Sushi (California Roll) - My Way

[regalondaytons]

made sushi last night holy fuck good shit!!!

[donhoe01]

eat that shit motha faucker

[papercuts777]

@donhoe01 ...and eat it I did!

Cheers

[yaymeIamanut]

YUM!

[chuckv5150]

Dude you FN crack me up. "I got places to go" @9:45............Lol you better change them FN shorts then my friend. LOLOLOL. Most entertaining cooking show on YouTube period!! What's your address cuz I'ma send you a knew set of cookware. Oh and all this entertainment after taking a man size hit off that pipe. I LOVE IT!!!

[papercuts777]

@chuckv5150 I honestly thought when I started this shit that I would catch too much flack for the language. Then I discovered Pyrobooby. That guy has paved the way for me to over use 1 word. Fuck it! haha

Cheers and yes, more beers!

[SexyTheDyke]

wow you can do sushi? man you can truly cook your behind off

[papercuts777]

@SexyTheDyke If I can eat it, chances are, I can get lucky and cook it. hah

[Obobbyss]

Classic fucking intro!

[allan9874]

sir. your not drunk enough this episode.

[papercuts777]

@allan9874 Hangover! haha

[Anderus1]

listen to this man. i was able to make a perfect sushi roll. it got me laid.

[papercuts777]

@Anderus1 I'm 1/2 cut. Just saying shit for the cam.

[tEkToNiK]

very nice "tobacco" rip at the beginning XD

[papercuts777]

@tEkToNiK Tobacco? Oh, right, tobacco. Ya, Gotta smoke and ccook.

[papercuts777]

@lesterclaypool1 Ya, that's just a little rolling tobacco to start things off with. haha

[katiesmith100]

I'm a chic and HATE sushi - don't understand how u can eat that shit but I understand they r not easy to make so interesting to watch.

[teresaeast89]

see i stay in Okinawa and we can get sushi in our commissary and one time i tried a dragon roll it was with eel and it was OK but I'm not much on eel i guess cause i only made it threw one piece after i found out what was in it but i do love a spicy tuna roll and the California roll every has to love it

[papercuts777]

Go to love tha sushi!

[amannamebeef]

hmm as a former sushi chef of 4 years of experience i honestly have to throw in a "shocked" face.

don't get me wrong bro, i been watchin ur videos for a month and a half now tryin to expand my culinary prowess. but for sushi being my strong side and all, you bet that i have plenty of things to say.

but hey, its ur way of makin it! so fuck me. if u want some bomb ass sushi then i can give u recipes that'll make u blow loads. that is if u want em

keep at it champ!

[papercuts777]

Thanks, man. If u ever get the chance, power drink 6 beers then drink another 12 as you assemble the sushi. It wont be much prettier...if ur still standing.

Bro, I'm not here to have a pissing contest, just drinking a pile of beer and trying to entertain a bit, however, not one to back down to a challenge, especially sushi, I'll do a video response to your well rehearsed, adding the wine and mixing the rice at the right temp. Hell, lets throw some eel on the grill, too

No headbands.

Cheers

[amannamebeef]

haha i kno i kno. after reading the comment i left, it kinda sounds fucked up. anyway i guess it was just a chef thing goin on in my head, makin the judgmental calls and such, anyway, seriously bro i'm a fan of urs, i sometimes forget that ur drunk(i cant really tell).

haha u know, i actually did power drink 6 beers before. in our line of work, we actually drink a lot! cant concentrate till i get the booz up in the hizzos.

anyway dude, i think ur fuckin brilliant!! cheers for beers

-BEEF

[papercuts777]

I hear ya, bro. I do the same thing and then go back and remove my comment. Urs isn't bad, u were just pointing out a few things that weren't quite. To be able to cut corners, I think that u have to know how to make the food properly. Just a thought.

Cheers, man. No offence taken. I didn't mean to snap back but but hey, it's just food.

No headbands! haha

[fuzychiapet]

lol- "you need a leaf"

[papercuts777]

hahaha

[HUTCHtopher]

Other internet chefs can't compare!

[papercuts777]

They're not bad but them Japs just don't swear! haha

[29render]

Ride the Lightning is their best album.

Great music+great food+little pipes= Great times!

[papercuts777]

Always a blast over here. Must be the party atmosphere. Oh, and real loud music! haha

Cheers, man!

[BluSk0rpi0n]

I LOVE SUSH tooI!!!!! Wasabi is da bomb, I can eat pea sized blobs of it.

