Shaq O'Neal - Top 10 Quotes

[MastodonBoarder]

ok lets not leave out the best shaq quote of all time to the right

watch?v=STZAPItlAV4

[1011193ag]

2:03-2:11

blghglblnlvmkglldsffdplsdfasdf fucking game dfgdz i don't give a fuck:D

lol

[therealboyz4]

everyone who disliked the video are not canadian

[ZeZaZoZi]

p-u-r-e-u-d - period!

[ModeLTU]

Such a troll, Shaq, such a troll

[ModeLTU]

What a sicko hahaha xD

[groovymr1337]

Press 3. "Bounce hither"

[JamesIzWar]

Shaq is hilarious xD

[pakyukalima]

Yugoslavia for sure gonna hype it up...hahaha

[Brettskiiez]

shaq were on air , " i dont give a shit"

[JohnWallAllDay2]

SHAQ ahah.lol

[KeptNow]

hahahaha. love shaq

[KingMe5000]

P.U.R.E.U.D period lol :3:14

[jtfourlife]

Sacramento queens LOL

[Danielthephenom]

can u dig it

[dreezy2345]

Haha @0:22 looks like someone forgot how to spell SportsCenter

[metalheadrapper]

@dreezy2345 it's a canadian show canadians spell it centre

[usamorales]

I wonder what wouldve happened it shaq stayed with the heat and played with James,Wade, & Bosh

[steal77theif]

@usamorales no cap space and bosh would of been on the bench.

[red251bamaboy]

@steal77theif if shaq was their bosh still would of started because him and shaq play two different positions and if they did play the same position bosh still would of started

[steal77theif]

@red251bamaboy Again, There was no cap space meaning that they couldnt sign shaq without trading out some of their players.

[jazzzyxjay]

@SymphonyStainesRed lmao

[TheConnor77]

the Sacramento Queens

[goskate77]

Damn this is old, travis henry was still on the bills lol

[rick1306]

Shaq: "They are trying to take on the fucking game"

Reporter: "Shaq we're on live"

Shaq: "I don't give a shit."

lmfa

[MrPokemonWhite]

so sad he is now retired CAN YOU DIG IT!!!

[NYCD86]

LMAO He is one FUNNY ass muthafucka I'ma miss his big ENTERTAINING ass. Hopefully he lands a gig like Barkley did on TNT. Hmm... maybe they'll get to work together... MAYBE!!

[sorryass9988]

keep pushing 8 LOL

[SymphonyStainedRed]

My favorite one is where he says:

"ghhhurhghaunnnangugharragnaab­eahehabehbah"

[ATLchucktaylor90]

Next stop 4 Shaq= Inside the NBA

[tonyhq1992]

P.U.R.E.U.D... PERIOD

[BB0ysGam3s]

0:00 SHAQ LOOKS A BLIND GUY! XD

[qweety123]

LOLOL.

[Aguzman0077]

more like top ten mumbles

[macoy346]

this vid should have a subtitle..I don't understand him..

[emadaignault]

press 4 for sum love

[Quillincy]

i cant understand its like ghghgguarrahgrauraurya

[Aiforshort]

 sacramento queens ! LOL

[CerebralPrince10]

"were are on live"

"I don't give a fuck"

haha love Shaq

[BB0ysGam3s]

@CerebralPrince10 "were are on live"

"i don't give a fuck!"

"the kids are watching this!"

"i don't give a fuck too...." XD SHAQ4EVAR!

[BenBrightStreet]

SHAQ ... AHHH AHHHHH

[iPawn112126]

I didn't understand shit. Hahahaha. I just hear murmurs. I just love this guy. Hahahahaa

[And1alldaylong]

he had a biggie shirt

[KHDND]

Fat Mamba

[0xan4xan0]

pureud- period?

[mexashe]

Yugoslavia? WTF when was this interview :))))))

[dex216sims]

I like his first quote best, that individual goals mean nothing. and that team accomplishments mean everything! Wins and losses are what matter, not MVPs and All-Star appearances

[dannyb4283]

He's the Brett Favre of basketball!

[unreal513]

@dannyb4283 no, most definetly fucking not

[JerDawg23]

@unreal513 yeah he didnt "retire" 10 times

[edwarlkd814]

0:42 look at the box score 76ers against Suprs.

