Steak and a Blow Job Day

[jcchurch]

Fuck the Lion King! No!

[MrReman23]

Is my dick the steak?

[spykeize]

Great day; terrible video

[mattyc765]

*WE DONT HAVE A FUCKING FIRE PLACE*

[GeneralHoohah]

No blow jobs, get the fuck out of my life. That's the rule EVERY guy should live by.

I've actually heard women say they don't believe in blow jobs. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of a woman's mouth, and in every case they're personality sucks. I can usually tell what kind of girls will and won't do it. Usually mature evolved women comfortable with their sexuality don't have a problem with it, while the total opposite of that do. But they aren't worth your time anyway.

[thekamisama]

Wrong, it is Pi Day!

[Debuction]

@thekamisama someone has never had a blowjob... and I sure hope to God you've had steak.

[thekamisama]

@Debuction Look I can appreciate that you are a hard working businessman, but I already know what a blowjob is so I do not need the private service you are offering. Perhaps you need to write your number in more bathroom stalls instead?

[Paigefoootwenty]

why cant my school do plays like these

[lolsebasstian]

happy steak and blowjob day

[clboy35]

atleast everyone will eat meat

[A5Hellcat]

It looks like its Steak and find a nre girlfriend day

[zsmith20]

that audience was laugh way too hard lol

[MrBlair56]

Seriously though, start spreading the word of this day. Through the power of our collective being we can create this holiday. March 14th...Steak and Blowjob Day. Spread the word guys because as we all know, you can never get enough Steak and/or Blowjobs. Btw, grab my keys for me, they should be on your mom's nightstand. I left them there after Blowjob Yesterday. A holiday that just her and I celebrate.

[Sangdude]

Awwww I actually felt bad for the guy at the end :(

[Questtechie]

Fuck the lion king.

[HSDDTS]

Pathetic

[BLUDGAMERZ]

ok the only bit i found funny was the last bit lol "eating my DICKK"

[kaosgoblin]

Dude throw her the fuck out. You dont sleep on the couch, she sleeps on the curb. PERIOD.

[xColtz]

At least he got a free steak out of it, right?

[coolthunder]

damn, that day happens to be my birthday :)

[DejectedPanda]

I've seen worse on SNL. This made me laugh a few times, anyway.

[jayiflowsick1]

it must have been the khaki pants

[SolenmSerpent]

"No Susan, no, fuck- fuck the Lion King! No!"

Hahahaha!

[SevenSeals]

I didn't think it was bad at all. Ive watched it a few times now and I still laugh just as much as the first time. Its amateur comedy, and I think they did a great job.

[Tuohy]

Why the hell didn't he finish the steak????!!!!!

[greengreen1227]

the people who aren't laughing, settle down, it isn't high class comedy. Then again, it isn't supposed to be! take it for what it is haha, how could you not laugh at the line "Fuck the Lion King!"

[mariotaz]

I found the 'What a guy wants on Valentines day funny' but everything else was more put on than... some...horribly lame Sitcom.

[TRIANGLEBLUZ]

wow, humor aint what it used to be. Who are these people who are laughing? Nerds who have never had a

BJ? who knows. this is about as lame as it gets

[whiterabbit116]

The audience laughed way too fucking easily. I'll bet everyone in the audience were friends of the actors.

[essyayen]

i didnt laf once...

[miketagf1]

Absolutely amazing no matter how many times I watch it!

[RunicznyBejzbol]

WTF is this

[1naturaldoc]

ROFL!

[firemanponch]

it's that time again!

[dadoody]

oooo

[simon2133]

pretty shit

[batman45anger]

Epic, fucking epic vid

[asdfxcxv]

women hate me

[pacheco2001usa]

Gosh, what a stupid video, not funny at all, how can someone laugh at this??

[JamieCIay]

I'm with you - poor comedy writing.

It would have been funnier if she had misunderstood what BJ stood for and was offering Blueberry Jam and the dude had to explain it to her.

Lame

[kevinkevcel]

One month left  :o

[chrisnealson]

No Susan NO FUCK THE LION KING!!! lol that was hilarious 5 stars

[alilake1]

lol

[grassmaneireann]

all americans sound the same!

[WaltherPPK909]

Hilarious. I love this, and now I'm spreading the word of March 14th.

