the most horrible sound ever?

[xXMetalSacrementusXx]

kinda sounds like a violin....

[sweetgyy]

now that's what I call talent!

[kaledean1]

0:49 hilarious

[LupiWolfman]

how to make fun of your fans on stage

[Holdington]

Bret the Hitman Hart!

[pmaguire13]

sounds like a voilin

[OtherRealmer]

Bad for your strings, too.

[JustAmazingLikeThat]

Sounds like our clarinet section. Wow, that was awful... band nerd pay no mind.

[TheBipolarBullet]

Justin Bieber's voice >.<

[97beachboy]

nice teeth  - _ -

[gardenspoon]

@97beachboy I've got the light behind me... Not sure how relevent your comment is though.

[97beachboy]

@gardenspoon LOL sorry I made that comment, I didn't actually know you'd see it.

[gardenspoon]

@97beachboy I see most of them I think.

[IdaSputum]

@gardenspoon Nothing wrong with your teeth. The strings screamed -- but to me the worst sound is mans bum doing a LOOSE baggy fart

[ARVNpistola313]

Hmmm... THat's giving me some ideas. Maybe you can actually make music like that lol

[gardenspoon]

@ARVNpistola313 Maybe... :)

[CleanAndDistorted]

sounds like a child playing a recorder XD ur also a legend

[ottozing]

i would have responded with one time by bieber but id get in trouble

[xxmrbloodxx]

but.. will it blend?

[gth3andatvs60]

the sound of biebier

[inuyasha331]

G string 17th fret. B string 18th fret. High E 19th fret.

Then bend it, MWAHAHAHA!

[troghin]

@inuyasha331 im goin to bend the g string of your mom lolz

[williamoscarcharly]

i like ur video

ur not one of that stupid guys that say its the worst guitar play and they play good

they only want us to say

"noo u r awesome"

[gardenspoon]

@williamoscarcharly Oh yeah, I've seen a few of those, for some reason people are more intertested in watching bad stuff than good.

[williamoscarcharly]

@gardenspoon jaja ur right

some of us want to have some fun hearing that bad stuff or awfull players XD

[musicjermy]

the noise is acually pretty funny..lol

[gardenspoon]

@musicjermy Yes, horrible stuff often is :)

[austinmclaren]

yer ur wife makes a worse noise when im doin her

[gardenspoon]

@austinmclaren Very good!! :)

[ami2evil]

...your voice!

[gardenspoon]

@ami2evil ...what about it?

[DezCursz]

Yep, my ears are bleeding.

[gardenspoon]

@DezCursz The temptation to listen is too great, even when the risks are so high...

[r4n4y]

thats a damn recorder u fagget

[gardenspoon]

@r4n4y No, it's a guitar, do you not use your eyes?

[B1acked0ut]

It kind of sounds like a train screeching on rusty 200 year old rails or some shit.

[gardenspoon]

@B1acked0ut Yes, that would just as bad

[codyjt5150]

0:54 your dog is like fuck that im outta here hahaha

[gardenspoon]

@codyjt5150 Yeah, she most definitely does not like this sound :)

[biker5211]

hahahahha dude its a recorder.

[gardenspoon]

@biker5211 I can assure you, this sound is even worse than it sounds... if that makes any sense?

:)

[biker5211]

@gardenspoon even worse than a horribly tuned violin newbie?

[gardenspoon]

@biker5211 Possibly

[asvezesemelhor]

sound like a flute being played quite badly i must say...(facepalm)

[gardenspoon]

@asvezesemelhor I can hear that too. I am quite proud of this revolting noise, thanks :)

[markwoodland1]

that guitar is getting raped and it's screaming for help

WHO WILL HELP IT?!?!?

[gardenspoon]

@markwoodland1 No one will help, nobody cares for guitar-rape...

[markwoodland1]

@gardenspoon but...

but...

it's just...

the guitar...

the rape...

but no one's helping...

what is this world coming too :'(

lol :D

[Dragonfly3004]

hahahah i've a key finder, its a device you hang on your keys and when you whistle, it will beep and flicker lights so you can find it. It went of with this film ! XD

[gardenspoon]

@Dragonfly3004 That's quite cool :)

[RadioMasterDude]

Sounds like a little recorder getting raped

[gardenspoon]

@RadioMasterDude Yeah, I think that you are right

[PianoplayingFanatic]

@RadioMasterDude LOL!

[Kumquaticus]

Trust me, it's even worse when you clean the rosin off of a violin.

[gardenspoon]

@Kumquaticus I must experience that sound, post it and respond :)

[Kumquaticus]

@gardenspoon I'll try. I can't guarantee that you'll like it, though.

[gardenspoon]

@Kumquaticus I don't want to like it... I want it to be painful

[HKDrider]

@Kumquaticus ur right

[EmmaColorful1]

OUCH!!!!!!

