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  • never been fired.

    i was let go of once cause the company was closing

    but my boss transfered me to a different place

  • i just got fired today for being late. i just cant sleep at night i got problems. but it was the first time ive been fired and im glad i can relate to someone whos been fired before

  • I remember getting fired from my first job because they thought I was stealing when I wasn't. Which is dump if you ask me.

  • man fuck ive never gotten fired eva ive always quit lol

  • You fucking slob.

    You look like Ron Jeremy.

  • Can you do me a favor and remove your brain from your head sit on it and fart on it. After that you can put your brain back in your head for me.

  • I got fired for moping the tables lol

  • Over the next eight years I did temp work, then worked permanently at Cigna Health Care (Intracorp) until a layoff on June 13, 2005. I had already planned to sell my place and got an offer on the very day I was laid off. Moved back to my hometown to an inherited home where I now live in retirement.

    The drill seems to be the same everywhere--you are called into a conference room with your supervisor and someone from HR and dismissed.

  • I moved to Dallas on September 16, 1967, to take a job at Chas. Dennery Bakery Supply, Inc. as an order clerk. Paul R. Wallis was my supervisor. We got paid on the 15th and last day of the month. On November 15, Mr. Wallis handed me my check and said "that ain't the job for you". However, on November 29, 1967, I was hired on at Lone Star Gas Co. where I remained for 30 years until a merger with DP&L formed TXU and resulted in early retirement.

  • my first job was at guitar center, and i left 3 weeks after cause my dept manager was gay and didnt teach me anything and took my sales on merch!

  • I got fired for requesting to have 10 minutes a day so I could eat my lunch. I made this request on a Friday. Monday morning the husband's wife sat me down to let me know they had given it some thought and that I was asking too much. I was so upset that the next day I called in to tell them so and by Wed morning I was fired. The good thing is I can now eat whenever I want, even if it's tuna from a can. And in case you're wondering I only weigh 109 and am 5ft. 2in. Doubt anyone wants to top this.

  • Reminds me of Herbert from family guy lol.

  • That guy sounds like a total prick.

    I'll amend my definition of fired to include "an employer feeling unnecessarily threatened by an employee either physically or mentally".

  • Actually, when the whole staff is "fired", they call it getting laid off... so I still contend that I've yet to be fired from a job.

    Besides that, fired typically means a single individual released from employment due to inferior work or insubordination.

  • Never been fired from a job. I've been "let go" from a tech support call center that was closing it's doors, and I've had disagreements with management and left, but I haven't been fired...yet...

  • Well, I told my mother about this and she said that I should write to the corporate offices in Honolulu. I gave them the address of our house in Hawaii and the addres of our house in AZ. We received an answer back by the time we got to AZ and was told that the situation was taken care of and that they changed the firing to quitting. Apparently this was not the first time this happened with this guy

  • I had a boyfriend at the time back in AZ and was not going to cheat on him so I told the guy to please stop and that I was underage. He did not and I went and complained to the manager. I went home that night and then back to work the next day and was told that I was fired and that I was creating a bad situation.

  • my first job that I worked at was at McDonalds but that was not the job that I got fired from. It was 1979(I was 17)summertime and I was working at Pizza Hut in Hawaii as a prep person. There was a worker there (brother in law of the manager) who was about 30 years old and was making his moves on me (trying to kiss me and hug me and get me alone in certain places)

  • LOL Racist Name!

    SAMBO'S!

    LOL!

  • that sucks. ok heres mine. i got fired from one place because i wouldnt do something illegal for them. work out of state without a lisence to work in that state. another because i was accused of taking 60 grand from the safe and they had me on tape. i took them to court and just like that they lost the tape of course. now 500 thousand lawsuit pending agenst them if they tell another company i apply for and cant come up with the tape. i cant wait until they slip up.

  • you were short-handed and your manager fired you....what an idiot he must have been

  • fehquig was here

  • Cinder was here =)

  • Bollocks woz ere

  • I got fired today. From my first real job ever.