[papercuts777]

Any bigger than peas and ur head is gonna burn real hard! You know that. haha

[NonnyNeko]

I love sushi! I only eat one kind though xD

[papercuts777]

Ahhhhh haha Good one!

[YungGunna32]

You should have your own TV cooking show.

[papercuts777]

Yes, I should!

haha

[special907]

He should be has a foul mouth. But its entertaining

[papercuts777]

It's great. There's no competition out here.

Because of all the cussing. hahaha

Cheers!

[nephildevil]

hilarious!

:'D

[papercuts777]

Thanks!

[wildman3dz]

dude u r fuking hilarious and ur also a great cook.those mammoth sushi rolls look fuking awesome.

[papercuts777]

Thanks a lot, buddy!

[Xiia0Sn00pY]

did you use sushi vinegar rice? fdid u make the vinegar?

[papercuts777]

I omitted the Murin altogether. It's still pretty close. Not a big difference.

[Xiia0Sn00pY]

well yea the sushi vinegar mixture consist of mirin, salt and sugar..sugar 3tbs salt 1tsp

mirin er i think ard 3/4 cup

[papercuts777]

I'm quite familiar with the ingredients in Mirin.

If u want, add a bit off sugar and water for the sweet taste. U really don't NEED it.

Cheers

[MurphGiovanni]

damn, bro....you can make sushi too? i'm impressed

i like watching your shit better than a lot of shows on food network...like that dude tyler florence...i suspect that he wears panties

p.s. do they only sell steam whistle beer in canada? that's a cool name for a beer

[papercuts777]

hahahah@ wearing panties.

Ya, they only sell this stuff in Ontario, for now. $54.00 for a 24! Get ready to spend. hah

Cheers!

[MrGreeva]

cali roll and cali kush?? that was no tobacco you were smoking :D

[papercuts777]

American Spirit tobacco. Honest! hah

[meowzerzz]

9:01

[papercuts777]

My 'smoking' shorts! hahaha

[princejosua]

is that imitation crab?

[papercuts777]

Ya, it is. I used the real King Crab in the Crab cakes i did.

[mickeyl01]

I took some sushi home with me once and threw it in a frying pan...........It tasted just like fish! ...........who knew!

[papercuts777]

Fried sushi. Hmmm. I dunno.

[mickeyl01]

I was making a joke.........raw fish.....get it......

(747 just flew over papercuts house)

[papercuts777]

whooooooooooosh hahaha

[BALLINBUSTA]

I always have Metallica playing at the background when I cook; and not only when I cook! :) haha

It really halps alot.........!!

[papercuts777]

Ya, food tastes better side by side with Metallica

[hippygal7]

OK Robert DeNero hahaha I sent this to my daughter she is a sushi girllllllllll xo

[papercuts777]

Alllllrighty! And sushi? Your too much. How do know about all this business? hah

Good for u!

[papercuts777]

A lot of things are better sober. Yes, this is one of them. Preparation at least. If I wasn't buzzed I would film it, though!

Thanks!

[radiohege]

lookin forward to more sushi man.

[papercuts777]

It will come. I must redeem myself from this vid.

Cheers.

[snarkdetriomphe]

cool you have lots of japanese cooking experience, look forward to seeing more!

[papercuts777]

Yes, I have to get on track and build some shrimp and tamago and tuna belly, the good stuff.

[tomfukspuss]

hey that wet knife shit was important as hell I would have forgot that shit 4sure hahaha.

PS: if u haven't tried wasabi beer nuts or chip nuts yet I highly recommend trying that shizniz

[papercuts777]

I tried the wasabi peas (dried). good eatin.

Cheers, bro!

[conn0412]

Looks tasty! Yeah wasabi is fucking hot, even just a tiny bit of that stuff hurts!

[papercuts777]

U must have had it, before. It hurts! haha

[JoeHell67]

Hi,

a little off topic...

even folks that are used to eat hot peppers and sauces are often 'taken by surprise'

by the taste of Wasabi or pure Horseradish...(or german Loewen Mustard..)

them guys are used to the 'hot' taste but Wasabi & Co. are 'sharp' 'cause of the

ethereal oils....makes even the toughest guys shed a tear ;-)

anyway, good to clean up the sinuses of the nose if you have a cold...

peace

Joe

[papercuts777]

Hell, yeah! This light green paste will bring the hardest M/F's to there knees or at the very least, as u said, make 'em tear up. Thisstuff burns the back of the neck at the bottom of the brain pan! I'm usually more careful but with beer...no rules!

