ALF episode 6: The Mouths of Babes

[351cleavland]

This video was so sad it made me dribble tears from my butt.

[LimeyLassen]

Oh god, it's the music from Elephant Man.

Oh god.

[SuperNiceteeth]

I like that Alf doesn't talk in these. 1:02 he gets in trouble for talking. =p

[superfuntime777]

Thank you Andrewhussie for turning Alf into a haunting tale of domestic physical and sexual abuse.

[burnticeblues]

mskr motre

[billychanxtreem]

the jandrew edits page has been dead for a bit now..... please dont say youre done with video edits please dont say youre done with video edits oh god OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOG OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[CleaveTheDragon]

Alien rape doesn't just destroy penis-nosed alien buttholes.... but families too :(

[DeisticBrace]

There is such sadness in ALF's eyes.

[NotQuarex]

What really gets me about these remakes is that it actually demonstrates Max Wright's acting was better than I would have expected, given that it was ALF and all. He is actually disturbing when not seen in the normal narrative of the show.

[rootfish99]

I never realized how much Willy sounds like Christopher Walken.

[phodder]

need moar.

[c0mbineelite]

God this is fucking hilarious

[billleebe]

more ALF please!!!

[foiz5000]

wow these videos really make Willie seem like some sort of oppressive totalitarian lol

[ManijakTotalni]

Awesome!

Where did I hear the background melody? I just wanna know the name dammit!

[cammameil]

It's Adigio for Strings in D by Samuel Barber. It was featured prominently in the movie Platoon.

[Popcultureguy3000]

Is it just me or does the father in this episode seem a bit like Willie Loman from Death of A Salesman?

[scooterdooter]

Cringe-tastic!

[Noiderna]

They're laughing at him.

[FetidToecheese]

Methinks perhaps the maker had an 'uncle willy' in his own past?

[Xbogey]

Aww... Poor Alf.

[billychanxtreem]

my life isnt complete without episode 7

[MedleyCrew]

This must be the polar opposite of Alf, The traumatic episodes of a mute, beaten, thing that you can actually feel bad for.

We shall name it . . Fla!

[MrDrSmithJr]

A nice family camp out might be a bit difficult if you bring your love slave.

[Demmrir]

Thank you for playing Agnus Dei in the background. It just wouldn't have been the same without that. And your mute Alf is so much better than his goddamn voice.

[Sesquiltera]

Agnus Dei??? are you kidding? that would be the name of the rearrangement of the ORIGINAL piece by Samuel Barber: ADAGIO FOR STRINGS, dumbass.

[Demmrir]

I never knew that, true.  But why call me a dumbass over the people who wouldn't identify the song in the first place?

[FrankCapri]

You look pretty awesome when you're serious

[kendallae]

oh god these are freaking terrifying

[Tanru2000]

More please!! :)

[michaelmolitchhou]

these are so fucked up and good.

[OniLunchbox]

Alf suffers in silence..

[Turtleproof]

This is like Silent Garfield, but with less Garfield and more rape.

[frolixo]

gotta make more dude!!!

[uthertheking]

If I grew up with Alf, my childhood would probably be dead 6 times over.

[Conchobhar]

This is so upsetting.

[Popcultureguy3000]

btw Andrew Have you ever considered editing Roseanne?

[Tylerdavasel]

Wow, poor Alf. This one is quite abusive lol

[Trashcanman0o]

what is that music playing?

[Chriskey83]

Adagio for Strings - Samuel Barber

It was in the film Platoon And David Lynch's Elephant Man

[Trashcanman0o]

thanks!

[incripshin]

Also the game Homeworld, but that version was choral, so I don't think it's called 'Adagio for Strings' in that case. ... Correct, it's also by Samuel Barber, and the words are that of 'Agnus Dei', something of a prayer in Orthodox Christianity. Interesting.

[Popcultureguy3000]

Hey since this is sopposed to be in the syle of a David Lynch film then could that mean that Alf is the manifestation of Willie's repressed guilt of what he does to his family and that Alf only exists in Willie's mind? 1..2..3.. MINDFUCK!!

[dogfarts888]

Not possible. We already know that Mrs. Ockmoneck saw the Alf rape in Episode 2, so Alf definitely has a physical (though seemingly mute) representation.

[Popcultureguy3000]

Havnt you seen Jacob's Ladder? In that movie he thought other people could vouch for his sanity but it turned out those people either didn't exist or were completely differant people meaning Willie could have imagined Mrs. Ockmoneck saw him to protect his mind! Or it could mean Mrs. Ockmoneck saw him raping his SINK!!!

[dogfarts888]

No, actually, I haven't seen Jacob's Ladder. That would explain a lot, actually, especially Episode 1 of this series. I'll have to check it out.

[mikejackson4ever]

Jacob's Ladder is such a brilliant psychological horror movie!

[KombatMortal]

maybe. or she saw a naked Willie humping a cupboard

[zerombr]

are you kidding? that was amazing, I never realized how much Willie was overbearing of his family, blaming them for his own destructive follies.

[StrikerXI]

This looks like a youtube poop!

[burnmetodeath]

Youtube poop is for amateurs.

[livewire242]

This is not YouTube poop. This is art. You dirty philistine.

[Neurotoxins]

Win.

[LokiMD]

This is the first one that made me feel sad for Alf. Which is really saying something as he was raped in a previous episode.

[spacecowboy5000]

Same here. As you say the one with the rape was pretty f*cked up.

[JackOfSpades93]

Escape, Alf!

He is a madman!

[cadelaf]

Excellent

[enigma343]

An incredible entry in the tragedy of Alf. Will Willie's family ever stop enabling his dark desires? Will they ever have the courage to confront Alf's torturer? Only time will tell.

[Chriskey83]

I don't think anyone will confront Willie, he's becoming more unpredictable as time goes on.

[jplecko]

Wow...yet another lame Alf remake.

[NeutronBandit]

max wright watched this video and died

[wblstudios]

No Alf rape?

[azuritereaction]

i really think you should take out the laughs, it would REALLY make it creepy. right now it's like, it tries to be creepy but the laughs kill it, so it's like 50% funny and 50% creepy.

[SirMildredPierce]

it would be kinda hard to take out the laughs since it overlaps so much of the dialogue, I mean it's not on a different audio track or something. I think it makes the whole thing that much weirder and uncomfortable anyways.

[azuritereaction]

oh, i was under the impression he was purposefully putting the laughs in.

[Pheonick]

Same, I thought they were added in at the right moments for extra effect, like the audience is laughing at their misfortune - making it darker and creepier.

[chapaev36]

The laughs are an homage to Lynch's Rabbits.

[SirMildredPierce]

I suspect maybe sometimes he does he does add a laugh here or there (and other weird sound effects) just to make it all the weirder and make it more uncomfortable and out of place. But for the most part I think most of the laughs are from the original soundtrack, if only a show like that would have been over-saturated with fake laughs

[burnmetodeath]

Like the black-and-white sitcom scene in Natural Born Killers.

[Nimnoms]

Yeah, I never liked the laughs. I know it's hard to edit it out though.

[chapaev36]

You completely missed the point.

[snarfweasle]

Honestly, I think the laughing makes it even creepier than it would be without it.

[Chriskey83]

As usual - brilliant.

Willie's grip on his own sanity continues to slip away.

[KevinLieber]

This one is really creepy. I love it!

[JohnHoldun]

Poor guy.

[jimEther]

How about that! Just came to see if there were any new ones and POOF! It arrived.

Thanks bud, these are hilarious.