  • you're a bad man:) lol...sorry bud. never got fired from any of my jobs. well, if the job i had when i was 12 counts. but i don't want to say it on here. might get "Chief" in trouble. shhhh!

  • No kidding. I don't know what it is, but I just enjoy watching his videos.

    Keep it up Mikma!

  • haha...it's oddly relaxing to watch your videos.

  • Hi, My first job was at 16, in a furniture store. The boss was a real psychopath, he was horrible. If you did it right, he'd yell, if you did too much, he'd yell, if you did too little, he'd yell. After 6 weeks I figured it wasn't worth it, I QUIT! I was the first of 20 employees, 6 months later only one was left (she was the boss' "pet")... I never got fired though!

  • i find i like watching your videos, just to hear you say "don't forget your grape juice" at the end, pure magic!

  • Is the band you knew called Chairmen of the Board?

  • yes

  • Mike Roberts, you rule! :D

  • FUCK YOU

  • MIKMA , it must B exciting to have viewers that R sexually attracted to you.............

  • Oh by the way the fuck you was directed at heartbomber not Mikma. =]

  • SORRY dash,  My Bad.......

  • mikmas awesome

  • MIKMA keep doing wat ur doing ur awesome love u man!!

  • Mikma, u r so awesome, WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!! U ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE, oh and where is ur pizza shop, I am stuck in Jacksonville NC and would luv to take a drive to see u and eat great pizza, luv ya ;)

  • its not mine i just work there as a Mgr. Its In Greensboro

  • hellllllooooooo youuuuuuutubee

  • mikma rules look at my vid of him

  • lol your storys are awsome

  • that chicken doesnt look cooked enough yet

  • why dont you tell us how many jobs you havent been fired from, it may have taken half the time and put less people to sleep

  • FUCK YOU

  • ok...

  • ya why dont you explain your love of grapejuice

  • Loving the videos man espesally the beginings HELLO yooooooutube =)

  • Mikma, why are you so addicted to Grape Juice, and Grape Jam? if you could, make a video for it explaining, thanks :D

  • its also good to speek ur mind once in a while

  • luv the vids dude. keep postin em!!

  • Hah, great stories you got there man. Love the videos, keep it up!

  • You look like a very friendly person. Greetings from Hungary !

  • helllllllllllllllooo youtuube

    love how u say that

    its chillin

  • Mikma is cool. My mom used to call me "Sambo" but I never knew why, lol.

  • Shut up, shut up, shut up.

  • i heard some people like make fun of you and stuff calling you names like...well...bad names and well...just sayin that...well your really funny make lots of videos bye

  • lol.....I would NEVER fire you Mikma~!...and actually I got fired...or as they say, "let go" becuase I had to take too much time off from a surgery that went bad!...Nice huh? ;)

  • "I think you just got fired" from a job you didn't even work out in the first place? That is priceless! You can't make up stuff like that! 5/5, bravo!

  • nice opening

  • Mikma was NOT right here....

  • Hello! Mikma

  • I remember Sambo's quit fondly and actually have a long-time video project in the works about the story and the restaurant. Damn find pancakes!

  • YOU CANT FIRE ME,,,,,i QUIT....LOL.....X

  • rofl!!! i didnt think it was possible to get written up for farting!!

  • You got written up for farting! Oh man... that is unbelievably priceless... they write people up for that?

  • so this is what mikma looks like...

    i always see your MIKMA WAS HERE comments everywhere hahaha

    i always imagined mikma to be a teenage girl for some reason....no offense haha

  • I've never been fired. I probably should have, on a couple of occasions.

  • Is there anything not perfect about you, Allen?

  • ha ha >8/

  • My job stories are pretty boring. I was laid off from my first 2 and every one one I left was by my choice.

