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  • did he call him a fuckin poward? lmfao " COME OUT AND CHALLENGE ME YOU POWARD!! "

  • Classic Sub-Zero vs. Scorpion. ..Im such a nerd.

  • This fight scene is like the best comedy I've seen in a long time.

    The thing about most comedy films these days, is that they are so obvious. This one does not try to be funny, but it sure is.

  • @AwwNotThisGuyAgain This one wasn't obvious? It said Ninja On the dudes forehead...

  • @AwwNotThisGuyAgain To be honest, fights in WWE dont look much better or realistic.

  • HAHAHAH! I love how the yellow ninja just walks out like a badass after the black ninja says "Come out and challenge me you coward!!" but wouldnt that be the black ninja actually challenging him??

  • Gordon is the very best, with his erection blade!

  • PRESS 3 , Thats how my dick stands up.

  • "Mum's gonna be really mad when she finds out what happened to her favourite curtains Gold Ninja!"

  • Could have sworn the fellow in the dashing yellow outfit was an accountant. That was of course until the headband explained his real profession - secret assassin!

  • one time i punched a ninja in the throat and it died.

  • Fuckin Godfrey Ho movies !!!

    Worst movies of all time !!!

  • 28: "follow me"! follow him where?? he fuckin vanishes!! lol

  • It's like the yellow ninja gets an erection only it's with his sword 1:14 xD

  • Wow, I have never seen a ninja wearing a head band that indicates that he is a ninja, or wearing flashy clothes.

    If you guys love ninja related movies I'd highly recomend "Ninja in the Dragon's Den"

  • Godfrey Ho rules!

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  • jajajaja

    I Like the soundtrack, looks like a video game.

  • BEST FUCKIN MOVIE EVER BRAH

  • Alphaville at 1:15!

  • Ninjas aways spam one sound effect and wear cheesy headbands saying Ninja! Duh!

  • i want that headband :C

  • Oh, ninjas also like to sport a really cool eyeliners.

  • love the background music feel like kicking ninja azz.

  • Is genial ,a classic ninja movie,you should watch Riki Oh,The Story of Riki,Gore and intence violence

  • 1:16 Sword boner!

  • I wonder if John Tobias and Ed Boon got their inspiration from this flick, lol XD

  • @das81 in fact they do, they watched some godfrey ho movies.

  • That's explain the multicolour ninjas in MK.

  • @das81 to be honest they do, but they didnt admit

  • nin space ja head band

  • haha. at 1:48-1:49, he gave look that said, "WTF, U TRYNA CUT MY FUCKIN LEGS OFF?!?!?!" lols. so funny.

  • lol at the shurikean hitting black ninja and not getting stabbed

  • @DoomMCMV shuriken

  • 'the end'

  • I had my doubts, but headband convinced me these actually are ninjas.

  • lol

  • All you haters can go to Hell! This movie changed my life! You guys just don't know what a REAL ninja is or how he fights and dresses!

  • Stop it, I'm laughing too hard already!

  • hell sucks cock

  • @Timmer71

    You are correct! These films are the most AUTHENTIC ninja historical fictions, or they wouldn't be available for sale in Japan anyways!

  • In ancient times ninjas had to wear headbands that said "ninja" to avoid randomly flipping out and killing everyone.

  • Makes me laugh to think that the creators of Godhand must have watched these movies before they created the "Elite Obese Ninja" boss.

  • i like how golden ninjas headband says 'ninja', just incase you didnt believe him lol.....haha

  • It's "Sounds Like Melody" by Alphaville

    I like how even the bad guy uses one of those bandanas. They must buy their ninja clothes at the same costume shop xD

  • oops, it's "Sounds Like a Melody"

    sorry

  • Holy shit the music was soooo cheesey

  • 3:32 you know instead of flipping into the shuriken he could of ... you know ... duck?

  • i want their shoes

  • 1:59

    did he mean to swipe at the air?

  • this is the beginning of the ancient hatred between scorpion and subzero.

  • estoy seguro que los ninjas de exterminators y brigada cola debieron ser robados de esta peli.

    PD:Alpha Village!?

  • such a cult film

  • SO BAAAAAAAAD!  IT'S GOOOD!

