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  • i'd say that winston churchil said that the next sargent major that i see owes me £20

  • love the 'RUBBISH!!' at the end! lol

  • watch?v=imhrDrE4-mI&feature=fv­wrel

    There's one at a decent res.

  • 120p we meet again

  • haha  what about the rest of you ? everyone leaves xD

  • Low res+bad sound=thumbs down

  • Thumbed down for the lousy resolution. MONTY PYTHON DESERVES BETTER!!!

  • hahahaha

  • Staff sgt and sgt major are not the same rank

  • Wow a Funny Monty Python sketch...

  • If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video.... I'd have a dollar

  • pity about the bad quality but its a classic

  • Which pixel do I watch?

  • Did you film this with your toaster?

  • POBEDA СРБИЈЕ SAMO NAPRED MOMCI DO E.PRVENSTVA!

  • Looks like this was filmed with a microwave...

  • hi im an air cadet and ive seen 2 main flaws, first he is a staff sergeant and he refers to himself as sergeant major, and second of all he should have called himself detail and said quick march so yeah this video, entertaining as it is, is not well done to military standards

  • @gingerguy11

    QRH and some other regiments call their staff/colour sergeants sergeant major.

  • @gingerguy11 - get a life ginger guy, i think military accuracy was the last thing on their minds when they recoreded this sketch - people like you should not watch humour, just be an unwilling participant eh? Twatv that youb are.

  • @gingerguy11 staff sgt and an sgt/mjr are the same rank. an so what if he didnt call himself detail its a joke about how mad he is. on my atc sqdn we are all monty python fans and we do these kinda stunts all the time to keep it fun but still really strict we also know how to do the military fairy sketch. and i bet you're one of those cadets that thinks they know it all and everyone hates and bitches about you behide your back! e_e grow up cdt and don't insult good comedy when you see it!!

  • What did you record this with? A kiwi?

  • recorded with a microwave

  • I love this British exchange! Meaning, the 4 comments below mine))))

  • @il2gambit they were called swagger sticks.......

  • @staley101 Is that swagger stick or pace stick?

  • well, I´m not sure ... but I think he is armed with a pointed stick, isn´t he?

  • Horrible image quality

  • Was this recorded off a tamogotchi or something?

  • see if the british army always acted like this there would be no world war 1,2 cold war,american revolution,1916 easter rising,irish revolution,bloody sunday........ the list goes on and on

  • @MrRexel14 we didnt start the world wars and had no involvment in the cold war whatsoever american revolution well america used to be part to the empire so all you have are the irish incidents which admittedly was pretty bad

  • @akabrb aw but you see they interveined in those wars. they went to america and started charging taxes on them, if it wasn't for william america would be an english country altogether, yes it does look bad what they to ireland.specially when i am one >.< had they left hitler and the germans alone world war 1 and 2 never would have happened, australias orginal population wouldn't have been forced to move to the outback, canada would be its own country and not techncially english....

  • @MrRexel14 germany had taken over or made alliances with the whole of western europe, next in his sights was russia, if germany had taken over russia then it would be britain alone and we would have lost leading to all jews and black people and basically people hitler didnt like dead it would have been to late for america to intervine. ww1 started because austria-hungary and assassinated a serbian duke germany and france joined before england oh and btw no nazis in ww1 and...im part irish too.

  • @wotrabbitfish

    im british, and i dont know a single person who talks like that.

  • funny sketch but bad copy.

  • Why the fuk are u dorks arguing about the war.Its a monty python sketch

  • The fact that the British armed forces inflicted Nazi Germany's first ever military defeat (the Battle of Britain) almost two years before the United States began even considering entering into World War II makes me immensely proud to be British.

  • @1990Englishgal But the US kicked ur ass twice...