  • I remember Sambos I even have 2 of the metal trays from there and some of the old comic books :)

  • damn, I've never been fired (only really worked for 2 companies not including my paper round) but it looks like you've been fired enough for both of us! ;)

  • Mikma.

  • ur always fun and great to hear to

  • Did I see this guy on Dateline?

  • great:D

  • DANIELGARDNER WAS HERE

    :P

  • That was awesome. I've never heard that joke before.

  • I love grape juice! Great video.

  • So far I've been lucky enough to have an asbestos suit... fireproof, but I've sure done some things I should have been fired for :) Like pouring hot coffee in a guys lap... on purpose.

  • My first job was an internship look at my lastest video :) my my first real job is the one im at now i hope i dont get fired :P

  • BRUCE LEE WAS NOT HERE

  • MIKMA YOUR THE MAN!

  • Ive actually never been fired so i havent got anything to say on that, though im being given a discaplinary at my current job for calling my duty manager a "fucking cock" on the shopfloor...admitedly i was very tired and stressed at the time, i dont normally say stuff like that.

  • So far, I've never been fired from a job. I've only been reprimanded a couple of times. But, truth be told, I've lucked out into having jobs that it would be hard to get fired from.

  • My first job was Pizza Hut. I didn't get fired. I left with good feeling! I've never been fired from a job worth having. Let's just leave it at that, lol!

  • My first job and the first time I got fired was with a restaurant too, waiting tables. I got fired for pouring warm gravy over one really annoying customer who kept yelling abuse at me. I was 16 at the time and fiercely independent and kinda rebellious. I will never forget the look of horror I got from that customer and his wife/girlfriend/friend, lol!

  • Hey mikma i miss you, much lve deary!!

  • Heh.

  • great video MIKMA!! :)

  • speedy was here

  • What was the first write up? RE: dropping bombs???

  • Did you buy your son a beer?

  • Naw, you are too nice to get fired! You could be the poster-boy for grapejuice. THt would be an easy job, and how could you get fired from that?

  • nice intro

  • Interested video. Man, You're a jack of all trades, aren't you! You're funny! I love Mikma!

  • Did you really get fired for that? Heh - couldn't they just have paid for some sort of remedy for you?

  • Sambo?!? with a name like that please tell me they changed their name or out of business. LOL You are a great story teller. You do podcasts?

  • MSSKY WAS HERE (ha)

  • Give em a beer.

  • Whooo! I recall Sambo's. I was in the birthday club. :P Don't hate me but I was never fired. I'm only 40 so I figure I have time....

  • love ya man, love the intro

  • LOL i have never been fired. My ADD always had me trail away from my job. I'd just kinda stoped going. My last job at Wal*Mart (aka SATANS PLAYGROUND) I just kind of clocked out at lunch and never came back. Great video MIKMA! 5/5 stars

  • Well, I've never been fired. Probably because I've only had three jobs in my life. I quit the first two and have been at the third one for seven good years :)

  • Im 15 and started working at my job 7 months ago, my boss is insane she still thinks im on probation after 7 months. Probation is usually about 3...

  • I love grape juice :/

    The first time I was fired, was from doing inventory and databasing, they wanted to transfer me to outsourcing phonecalls and whatnot, I said I didn't want to, next day boss told me I didn't work there no more

  • A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

    Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

    From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

  • Mikma one of your firings reminds me of this joke:

    A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

    The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business! The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

  • Once i worked at Modern Chevrolet body shop and this man named MIKMA was always coming in asking for free t-shirts.aaaaAAaHHaha Just Kidding!

  • Cerebulon was here! My first job was working as a graphic designer at a print shop. Sales were getting close to nill for them and they had to let me go. But the owner of the print shop didn't want to lose me, so he rehired me at the sign company he co-owned. I worked there for 4 years. The man who had hired me was bought out by the other owner, who then died of a drug overdose two months later. I had had enough, quit and started freelancing... which I continue to do to this day.