[mjd0503]

ouch my ears have popped

[celtkid95]

If I did this with an electric guitar would the pickups pick it up?

[Nazareeni]

Use a string winder on a very slack high E string then wind all the way in speed until the string snaps.

[Kingddd333]

Second grade general music sound right there

[hemlei]

i can make a noise my arse and if u let me be sick in ur face then its a date big boy and was u the drummer out ov nirvana dave grohl

[squid262]

Blink-182

[squid262]

I take that back, Nickelback.

[daftroger]

sounds like a badly played recorder

[keeponrockin999]

maybe you should clean your strings more often

[espf100monsterman]

why am i laughing?!

[jordanpasek]

that sound is horrbile, it should never have been filmed....like saw...the movie, not the tape thing

[joinmyteam]

sounds like a flute:D and why did it get so quiet around me?:)

[albinoblackrabbit]

nasty! I want my hearing back!

[dobby240]

oooh shit maaan... xD

[burpeemetaldrumguy]

hahahahaah

[sum33]

omfg its a violin

[gardenspoon]

It does sound like that I agree :)

[IHATEYOURHAIRCUT]

your an asshole

[gardenspoon]

You're a lonely cretin...

[soupie]

the same thing happens when I clean my guitar with fast fret. lol

[gardenspoon]

Oh yeah, fastfret is horrible stuff...

[soupie]

I think its great.

[SW1]

are you SURE you were cleaning the strings on the guitar?

i'm suspecting you went back in time and got some clips of my grade 5 music class learning to play the recorder. 'cause that's EXACTLY what we sounded like

[gardenspoon]

Ha ha, that'd make a great video response :)

[MrLettherebemusic]

ha ha ha ha lmao seriusly wow dat is funny shit

[viomartyr]

that's EXACTLY why i hate cleaning strings!!!

[YVONNE241191]

horrible sound...

but the babies make it better...

[baloch919]

god

thats a hoorible sound

lol

[JacksonRhoads82]

dude yeah i know what Ur talking about, its hella annoying

[shooksonv2]

umm hair cut?

[MadMonkeyBoy08]

I think Ill be able to do one lol

[gardenspoon]

Go on then...:)

[Minizilla]

That was pretty bad...the noise I mean. It's close to nails-on-a-chalkboard. As for me, though, the worst sound I've ever heard is anytime my wife asks me "You busy?" It means I'm about to do some mind-numbing chore that really, she could just as easily do. It sends chills up my spine each time o.o

[gardenspoon]

Ha ha! I know exactly where you are coming from. ;-)

Thanks Minizilla

[emmtampa]

I would rather listen to this sound than look at your hideous face and you disgusting teeth...given a choice...

[gardenspoon]

Are you lonely?

[emmtampa]

Maybe a bit, but thank fucking God I am not as lonely as some mother fucker that takes the time to make a video to post on youtube like this...Sweet Christ, I can't imagine being such a pathetic loser...

[gardenspoon]

YouTube is here for people to make and share videos, the real lonely tossers only come here with nothing to offer other than insults. As far as lonliness is concerned, personally I couldn't imagine being so bored as to watch videos that I didn't like just to fill in the time, maybe you need a hobby...just a suggestion.

[BlitzkriegBopp]

@emmtampa You can't imagine being such a pathetic loser since your worse than that already.

[xxsatoxx]

I like the Nails-on-chalkboard a lot more annoying. ^^

[gardenspoon]

What you like nails on  the chalkboard because it's more annoying????

Thank you :)

[Nesflodur]

Lovely.

[gardenspoon]

Really?

;-)

[olenlotharjoo]

Sounds like some fucked up flute ^_^

[gardenspoon]

That would be a very badly damged flute :)

Thanks

[XDarkSaiyanPrinceX]

hahah thats a terrible sound! :P

[gardenspoon]

Yes I am very proud of this awful racket. :)

[faffytunes]

That is a sure irritating sound

[gardenspoon]

Admit it - you like it really ;-)

[Nitroxnick]

what did you put on the cloth that made that sound?

[gardenspoon]

Lemon oil, it's for cleaning the fingerboard.

[Tadek59]

Wow this was the terrible sound !

Hahaha great job !

5*****

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Tadek :)

[pencilcollectionpost]

your best composition yet!

[gardenspoon]

I thought you'd think that

[abbeyharry1952]

Sounded just like my brother when learning the violin LOL thanks for sharing-5***** and Keep Smiling

[gardenspoon]

Thanks Mary

[wolfchow3]

But before I do that I will try to come up with a worse sound.

[gardenspoon]

I'll look forward to that ;-)

[wolfchow3]

That was beautiful Paul. I didn't know you could play the voilen so we'll! It sounded like whale communication without the water.