  • @mafay1520 Twice,? By the second time I suppose you mean the War of 1812, where the USA tried to invade Canada multiple times and failed and then your capital city was burned to the ground by the British, the same war where the USA made no gains whatsoever and ended the war heavily in debt and without a capital , while the British on the other hand was unscratched? And in the war of independence we won the majority of the battles by far, you only won because of France, Spain and the Dutch

  • @1990Englishgal makes me proud to know that 1939 The UK wasn't the only one that did there part in the war and the Spitfires hurries and lancaster bombers were shipped in from other counties to fight in the BOB considering Germany never laid foot in Canada or the USA Or other commonweath counties ..a fact often overlooked

  • this whole video is really funny

    all 13 pixels...

  • @TheUncleWilliam thats a gross exgageration of the poor quality of the video. There are ATLEST 15.

  • DONT STAND THERE GAWPING!! LIKE YOUVE NEVER SEEN THE HAND OF GOD BEFORE!!!! they dont make them like that anymore

  • That was filmed just along the road from Meannie Barrecks in Colchetster.

  • "The king said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp! But I built it all the same, just to show 'em!"

  • worst quality I have ever seen in a youtube video

  • needs 120p

  • Can people stop arguing about history on a youtube video please. I'm sorry for my one comment, though it is rather innocuous compared to others. But please I doubt any of you have all the facts or have thoroughly researched sources to have a good idea of the complexities of WW2, anyways, please just shut up and enjoy a hilarious comedy sketch.

  • PlAyInG the PiAnOoOoOoOOOOO!!!???????

  • It's from a python

    Movie please piss off with your real life army shit.

  • Michael Palin is brilliant - I bet the squaddies watching this being filmed were wetting themselve laughing.

  • deocracy and humanitarism blabla.... RUBBISH lmao

  • Given the nationalistic vitriol over this video, perhaps we could risk some analysis of the comedy here, recognizing the analyzing comedy can only lead to tragedy.

    The comedy here is the contrast between the stereotyped British drill sergeant, with all his yelling, screaming and sarcasm, and the actual content of what he's saying. There's nothing national about it. It was originally a British program for British audiences, so you play with their stereotypes. It's a aiming for a laugh!

  • @ ajrk95 it's easy to regurgitate stuff about the French - you forget that they saved historic buildings and infrastructure by surrendering. French Resistance were brave people extremely effective in relaying German movements/vital information to the Allies. Americans only joined in when Japanese bombed the shit out of you at Pearl Harbour. THe other allies had been fighting for YEARS before you finally decided to join in. And don't use the word "hate" dear...it's so vulgar.

  • @NaughtyLittleMs

    what have the romans ever done for us?

  • @fionaLuVsUx indeed...and what is so funny about the name Biggus......?

  • @MsSnoopy62 its biggles hes a fictional british hero. 

  • @NaughtyLittleMs one French rifle from ww2 for sale nevr shot but dropped once. C'est parfait!

  • @NaughtyLittleMs Oh thats nice while most other countries where fighting Germany tooth-and-nail the French get to sit there fund the Germans war effort and say "oh hey their doing this and that" thats retarded. Also though the us decided not to involve ourselves due to the distance between us and Europe and the cost of having to ship solders and equipment across the ocean. Once the Japanese did attack us we where able to send enough troops over both the atlantic and pacific oceans to turn the-

  • @NaughtyLittleMs -in favor of the allies (because you would not have won at all had it not been for us), and force the Japanese back from their failed attack on Pearl Harbor.

    PS. In case you where wondering it was the Austrian Albert Einstein who gave us the plans for the first atomic bomb not the French.

    PPS. also you are an ass I meant my original comment as a sort of joke with a peace of truth but you the little prick that you are, had to pick at it. truly ajrk95

  • Funny as fuck!

  • Urgh, heated cultural debates on a Python video? Oh, that's very tinny! Tin, tin, tin!

  • ww.youtube.com/watch?v=FZMspl_­-nVI&feature=player_embedded

  • For those who didn't know this is from the movie The Meaning of Life. Quite possibly the best movie ever created. Thumbs up if u agree

  • @dementedsantaclaus

    Well i'm english by birth but I have irish roots, so yeah :P Count me irish XD

  • 32 people think that marching up and down the square isn't good enough for them

  • Thank you very much.

