Portal 2 - Want You Gone Lyrics

[crazyminecraft8147]

I is learning this song for school

[Salfur2312]

what's sad is that aperture is a shack :/

[prototypegirl123]

GLaDOS has her voice deeper than usual? Is she going through the "change"?XD

[EvilmindedchilD]

Goodbye, my only friend.

Oh.

Did you think I meant you?

That would be funny, if it weren't so sad.

Oh GLaDOS, your wittiness and sarcasm knows no bounds.

[moodles2001]

OMG me and GLaDOS sound soooo alike!!!!!!

[TheGeniusCore]

5 people were killed twice.

[AlehorTheShadow]

OMFG I think Im not nerd anymore coz I think my girlfriend have sexier voice than GLaDOS

I feel like abomination after this confession...

[invadermarkb]

I sing this song everytime I talk to people who claim they're my friends but then fuck me over whoot GLaDOS!!!

[prototypegirl123]

Goodbye my only friend... oh did you think I menat you? That would be funny if it weren't so sad. XD I love how much a bitch GLaDOS is to everyone! She's my favorite character.

[maddyoll]

You know only five people viewed this? They just raped the replay button.

[GameFreak02172000]

I honestly like still alive more

[Squirrelflight1000]

I feel like a noob but why cant Valve count to 3?

[KarikoLP]

i love this song [REPLAY]

[Zx00jones00xZ]

i can't stop replaying it is sooo good:)

[only4fuzzy1]

Goodbye my only friend...oh did you think I meant you? It'd be funny if it weren't so sad xD I love how much of a bitch Gladys is

[BobAndSteveSho]

Question: Why put the lyrics in the description when they're already in the video?

[Reddeadplayer26]

@BobAndSteveSho Incase someone just wants to read through the lyrics, without listening to the song.

[fattiedew]

portal 3 needs to be the past where you test for Cave Jhonson etc.

[vadersucksass]

@fattiedew or maybe you somehow go back in time and help Gordon Freeman on the Borealis. they could put Half-life 3 and portal 3 in one game together and call it Half-Life: The Portals. because as we all know Valve can't count to 3 anyway.

[fattiedew]

@vadersucksass and apprature since and black mesa has a war !

[vadersucksass]

@fattiedew I don't know how that would be possible seeing as how GLaDOS can't leave the facility and she won't let anyone in or out anyway.

[dartivesgo]

Valve: Portal 1, Portal 2 and that's what I'm counting on.

[gamer99725]

He said he made the song

[catnaa333]

And that's what I'm counting on..... ;)

[TheSigmaDoctrine]

Is it odd I like this more than Still Alive?

[MrWondertaco1]

i miss caroline

[KOOLGUUY4536]

lol remember when you wanted to kill me twice

[MasterBoss43]

Remebmer when you tried to kill me twice.

Oh how we laughed and laughed.

Expect i wasen't laughing.

XD Thumbs up for GlaDOS XD

[Thawktwo]

Portal - Still Alive Portal 2 - Want You Gone Portal 3 - Just Get Away Portal 4 - Get a Life Portal 5 - How Much Longer? Portal 6 - How Long Do You Plan on Dragging This Out? Portal 7 - Return to Sender Already! Portal 8 - Why Must You Haunt Me? Portal 9 - I'm Running Out of Creative Titles Portal 10 - Okay, It's Been Ten Years, People Have Forgotten What the Series Was About Anyway Portal 11 - I Feel a Beard Starting to Grow In Portal 12 - Maybe If I Pass Myself Off As Chuck Norris..

[thegreatninjaman]

@Thawktwo valve cant count too 3 though :(

[animefreakout100]

It kinda makes me sad how GLaDOS. Dislikes you do much, and makes a song about it....

[Random64Piggy]

(\ (\ ( ^.^) 0_(") (")

Happy Bunny Approves

[xdemi4everx]

I want one person gone!!!!

[ClyraTheWolf1fan]

@xdemi4everx HECK YEAH!!! ME TOO!!!

[Shadowmanfan1]

This song is eerily 90's sounding.

Still love it!!!!!