I thought it says Phil Jackson 18 pts 5 rbs lmao

[Javbuff2008]

@edwarlkd814 hahahahhhahaha

[SuperZiggyboi]

1-10

wur wur wur wur hype lakers wur wur

[jachristian100]

Thongs LOL !!!!!!!!!

[TheAmerigoCorleone]

0:20-0:24....someone had sex with Shaq.

[ilovetrip92]

Can you dig it ? xD

[Airman32292]

i just got accepted into SU, Shaq University

[Kellen3434]

pureued thats how he spelled period i just shit my pants by laughing so hard

[pspachraf]

21 dislikes are Queens

[ben242011]

Sacremento Queens LOL

[steellegendhasapussy]

this guy will be missed so much once he retires, there will never be a personality like him

[cochino261]

lmaho @ "THONGS" haha

[defelix2432]

dont understand most of the shit he is saying

[madison78man]

The "horri-awful" quote needs to be in this top 10.

[DieboldF6]

imagine if all those microphones were dildos

[IVlrClutch]

@DieboldF6 lmao

[EPIcxXxXECLIpse2010]

WTF did he say???

[zackmyboy]

did he just say pureud?

[ryanak88]

Pureud.

[SolidSnakeRules]

3: WOW A MATHAZAR IMPRESSION?

[fdrizzy3]

he probably won a few spelling contests when he was a kid lol

[MrWB3]

“Me having a beautiful wife and great family and friends around me, all the money I’ve got, all the things that I’ve got, a Ferrari that I just ripped the top off of and turned into a convertible, the rings I got, the two mansions on the water, a master’s in criminal justice, I’m a cop, plus I look good. So me shooting 40 percent at the foul line is just God’s way of saying that nobody’s perfect. If I shot 90 percent from the line, it just wouldn’t be right.”

[Thesportsman811]

Just to let this, to say in a nice way, mentally challenged reatard know, it's the Sacramento Kings and we kicked ur ass. But when u pay the ref it's kinda hard to win. LAKERS=LIYING STUPID CHEATING RETARDED LOOOOOOOOOOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT JUST IN 02 to 04 BUT THEY ARE NOW AND ALWAYS WILL Be!!!!!!!!!!!!

[magicbus333]

@Thesportsman811 jelousy

[juice0133]

Should be not top 10 quotes shaq is a mental retard.

[DanRioNY]

Where's the quote when an interviewer says the chemistry looks good or something like that and Shaq says "Yeah do you want to take a look in the showers?"...?

[1hndman]

"were live", shaq, "i dont give a shit" aaahhhhhahaha

[ThisLittleBlackBook]

what about "kobe, how does my ass taste?"

[3wademiami]

Omg.Brandon Marshall is a Dolphin

[Kevinownsyouall]

Lol he said in the university thing: I can go and get a real job now thank you :D

[zephyrtube]

OH NO! Zach Thomas is going to miss two games???

[MegaLocoxx]

SHAQ AHHHH THE GREATEST OF ALL UNIVERSE! Lol!

[kobekeith8]

Everybody sees Kobe stat line at 0:16? Not bad

[Blackhandles]

@kobekeith8 ROFLMAO

[l8kercrazy]

@kobekeith8

yeah i checked that out too.

[redsoxnation23]

@kobekeith8 notice how they still lost?

[33Alakazam]

what about the jacket to the announcer? "That jacket is horriawful, thats a mix of horrible adn awful"

[Trainian]

SHAQ!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

they don't have, "If you don't think Dirk Nowitski is a good player, then I'll punch you in the face."

[bongrocker]

CAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU DIG IT?!!?

[obama08YEAH]

hahaha ''before we get started i think y'all should try one of these muffins.... these muffins is real good''

[weebull16]

When shaq talks he is like a....Big retarded baby.

[speedraser72]

This list is null and void without his response to a reporter asking him if he saw the Acropolis while in Greece for the Olympics. Shaq said, "I can't remember the names of all the clubs we went to."

[therocksownss]

shaq fucking talks so slow its like slow motion

[HowToProductionsInc]

@therocksownss he doesnt talk that slow he just has that slow motion voice lol

[eafanboyssuck]

pureud 

[Weslo2]

"shaq we are on live"

"I don't give a shit"

hahahahha

[VOD713]

@MrUSAJAY hahahahaha nice one

[Angelus12308]

Yugoslavia ended 19 years ago smartass.

