HAHAHAH! I love how the yellow ninja just walks out like a badass after the black ninja says "Come out and challenge me you coward!!" but wouldnt that be the black ninja actually challenging him??
Could have sworn the fellow in the dashing yellow outfit was an accountant. That was of course until the headband explained his real profession - secret assassin!
The best part is those aren't even daggers. They're batons made for parrying. Look at them. They're not bladed or pointed in any way. God I love Ninja Master Gordon...
They're not far from each other and run for 10secondes!And where does the sword come from at 1:16? Anyway,that's crappy movie,but funny!Looks like Godfrey Ho made a bunch of stinky flicks like this one....
nononononoNO NO! thats allll wrong!! u cant have a headband that says NINJA! lol thats silly...then everyone well know your a ninja..your supose to have a headband that says your something else to fool people dummy. like "business man" or "school teacher" or even "just a normal guy who isn't possibly a ninja in any way". i should know cuz i'm a ninja...i wouldn't be able to get any of my ninja work done if people seen a sign saying i was a ninja....
What is the music that starts at 01:15? I know I've heard it before, but for the life of me I can't remember where... This is driving me several kinds of crazy.
Oh must be like a melody from Alpha village!, that's the song that lays during the fight, and the death theme is big in japan first bit!, also from Alpha village!
America's view on what a ninja is was really fucking stupid back then. Try not to analyze 80's movies, it will destroy them for you. OMFG the headbands that said ninja were seriously the ONLY THING THAT I CAN'T IGNORE..... that's like shit you get at the dollar store and a ninja would never run around advertising that he's a ninja like that. Fuck, i'm embarassed to be an American sometimes. The Asians must have thought we were fucking idiots back then.
I know what you mean. These movies were made for an american market, by chinese & british producers/engineers with VERY low budget. They were trying to copy the "american ninja" and "sho kosugi" fad. These movies failed in america, and were adopted in Netherlands & Germany for some reason. These movies can only be seen as comedies. And proof you can make a film for next to nothing. Godfrey Ho (the director) had a formula that worked so well, he now teaches film making in Hong Kong Film School.
@TheRealDrache well me as an europpean that takes no party must say that the asians particualry the japaneese have done some very weird shit sometimes aswell, like selling used girl panties out of vending machines so dont be sor hard on yerselfe
Yeah, except that these films were made by Hong Kong filmakers...granted, it was for the sole purpose of selling them to westerners, but still, I think pretty much everyone was, and still is, largely ignorant about what ninjas were really stood for. Except, personally, I think these movies rock my goddamn world, and I would watch them over most other films being made today in America, Hong Kong, or anywhere else.
Just a cotton pickin minute here!!! I had to pause at 00:45 just to say......, THEY HAVE HEAD BANDS W/ IRON-ON LETTERS THAT SAY "NINJA" ???!!!?!!? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at the start when both ninja's throw that small stick like sword at each other, they show the sword traveling miles and yet theyre barely standing 5 feet apart... genious of Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho
haha, thats why these movies are so great, corny dialog, corny outfits, corny effects. These movies just plain suck, and thats why they are soo good :)
did he call him a fuckin poward? lmfao " COME OUT AND CHALLENGE ME YOU POWARD!! "
KitchenerBombSquad 1 week ago
Classic Sub-Zero vs. Scorpion. ..Im such a nerd.
Shotoshorinryuchun 4 months ago
This fight scene is like the best comedy I've seen in a long time.
The thing about most comedy films these days, is that they are so obvious. This one does not try to be funny, but it sure is.
AwwNotThisGuyAgain 5 months ago
@AwwNotThisGuyAgain This one wasn't obvious? It said Ninja On the dudes forehead...
JohnDincontro 5 months ago
@AwwNotThisGuyAgain To be honest, fights in WWE dont look much better or realistic.
marcus10 4 months ago 2
HAHAHAH! I love how the yellow ninja just walks out like a badass after the black ninja says "Come out and challenge me you coward!!" but wouldnt that be the black ninja actually challenging him??
MaharlikaAWA 6 months ago
Gordon is the very best, with his erection blade!
Megadeth916 8 months ago
PRESS 3 , Thats how my dick stands up.
guyverlover 9 months ago
"Mum's gonna be really mad when she finds out what happened to her favourite curtains Gold Ninja!"
Ilovegirlotsandlots 10 months ago 3
Could have sworn the fellow in the dashing yellow outfit was an accountant. That was of course until the headband explained his real profession - secret assassin!
tom101177 1 year ago
one time i punched a ninja in the throat and it died.
repo1911 1 year ago
Fuckin Godfrey Ho movies !!!
