons is a woman's voice when his own voice is super annoying and nasal.

[Maremalo21]

i would

[mattnotdoormat]

(ima wild and crazy  and strange but yet im a down to earth guy) BIPOLOR, is what u call it

[starsandbarsforever]

for christs sake leave the kid alone. there is nothing wrong with the dude looking to get laid. even nerds need it too.

[charj091]

He reminds me of Michael Cera...

[pancakemixinmexico12]

jk he is extremely ugly. i feel so bad for him. he lies to himself and tells people his god damn glasses are cool!

[pancakemixinmexico12]

he ith tho hot girlth!!!!!!!!!

[shiabaybay]

Awww, I'm hoping that he's got some by now! lol

[TheParaz]

They call me Attaru who is the biggest looser of an anime, but he has a real cute alien girlfriend - best pickup line ever! :D

[sickpuppy4o20o1]

I'd fuck the shit outta this virgin

[dielan44]

what a queer haha

[soulburn2k5]

aww he is so cute, i feel sorry for him

[XxDrD34THxX]

Yo... Trust me, he get mad pussy 

[stoneblade500]

@XxDrD34THxX Fo sho nigga, da pussy be riper every day fo dis nigga.

[DubsteppersHD]

is this real?

[deanthebean91]

@Ck1299 hahaha first off its waste no waist dipshit, and I don't care cause its my time and I'm not wasting one bit of it. My life doesn't revolve around material items, but guess what they're nice to have. These people and cunts, yes I said cunts, feel sorry for him and say shit like oh I'd date him blah blah. NO. Cause without money and "useless material items" no girl would want to be with a guy especially like this cause their life would be miserable. haha get out of here with that shit.

[DareDevil8D]

The biggest turnoff about him is his voice and his nervousness... : /

[FS98FSX]

OMG its kyles cousin KYLE from south park annoying and you who lives with there parents

[Kap420able]

He isnt been himself hes a liar because he has everything prerehearsed lol and i bet his biggest turn on is world of war craft LMAO

[Neojester15]

Wild and crazy guy? ughm i dont see it.

[Flamespark32]

I've only had one girl friend but after looking at him, I feel like I could date megan Foxx. No I'm no where near looking like him, 16, and on the skinny side xDDDDDD Peace out nubz

[MNM2884nick]

Lol i laugh how thie title is called The biggest dork and yet i don't see one i see an honist dud how ever you fuking spell that shit but yet people who hate him have no life cause i bet they won't say it in front of him cuz he is probaly like 21 so he does't give a shit lol.

[BRAeminem]

@trucksD1

somehow i highly doubt it, out of all the people i know, none of their bosses are nerds, and they work 100,000 a year jobs. and thats afte tax.

[MrSavagegamer]

@BRAeminem well ya but the nerds get the highest paying jobs, and they will be giving you one of those jobs :)

[Pizzaman0101]

This guy is 10000000000000000000 times better than Justin bieber

[trucksd1]

Don't make fun of nerds! They will be the ones giving you a job!

[athlonz2007]

this gotta be fake

[TheFunnyJustin]

U guys are jerks u call these guy a nerd,dork he dosnt care what u call him u Jerks that think or call him a nerd,geek,loser,dork you are a JERK wit NO LIFE HATERS!!!

[Ostnizdasht206]

I like anime (DBZ, Gundam Wing, Naruto, etc.) but if you know like underground anime like the one he mentioned (Whatever it was called) then yeah.. uber geek.

[AKAzackolorels]

you could mute the video and still tell he has a lisp

[princeoftennis198]

I'm speechless I only wish I was as cool as this guy cuz he must get a cheerleader every day and a porn star every night

[Chaeromanie]

Oh come on, people. There are those nerds, who are charming because of their intelligence and because they think a bit differently and therefore can inspire you to widen your horizons.

AND THEN, there are guys like him, talking about how they want a "naturalist" as a girlfriend, yet jerk off to hentai.

[XxCaptnTwinkyxX]

I'd like to go raiding with him ;)

[lovethegame2455]

lol the funniest part of this video is the fact people are making fun of him. hes probably one of the nicest guys youll ever meet.