[ryanmatsua33]

I want 5 people gone

[GizmoSplat]

u play a her

[ZonagonsBlackKnight]

Who is Caroline?



[thony211]

@ZonagonsBlackKnight Caroline is the clone vers. of chell 

[RzrbladesonFire]

@ZonagonsBlackKnight Carolina was a person who was forced to becom GLaDOS's conscience to help stop her killer cravings(: You don't see her in the game I don't think.

[Zelgarian]

@RzrbladesonFire In fact, you CAN se Carolyn in the game once... Between the first and second chamber with orange gel, there is an office with a picture of Cave and a lady (You get the achievement "Portrait of a lady" for discovering it).. That lady is most likely Carolyn, since she is the only female employee mentioned in the game

[arbiterV2]

But the lyrics are in the video....why the hell would anyone need this?

[minecrafterz234]

5 people didn't want their freedom.

[TooLoLish]

still alive was better =P

[WINGERDFELAN]

I can't wait til half life 2 ep 3, I wonder if Chell will be in it

[WINGERDFELAN]

I used to want Justin Bieber dead, oh wait, I still do

[lilypop87]

Me and Cubey always listen to this together~ ^.^

[SunsetSweetie09]

GlaDos wants you gone

Me:Hey GlaDos wat about portal 3

(Oh shit)

[ClassicOtakuLolita]

@SunsetSweetie09 PLEASE~ Valve games never go past 2~!!!

[WonkyTonkBotty]

Ellen McLain's voice is beautiful in this

[blaisy4evr]

i want 5 people gone.

[MrHellodylan123]

Lawls sang this 10 times till my dad told me to shut up lol

[michellecool9801]

im in love with this song. It's so pretty

[BluVictini]

Well not Caroline part tho...

[BluVictini]

This song describes me and some kid in my class. Except I didnt try to kill him.

I LOVE THIS SONG!

Oh and Im GLaDOS in the thing up there ^

[Rocitboi12]

@BluVictini...awesome username....PRUSSIA APPROVED!!!*bricked for hetalia reference*

[BluVictini]

@Rocitboi12 xD

[nuttybubbles97]

@Rocitboi12 awesome! >:D

[Zozosisi159]

GLaDOS can really sing huh?

[willofbob]

isn't Caroline GLaDOS' real name?

also, this is a wonderful evil overlord song.

[StealthBlade7]

sheesh. guys, before makiing dumb statements, work on your english. -___-

[KOOLGUUY4536]

my 3yr old sister (2 and a half her b day is on mine)knows how to talk and sings this all day and on saturdays i have to stay with in class and she either hums it or sings it in music class

[mybox1991]

I THINK STILL ALIVE SONG FROM PORTAL 1 IS THE BEST

[diegotimperjuncio]

(8'

[Tolinar]

View 39,000: I liked it

[SaucyYum]

of course portal three isn't going to be called 'Portal 3' probably like... 'portal 2.5' or something :/

[HakuTheUmbreon]

Valve may not be able to count to 3, but somehow the dislike button can count to 4. :l

[som1withafaceandname]

sorry to disappoint all of you hoping for portal 3, but valve cant count to 3...

[heataliaisawesome]

me:hey mom

mom: let me guess you have to go kill 3 people because they disliked a portal vid

me:no i wanted to ask when dinner starts

[errorexe3]

If all credits sounded this good I would be happy to sit at a movie for am extra 15 minutes

[PsychoTeddy874]

3 dislikes? Haters gunna hate

[supermariobubba]

kid: *holds knife*

mom: let me guess, you are going to go kill 3 people and 285 people are going to join you

kid: i just wanted some breakfast...

[unicorndesigns]

"goodbye my only friend/Oh, you thought I meant you?/That would be funny if it wasn't sad"

[mattbellamy4ever]

3 people have their short sad life left, or at least, that's what I'm counting on

[bigchill224488]

 you people WEIRD!

[Byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Kid: Mom, I have to go kill 3 people.

Mom: Shut the fuck up.