Worst movies of all time !!!
BillyLo1995 1 year ago
28: "follow me"! follow him where?? he fuckin vanishes!! lol
kober777 1 year ago 2
It's like the yellow ninja gets an erection only it's with his sword 1:14 xD
GabrielTuxen 1 year ago
Wow, I have never seen a ninja wearing a head band that indicates that he is a ninja, or wearing flashy clothes.
If you guys love ninja related movies I'd highly recomend "Ninja in the Dragon's Den"
helldude90 1 year ago
Godfrey Ho rules!
toledovf 1 year ago
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apuw0 1 year ago
jajajaja
I Like the soundtrack, looks like a video game.
TheTrinoX 1 year ago
BEST FUCKIN MOVIE EVER BRAH
Orbit915 1 year ago
Alphaville at 1:15!
gahan101 1 year ago
Ninjas aways spam one sound effect and wear cheesy headbands saying Ninja! Duh!
kazetehskylord 1 year ago
i want that headband :C
Akrilloth 1 year ago
Oh, ninjas also like to sport a really cool eyeliners.
rumbamama 1 year ago
love the background music feel like kicking ninja azz.
DVDMovieBufferBX 1 year ago
Is genial ,a classic ninja movie,you should watch Riki Oh,The Story of Riki,Gore and intence violence
MexicanThor 1 year ago
1:16 Sword boner!
das81 1 year ago 2
I wonder if John Tobias and Ed Boon got their inspiration from this flick, lol XD
das81 1 year ago
@das81 in fact they do, they watched some godfrey ho movies.
DoomMCMV 1 year ago
That's explain the multicolour ninjas in MK.
das81 1 year ago
@das81 to be honest they do, but they didnt admit
DoomMCMV 1 year ago
nin space ja head band
proni1 2 years ago 3
haha. at 1:48-1:49, he gave look that said, "WTF, U TRYNA CUT MY FUCKIN LEGS OFF?!?!?!" lols. so funny.
PoppinJin1 2 years ago
lol at the shurikean hitting black ninja and not getting stabbed
DoomMCMV 2 years ago
@DoomMCMV shuriken
DoomMCMV 2 years ago
'the end'
i99xx 2 years ago
I had my doubts, but headband convinced me these actually are ninjas.
necrowizard85 2 years ago 20
lol
highfencejumper 2 years ago
All you haters can go to Hell! This movie changed my life! You guys just don't know what a REAL ninja is or how he fights and dresses!
Timmer71 2 years ago 3
Stop it, I'm laughing too hard already!
highfencejumper 2 years ago 2
hell sucks cock
JolsSugerFree320 2 years ago 2
@Timmer71
You are correct! These films are the most AUTHENTIC ninja historical fictions, or they wouldn't be available for sale in Japan anyways!
FIXTREME 2 years ago
In ancient times ninjas had to wear headbands that said "ninja" to avoid randomly flipping out and killing everyone.
TPCrisis 2 years ago
Makes me laugh to think that the creators of Godhand must have watched these movies before they created the "Elite Obese Ninja" boss.
concordat 2 years ago
i like how golden ninjas headband says 'ninja', just incase you didnt believe him lol.....haha
jarlez 2 years ago 4
It's "Sounds Like Melody" by Alphaville
I like how even the bad guy uses one of those bandanas. They must buy their ninja clothes at the same costume shop xD
Raraz 2 years ago 5
oops, it's "Sounds Like a Melody"
sorry
Raraz 2 years ago
Holy shit the music was soooo cheesey
TPCrisis 2 years ago
3:32 you know instead of flipping into the shuriken he could of ... you know ... duck?
FireDragonKaryu 2 years ago
i want their shoes
ozzysgod44 2 years ago
1:59
did he mean to swipe at the air?
theFFVIguy 2 years ago
this is the beginning of the ancient hatred between scorpion and subzero.
fitzerg 2 years ago 15
estoy seguro que los ninjas de exterminators y brigada cola debieron ser robados de esta peli.
PD:Alpha Village!?
das81 2 years ago
such a cult film
Seppovesimies 2 years ago 2
SO BAAAAAAAAD! IT'S GOOOD!
ThePuzzleBoxDealer 2 years ago 2
Haha they are wearing bandanas that say Ninja.......i thought this movie was a spoof at first
code1017 2 years ago 3
So basically, Ninja daggers are like videogame weapons...