[yellowboy509]

shaq is stoned

[catolog96]

Love

Shaq

University

[rootber200]

one of the most dominate players ever? u gota be shitting me. most overrated fucking player. 5000 missed free throws and a shit percentage of field goals. fuck shaq

[xxxheat]

@rootber200 just the FT dickhead. but look at his points, rebounds, blocks - and how he dunk the ball on yo mama's face

[Blassreiter815]

wtf is shaq saying lololol babble babble babbble bbbbaaabbble i dunno wtf im saying lol

[wutangc5]

lmao "p-u-r-e-u-d"

[SuperKings18]

I hate Shaq he is not funny.

[datgyallilnikz]

@SuperKings18 err , yes he is :p

[lbj23asd]

sacramento Qweens!!!! hahaha

[WALKMAN024]

lets green egg and ham it.

[kinkeezie]

Rachel Nichols: So Shaq...Are you excited to be playing on Christmas on NBC?"NBC is gonna hype it up...ESPN is gonna hype it up...The China channel is gonna hype it up...The Yugoslavia channel is gonna hype it up...Everyone is gonna hype it up" Haha

[StFidjnr]

@kinkeezie this is the biggest watched game in the history of all sports

[jattboypunjabi]

"Excuse my frickin' French"

[PrfessorOProductions]

number 2 was fuckin hilarious

[ibcrazysumtimes]

period b-l-o-o-d period.

[DOBESisBOSS]

my volume is all the way up and i cant hear him still lol

[diablo313]

Where's "Kobe how does my ass taste"?

[DeeMz90]

the muffin lol

[Vip3rC4in0022]

lol the Sacramento queens

[Froggybeast69]

Shaq is to basketball what OchoCinco is to football. Period.

[LUKAS327]

@Froggybeast69 Wrong. Shaq is one of the best ever. OchoCinco isnt really even good.

[mlking213]

pureud.

[pimpskatar]

awh wheres the one where he says something like;

money money money, its all about money, but as long as I play basketball, drink pepsi and wear reebok, i don't care

[valin771]

the reporter at the start is hot like reggie miller in the 4th quarter against the knicks

[TMacAttack01]

AHAHAHAH

Shaq we're on live...I don't give a shit.

[Unknown2894]

the muffin lol

[elnj4lyfe]

Gotta love Shaq! He brings humor to the game!

[JLTRAIN233]

Love Shaq University hahahahha

[1999californication]

pureud

hhhhhhhhhh

[frownbeat]

his face on 6 is priceless

[nuthinavailable]

LOL shaq at beginning ahahha

[SDSOverfiend]

Shit is legit but the best one came later.

After hearing that Dwight Howard was the new superman shaq calmly stated

"their can only be one Son Of Jor-El"

Classic shit.

[dolphinbuc]

5. is my favorite.

[lilmizze5]

@dolphinbuc i dont give a shit

[dolphinbuc]

Yeah,that's classic uncensored Shaq

[ryanking909780]

hahaa,,shaq needs to go back to elemetry school and learn basic speech....he talks like a ignorent nobody.....GO BACK TO SCHOOL SHAQ.

[Kingjd87]

He majored in writing you fucking idiot.

[bamafan73191]

"these muffins is real good" lol.

[haloandshithead]

Life is like a box of shaq quotes, you never know whatcha gonna get.

[funkmasterflex28]

Looks like the people commenting on this video are 80 percent dipshit

[seanyj04]

he talks so low

[BrasilStyIe]

pureud

[msochals]

I think one of my new favorite things to do is to go onto youtube videos and find how the comments have utterly nothing to do with the video.

[ScoobsTV]

@msochals that comment has utterly nothing to do with this video.

[OCdodgerfan88]

1:40 is funny because he has to lean over to reach the mic. I can't imagine being that tall.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

whats sad is the refs helped the lakers beat the kings

[Fatebullet]

@Joefonzgoldenarms I'm a Laker fan but I agree. Kings should have won with their top players..

[irelandsgreatest]

easily amused Americans...

[jaboogwah]

Easily amused Americans, huh.. Not our fault you're butt hurt from England shitting on you.

[irelandsgreatest]

If England was shitting on us, how would our butt hurt? Didnt think that one through, did ya genius..?!