[Chaeromanie]

@lovethegame2455 I really don't think so. He seems to be your typical pretentious special snowflake with all that "Respect me for being a nerd!"-stuff, while ranting about how wearing jewelry and enjoying to buy anything else than anime and manga is materialist and a huge turn-off. It's just hypocritical (because he is, to some people, a big turn-off, too) and therefore, as I said, pretentious. But hey, just my two cents.

[TEAM2RECKLESS]

what's this guy's mage level?

[guapedupjj]

Hahahahahah. This guys reminds me of one of my friends. Puuuaaaahhhhh

[MrDudeer]

guys dont hate him what did he do you

[Frijolitobeanman]

Oh yeah imma dude and id reck that bitch

[1goodmanyourself2]

This is the guy who fucked Pam Anderson on that boat

[Maliciiousss]

Sort of extremley shy. Hm.

[CrazeeCatrin]

i'm a barrrrelll of laufffs to be arounnnd!

[pimas11]

00:28 Fart?

[ClonetrooperChowder]

@pimas11 Lol nah it was a queef

[tbskms]

Shut up already. You want to get laid? Try something besides talking. It's your only hope besides hookers.

[kenzers17]

He'd seem ok if not for his negativity in himself. Big turnoff. Plus maybe a little...vocal coaching. XD I'm very auditory and I found his voice to rub my ears the wrong way.

[MIVECturbo2]

Luckless loser....

Sounds like you

[youn0itdude]

Jeeeeesus. It should be illegal to be this fly.

[wnfcjkenvfj]

'especially females' llooooooolll who the fuck calls them females!

[poopascoopaloop]

@wnfcjkenvfj what's a female? i think you mean a girl

[NOsTriLcOw]

Wellll he thinx his glasses look cool?

[master58576]

Ahahaha funny guy :) Good vid

[PHNOMENONG6]

that's so mean. he is so hot.

[StrangerNReality]

Is this real?

[SmittyHeWasNumber1]

I like this guy,he could be a good friend that you could probably trust. I appreciate polite people.

[DiamonyiaZone]

@SmittyHeWasNumber1 1. he said he was a wild and crazy guy xD 2. he said that he was down to earth. how can you trust that? :P

[Thegman313001]

Is this mort goldmans dating video from family guy

[Annon6797]

@deanthebean91 i draw anime, it's pretty cool i don't watch it tho haha. yeh he does look like a nerd but i have seen nerdier & i would deffo not date him but he could be a nice guy so stop hatin' & don't be so judgemental.

[IARE1031]

woody allen

[pokemonplayable]

He Is ok

[Samantha7805682054]

One thing that women love is when men are honest about who they are, and they don't just lie about who they are.

[sonictrasher]

He's not that bad of a nerd.

[Samantha7805682054]

@sonictrasher No, not at all. Really, thumbs this up if you think he is kind of cute.

[81crispy]

Honest woman???....never heard of those ...FAIL DORK!!!

[theultimatecritic5]

do you notice how in the beggining he refers to caring about people he knows about, not people he knows.

[fuckXtheXsystem]

Nothing wrong with being a dork. He seems like a good guy.

[whatchandstudy7]

I asked my cousin if she wold date him. We played this video and I havent laughed this hard in a long time. Poor guy,

[TheNarhen]

I think we can all agree that we're all a little bit like this guy, he's just all of us put to together

[1stuy]

if he changed the way he talked, he could at least be as hot as michael cera! he's cute!

[ohmypregnanthead]

Holy shit

[iPodTouchDoes]

Everyone who says he cant talk to girls or get laid r dipshits. Ur mom couldnt get laid either until i changed that. Say hello to daddy! .... It still is funny

[brysonsaucer]

u guys som ppl r different stop sippin on da hatorade im 10 and id like to hang out with him he seems nice :)

[AfonsoRamone]

SHUT THE FUCK UP XD

[madassassin4ever]

He shouldn't give a shit anyway, in a few years he'll have enough money to buy a date whenever he feels the need.

[SmittyHeWasNumber1]

Just slow down your verbage and lower your voice tone and you should do fine dude.

[DrDrova]

@SmittyHeWasNumber1 And dont talk about anime.