DarkPascual 3 years ago
The best part is those aren't even daggers. They're batons made for parrying. Look at them. They're not bladed or pointed in any way. God I love Ninja Master Gordon...
strizzuth 2 years ago
the blk ninja does the same flip over and over again from 3:06 to 3:16 lol wtf thats so freakin funny!
clanmav 3 years ago
hey,isnt that sub-zero??what the fuck is he doing here?? ;))
theblade82 3 years ago
The music is Alphaville's "Sounds like a Melody"
LOL!
naryldor 3 years ago
JEFF BRIDGES!?!?!?!?? Since when was he in Ninja movies! :P
Virus16th 3 years ago
They're not far from each other and run for 10secondes!And where does the sword come from at 1:16? Anyway,that's crappy movie,but funny!Looks like Godfrey Ho made a bunch of stinky flicks like this one....
gahan101 3 years ago
nononononoNO NO! thats allll wrong!! u cant have a headband that says NINJA! lol thats silly...then everyone well know your a ninja..your supose to have a headband that says your something else to fool people dummy. like "business man" or "school teacher" or even "just a normal guy who isn't possibly a ninja in any way". i should know cuz i'm a ninja...i wouldn't be able to get any of my ninja work done if people seen a sign saying i was a ninja....
Hitzy06 3 years ago
But then how would the audience at the cinema know they are REAL ninjas?!
FIXTREME 3 years ago
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jjckto 3 years ago
fault a fight?
learn how to write english first you asshole
magnumz17 3 years ago
the "golden ninja"??!! thats not gold thats yellow!! wtf lol
Sherb3rts 3 years ago
What is the music that starts at 01:15? I know I've heard it before, but for the life of me I can't remember where... This is driving me several kinds of crazy.
Orthogonalus 3 years ago
Alpha village, don't remember the track's name.
das81 2 years ago
Oh must be like a melody from Alpha village!, that's the song that lays during the fight, and the death theme is big in japan first bit!, also from Alpha village!
das81 2 years ago
This movie is historically inaccurate.
repo1911 3 years ago 14
haha, and thats just the start! this movie is humanly, behaviourly and socialy inaccurate too!
midimaster 3 years ago 14
@repo1911 no it isn't
mmurrer 1 year ago
@repo1911 I know man just look at the Golden Ninja, he's actually yellow!
Slyteradon 1 year ago
America's view on what a ninja is was really fucking stupid back then. Try not to analyze 80's movies, it will destroy them for you. OMFG the headbands that said ninja were seriously the ONLY THING THAT I CAN'T IGNORE..... that's like shit you get at the dollar store and a ninja would never run around advertising that he's a ninja like that. Fuck, i'm embarassed to be an American sometimes. The Asians must have thought we were fucking idiots back then.
TheRealDrache 4 years ago 9
I know what you mean. These movies were made for an american market, by chinese & british producers/engineers with VERY low budget. They were trying to copy the "american ninja" and "sho kosugi" fad. These movies failed in america, and were adopted in Netherlands & Germany for some reason. These movies can only be seen as comedies. And proof you can make a film for next to nothing. Godfrey Ho (the director) had a formula that worked so well, he now teaches film making in Hong Kong Film School.
midimaster 4 years ago 6
@TheRealDrache well me as an europpean that takes no party must say that the asians particualry the japaneese have done some very weird shit sometimes aswell, like selling used girl panties out of vending machines so dont be sor hard on yerselfe
seekerofvision678 1 year ago
Yeah, except that these films were made by Hong Kong filmakers...granted, it was for the sole purpose of selling them to westerners, but still, I think pretty much everyone was, and still is, largely ignorant about what ninjas were really stood for. Except, personally, I think these movies rock my goddamn world, and I would watch them over most other films being made today in America, Hong Kong, or anywhere else.
MechaSabidote 1 year ago
Just a cotton pickin minute here!!! I had to pause at 00:45 just to say......, THEY HAVE HEAD BANDS W/ IRON-ON LETTERS THAT SAY "NINJA" ???!!!?!!? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! THATS SO FUCKING REDICULOUS!
mercoid 4 years ago 2
at the start when both ninja's throw that small stick like sword at each other, they show the sword traveling miles and yet theyre barely standing 5 feet apart... genious of Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho
fIRsTRATmAN 4 years ago 3
ye and when they running towards another... EPIC
dablack2002 3 years ago
the music at the begining sounds like a cartoon,but i still like it.
liquidusman 4 years ago 2
corny dialouge..but still great....
liquidusman 4 years ago 5
haha, thats why these movies are so great, corny dialog, corny outfits, corny effects. These movies just plain suck, and thats why they are soo good :)
midimaster 4 years ago 9
who said it was a movie?
ultracolor 4 years ago
Great endfight of one of Joseph lais best Ninja Flicks.
Great Video, thanx Midimaster for sharing, great like ever.
Campslasher07 4 years ago