LOL

[gardenspoon]

Ah GW, you liked this sound ;-)

Thanks mate

[wolfchow3]

Actually it sounded pretty cool to me.

[wolfchow3]

I am going to go out and buy me some lemon oil and clean the strings on my guitar. When I do, I will post and see how close it sounds to your video.

[iaco4ever]

Paul!!*****!BRRRR!!!! :-) Have made me come the hen skin!! A sincere hi from Pino

[gardenspoon]

Hello Pino,

Sorry to have hurt your ears ;-)

[alphasimaed]

horrible sound

[gardenspoon]

Indeed

Thanks alphasimaed

[alphasimaed]

wow dude

[Iittlegalah]

smoke is comming out of my speakers and my ears are bleeding

I played your sound and it started my wife nagging

[gardenspoon]

Yeah it's horrid, but I bet you wanted to listen again :)

[Iittlegalah]

What can I do about her nagging she is my wife?

[gardenspoon]

Smile?

[tonnyosmond]

lol, stoppppppppppp

[gardenspoon]

Thanks tonny :)

[roadbikemum]

I could sing?!

Actually there is nothing worse than hearing a blow out 27 miles from home in the pouring rain.x.

[gardenspoon]

Sing!

Sing!

Sing!

Aw no, you got a puncture? I tell you what's worse; getting a puncture and then finding that your spare is flat.

[roadbikemum]

yeah done that been there-always got enough money for a taxi in my pocket.Ha-Ha.x.

Do you want me to sing???????????????????

[gardenspoon]

OK, with no cash, and it's ten-past bedtime...

Yes, sing!

[wizardeal]

I think the white noise my minicam condensor mic picks up is pretty bad, check my vid response

[gardenspoon]

I did Tim, to be honest there was a lot of extra sounds through resonance - I liked it, it didn't sound horrible at all

[villesangel69]

wow! lol

[gardenspoon]

Thanks villesangel

[ravisinghbeats]

sounds like me playing the cello in the fourth grade.

[gardenspoon]

I must hear that :)

Thanks Ravi

[pearljamgirl08]

hahahah that's me when I play the guitar!!!

[gardenspoon]

No it can't be that bad :)

[pandabear181]

lol my dog shit himself when he heard this video

[gardenspoon]

Mine didn't like it either :)

Thanks Apanda

[jondavis1234]

You're an amateur at noise, Paul! I've heard worst sounds than that. Nice attempt though. =)

Try doing the same thing with a violin. It sounds even worse! Don't forget to use something rubbery on it.

[gardenspoon]

I have a violin but I can't make it sound as bad as this. Anyway, show me how it's really done ;-)

Thanks Jon

[Heartkissing7]

Woaaa how terrible Paul...my poor ears are falling off ;-)LOL

[gardenspoon]

He he, I show this trick to all of my guitar students :)

Thanks Tina

[Heartkissing7]

Oh Wow Paul...then your Students all goes without ears home again?? =DD laaach

[gardenspoon]

Hmm, something like that :)

[delboy1978uk]

ow! stop that!! lol :-D

[gardenspoon]

Admit it Derek; you love it really ;-)

[ChiCkenproductions1]

ughhh!

Stop it! ahha

that was reall the worst sound i've EVER heard. i'm sending this to everyone i know!

[gardenspoon]

Ha ha!!Thanks ChiCkenprodutctions.

Please try to beat this horric sound too :)

[gazmetal]

This reminded me of Dumb And Dumber when he does the most annoying sound in the world. Well funny!

[gardenspoon]

I don't think I've seen that...

You know, I may do a video response to my own video, I've got loads of horrible noises

Thanks G

[winxger]

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was the worse noise ever

[gardenspoon]

Yeah thanks Rob, but can you match it? ;-)

[winxger]

i will have to think about that!

[hoffmann9471]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihh

Hahahah

[gardenspoon]

Not nice eh? :)

[XtremaDiva]

sounded like a nagging wife bitching some crazy shit at her old man right? of course i never do that LOL --- good vid... i will try to come up with a more annoying sound ;-)

[gardenspoon]

Hmm, you may be right there...

I look forward to your horrible noise :)

[Inky261]

wow 5*

[gardenspoon]

??

It's not supposed to be good lnky...

:)

[ratitafea]

Excellent.., Very, Very Original!!!!.

[gardenspoon]

Thanks ratitafea,

Did you like this noise then???? :)

[Kyouwa]

wow that was horrific!

I might take you up on that challenge :P

Depends if I can think of anything.

[gardenspoon]

Horric and educational :)

Please do make a worse sound; I'd love to hate it

Thanks Kyouwa

[Kyouwa]

got an idea, i'm gonna record it now :P

[gardenspoon]

;-)

[kansasmom66]

omg thats horrible