I knowha. Hey you know when the worst time to smoke crack is. You guessed it the winter. So, everyone who does not understand why Cato is the greato-ist is smoking crack in the winter and will inevitably be dunked on like the punks they are.
I honestly don't understand why more people don't comment on this video. It's Kelvin Cato people he is the greatest to play the game ever. He will dunk on all the punks that don't respect his M.V.P., championship winning ways.
Kelvin Cato isn't said to be the greato-ist by everyone without reason. Every student of the game, every Ivey League graduate, all of his proteges (which include Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Wilt Chamberlin, Jerry West, Alexander Rodriguez, Willis McGahee, Christian Bale and Luke Ridnour), the women he's made love to, and the punks he's dunked on all proclaim him the greatest to play in any organized athletic competition. All these things being undesputably true render him worthy of all comments.
First of all if you knew about the greatest punk dunker, since Matt Geiger, you would know that he won the MVP and Championship every season he was in the NBA plus he won the 2004 season of Dancing with the Stars. Second the Knicks didn't release him he decided that because Stephon Marbury, David Lee, and Eddie Curry were such punks that he would rather not play with them and dunk on them. The Knicks have really gone down hill since Cato left.
He's completely greato. Last year he played for the Knicks and proceeded to dunk on punks left and right. He has been regularly dunking on punks since his days with Iowa State. He also is a superb Calypso dancer and George Foreman grill enthusiast.
Kelvin Cato won 7 MVP's, 7 NBA championships, all the while averaging 19 blocks, 11 rebounds, 9 assists, 23 steals and the cherry on top 22 dunk on punks a game. He is a free agent now because he's pursuing a career in curling and dog clothing production.
LOL MY FRIEND CATO!! LOL
lpadua11 5 months ago
i only saw one guy that was that tall in person
terrapatra 1 year ago
Im Dating Kelvin's on Xavier... I love Xavier. And this must be my father in law Haha
LenaReepXoxo 1 year ago
he looks nothing like 6-11
considering 2 girls around him are most likely below 5-7 at best
he looks more 6-7 and half or 6-8
ZHAOTI4444 2 years ago
How can someone who wants what's hot and popular be considered a 'trend-setter?' idiots
drama1111 2 years ago
wow
CanAlwaysTopOthers13 3 years ago
im throwed in the game like catos throwed in the hoop.
shootnspidasofmyrims 3 years ago
You sound like you roll on rims bigger than shawn kemp. Dunk on the punk just like Kelvin Cato.
KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
i wish i was kelvin cato.
shootnspidasofmyrims 3 years ago
I knowha. Hey you know when the worst time to smoke crack is. You guessed it the winter. So, everyone who does not understand why Cato is the greato-ist is smoking crack in the winter and will inevitably be dunked on like the punks they are.
KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
I honestly don't understand why more people don't comment on this video. It's Kelvin Cato people he is the greatest to play the game ever. He will dunk on all the punks that don't respect his M.V.P., championship winning ways.
KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
people dont comment on this video because nobody cares about kelvin cato because he is terrible
rootbeer2294 3 years ago
Kelvin Cato isn't said to be the greato-ist by everyone without reason. Every student of the game, every Ivey League graduate, all of his proteges (which include Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Wilt Chamberlin, Jerry West, Alexander Rodriguez, Willis McGahee, Christian Bale and Luke Ridnour), the women he's made love to, and the punks he's dunked on all proclaim him the greatest to play in any organized athletic competition. All these things being undesputably true render him worthy of all comments.
KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
he is the leadin shot blocker in nba 2k8 for me
he had 568 blocks in 82 games
he is cool
nbaportland123 3 years ago
He is cool and so are you. You are not a punk and you would not be dunked on.
KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
thanks man
peace
nbaportland123 3 years ago
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KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
i know him!
makingmemories98 3 years ago
Yours is a life truly blessed you sound badass and you would not be dunked on.
KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
he didn't win all of those championships, he never even came close to an MVP award
If he is so good then why did the knicks release him????????????
rootbeer2294 3 years ago
First of all if you knew about the greatest punk dunker, since Matt Geiger, you would know that he won the MVP and Championship every season he was in the NBA plus he won the 2004 season of Dancing with the Stars. Second the Knicks didn't release him he decided that because Stephon Marbury, David Lee, and Eddie Curry were such punks that he would rather not play with them and dunk on them. The Knicks have really gone down hill since Cato left.
KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
2 bad he sucks at basketball
rootbeer2294 3 years ago
What, he's so greato.
KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
he is not greato he is one of the worst players
do u even no what team he is on?
rootbeer2294 3 years ago
He's completely greato. Last year he played for the Knicks and proceeded to dunk on punks left and right. He has been regularly dunking on punks since his days with Iowa State. He also is a superb Calypso dancer and George Foreman grill enthusiast.
KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
ok he did play for the knicks LAST YEAR but wat team is kelvin cato greato on now
o thats right he is not on any team he is a free agent and will be for the rest of his life
rootbeer2294 3 years ago
Kelvin Cato won 7 MVP's, 7 NBA championships, all the while averaging 19 blocks, 11 rebounds, 9 assists, 23 steals and the cherry on top 22 dunk on punks a game. He is a free agent now because he's pursuing a career in curling and dog clothing production.
KelvinCatoSoGreato 3 years ago
yeah right hes truly greato....shootin spidas of my riiims!!!
shootnspidasofmyrims 3 years ago
That was tight, yo. Tall man pants? I'm down wit that.
wineguy2001 4 years ago