[shift2drft]

0:28 HE SHIT HIS PANTS LMFAO, and i mean i'm i'm i'm

[TheDomePop]

@shift2drft not really

[StoneOptix]

He might be kinda cute after puberty.....maybe

[bigd194]

he needs a hooker not a dating service

[JotaPreisler]

I'd love to have this guy as a little brother

[NarutoDipShit]

He annoys me don't know why.....

faggot

[alow412]

@NarutoDipShit  haha this guy is great , quit hattinnn ha

[NarutoDipShit]

@alow412

.....no he aint great he is f-ing pathetic

[alow412]

@NarutoDipShit haha no hes a cool kid man , he chills with a bunch of crips haaha

[NarutoDipShit]

@alow412

dude wtf don't smoke so much...

[alow412]

@NarutoDipShit haha its so funny how people get serius on youtube , lame 

[NarutoDipShit]

@alow412

Well sorry if i offended you or something but i still think he is a fag

[onca51]

Haha I'm 16 and i look older than him

[deanthebean91]

LMAO! ANIME? Long hard words? against material items!? Glasses look cool!?! omfg this kid is the epitome of a fucking loser. I ain't no Fabio by far, but this is fucking hilarious. Fuck you pussies who defend him, you girls are liars if you say you'd want him or a guy like him. Shut your mouth cunts.

[monsterboy96]

@deanthebean91 yup his glasses are fucking amazing

[TrybalXPRAM3NT]

the people who say to leave him alone can't get laid

[alow412]

@TrybalXPRAM3NT haha looks like what you commented was fails

[tommyboyelite1067]

He sounds like Ned from shanedawsontv

[FishizzleBoy]

I'm sortuve EXTREMELY shy! ASKLGHASLKNADLKGSLAKDJFASDf

[POC777]

Here's some advice: Stare at a beautiful woman for a long time and you will grow a beard

[tehbossman99]

hes the coolest, normalist, nicest, mature and sensible person on this "dating on demand" thing ok so if u say anythign about him then ur just a fuckin douche bag go to hell. this guy is my favorite ever on these videos. glad hes gettin out theere tryin to find soem1

[earumbalski]

this guy is gay



[alow412]

@earumbalski dont hate haha

[rebeccaannhay]

Aww, he seems nice! Any woman would be lucky to have a man like that. What's so great about those cocky bodybuilders anyway? I'd be happy if he was my boyfriend :).

[Gasterad12]

What a fag

[J0nteH]

"THe people that i ..... know about"

[ZombieTeacherz]

Let me flourish my 'honesty'; I sense bullshit in all of his words.

But, the fact that he can't socialize with the opposite gender seems true :D

[ITZBASSMAN]

Glasses do mAke him look cool.......

[frank0nh]

WTF I'm out

[GoatHole1]

Why the fuck does this loser like sex and the city

[deadoralive750]

lol his ID is Staru381 lol

[dragonsayer1412]

Think he might be trollin'...

[soaperstars]

The idea of "dorks" or "nerds" can be funny especially when someone's just acting, but I thought this guy was sweet and honest. It makes me so sad when people feel the need to hurt each other :(

I hope he finds someone as equally as nice as he seems.

[NanookMagic]

actually any girl who listened to this, but cannot see him, they might actually like!

he has great qualities he has and wants

[archphoenix17]

ha barrel of laughs

[camelius]

Poor guy, at least he had the balls to make a video telling the world how he feels.

[Bagatronic]

I'd fuck the shit outa that guy.

[realsc00ter]

@Bagatronic wow lol

[iStalked]

So he says he would love to date a girl who make a good conversationalist, the only way this will happen is if he will slow down his talking speed and his stop ranting on..-,-

[BlueFlamingoFilms]

he is prolly justin bieber's father

[mysteryfargoman]

He sounds gay

[Aliibox]

HE-MAN!

[KCRskidder]

LMAO

[negroninjaaaa]

i wouldnt think is a nerd.... but he sounds gay

[JDSureshot9292]

lol this is the kind of kid tht would commit suicide. not bcause he lives with his parents. not bcause he cant get a girl. not bcause he sounds gay as fuck. its not even bcause ppl tell him 2 do it everyday. hes used 2 all tht. he would kill himself bcause he knos its the rite thing 2 do lmao

[toystoryowns5]

Sure your looking for a girl lol

[Falador321]

"wild and crazy" in wow...