Cheers, mate!

[JoeHell67]

Oui Chef!

Yeah, drinking beer and listening to loud music makes you do weird things, i guess! *haha*

keep them knives'n pans flying!

Cheers!

[papercuts777]

Ya, man!

[bobbylou122]

Dude i watched you beef n brocollie and you dont look like a cook BUT DAMN you make some good food. Made it last night wa fucking great. Thanks man keep rolling!

[papercuts777]

I do what I can.

Thanks, bro!

[MrSmartBob]

Wow. You made that look easy. Good job!

[scent007]

i posted a comment before in this video but the **** youtueb has an eroe .. so i said um big sushi fan and i laughed when it was very hot ur expression was good .. i hoped if u added some salmon ... :) hope it will be posted now :D

[papercuts777]

Utube is playing tricks, again.

Yes, that was too hot!

Next round will be with salmon, raw tuna and shrimp, the real sushi.

[JoeHell67]

Hi,

cali sushi rolls was the least i would expect here, KABOOM!

I would've cut a little smaller pieces but it looks good and the nori weed is good quality too,

if you can't see thru, it's HQ!

had a japanese GF when i was a Teenie and she served me some serious sushi (she also taught me a lOT more...;-)

if you don't have the rice sour/salty try to mix soy sauce with lemon juice (about 50/50 to taste)

as a dipping!

domo arigato!

Joe Hell (bowing down...)

P.S. be careful on the wasabi...

[papercuts777]

That was a drunken version of some sort of California roll I had a round here. I have oyster sauce, too. Never thought.

U speak a bit of Japanese, no doubt.

MIND THE WASABI!

[mmdghr]

yummmm !!!

[papercuts777]

Too hot. I gotta go EZ on that wasabi. haha

[ratmq]

Yet again you post a recipe that many of us are "Afraid" to attempt, and you make it look SOOOOO easy....Thanks once more for the inspiration. The wife would LOVE it if I made this for a nice change of pace. Dungeness crab is readily available here on the Left coast and I will be investing in a bamboo mat....Cheers!

[papercuts777]

Poppy got sloppy. I made this shiznit 100's of times but never drunk. So now we have 'chunky' slices of avocado and stuff. haha I'll MAKE it werk!

Dungeness (drools) crab, u lucky left coatser.

Thanks!

[popebenadict16]

smoke weed,eat weed,

[papercuts777]

Just don't sell it!

[ELGQZ]

doing ur thizzle with da sushizzle..

I will eat that anytime of day bro...

OOOOrieeeeeeght!!!! LOL

Like dat knife tap action before u cut...ur smoooth bro...smoooth.

[papercuts777]

hahahaha sushizzle. A missed opportunity. Damn!

Cheers, bro!

[hanoibomb]

Indian would be killer. Knock it out, Cuts!

[papercuts777]

Got it!

Cheers, mate!

[1530tv]

Papercuts, lets do an indian dish or something. Like a tiki marsala or something. That would be the tits. I think it would make for a great vid also. Just a suggestion though as you are the fng King of Cooking/Brew Slugging!

[papercuts777]

Something Indian is marked down!

Thanks, bro!

[GHarrisonNunes]

"Jap restaurant" LOL if they weren't as racist as they come... LOL

[papercuts777]

Jap is approved by Archie Bunker. Jew is not! haha I think he said Hebes. hahaha OK let's not heavily political up in here. hahaha

[ELGQZ]

hahaha

[jakluk4]

never tried sushi before *hides face in shame* lol

[papercuts777]

My god, I do have to get up that way. Never tasting sushi is akin to never tasting...shit, I don't have a good answer but u need to try it!!! haha

[jakluk4]

hahaha its THAT good, eh? lol

[papercuts777]

Yes! Healthy too! Oh, and very, very expensive!

Less mercury in these fish than a swine flu shot!

[1530tv]

Nice vid. papercuts. You fng rule my friend!

[papercuts777]

Cheers, buddy!

[amylove1975]

I've never had egg in sushi, very interesting.

[kooktocook]

Well I just picked up some tips I either missed or skipped on Japanese 101. Great food isn't it? cheers! KtC

[theshaggyskinhead]

You need to pitch this to the Food Network.

[papercuts777]

They need to call me back. Wait, that's Spike!

Cheers!

[RippenRoblez]

un-riced...ha

[papercuts777]

U heard that huh? hahaha

Beer talk.

[bertintowncenter]

Love Wasabi !! It goes right to your brain !! haha.

Nice Video !!