[lynxhoney]

i actually like this idea. too bad the boy is a bit um, overenthusiastic

[vaf88]

whatever, i get a steak and bj on valentines day anyway

[badnewswade]

He should have tried giving her a blow job while he was on his knees, that would have got her in the mood to reciprocate! (well and not argued the toss about it as well, indeed, having a completley different attitude entirely would also help)

[Toxin8888]

go burn in a fucking fire

[lillylivers]

Every day should be steak and a blowjob day :3

[LightxEdge]

@lillylivers You were on my friendslist, but your account poofed. I was excited to see your comment randomly. :(

[metaflex]

wow that was boring

[ketchamftw]

is that the guy from iCarly?

[kingkongz777]

hahah...why the fuck would anyone give this a thumbs down?

[Plithgow]

note: begging for BJ doesn't work...

[TopCatOwns]

Yelling makes everything you say funnier, just like in high school comedy skits!!

[petcerina]

*giggles* some girls can't get enough blowjobs. You just haven't been looking in the right places.

[bluemystic7501]

So, what are you doing later? ;)

[AmbushReality1]

Fuck the lion king LMAO

[thunderflash82]

Only 1/1000 guys are flexible enough to give themselves a blow job but every guy has tried it at least once.

[asylem87]

LMAO THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!

wowFUCK THE LION KING!!!!

lol.. SHOE SHINE!!!!

[Myschly]

Mmmm... Steak & BJ day... Just gotta find a GF on saturday night (valentines day), and I'm clear from the "buying a gift", just gotta be nice sunday morning, and make sure the relationship lasts a month, and BAM!

;D

[GnawOnAaBrick]

ITC pretending

[MightyOak1488]

LOL! This is funny as hell!  S&BJ Day is genius!

[bmxleprechaun]

NO FUCK THIS FUCK THE LION KING! ahaha

[KSakamada]

"GIVE ME A BLOWJOB!"

[clontarf1002]

yep. This is exactly how it goes every darned day of the year, not just March 14th! Women suck, but not the way they should.

[RichardChuckie]

Haha, that was classic.

[PePeButte]

O_o You're right! lol Doesnt even look like a girl.. XD R

[Rustyboy705]

aha FUCK THE LION KING NO!!!

[RockstarTyler13]

XD! "FUCK the lion king, NO!"

[stillmaticstarlet]

I hate Valentine's day (and yes, I am a woman who hates it...we do exist!!!)....I don't really like steak though.....maybe there should just be two oral sex days instead....feb 14th- guy eats girl and march 14- girl eats guy?

[neuroticneko]

I hate V-day too. And I love steak. And everyday people should get oral!

[JCJasion]

March 25th is National Pick-Your-Bellybutton-Lint-And­-Eat-It Day

[DharmaAndGregNum1fan]

Rated 1, for trivial.

People are dieing in Africa and all he thinks about a a blow job? Maybe next Guy Valentines Day she'll get him a fucking heart.

[citizenintime]

People are dieing (sic) in Africa and all you can do is post a comment on YouTube? Come on, pal: prove that you understand perspective.

[RaiohTheHunter]

Yup, that's all we can do. And it looks like it's all you can do.

[niccotheone]

you sir are a moron... and have a giant vagina for a penis.... if you care about africa so much then go die with them over there gfy.

[Recrofne]

I rate this video ten stars.

[MOTOPAC]

Comedy today is not funny. This is stupid and pointless. Go to Iraq and step on a land mine.

[pennhatch]

March 14th is national pi day~!

[Crackerstak]

yup,3.14.my algebra teacher used to be like "you konw what holidy it is?" "PI day" we'd all be like right..

[motorbyclist]

awesome on all counts

[rruben038]

lame, stupid yelling actor

[Knobiknows]

happy steak and blowjob day everybody! :D

[mugenfa5]

@Knobiknows that's next month ^_^

[shadowxsombra]

@mugenfa5 That post is 2 years old lol.

[AVOLITE]

Lame.

[xilentpwn]

MARCH 14TH! !

[norte1989]

This is the best video on youtube!

[alasky86]

bless him

[BurninSnowMan]

bahahaha"it involved me eating steak, and rachel eating my.DICK" lol awesome

[bnjgirl133]

lol

[spimpulse81]

watch my bj day video!

[jakeis300]

march 14th!