  • Haha they are wearing bandanas that say Ninja.......i thought this movie was a spoof at first

  • So basically, Ninja daggers are like videogame weapons...

  • The best part is those aren't even daggers. They're batons made for parrying. Look at them. They're not bladed or pointed in any way. God I love Ninja Master Gordon...

  • the blk ninja does the same flip over and over again from 3:06 to 3:16 lol wtf thats so freakin funny!

  • hey,isnt that sub-zero??what the fuck is he doing here?? ;))

  • The music is Alphaville's "Sounds like a Melody"

    LOL!

  • JEFF BRIDGES!?!?!?!?? Since when was he in Ninja movies! :P

  • They're not far from each other and run for 10secondes!And where does the sword come from at 1:16? Anyway,that's crappy movie,but funny!Looks like Godfrey Ho made a bunch of stinky flicks like this one....

  • nononononoNO NO! thats allll wrong!! u cant have a headband that says NINJA! lol thats silly...then everyone well know your a ninja..your supose to have a headband that says your something else to fool people dummy. like "business man" or "school teacher" or even "just a normal guy who isn't possibly a ninja in any way". i should know cuz i'm a ninja...i wouldn't be able to get any of my ninja work done if people seen a sign saying i was a ninja....

  • But then how would the audience at the cinema know they are REAL ninjas?!

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  • fault a fight?

    learn how to write english first you asshole

  • the "golden ninja"??!! thats not gold thats yellow!! wtf lol

  • What is the music that starts at 01:15? I know I've heard it before, but for the life of me I can't remember where... This is driving me several kinds of crazy.

  • Alpha village, don't remember the track's name.

  • Oh must be like a melody from Alpha village!, that's the song that lays during the fight, and the death theme is big in japan first bit!, also from Alpha village!

  • This movie is historically inaccurate.

  • haha, and thats just the start! this movie is humanly, behaviourly and socialy inaccurate too!

  • @repo1911 no it isn't

  • @repo1911 I know man just look at the Golden Ninja, he's actually yellow!

  • America's view on what a ninja is was really fucking stupid back then. Try not to analyze 80's movies, it will destroy them for you. OMFG the headbands that said ninja were seriously the ONLY THING THAT I CAN'T IGNORE..... that's like shit you get at the dollar store and a ninja would never run around advertising that he's a ninja like that. Fuck, i'm embarassed to be an American sometimes. The Asians must have thought we were fucking idiots back then.

  • I know what you mean. These movies were made for an american market, by chinese & british producers/engineers with VERY low budget. They were trying to copy the "american ninja" and "sho kosugi" fad. These movies failed in america, and were adopted in Netherlands & Germany for some reason. These movies can only be seen as comedies. And proof you can make a film for next to nothing. Godfrey Ho (the director) had a formula that worked so well, he now teaches film making in Hong Kong Film School.

  • @TheRealDrache well me as an europpean that takes no party must say that the asians particualry the japaneese have done some very weird shit sometimes aswell, like selling used girl panties out of vending machines so dont be sor hard on yerselfe

  • Yeah, except that these films were made by Hong Kong filmakers...granted, it was for the sole purpose of selling them to westerners, but still, I think pretty much everyone was, and still is, largely ignorant about what ninjas were really stood for. Except, personally, I think these movies rock my goddamn world, and I would watch them over most other films being made today in America, Hong Kong, or anywhere else.

  • Just a cotton pickin minute here!!! I had to pause at 00:45 just to say......, THEY HAVE HEAD BANDS W/ IRON-ON LETTERS THAT SAY "NINJA" ???!!!?!!? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OMG! THATS SO FUCKING REDICULOUS!

  • at the start when both ninja's throw that small stick like sword at each other, they show the sword traveling miles and yet theyre barely standing 5 feet apart... genious of Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho

  • ye and when they running towards another... EPIC

  • the music at the begining sounds like a cartoon,but i still like it.

  • corny dialouge..but still great....

  • haha, thats why these movies are so great, corny dialog, corny outfits, corny effects. These movies just plain suck, and thats why they are soo good :)

  • who said it was a movie?

  • Great endfight of one of Joseph lais best Ninja Flicks.

    Great Video, thanx Midimaster for sharing, great like ever.

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