[papercuts777]

Duzn't burn the throat but likes to localize in the brain pan!

Cheers!

[MadBadVoodo]

Kick Ass Vid Man!!

Five Stars!!

[papercuts777]

Thanks!

[Cherbookie]

I wish they served those big rolls in the restaurants, that would rock! Great vid man.

[papercuts777]

Ya, I have to buy twice as much, when I go out.

I learned this kind of food 1st because it was so pricey. Then it was Chinese and so on.

Thanks!

[daFranch1se69]

That looked more like a sushi burrito, egg? crab meat? those are some exotic ingrediants. I prefer raw salmon or shrimp.

Good job thou, you are the man!

[papercuts777]

Ya, salmon, shrimp and tuna belly are what I should have used to impress but this was a quickie, done a long time ago. I'll redeem myself, later.

That crab is really Alaskan Pollock. (fake crab meat) It's OK, though.

Thanks!

[DivaJacobs313]

There he is.... Thanks for sharing.... Can't wait to try... Love you man....

[papercuts777]

That vid is a year old. I'm having trouble editing the 2 I have from last Fri. taking a bit of time. This will have to do, for now.

Thanks! =)

[jimmyjames133]

that smells like weed

[papercuts777]

Weed, no. I won't use FRC tobacco papers OR tobacco. Fucking poison is 5 x stronger than a same cigarette from a year ago!!!!!

Fuck acrolene!

We buy our tobacco straight the fuk outta Tilsonburg, Ont. BEFORE they add their poison to it. No additives, baby! haha

[bronzbabe101]

Yes! Sake...mmmm

[papercuts777]

Sake, the booze that made many a Japanese person sing!

Karaoke is powered by sake, in Japan

Ohhh Yeahh

[Iamfukenripped]

Fuckin A, loooks great man ive just eaten and its made me feel hungry lol. i never tryed wasabi but it looks hot as shit dude.

[papercuts777]

Wasabi duzn't burn ur mouth. It fries ur fking brain, right at the back by the neck. haha

[yamongirl]

love that shit! Wasabi rocks. Those who cannot eat it are fuck'n puss-eez

[papercuts777]

Word! haha

[vindisel2]

yea man your videos are soo fucking cool every week i wait untill you make videos so yee just make videos make alot pleace for all of us

[papercuts777]

10-4, buddy!

[AngryLlamaz]

omfg ends are the best part!! t.t

[papercuts777]

I think that's why I took it down. It's about a yr old.

hahaha

[illisions]

man keep them vids coming puts humor in cooking and drinking and cooking a whole new perspective

[papercuts777]

Drinking and laffing. A must for quality cooking!

Cheers!

[AnnyaMoon]

Great to see this done. Thnx.

[papercuts777]

I'll do it better, next time. This was a quick throw together, I had laying around.

Thanks.

[SouthernSky]

0:40 is this cooking with Robert De Niro :)))

Awesome recipe as always, big ass portions, rock on!

[papercuts777]

hahaha Thanks! Always rockin'!

[etherealone]

hahahahaha. sushi is a waste of shit. but this vid is great.

[papercuts777]

I'm actually going to do shit on a shingle and see if I can get a comment or a few stars! hahaha

Peace.

[etherealone]

just dont drink and shit on shingles. I cannot abide by drunk shingle shitters.

[papercuts777]

I'll reply and and ur comment will disappear, etheralone.

Shingle shitting while shooting the shit? haha

[etherealone]

LOLS. i have one question, how the hell do you keep that place of yours so tidy? I have even less counter space, and its drives me up the wall keeping it clean. eeegads!

[papercuts777]

All I need is a square foot for cutting. I don't know how I stay somewhat organized. Beer? haha

[papercuts777]

Took 14 mins but the original comment is now gone, vaporized, baby!

[pigfaceddog]

I tried Sushi 3 times...gaged all three times.

[papercuts777]

Aw, dude! Ya gotta try the eel kebab w/ teriyaki sauce. Maybe some salmon roe/eggs? How about the octopus tentacles? mmmmm

hahahaha

[pigfaceddog]

I'll eat octopus the others I may have to pass....Might try the eel

[papercuts777]

OK, u know the score! Was just fking with ya. haha

Peace

[pigfaceddog]

yeah no worries. Fuckin Sushi....gags

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHA

[swiftjeff]

its freakin early in the morn, but this is a good video. Even better when watching it at work.

[papercuts777]

Hey, If ur watching at werk, then ur not werking. We all win, 'cept ur boss. haha

Thanks!