Kid: ... :(

[umagarandyorton619]

[SPOILERS AHEAD]

My theory is that GLaDOS didn't delete Caroline. Or, if she did, she doesn't hate Chell. Honestly, I don't think that she hates Chell. "maybe I'll stop feeling so bad", probably means she regrets what she did to Chell after they had to help each other in Portal 2, and eventually, as she says, became best friends. I think GLaDOS just denies she doesn't hate Chell. Also, the "Cara Mia" song at the ending. Why did she play that song for Chell, since it means "My Darling/Dear"?

[12DragonsRule]

Lol. I sang it without the music playing. :D

[1TwelveSunflowers2]

I'm thinking about getting Portal 2,but do you need to play the first one to get the story? Or can I catch up just fine on the second one? Suggestions please? :3

[TheDanniNom]

@1TwelveSunflowers2

Why would you NOT want to play the first Portal?

[Kasia120612]

Wasnt As Good But Cool

[WarriorsVocaloid]

Wasn't as good as Still Alive. -___-

[madammimzy]

@WarriorsVocaloid hmm maybe thisll change you mind... *grabs turret and aims it at you

[umagarandyorton619]

@WarriorsVocaloid in my opinion, this one is better, but again, everyone has their opinion :)

[Stormythekitten]

My bird's named gLaDoS XD

[Ringthehedgehog]

my day plan:

1: eat a muffin

2:go to school

3:homework

4: lemons and potatos

5: ????

6: profit

[TobiasDarknubb]

@Ringthehedgehog needs more dragons



[Ringthehedgehog]

@TobiasDarknubb what? hmmm.... (gets idea).... (builds a robot dragon) yes yes fly!

[jujujubean23]

I never heard this song till now

[syakamaru]

This is almost as good as, if not on par with Still Alive.

[Ravenfeather1313]

awww....GLADOS thats so sweet....X)

[umagarandyorton619]

@Ravenfeather1313 yes <3 *Turns to GLaDOS* GLaDOS, you can tell anyone you hate Chell, but we know you don't! I bet you like her (as a friend, of course lol)!!!

[wardorito]

If i was a thief, i would find out which 2 people disliked this, then steal everything they own( including there dignity)

[umagarandyorton619]

@wardorito they already lost their dignity at the moment they pressed the dislike button, you can't steal something from a person if the person doesn't have it already, lol :P

[BensonIz3pik]

Reminds me of my so called friend Raj. She didn't want to be my friend anymore because I'm bisexual and have a gf.-_-

I used to want to kill her, but now I wish she'd just fuck off.

[stevie0415]

Kid: mom i have to go kill 2 people

Mom: what why?

kid: no mom 2 people dislike portal 2

Mom: WHAT *grabs pocket knife* Lets Go!

[Kasia120612]

@stevie0415 Dad: No!

Mom And Kid: Why D:

Dad: *gives Each Portal Guns* NOW, Your Thinkin With Portals

[stevie0415]

@Kasia120612 Mom: ohhh good idea honey we can shoot underneath them and what WAIT 3 DISLIKES OHHHHH THERE DEAd

Dad:Lets get some pizza on the way!\

Kid: No...

Mom And Dad: BOOO0O WE WANT PIZZA

Kid: no were not eating when im driving

*gets in car*

Mom And Dad: Are we there yet??!?!?!

Kid: No...\

Mom: i have to tinkle

Kid: i told you to go before we left

[Kasia120612]

@stevie0415 Mom: I Didnt Want To GO THEN *Rolls Eyes* Kid: Fine >_> Luckily I Shot A Portal In Our Bathroom. *Shoots Portal On Car Floor* Mom: Thank You, GOSH! *hops in* *38 Minutes Later* Mom: Im Back! Kid: Where HAVE You Been??? Mom: In The Bathroom I Also Ordered A Pizza! Kid: Whered You Get The Money?? Mom: ummm... *puts Head Down* I Did The Infinite Loop *sigh* Dad: *snicker snicker* Kid:.... That's My Mom :D

[stevie0415]

@Kasia120612 :O im gonna copy and paste this on facebook XD

[Kasia120612]

@stevie0415 Haha lol Me Too :D



[stevie0415]