[99fishing58]

danm man this guy could get megan fox any day!!!!!

[BlueFlamingoFilms]

justin bieber is cooler then him.

[RetardedFriendsMusic]

@BlueFlamingoFilms

Srry impossible

[TheNarhen]

I'd Date him.

Im a guy.

Stop Hatin.

He probably has the hottest woman in the world right now.

[Aquahorseify]

@TheNarhen are you gay?

[TheNarhen]

@Aquahorseify No

[Aquahorseify]

@TheNarhen Ok....that;s nice to know

[redking133]

@TheNarhen lolwut?

[mike00147]

I honestly feel genuinly bad for this guy

[gigablega]

Kip?

[zachioki13]

Did you know that dork means a whales penis, so basically this dude is the biggest whales penis

[p30000]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooww­wwwwwww

[3lmo111]

shut up kid.

[TheSkyemeister]

Hes a STUD! Id do him. ;3

[CAPShockeyxx12]

fuckyou makingg fun of nerd, yaa im cool but i still respect them dont hatee they'll help you 1 dayyyy........

[x0volcom]

@CAPShockeyxx12 Yeah ok you faggot you wouldnt be cool for shit

[CAPShockeyxx12]

@x0volcom i ammm actuallyyy stfuu and respect em and stop trying to fight people over the internet 2 people u dont know ha sum life u have gaming on the computer wen im out with my friendsssss

[x0volcom]

@CAPShockeyxx12 yeah i really doubt some kid trying to get people to think hes cool is actually cool you fucking queer your probably just gay, and when you said your out with your friends thats just probably all your pimps, go home you queer and you dont even make sence you dick sucking whore racoon.

[CAPShockeyxx12]

@x0volcom hahah wow ur funny with ur wordss im not gay cuz i actually have a gf and uuuuu im cool cuz i have many friends,a great life if u cant accept tht then FUCK OFF U GAY BULLY GO 2 HELL AND GO KILL URSELF BITCH!

[x0volcom]

@CAPShockeyxx12 i really doubt that you queer faggot you little faggot kid your just trying to make yourself seem cool and because you called me a bully that means im actually bothering you queer bitch thats a good thing, because when i bother retarded homosexuals like you thats a total accomplishment and your probably just some fat fuck living in his moms basemant, now get the fuck off youtube and go slice your pussy in half then feed it to your lesbian monster of a boyfriend. Fuck you damn fag

[CAPShockeyxx12]

@x0volcom dude ur fuunyyyy if i show this 2 the cops ur ass is tracked down and arrested and shes not a lesbian cuz were goin out, im not a nerd, UR THE ONE WHO THINKS UR COOL FOR SWEARING so i dont know y ur wasting ur time talkin to me a cool kid or as u call it a nerdd well ur cool im pretty sure ur goth and have no life.. im never commenting back soo dont try. who knows ill might show the cops or might not

[weirdnubes]

IF YOUR MAKING FUN OF THIS GUY STOP BECAUSE HES NOT A DORK IF YOU LISTEN TO WHAT HES SAYING HE REALLY COOL I DONT SEE WHY THEY THINK HES WEIRD THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM HIS VOICE BE A LITTLE SQUEKY BUT WHO CARES AND HES RIGHT HIS GLASSES LOOK REALLY COOL.

[Azoicum]

@weirdnubes But Jews wear them cirumcision foreskin on their left big toe and thats why they walk on flip-flops. Thats not cool except for Arizona.

[KarlxMxN]

@Azoicum What? lol...

[ashoftomorrow]

@weirdnubes oh, hi there, louis, how are you doing?

[unrealxplicit]

:) made me happy that someone like that is trying, YOUR THE SHIT KEEP GOING

[Purifacted]

0:23

[mitchqqqqqq]

@Purifacted lol!

[Judge4utube]

Thumbs this up if you're about to click on that video on the black guy with big mouth

[baco62]

@Judge4utube hes next...lol!!!!!!!!

[infectedcalf]

@Judge4utube your a genius!

[Judge4utube]

@infectedcalf lol, I haven't yet to click it. Its Scary....