Noesis mocap - Extreme boobie jiggling

[MrFahrenheit247]

Mocap program of the gods

[arlpainbringer]

! The future of mankind is safe now.

[Jotto999]

Well, if I had this, all I would see is her slightly hunched over, her right arm furiously waving in front of her hips...

[thedoom523]

Never make software that would let someone do this as a web camera image, like manycam.

NEVER DO THIS, EVER! THE INTERNET WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME!

[entropysurf]

nice work. any tutorials or documentation on how to set up and associate bones in noesis with the skeleton bones the kinect broadcasts via NITE? 

[ThatBadAssMofo]

rofl i love when he just start smacking them

[kamilfreeman]

Can i be a little girl?

[lotina10]

OMG, nipple slip at 0:29!!!!!!

[XBLHackersModz]

Wow, soon we will have games that people will make were you can battle mosters in your own house, just a matter of time before it happends, great work !

[MDstatus]

saw this yesterday on the new aots...wow technology these days. lol

[CirqueDesDemons]

Dear god makes me want to chop mine off... X_x;

[MightyWebScorpion]

Just saw this one Attack of the Show. Very funny

[MightyWebScorpion]

Attack of the Show!!!

[onyxNAS]

thanx new aots

[HurricaneDDragon]

AOTS... O.O

[marinex101]

if u just saw this on g4 thumbs up

[Lamoir]

ROFL xD

[fleacythesheepgirl]

No twirling penis (you know when guys spin it) for the ladies? jk :p

[jibbing4]

fapfapfapfapfap



[sano2000]

i lol'd so hard xD 

[Rocknerd36]

At last! Someone found a valid use for Kinect!

[greob]

Great job! Looking forward more applications like that for kinect!

[RandomnessUK]

AWESOME BOOBAGE

[Lawdrun]

water filled boobs

[KillaChiken]

THAT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!! HAHAHAHA

[yurianne07]

kay awesome now get back in teh kitchen and make sammich. pleez!

[MistuhDeT]

HAHAHAHA!

[Kurotaisa]

Can't stop Drooling

[TheBlazinfury]

THE FUTURE IS LOOKIN GOOD!!!

[pumter]

lol, bewbs

[solidkingcobra]

Yes there is tits, Yes it's Ivy but it so damn unnatural kill it with fire!

nevertheless great achievement in hacking!

[DVDfeverGames]

Oh yes, video of the week right there!

[djmdeg]

hahaha and some more hahaha

[armandod2010]

hahaha' FTW!!!!

[pumter]

hahaha

[poosniffer]

one of the best ever examples of the uncanny valley

[matthewlane]

Finally a reason for motion controls... putting boobs on women not naturually blessed with large fatty chest deposits. Bless you programming geeks, bless every one of you.

[SlabX]

LMAO

[alfff0]

lol for days.

[r1xstudio]

looooooooool!11!

[zhevox]

would it be possible to use multiple kinects to enhance the mocap fidelity?

[roidroid]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[grimeygutta]

its so wrong yet so right

[Gamescook]

This is *exactly* how I would imagine a man would act in front of a mirror if they had suddenly switched bodies with a woman.

[AgentMcQueen]

@Gamescook Ha!

[frostytheaussie]

this is hilarious and possibly the most entertainment i'll ever be getting out of kinect

[6Dark6Rogue6]

but but but...that's not how boobies are supposed to move. D :

[in3vitableTIMING]

This is why there not making SC5 to many fuckin pervs! HELP Soul calibur don't destroy it

[Isinia1979]

So wrong, yet funny, though disturbing...

[PirschjaegerDrache]

lmao. Oh so bouncy and oddly stretchy...

[evilgaze]

thats just creepy

[leileilol]

haha heehee hoo hoo hoo

[MBpiratecore]

YES! I will finally know what it's like to have ridiculously over-the-top-and-unrealistic boobies!

[AEnima461]

Oh god, I can't stop laughing

[mille666]

Extreme? Not extreme enough I say!

[misterprickly]

The future of Game Design is HERE!

The single greatest add-on in gaming history!

[skellyhell2]

This is why men dont have boobs.

[yetson]

@skellyhell2

Manboobs. You forgot manboobs.

[laughsmyheadoff]

You could knock yourself out cold with those boobs bouncing about.

