I didn't even own 51 items. I had to go through bins. BINS!!

[KateReadsBooks]

i want you to know i'm still working on my tag for this

[Theultimatebride]

I want you to know, I know you're busy and I'm not going to lose sleep over it. But you still have to do it!!

That's the law........

Seriously, don't worry.

And poetry coming!!!

Sheesh! I've been neglecting my camera.

[K80Blog]

AMAZING!

[Theultimatebride]

LOVE!

[PanzerBert]

I'm coming for the Dogtanian figures.

Resistance is futile.

[Theultimatebride]

Over my dead body.

[PanzerBert]

That can be arranged!

[martyarts]

Woah these heads are tremendous! And that I call a widescreen video!

I see you are into motorsport. So you possibly did enjoy the last formula one chamopionship which went down on the wire in the last lap. :)

very good video

[Theultimatebride]

Thanks.

I get bored a lot.

That's when the insanity leaks out of my head in clay form.

I LOVE the new Widescreen format.

I just can't get used to it though.

And yeah. I kinda enjoyed the F1 season. The triple heart attack on the last few laps was pretty bad though.

[Hannoria]

how have i only just noticed your goodyear tyre table?? i have always wanted one of them, since i saw Johnny Herbert had one in his house that had a glass top... nice.

[Theultimatebride]

Thank Christ I took the copies of the Johnny Herbert newsletter off there before I started filming!

And I only wish I was joking about owning those......

[Hannoria]

well i can admit to owning a mini Jacques Villeneuve replica helmet, plus a signed photograph of ayrton senna

[Theultimatebride]

I never would have seen that coming.

You're a dark horse.

[Hannoria]

how the hell did i just spell ripped?

[Theultimatebride]

In the same way I'll be spelling it from now on. I'm wripping off that spelling.

[Hannoria]

the figurine with the heart wripped out, looks like a kidney

[Theultimatebride]

He does. But from the right angles, he looks like something far worse.

[Hannoria]

is the front wing off a jordan?

[Theultimatebride]

Yes. That's why they did so badly in their last season. I kept nicking bits off their cars.

[omnidoug]

I keep picturing a Delorean made of toilet paper tubes.

[Theultimatebride]

1.21 gigawatts!!

[Hannoria]

wow, i swear, if you put the pop up jesus book on ebay, i will buy it for rob for christmas

[Theultimatebride]

All books should be in pop-up. Especially religious ones.

[Hannoria]

do i see garth marengi on your shelf? if so, bravo sir, bravo.

[Theultimatebride]

I will take the bravo.

[schatze78]

Dark Places garth marengi? I used to watch that. I still have images of the broccoli woman in my head.

[Hannoria]

i bloody love love love garth marengi

[Hannoria]

i am meant to be working now... who cares... wait birds, wait

[Theultimatebride]

Birds HATE waiting. I sometimes wonder who's the superior species? If we're equal, why do I bring them food and take their poo away?

[Hannoria]

oh my god oh my god oh my god, i am so excited

[Theultimatebride]

Me too! Me too! Me too!

I finally got off my arse and got it done.

But that's not why I'm excited. I'm excited because I can't wait to watch your 51 things.

[TheUltimateGroom]

Hola! This is not Ana anymore :) But she's here with me. We are drinking tea. We like your video very much and all the neat stuff you have. Love, your groomie.

[Theultimatebride]

Bonjour! This isn't Jamie any more :) But he's here with me, and we're drinking coffee. I liked his video too. But I'm wondering what the 51st item was really. It wasn't supposed to be the muscle men........... Love, your Poodle

[Theultimatebride]

............

[schatze78]

You all are collectively nuts.

[TheUltimateGroom]

Hi Hi, It's Ana writing :) I don't have a you tube account so the ultimate groom let me use this one to tell you how much I liked this video! Great job! Chat soon. Hugs <3

[Theultimatebride]

Hi Ana.

Thanks. It's great to hear from you on here.

That was very kind of the Groom to let you use his channel. I always liked him.

Give the Groom and yourself a hug from me.

[ThePuddleAndCarrot]

Ahhh, a Banksy fan! Good stuff!

And those shoes, I still have a pair that look EXACTLY the same but are red.

You have some pretty cool stuff there, some great collectables.

[Theultimatebride]

I love Banksy.

Maybe too much?

And I'm fairly sure my collectables are bordering on tat.

But thanks. You really should see the spare room. That ain't so spare anymore....