@Kasia120612 you know what ur alright :D lets be awesome bffs :D Continuesly Mom: SWEETY WATCH OUT ITS IHASCUPQUAKE Kid WHEREE *car crashes* kid: *looks around* Mom: Im sorry :( Kid: oh well we pulled in in front of his house Mom: oh yay im gonna see if i can go to the bathroom :D Kid: mom u just went Mom: yeah ik but im pregnat Kid: SOOOOO WAT Mom: AWWWWW THE BABY IS COMING Dad: OH NOEZ I DONT WANT DAT UGLY BABY Mom: ur a slob u ugly baby Kid: come on baby kid maybe u will be good

[Kasia120612]

@stevie0415 Baby: Portal Sucks Kid: Never mind Just umm put in that car Mom:*puts In garbage truck* o.0 Kid: What??? Mom: Its Twins.... Awwwwwww the pain :'( Baby: Portal Rocks <3 Kid: That's My Sibling! :D Family: Lets Move Out! *Crashes In And Sees P-Body, Atlas, And Chell* Dad: Wait, what??? Why Do You Dislike Portal??? Chell: Think About It... You Think We LOVE Testing At Apeture Science??

[stevie0415]

@Kasia120612 Kid: Lets go! Mom: but first do u have a pregnacy test? Chell: oh sure here :D Dad: oh noez Kid: lets go baby :D Baby: kids r ugly Kid: :O I LUV U Mom: lets get our portal guns hey chell wanna come? Kid: NOOO *takes pocket knife* *murders chell* Chell: IM A ZOMBIEE Mom: LETS GET OUT OF HERE Kid: okays now we have to go find drake.

[Kasia120612]

@stevie0415 P-Body: Who's Drake??

Kid:.... I Dont Know...

Atlas: Uh Oh

Mom: Wut??? OMG Zombie Invasion!! o.0

Kid: We Went From Portal To Left 4 Dead... *shakes head*

Dad: Hey Theres A Witch!! :D

Mom: Wait!! *Dad Dies* Its Not On Easy, Its Realism :P

Kid:.... -_-

[SunTzuSaidFight]

@stevie0415 3.

[TheRealCockyMonster]

@stevie0415 Kid: Mom, I have to go kill two people!

Mom: Hell no!

Kid: No, mom, two people disliked portal 2.

Mom: Yeah, it's a great game, but people are entitled to their own opinions.

Kid: MOMM...

Mom: Go to your room, Jeffery.

[Chlongify]

@TheRealCockyMonster Go to your room, King Turret.

[NujuonRS]

@TheRealCockyMonster <3

[azetyfreak]

@stevie0415 now u need to kill 3 peepole

[FireStar810]

@stevie0415 Flamey: i'll go kill the third one heh heh

[stevie0415]

@FireStar810 will u help with the 4rth one? :D

[FireStar810]

@stevie0415 yes and we can also go kill the 5th one two ^.^

[StealthBlade7]

@stevie0415 I don't understand why this is a top comment... these jokes are just getting too old... oh! and lame...

[stevie0415]

@StealthBlade7 no becaue u were to lazy to think of ur own funny thing and thats ben there for a month work on ur math 2!

[mrnugets12]

@stevie0415 Trade you moms. I can use her to kill people who like justin bieber.....or maybe I can join you.

[myangelbaby123]

Love how cute yet emo it is and depressing :P

[IronHeaver1]

I hope they make a third game, just so we can get another song from everyones favorite homicidal super computer :D

[supermariobubba]

@IronHeaver1 portal 1: still alive

portal 2: want you gone

portal 3: oh shit you again

[akatsukiprodutions1]

@supermariobubba npe!

portal 1: still alive

portal 2:want you gone

portal 3: want you back

portal 4: im calling the cops

portal 5:no really get out!

[coopercrue]

@supermariobubba Oh, did you think valve could count to 3?

[snickeyboom]

@supermariobubba no 3 "did you forget something?"