[raels666]

You must be a very lonely individual.

[SuperBlackChic]

eww, she looks like she is 180 lbs.

[Egarhboi]

Isaac Newton is barrel rolling in his grave.

[Egarhboi]

Isaac Newton is barrel rolling in his grave.

[husleman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! Got dayum man. This is funny.

[jfachris]

fap at own risk? ....gross.

[MrBlindcat1]

About fuckin time

[BishtrainerTai16]

Ok now I know what men would do if they had the chance to be a woman for a day.

[LOLBling1907]

Dead or Alive Extreme? gotta love jelly physics..

[TonkarzOfSolSystem]

Weeeell... my first thought is that Ivy's boob jiggle was meant to look good with the specific subset of animations and situations that she had in the game she is from, not with this sort of hack.

[weirdomonkey]

They defy gravity! Give a man motion control, give him a computer. He will find a way to bring boobs into the equation.

[minority86]

@Richwhitehouse you're a loser for making this video, and i guarantee you never seen pussy in your life. Go outside NERD =)

[Strand0410]

Cool. So he stitched a pair of water balloons on a chest model.

[mcilrain]

Gee, it sure is gainax around here...

[Aofex]

Looks like a cosplay whore with arthritis.

[Nonconstructiveness]

@Aofex lmao, your comment made me laugh for the entirety of this video.

[Ibuythedrugs]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[meowlaise]

Sure is Gainax.

[Lun1k4lm]

Dammit, Ivy is drunk again.

[Canjos]

All advancements in technology has led to THIS.

This is truly the zenith of man's accomplishments.

[Telekenesis123]

Lol I haven't laughed that hard in a year!

[DarkSlayerDS]

wat

[GamiCross]

Gravity is a harsh mistress. . .

[Foxhack]

On a more serious note...

Is the fact that the model looks incredibly stiff caused by the small amount of uh... lines in the smaller window? Is it possible to improve the model's flexibility (in regards to the spine, hips and neck area), given enough time?

I'm very impressed with your work, jokes aside.

[RichWhitehouse]

@Foxhack I think the easiest solution for the stiffness is to apply subtle IK modifiers throughout the joint hierarchy, something I'm presently toying with. An Increase in the resolution of the IR cam would also make it possible to do some reasonably effective head tracking. As it stands, I think it's pretty suitable as a very basic biped mocap solution. Then you export the data to Max/Maya, apply some IK modifiers and a head track, and you've got yourself some production-ready anims.

[roidroid]

@RichWhitehouse you could theoretically use the Kinect's higher resolution video data (2D) to improve accuracy, such as head orientation.

Computer Vision stuff is hard though, and takes up a lot of cycles :(

[Foxhack]

Meanwhile, at Team Ninja:

"We have found... our next master. He must be recruited at once!"

[ps3gameplayvideos]

what the fuck did i just watch Lol either way mad but funny

[KayEnDub]

The boobs are the only remotely lifelike thing in that video :D

[Neowolf882]

Did I die and go to heaven?

[sync380]

wow...just why

[zicohamdani]

0:40 LMFAO

[PanchoroxXYZ]

Lol thats so harrious

[mohdfikree]

Breast cancer...

[KaiyenKaiser]

The sprite looks like Ivy from Soul Caliber.

[GmanTheTank]

@KaiyenKaiser

I believe it is, actually.

[seibertron500]

@KaiyenKaiser No shit, Sherlock.

[MoriyaMug]

@KaiyenKaiser: Sprites are 2D. That's a 3D model.

[MatK00L]

Ohhh man, that is just wrong... hahaha

[Timsalcove]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[MonthuRa]

*begins to fap.....

now*

[RunningWildVidya]

Not even the original Dead or Alive had this much jiggle.

[Foxhack]

@RunningWildVidya Yes it did, you had to use a cheat code though. :)

[BlowfishShorts]

hmm..he...he-he..HEHEHE.HAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

HOLY SHITLMAO

[BandakaKush]

Brillant.

[TheSupaFlex]

you truly are the king of kings

[evilxbarney]

lol

[BlimeyGames]

Haha, as a girl, I have to say that looks slightly painful. However, that was extremely entertaining.