[ThePuddleAndCarrot]

Reminds me actually, I keep meaning to do a video about the bit on Ceausescu in his book Wall and Peace. Thanks....

[UnityPhreak]

You are my favorite! This was fun! It was intense! I was at the edge of my seat!

[Theultimatebride]

If at any point it had gone over the 10 minute mark, or if I had had to start again, I WOULD have jumped out the window.

And thanks. Fun and intense was what I was aiming for. And maybe sensitive?

[JamieDanger]

I used to breed button quails!! And also cuddle with them.

Then my cousin killed the girl button and I gave the boy button away.

Love your stuff!

[Theultimatebride]

I love quails.

Their cuteness kills though.

I once showed one to a neighbour and his head just exploded.

[whitdbd]

This is one of the better ones of 51. Thanks for posting!

[Theultimatebride]

Thanks.

I think?

[BaubleRob]

Muscle men! Are you literally fucking kidding me?! The 15 years since I last saw / thought of muscle men were wasted!

[Theultimatebride]

All those execs and their genius plan to sell off excess plastic to children. I kept them all these years in the hope that they might one day make sense? I NEED little garbage cans with tiny pink wrestlers inside. I just do. I admit it.

[TheRedHeadDuo]

Number 42 - Are you the Stig?

It would make sense after all.

[Theultimatebride]

It might explain a few things?

Like all the money in my bank account....

And why Jeremy Clarkson keeps leaving messages on my answering machine.....

[TheRedHeadDuo]

Does the Stig even need money?

I figured he living off of his own dead skin cells or something.

Oh, that was some nice imagery there.

[TheRedHeadDuo]

The Very Hungry Catapillar!

I loved that book.

And you DID end up with Patrick Stewart's autograph! He actually DID grow some balls then...

[Theultimatebride]

That is my favourite book ever!

And yes, I got the moody bar steward. It's amazing how people listen when you break into their dressing room, with pliers.

[TheRedHeadDuo]

It used to be. Then I read Cuddly Duddly. Nothing can beat a story about a penguin that doesn't want to be cuddled. I died a little inside when I read it.

Yes, I suppose you would notice and not be vaguely alarmed at all. ^.^

[Theultimatebride]

I read a book about doggie heaven once. I cried for a week.

[bearchay889]

***** things this is much more fluid than mine was i might have helped if i wasn't drinking when i made mine though.

[Theultimatebride]

That's funny. I wish I HAD been drinking while making mine. I see post-it notes in my sleep now.

[bearchay889]

Does that give you paper cuts in your cerabellum?

[Theultimatebride]

Ouch!

That's the second-worse place to get a paper cut.

[bearchay889]

Yeah Tonsil paper cuts are worse.

[missduni]

nice job using 13 for the ouija board. oooh gives me shudderrrrrs!

[Theultimatebride]

Would you believe I didn't notice that until you said?

I think the universe had a hand in that one.

I'm scared.

Hold me!

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

latex gloves come in handy for me about twenty times a day, I am a little obsessive I must say.

and I really like that couch

[Theultimatebride]

I don't know how I survived all these years without carrying latex gloves in my bag.

I find they keep me safe from all sorts of nasties.

And thanks.

I love that couch so much I sleep on it every night.

[BOJKNAB]

Congrats on the World Championship Cart Racing Champion Trophy.

[Theultimatebride]

Thanks. I won by luck, oil slicks, and cunning.

[cathieprickles]

Glow in the dark paint!!!! Next you need blacklights! If you own knitting needles, then it's ok to also own blacklights. It really doesn't even matter ... you'll only end up putting us other weirdos at ease.

[Theultimatebride]

I love my glow-in-the-dark paint. I just don't know why yet?

The bond between me and my knitting needles grows stronger each day.

I've almost forgotten the call of my Lightsabre.

[TinyEggLady]

You could paint your car with the glow in the dark paint... it'd be funky fresh AND safe. Natch. Why do you have all the QI question cards? and how?

[Theultimatebride]

I WAS planning on painting the ceilings of the flat with it. And I have the QI cards because I sleepwalk and because my password on my ebay account is pretty easy to type, even when asleep.

Plus I love the show.

:)

[TinyEggLady]

YES! Dave (the channel, not the person...) has made me develop an unhealthy obsession with Stephen Fry. I have a naughty crush on him. Looks like ebay sleep-buying has paid off for you, big time.

