eHarmony Video Bio

[gtrudel1]

Trolling, but would still date.

[MegaQuadSubwoofers]

Why do you need online dating

[ckrisk]

Like rats... don't like rats, want to go out... don't want to go out. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!!

[blaflaggin]

Would still date.



[Da1ienx]

Haha that was a good one lauren

[derbigpr500]

Great, I'm a rat. Finally I can take this ugly human suit off.

[ThatHenleyGuy]

Not gonna lie I was like gah lee! she's hella fine and plays some sick roles in the KOA vids. Hell of a joke though ha

[Bryan51347]

wait ur single?

[realistromeo]

Hey lady, i like rats too, you can find me on the corner of west and broadway, i'm, the hobo with the piss jar.

[JusDesireable]

Thats easy just dont clean and leave ya door open, I'm sure you'll have your rat home soon enough..

[JameeyJ]

filmed with a microwave

[NathanW42684]

Sadly, she is hot enough to get responses on eharmony with this video despite the rat fetish.

[MrFuckCompany]

I love rats I love every kind of rats XD that reminds me at the songnify song hahahaha

[GalacticBlader]

i love u NO BULLSHIT

[Gambit4u2]

Love your humor!

[Gambit4u2]

@Gambit4u2 and your smile!



[MrDannii83]

Best Germany porn video ever

[Scarymoviekiller1]

lol

[PhotographyNmotion]

ewww.

[LexiAnnTweedy]

Haha I love her laugh your sooooooo pretty I love you

[ConduitEnding]

Wouldn't wanna be Splinter! especially since they live in the same city too!

[grouseydaryl]

Well that joke backfired :)

[juancamilopersonal]

Lauren...... huummmmm. 8-().........

[Ti3Dy3Lov3]

Hahahaha OMG watching you freak out with the Rats on your hair was hilarious :) And the framed cat in the background LOL

[Crashomer115]

You guys know shes paroding the cats eharmony video right?

[GoldenSunlightShadow]

soo original ! :D

[killersushi99]

Minxy has better boobs. moving on. 

[AxelLaw]

I hope you find what you're looking for! :)

[mapleseallux]

LOL!!! WTF WITH THE RATSS!!! XD

[XxBlackIntoBlackxX]

I like dogs and cats. :D

[evilhomer450]

honey, you dont need eharmony ; )

[meowkidd2012]

your weird and i love you :)

[yodaddyxx]

raywilliamjohnson didn't send me here

[c41v1nch4ng]

LOL

[muffinmonster90]

i love rats my ass

[goatz123]

could i be your rat king???

[Sipher91]

how did i stumble upon this dark, scary, weird humor channel???!!!!!

[HeardTheSound]

TITS OR GTFO

[SuperKNOBGOBLIN]

@HeardTheSound then show me your tits or indeed gtfo!!!!!!!1

[TurmProduct]

i love cats.

[Indianassasin007]

some damn lucky rats!

[Zafire063]

fk eharmony. It said I wasn't compatible with anyone and wouldn't let me do anything on the site. Talk about self-esteem abuse. Anyway, hell yeah rats. Need more rat and ferret love in this world.

[MrJucery]

Oh She loves Rats i get it

[reverseflash78]

That was fuckin awsome , I pissed myself

[mahanhen]

i wish i was a rat

[shagadelicme]

troll unsuccessful.

[Anestheticum]

Epic Meal Time.

[ZodiakAsHell]

ticlish rats xD 

[chillaxer1993]

epic meal time?

[Killar025]

This is fake. Your sexy. And a bad actor

[Ninjatown5]

Rats are not cute :P. Crazy woman! rat shit, YES! that's what you get!

[MBisFrenchy]

WTF was I just watching?

[NinjaHotel]

LOL @ that cat picture :D

[mackdee911h3]

Lauren is very beautiful, has a pretty voice and makes good videos, this being one of them, so funny in a weird way, I love it

[palmettocountry]

@spassmagney ur joking right?:she was Kidding! She wasn't looking for a date, she doesn't need one.

[sayrith]

rats are white. So she wants white stuff all over her?

[TheLuis13295]

gosh, now i wanna be a rat

[kisame3151]

@iwantmylauren just one little question:why the hack did u subscribe me???i dont have a single video?but ok....do as u wish

[cortes1988]

I like to go to the beach to. Lets go together.