[majones117]

IMO i think the jiggling should be toned down a little bit

[PSFFXIII]

WOW YEASH

[pmd006]

with this advancement in videogame technology, games have gone about as far as they can go. no further progress will be undertaken, nor should it.

[codexbiohazard]

Its hurts.....I laughed so hard It hurts...Ironically Its my chest that hurts. Wow.

[evilmajikman]

DUDE! You should make Ivy dance! LOL

[LightCaster1]

Disgusting, disturbing and absolutely hilarious.

[mrmariomantube]

next-gen boobs!

[GWTrinku]

This is the creepiest fucking thing.

[Damarsh]

This is neither clever or funny. You should be ashamed. Snigger.

[vitto]

ajaaaa...lol

[duesx187]

Appease the Gods by lathering her boobs in soapy suds!

[Abryd]

Can you squeeze them?

[AltimaNEO]

Next stop, ass jiggles.

[tabo1698]

I got here by a tweet from Cliff. Thumb up if you did too.

[insanelol]

INNOVATION

[Tenac1ous]

Fuckin lol'd

[zigzigzig]

I loved the hitting the boob with your hand stuff... lmao...

[paintballer70]

LMAO!

[FuckMeBlind69]

never knew i could have multiple orgasms until i watched this

thank you kinect

[Dialgadude]

A lot of 12/13 year-old boys are gonna come to this video and think it's hot as hell. Being a grown adult, I find this as sexy as a bowl of noodles.

[Araqnydd]

Ladies and Gentlemen... THE FUTURE!

[NathtouLightbringer]

its like a squishy jiggly robot

[Avykins]

Its gonna look really weird when I am jerking my cock while using this. O_o

[d21lewis]

Be honest. If you guys woke up with boobs, you'd be doing the exact same thing.

[9rockky]

interesting

[funcik1]

Wait , so this is a program that you need models , and computer camera thats all ?

[roidroid]

@funcik1 you need a Kinect

[athozoan]

cool you can play with your self while you walking like that

[SHlNOBl3]

0:46 is the funniest shit i saw today

[paydafee]

f = ma

godamn boobs physics. Newton would be turned on

[spartan456]

@paydafee

more like turn over in his grave

[Se1sai]

Not that I'm complaining but It'd have been perfect if you acted a little feminine, cuz all I see is a man with gigantic breasts and no ponos.

[RichWhitehouse]

@Se1sai That's your idea of perfect, huh? You sure you don't want to just replace me altogether with an attractive female model? Or maybe you're into watching middle-aged male programmers shake it like they mean it. Is there a sexual demographic I'm completely unaware of? Maybe I should start a fetishist site.

[Se1sai]

@RichWhitehouse lol u mad? why does it upset you that I say you project your manliness on the 3D female model?.

Relax, person, I'm not trying to put down what you did here. In any case, your efforts are appreciated.

[RichWhitehouse]

@Se1sai You should be happy to know that I am not mad, upset, or roused to any point of perceived agitation. Strange that you'd get that from my reply. And I'm really quite flattered that you find my manliness the only thing standing between this video and perfection. However, if that's what you're into, YouTube has more appropriate videos for you. Like... that dude that dances in public while wearing pink underwear.

[Se1sai]

@RichWhitehouse "...maybe I should start a fetishist site..." <-"perceived agitation", or are you just fond of being overly sarcastic mayhaps?.

"Perfect" was quite the overstatement tbh, I just wanted to show my support of this particular endeavour of yours.

"...if that's what you're into..." I'm not sure why you keep bringing this up, so let me restate my first post: "I'd like to see the 3D model acting a little feminine, not your actual person" my apologies if I gave you the wrong idea before

[RvLeshrac]

@RichWhitehouse Or, you know, porn. Are we suffering from such a dearth of porn that Se1sai needs to watch THIS to get off?

[Cryengine]

@RichWhitehouse why u mad tho?

[QwietStorm]

@RichWhitehouse Your first reply was a little much to begin with. Your sarcasm made it sound like you took his humor 110% seriously.

[AlphaHawkP]

@RichWhitehouse

"Maybe I should start a fetishist site."

I get the feeling it would be a huge hit =\

[NathtouLightbringer]

@Se1sai

yeah thats not creepy at all

[DespairsRat]

team ninja games for kinect confirmed

[chucknorrisgawd]

There was only 56k views when I watched it last night, popular vid

[viperbeam5]

jajaja so funny

[ThatAsianWhoRushes]

Funneh. :D

[juanniG]

ahahahahaha

[bluefives]

I very much appreciate the concept, but those physics are ridiculous.