  • My brother called in one day with an excuse I bet NO one has ever used, he said " I am not going to be in today, my wife is on her period and you know how that is" The next day he was fired....

  • First job (that I recall) was as a car hop for a local drive in. First time fired is a loooooooong story. Might have to video it.

  • once i layed out mon. tue. wed. without calling in. thursday i walked in the boss's office and said " Im Back" He said your Fired. i was good @ what i done and worked for him SeVeRaL diffrent times after that.

  • I always quit my jobs before I was fired LOL

  • well, you can hear my fired story on my rant vlog lol. Only been fired once and I'm still waiting for my written warning this bosslady said she was doing. Maybe she lied...again lol. Good stories Mikma

  • BlackSabbath2007 was here.

  • Great opening!

    WOW! A real pinkslip!

  • So far I've only quit from jobs and haven't been fired hehe

  • Haha that's great..fired by someone that didn't know you weren't an employee...nice! No stories on being fired, but I have time to gain some I suppose :)

  • I've never been fired, but my first job was at Sambo's, too, as a waitress, for 3 miserable weeks, oy.

  • wow can it be a video by Mikma? well i'll be. Glad to see ya back around... myself I never got fired quit a few jobs though well more then a few. Think I might fire myself.

  • I love these stories. Thanks Mikma!!

  • I never got fired :D I quit my job, gotta get a new one tho :o.

  • I gotcha beat on the pay; I started working at a roadside produce stand in 1978 for $1.65 per hour. Often worked 60 hours per week. I got fired from a gas station when I was 18 years old.

    Cowboymike was here...

  • Next time I'm at the store, I'll buy some grape juice, yum!

  • make videos more often!

  • Never been fired.

  • Lisa was peeking in on ya!! ;)

  • Where did you get the Mikma music at the start? It's fantastical.

  • That was Christopher Mast with time on his hands randomly creating themesongs for Youtube VLoggers that he liked!!!

  • Your videos are as interesting as ever *Not being sarcastic*.

  • I hear that good beach music in the background. Got fired once, didn't care for it.

  • Nice graphic at the beginning. The only job I was ever let go from, it was a grocery store (my first job), and they said I was let go because my work was seasonal. I think it was really because of the rude caricatures I drew on a box or two of an office worker. :-) -- Matt

  • Haven't had a job...

  • Sorry never been fired. Been at the same job for 24 years and started when I was 16. Probably should have quit a long time ago though. Oh well ceste la vi.

  • Gee, interesting employment history. I quit once at old WTGrant, but thinking through it; I don't think I have ever been fired per se. Now, I fire clients and they fire me at times, but I don't know if thats the same thing. Hmm, I am going to go think about this some more.

  • OMG Sambo's! Did you live in Indiana at that time? My mother and father both worked for Sambo's here in Fort Wayne, In

  • I'm a comment stalker!

    I applied for a job at a Sambo's in Northern Illinois when I was in high school.

    I didn't get the job, but was hired by an A&W drive-in as a car hop. :)

  • :( no A&W's in Fort Wayne.

  • Like the splashscreen logo!

  • I've never been fired, but i am still hoping to get my dream job....beer consumption and internet addict!

  • MIKMA'S BACK! How are you doing? I've never been fired but at my last job which was similar to the first job you descrbied (dishes, waiting tables) I lasted a grand total of nine hours. Can anyone beat that?

  • RoboRHODES was here!

  • lol mikma, too first video in a long time :) like to see more, i like watching ur videos.

  • k80blog was here.

  • 5th w00t!

  • Damn 6th...

  • fourthhh lol

  • My first job, other than babysitting, was waiting tables. It was a tiny cafe and there was more than once that I was left totally alone. So I took orders, cooked, waited tables, did dishes! I was 15 years old too!

    The only time I was fired was when I told my boss that he was micro-managing me...Oops...

  • i've never been fired yet by the way, i've quit though. jajaja.

  • first lol

  • Cool Video ive nver Been Fired!

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