[mftasarslan]

I also hihihihi, I also hihihihi

[KillerCatfish7]

i want a rat.

[doomy88kent]

thums up if you`re watching it with your mouth opened

[firstl99]

There's a rat trap in my pants.

[Tosserke]

i love you so much, I will break up for you <3

[spassmagnet]

rofl u're looking for a boyfriend with a video - seems your mail box has to crash when only 10 % of these viewers try this :P

even so thx for u friend request but i think I'm too far away from NY to respond to your interesting dating attempt :)

[ZhekyBreej]

Definitly posting on facebook. :D

[ZhekyBreej]

HAHAHAHA, awesome :D♥

[kaxiwa]

lol, a pretty chick who's crazy. never seen one like that before

[16jewel16]

LOL

[MomoHasMuffins]

now I've seen debbies and karen's vid I so totally get this!! And I thought you were just weird the first time!! You're great!! XD

[wgmnh]

i love you.

[MrWhytheeffnot]

i also ... HEE HHEE HEE HEEE HEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[DagarthurNOR]

Oh rats!

[shadesisthename]

haha

[stiffspiff]

yer ugly

[Raylulz]

Best dating video ever.

[redlinejay123]

Rats are like herpes! You be the judge.....

[dra6osh]

You stupid biitch!

[MsBarnhillbaby]

anyone else notice the Cat picture right behind her?? hahaha

[Allen24740]

Realize this was intended to be funny, and the chica is attractive as hell, but this vid was incredibly retarded and missed all avenues of funny due to it's lack of originality. Nice try though.

[cop154]

cant keep a straight face can you

[eddiegrand1]

look at the size of that rats nuts. ill dress up like a rat, crawl and rub my balls all over you. truly a funny video.

[CobusFan1]

LOL

[PopsDizzy]

smoke some more!

[weyder3ify]

SHES FROM THE KEY OF AWESOME!!!!!!

[brittanylolkitty]

dude, your coping the crazy cat lady

[aboutmadi]

@brittanylolkitty ...obviously... shes doing it on purpose

[Durgeman]

Not supposed to pick rats up by their tails, you could really hurt them.

[1ManRick]

Umm whats wrong missy?

[jasonreed1989]

Fake and Gay

[RawrMasterL]

I think she was crying at 0:55 because rats were being put ON HER >:l

[vongolaxtsun27]

i would still date you

[JazzSwagg23]

xD That one rat in the back hanging by its tail! xD

[SuperUltraMuffin]

Best dating video ever , lets date. o.o

[BriANNaBabii1125]

I'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to pick rats up by their tails.

[GuitarGuy057]

Holy hell. I just laughed my ass off; it grew back, but still...

I thought it was serious for a minute! XD

[lolvarun]

@GuitarGuy057

Yeah same here, I didnt even know it was a parody rofl

[analyn456]

wow she really loves rats 3:34

[SerasXHarkonnen]

I don't care how many rats/mental break downs you have, I still love you :)

[MrSLIMSHADY309]

Why date online when you can date me?? ;)

[NotQuiteTheMan]

I love, I love lamp. I just love lamp.

Rick you cant just say that you love everything

I love couch

[SalvageB292]

Move to London then. Seriously I lived there for only a year and I got mugged coming home by the rat -bastards! (See what I did there?)

[iaakra26]

i also he he he he he he he u love rat shit too ,lol a dum hot blonde at her finest

[1pumadude]

ur hot

[juicee235]

LOL is this for real?

[TheFireKeepsBurning]

Well those rats are very lucky if they get to shower with her ;)

[stankypoots]

Luke Lauren us a retard, and Lauren nice tits

[lukjebb]

don't call lauren a retard !!!!!!

[LantzMob69]

WHERE ARE THE CATS!?



[TheBobsfish]

Your a retard you know that

[JustinBieberLOVESa]

shes ripping off cats

[Pixiepetals1]

0:46 The person in the background with rat XD

[presidentelliot]

Did anyone else get creeped out when she breathed in and said "HELLO!" very loud?

[serjtankian203]

u lik rats but u have a cat pic pick a SIDE WOMAN!!

[SalmaSparkly69]

lil bipolar arent we...?

[Getterades]

1:23 ooohhh, she ticklish ;) then imma tickle her till milk comes out her nips and she has a massive screaming orgasm!