[DarkRayneRules]

I just wish someone would have the sense to definitively mo-cap breasts. It's the only sensible option. Because these fancy breast physics are just a joke. Boobs don't move like that. I've got boobs, I should know. It's at the point where video game boobs either make me laugh or creep me the hell out. Then there's the ones which don't seem to move at all. This has been bugging the hell out of me ever since breast physics came into games. I can't be the only one bugged by this.

[DarkRayneRules]

@DarkRayneRules Oh and cool mod by the way. I just wish Microsoft would do something so creative with Kinect (not necessarily involving boobs). There's lots of cool stuff they could do, but they just seem to want to Wii-ify it. Shame.

[RichWhitehouse]

@DarkRayneRules Haha, relax, these are just two capsules on dual-axis hinges! And with a gravity factor of 0.01 (which means, in scene units, "barely detectable gravity") to boot. No one thinks boobs behave like this. There have also been plenty of games that represent boobs pretty accurately - just so happens that the freakishly unrealistic and outlandish implementations get all of the attention.

[DarkRayneRules]

@RichWhitehouse Sorry. I wasn't dissing your work. Those gravity defying boobs just got me thinking about SoulCalibur & most 3D fighting games with their uber jiggly physics. I think if they actually motion captured some breasts it would look better and be less jarring. They could do with motion capturing the animations too. I can't think of any realistic game boobs, what ones were you thinking of? Plastic surgery reality TV shows and porn have put me off big breasts. I like the natural look.

[RichWhitehouse]

@DarkRayneRules Oh, I didn't take it as that either, just wanted to clarify that this was in no way intended to be an accurate boobie simulation. I think vertex morphs or dozens of pre-animated+weighted bones are the best way to go about that. These things are collectively driven by 4 bones.

Professional motion capture is actually quite often used to capture boobies, along with the rest of the body skeleton. However, mocap data can't account for object-physics situations. And...nomorecharacters

[DarkRayneRules]

@RichWhitehouse I realise. It's neat to see what can be done with Kinect. They really have mocapped boobies? Awesome. Well surely it could help, they could work out how they move when stationary, when running, jumping etc. & apply the mocap animations accordingly. It's probably much more complicated than that. I'm just a gamer I don't know the development side. But yeah I just like pretty physics and stuff. Rag doll physics changed gaming for me. My god corpses have never been more fun. :D

[RichWhitehouse]

@DarkRayneRules Some DOA games sort of use that approach, blending between canned vertex morph frames based on simple object+bone momentum. Though their canned frames were likely hand-crafted instead of motion captured. :) Whether mocap is worthwhile all depends, though, on how closely you expect the game object's movement to match the canned anim movement, and on how many bones you want to devote to the boobs. The "soft body" nature makes vertex morphs appealing. Also, youtube char limits suck.

[chrrox5844]

@DarkRayneRules you do know the reason they make them like that is for lonely guys it has nothing to do with reality.

[bloodylogos]

@DarkRayneRules Thumbs up, because boob physics in video games do indeed scare the living hell outta me. :(

[laddzpanto1]

Damn japanese people and their rediculious obsession over boobs

[Sanchezproject]

lol

[laddzpanto1]

Damn japanese people and there reductive obsession over boobs

[martinithechobit]

going in different direction

[mikeymono23]

I got to admit, this vid did not make me horny/hard. I thought it was fucking hilarious how they would not submit to the laws of gravity. You made me laugh, and for that I thank you.

[PharrowTMP]

All ya'll are bullshit, its fake boobs.....these nerds need to get a life and so do the jellous women. this is what happens when japanese people bring the boob size up...americans start drooling and modding

[Wulfsaga]

THE BOOBS IS ALIVEEEEEE!!!!

[krsblp]

Oh my god.....more jumping por favor. Lol jizzed my pants

[krsblp]

oh myg

[Shuriko]

Fake and Gay.

[KotaroInu510]

I just started the vid, saw something flap and just closed it.

[RichWhitehouse]

@KotaroInu510 Well, maybe you should put some pants on, then.