[ActionHobo]

go suck a potato

[irelandsgreatest]

go suck on a happy meal fat boy

[ActionHobo]

wow, you're so smart to call someone fat before you've ever even seen them. seems like you're the one who needs to think things through.

[irelandsgreatest]

Well, since about 65% of Americans are over-weight, some weighing over 400 pounds, and since your American- chances are your over-weight fatboy

[ActionHobo]

listen dipshit, get your facts straight before you call someone fat. i am 5'9 and weigh 120 which is far from overweight. it's like me saying that you eat nothing but potatoes and drink beer all day just because you're in ireland

[irelandsgreatest]

Get my facts straight? ehm, I did fatboy! sure sure, I believe ya alright. And no, its not really since Irish people dont just eat potatoes and drink beer but Americans are obese, so its not like you saying that at all when ya think about it...

[ActionHobo]

look, if you want proof that i'm not fat, look at my video of me doing a bass cover. i know i suck at bass, but that's not what i'm trying to show you. im just trying to prove it to you, you ignorant alcoholic.

[irelandsgreatest]

LMAO ignorant alcoholic? Surely I should be out gettin hammered now then? calm down fatboy, keep your panties on

[ActionHobo]

ha, you're making me laugh with the fatboy thing.

seriously, if you think all americans are fat, then you have bigger problems then just living in ireland.

[irelandsgreatest]

good fatboy, glad it amuses you. At which point did I say all Americans are fat? Now your making stuff up fatboy! I said the majority are...

[ActionHobo]

oh I'M making stuff up? why are you calling me fatboy then?

[irelandsgreatest]

cos its funny! you Americans are so sensitive

[ActionHobo]

at least we have something to be proud of. what do you have? famine? black plague?

i laugh at the fact that one american olympic athlete got the same amount of olympic medals as your whole country since 1928.

[irelandsgreatest]

Wel when you considor that Ireland has less than 1% of the population of America it kinda explains why dont ya think?! Your country spends millions training its athletes to achieve something while an enormous amount of the population lives in poverty...do you laugh at that..??

[ActionHobo]

oh dear, i guess i shut you up. too bad your country can't be as great as ours. oh well.

[jfacFAN1]

so since your irish im gonna say your a wife beating drunk....and since your irish...its true.

[irelandsgreatest]

Pity Im not married then cos that just shows it cant possibly be true!! Ha, try again fats...

[jfacFAN1]

pity im not fat but your calling me that anyway. why dont you and the rest of ireland have another potato famine but this time, just dont bother going to america, just sit and die.

[irelandsgreatest]

Well when you considor the fact that potatoes are nowere near Irelands biggest export & the fact they are eaten as much here as in any other country...it wouldnt exactly be a disaster now would it?

And when you also considor Americans such as Alfred Hitchcock, Henry Ford, Tom Clancy, John Mcenroe, Muhammed Ali, Mel Gibson, Edward Norton, Gene Kelly, Kurt Cobain to name but a few are all of Irish descent, it seems America is quite proud of some of its Irish affiliation... Ha, owned bitch!!

[Erric7777]

@ jfacFAN1 Hey fuck you man. I'm american and 80 percent Irish. You can kiss my ass you bastard. If I could I would move out of America to Ireland away from you judemental racist fucks. Always talkin bad about people who aren't you. It's ridiculous. Half you bastards still running around with your confederate flags. It's ridiculous. I love this country but man half the people are fuckin retards. You need to grow up.

[jfacFAN1]

dude he was calling all americans fat....so take your 20% percent american ass and stand up for yourself. unless you ARE fat....in which case....idk.

[Erric7777]

@jfacFAN1 Well being that my other 20 percent is Indian which the Americans slaughtered I would say fuck that. Truth is most Americans are fat. I mean seriously look around the mall. France's XLarge Mc Donalds cup is the size of our medium. Everyone complanes about mexicans taking our jobs but hardly anyone is willing. I mean I love the freedom and what this country stands for. But people have gotten ridicuolus. Even you have to admit that.

[jfacFAN1]

cool im 20% indian also.

red power

[heather921120]

"in which case..idk"

lmao

[ccoolahan14]

hows that irish national basketball team looking? hahahahaha

[irelandsgreatest]

Not too good cos the sport isnt very popular over here so no-one really cares about it. That's a bit like me asking you how's your GAA, football, rugby teams doing? hahahahahaha