[milan2k9]

This make me want to start a eharmony ;D.

[jp19034]

i always crack up when u say "i just wanna shower with the rats"

[haloguy840]

this reminds me of the grenade parody from key of awesome...

[Bigfootsbrother05]

hahahahahaha

[MomoHasMuffins]

online dating - she's got like 16.000 subs!!! O.o !!!!!!

[cfc12346]

LOL!!

[The0Hippy]

If she really loved rats she wouldn't mind rat shit on her head.

[MuMbOjUmBo454]

that rat part where u started crying made me think you should see a phsyciatrist

[halfahuman]

at first i was like holy crap, whats that under the rat's tail... does it have a tumor or something...

HOLY CRAP GIANT RAT BALLS

[MrRamle09]

your sexy!!

[liviibobs]

Im trolling trolling on the rivverr! XD

[Gabbbbriella]

ahhaha

[GYWproductions]

big cat picture

[1c3f1r3741]

Hmm, I find it shocking that you need online dating....

[BillabOmb411]

your single? holy shit haha this is preety surprising

[Trama316]

I just want to know... Was it worth it

[Safematrooshi]

I laughed from 0:00 to 2:19 XD!!!

[jacoya7]

Hahahaha omg this video had me laughing my ass off!!

[jacoya7]

Lmfao!!!!!!" Hahahahhahaha

[101Pinkday]

That's funny

[afro20man]

Haha at :58 you sound like karen hill in goodfellas when she gets picked up by henry.

[powerlifted]

fuck i use to raise rats too, they are so fucking cool, until they decide to bite ya, or shit on ya, but the shit is like little rabbit poop no big deal, but they are so smart, they would escape from their cages and be gone for a few days, then i would wake to them on my chest in the morning waking me up, sniffing my nose lol

[mrflipnantion]

I love how she likes pet rats yet she hasa picture of a cat in the background

[masalababe]

I have pet rats, NEVER pick them up by their tales, idiot, the poops are because your scaring them,idiots.

[CalebAddable]

This is the best!!

[tylerkeene13]

lol u r hot period but i want to know y theres a cat picture wen u like rats. :D

[wavular]

stick em in your box!

[13readjosh]

hahaha this is funny

[firebug089]

Hahahahahaha

[13smittey]

lol! ha ha ha. rat shit all over the hot gurl.aaahhhlol

[WOGI5M]

she be trollin!

[TheTerrierDog]

I have 2 pet rats and they are fuking awesome

[atulanian]

this is my dream bitch

[xMasterKaix]

@atulanian oh god no!

[tom9730]

@atulanian

You like her so much that you would degrade her by calling her a 'bitch'? You are a cruel person.

[VannaWare]

Why is there a cat picture if you like rats..?

[hendrix910]

Ok...... yeah sure you like rats lol

[Heitor619]

Funny xD...

[stephanieparrott]

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!! LAUREN! I LOVE YOU! LOLOL! HILARIOUS!!! Great seeing you a few weeks ago! Are you still here?!?!?!

[justpinahy]

omg u look like lady gaga!

[justpinahy]

hahahah!

[marianalovesu]

Hahah major fail but still super funny!!!

[DarkHeartTheEmo]

when you mess with nature, nature mess with you. is the rule

[HoigeyBoobsLOL]

Rats actually respond really well to human handaling and make really good pets. Yes they can carry desieses but so can other animals and they spend quite a lot of time cleaning themselves.

[bushidolovecock]

Yeah I'll date Lauren, even if this video was reall.

Oh yeah I'm desperate.

[TheBomblee]

lmao atleast shee can deal with a rat unlike some girls i no jumping on tables and desk becus a 3inch mouse runs by lol nice job

[uzinapublicitara]

at firts i didn't understand, but apparently it's a parody to that strange video on that cat picture.. now it looks funny :))

[TedSharkStudios]

.....this is kinda weird...

[Ardox17]

lol epic fail? rats are dirty and not home friendly, they looked like mice wich are more like pets

[Haxur13]

But.... It's me !!!!!!!

Couinnnnnnnnnccccc

[FancyKilerWales]

i doubt lauren needs internet dating to pick up dudes

[3amigas557]

hahah ''theres rat shit all over me''

[urbanlegend420]

that is a ridic pic of that cat. u love rats and cats? lol