[BoneXScourge11]

@supermariobubba i wish there was a portal 3 ;w;

[thony211]

@BoneXScourge11 silly valve cant count to 3 it might be a episode 2.1 but not a 3

[BoneXScourge11]

@thony211 LOL

[sonicfan111able]

@IronHeaver1 no apperently Valve has something against number 3

[blastonid]

1-post it on the wall of someone you hate

2-????

3-PROFIT

[lucycube]

I can only sing the Pinkie Pie Cupcakes version of this... is that sad?

[shibitheshadowhound]

this made me have a dream that i tried to kill someone but i let him go.

:/

[harlyk7101]

Oh how we laughed and laughed except I wasn't laughing.

[s36e175]

The singer is Ellen Mclain. Great voice (opera trained)!

[NujuonRS]

so... I sang this screamo on a marching band trip...

[chyskye2000]

lol ill do video of my cat singing this its so fun (animated cat btw)

[Windows7n00b]

➣✏♩♓☻♯♮♪♤✉❡✳✆✇♡♢♍

[Windows7n00b]

people get thumbs up for pictures in comments?

❥✶✛✙✳✘✙✄✶✤✤♯♛

There........

[myshoescramp]

@OmegaSonic5000 Kim Swift has already gone to a different team and has started making Quantum Conundrum so I don't think she'll be in a hurry to go back. I'm fairly certain Portal has ended and I'm happy.

[myshoescramp]

What a great way to end such a spectacular series :')

[monkeys888]

@KidBlackOps I lol'd. x)

[1000lolsmileyface]

GLaDOS is gonna hunt down and kill one special person...

[umagarandyorton619]

@1000lolsmileyface I think she will also add 2 more to the list *maniac laughing* >:D

[ThePieMan159]

Still Alive is better...

[MegaError101]

@ThePieMan159  both are equal!!! >:(

[NothingToWorryAbout1]

@ThePieMan159 

[umagarandyorton619]

@ThePieMan159 I like this one better, but everyone has their opinion :)

[1000lolsmileyface]

I like the first one better. But this one is funnier.

[fangboy546]

This one actually sounds like GLADoS

[JeanMichael12]

am I the only one feel like crying when listenin' to this song? :')

[theflyingcatz]

Thumbs up if you think this beats portal 1's "Still alive" but the game will never beat the original.

[Frozenbullies]

It can be confusing at some points. We all know she is talking to Chell but at some points it sounds like she is talking to Caroline.

[umagarandyorton619]

@Frozenbullies like, in the part "When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad"?

[Frozenbullies]

@umagarandyorton619 Yes, but I think she is going to delete Chell's memory too

[umagarandyorton619]

@Frozenbullies yes :(

[TheAntiVentus]

I love this song

[hinaruto43ver]

the first song I thought was funny, this one is... IT PISSES ME OFF!

[RecycleMouse]

@hinaruto43ver LOL

[KidBlackOps]

in circumstances take out "cir" and "stances"

then what do you get?

[LegionOfMany112]

@KidBlackOps HURRDURR, I AM SOOPAR MATUR DUDEZ.

[Blackswatman99]

Good song, not as good as still alive, but awesome

[Dadealwithit]

Deal with it I disliked it

[kidssj789]

Anyone else curious as to who this "little Caroline" person is?

[RiverSnowie]

@kidssj789 Ummm. . . I believe it was Cave Johnson's assistant, or version of GLaDOS. She talks a bit in the game with him. .

[flyingpandalizard]

If shes counting on something...should we really do it?

[epicwinman100]

I swear to god if any one dislikes this song i will throw a combustable lemon at you

[NightsDarkAngel1]

@epicwinman100 Here's a combustible lemon. Someone had the audacity to dislike the song!

[Allor81]

0 haters? strangeee :D

[TheLPDS]

This is the only video i've seen with over 10k views and no dislikes :D

[XXowlfeatherXX]

there you go you feinds >:U lol

[vidzlover13]

Portal was already awesome... NOW PORTAL 2? YAY!!! "Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed... EXCEPT I WASN'T LAUGHING" XD

[Kynrin22]

:,( Her voice is soooo cute it makes me want to cry.

[lolly071461]

the first time i listened to this song and read the lyrics i found my self singing along! :D