[Theultimatebride]

Who doesn't love Stephen Fry? Naughty crush? I have a naughty obsession with the idea of keeping him locked in my basement and having him talk to me whenever I feel like it.

Sounds weird? Well I don't even have a basement. I live in an upstairs flat. THAT'S how weird that fantasy is. Man, my neighbours will be pissed when they come home and find Stephen Fry tied up in their living room. Again.

[schatze78]

It looks like everyone knits. You should do a knitting tag or theultimateknit for your next channel :p

[Theultimatebride]

A knitting tag would take me longer to make than the 51 things vid. I can barely knit a ball of wool into a ball of wool.

It would be cool to do it and tag, say...I dunno?

Niner?

[zoobfoot]

I was eating mashed potatoes while viewing, an all 51 items went great with it. Including the gloves, both types.

[Theultimatebride]

I was eating baked potatos while watching it.

The gloves helped with that.

[OhLanceDevlin]

My first dog was named Duke.

He died. Horribly.

Perhaps I could use your toilet paper tube time machine to retrieve him from the past?

[Theultimatebride]

Our Duke wanted us to all die horribly.

He had "issues".

I'm sure your Duke was a sweetie.

When the time machine is finished, I'll drop it off for you last Tuesday.

[KateReadsBooks]

I KNIT, TOOOOOOOO!

[Theultimatebride]

ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Hannoria]

i want to learn to knit.

[Theultimatebride]

Me too.

I'm trying to knit a Christmas card.

It's hard......

[KateReadsBooks]

oh, you've tagged me. I'll do it when i get back from break!

[Theultimatebride]

Yeah.

Sorry about that.

Have a cool break though.

[KateReadsBooks]

you've won. by a landslide.

[Theultimatebride]

Thank fuck for that.

[paisleyduck]

And what's with the tp tubes?

[Theultimatebride]

I have no idea?

They just keep coming free with the toilet paper.

Actually, you can use them for planting.

And time machines.

[schatze78]

I challenge you to toilet paper tube construction.

[Theultimatebride]

I accept your challenge.

What subject?

[paisleyduck]

Yeah! Smurfette!

Why do you have so much glow in the dark paint?

I like those heads you made at work. What are they made of?

[Theultimatebride]

You can't beat Smurfette.

I don't know what happened with the paint. I was in the store, I had money on me, and I saw it, just sat there. All pretty and glowy. I just had to buy it. One day, I'll find a more practical use for it than glow-in-the-dark handprints in the bathroom.

Thanks. The heads are made from Super Sculpey. It's like a wax kinda material that hardens when baked. Or boiled?

[CallMeNiner]

Jack Klugman is my father. You have an autograph of my father.

[CallMeNiner]

Was that a bottle of whiskey behind the robot?

[CallMeNiner]

I counted 17 versions of Jack The Ripper on your shelf.

[CallMeNiner]

That's at least a month's worth of toilet paper.

[Theultimatebride]

That was a day.

[CallMeNiner]

I dont know how the wife puts up with all that crap. Especially the racing tire end table. Nice!

[Theultimatebride]

It only comes out when she's at her sister's.

And the table too.

[Theultimatebride]

That sounds about right? You should see the bedroom.....

[Theultimatebride]

Why yes it was. All the good stuff is behind the robot.

[Theultimatebride]

I know. He mentioned you. He said you were his favourite, but you should solve more murders.

[schatze78]

I was wondering about that carting one. Was that a Jack the Ripper book? You do good head :p Guess it comes in handy with your bondage items...

I finally get to see THE program. Nice *^_^*

Yay, Jack Klugman!!

Those post a striking resemblance to my knitting needles and yarn--my airplane blanket yarn; the one that's been 8 years in the making.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Lauren Bacall.

I'm happy you did the video *^_^*

May your lucky golden poo serve you well.

[Theultimatebride]

That was a LOT of Ripper books. They used to help me get to sleep.

And I do AMAZING head.

If I have the right tools.

The rate with which I knit at the moment, It'll take me 8 years to make anything.

I don't know if Lauren will do it? I will tell her though.

I'll keep rubbing the poo until she says yes.

That is how it works isn't it?

Can you rub poo?

I'm kinda glad I did it too. Now Niner won't chop me up.

[Theultimatebride]

And double yay! for Jack Klugman.

[schatze78]

Of course!

Yes, you CAN rub that poo. It's lucky golden poo. Rub it. Feel it. Believe in its power!