  • Can ANYBODY upload this extremely hilarious Sketch with a higher Quality?

  • @LutzDerLurch search on here for"British Army, Monty Python marching up and down the square, hilarious"the image is bit smaller but fine quality

  • Today, we're going to be marching up and down the square standing, gawping at the PIANOO? As if we've never seen the wife and kids before!

  • Genius

  • Recruit: Is that you John Wayne,is this me?

    British Drill SGT:Bloody prick,WHO SAID THAT?!

  • @ziggystardustFM A lot of things make me wish I were British, and make me proud of my British ancestry.

  • RIGHT!!!! Off you go! LMAO!

  • they just got done learning how to defend against pointed sticks

  • Hogs of War anyone?

  • love how he's jerking his head like a muppet when he yells!

  • is this the one when he says "have you neve seen the hand of god before?!"

  • RUBISH LOL

  • Democracy And Humanitarism have always been trademarks of the British army

    RUBBISH!!!

  • I'd rather march, down and up the square.

  • Up and down the squAAARE?!?!

  • No more buttered scones for me, mater, I'm orff to play the grawnd piano !!

  • RIGHT!! OFF YOU GO!!

  • LEARNIN" THA PIANO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • the sergeat is the same guy who plays pilate in life of brian. but otherwise very funny

  • @NiamOfAsuras cunningly enough it is the same group of people doing a comedy sketch, look up the rest of their stuff. Lots of great comedy there.

  • Wow, nothing gets by you does it!

  • That's Michael Palin. And his TV series 'Ripping Yarns' that he wrote and starred in is worth a look too.

  • Very bad quality :(

  • Aah Regimental Sargeant Major of the British Army. It doesn't get more professional than that.

  • lol we had a teacher at school who acted like this, confused the hell out of us

  • This is an awesome sketch!! :D... And to the people below moaning about the second world war and who won it... JUST READ SOME FECKING HISTORY BOOKS!!

  • @BOT101st

    ./sign... Monty Python kicks ass

    greetz from austria

  • @InvocareIgnis

    Huha! Yeah Monty Python is a pretty bad ass show :D

    Greetz back from England :D

  • @BOT101st Sweden won it, right?

  • @jpheitman

    Troll lol lol.

  • @BOT101st Well, I knew it was either Sweden or Zimbabwe; I just didn't remember which.

  • @jpheitman

    nah it was rhodesia, get it right!

  • @BOT101st History books convey the officially documented and agreed upon truths, not the silent ones... WW2 wasn't a war upon Nazism, it was a war upon Hitler, and he lost. That is the truth you can read about in history books. Xenophobic right wing extremists are rapidly gaining popularity throughout the world. Though they don't (commonly) refer to themselves as Nazis these days, they are Nazis by any other name... The Nazis won WW2. That is the truth you can't read about in any history book.

  • @GrahamChapman

    listen, cock munch, do I give a shit?? No, so firstly please, go fuck off.

    Secondly, if the nazis had won the second world war, then oh, we would have been speaking german and been under nazi rule by now!! The war was on hitler and his nazi regime and to bring it down. Yes there still are neo fucknuts around but still are they in power? No they're a minority and have no power what so ever, so please, keep up with the bullshit and fuck off. Ok? Cool.

  • @BOT101st I don't care and I won't.

    Now it's time for me to rant. Nazism isn't a country. Nazism doesn't have a language. Nazism is a thought, an ideal. An ideal that, tragically enough, is gaining popularity these days... "War on Hitler and his nazi regime"? If that was true then Nazism would've been killed off with Hitler. We would've made sure it was. Was it? No, people in general are even getting more and more acceptant of it... That war was on Hitler and his mad schemes of conquest.

  • @GrahamChapman

    Look, if you don't care then why comment back? Herp Derp.

    And the war was on hitler and the nazi regime, and why? Because both were one, you can't go fighting hitler without fighting nazism. Yes there is still nazism around today, but as there is communism and other right wing and left wing political ideologies, the world is so much in depth in politics now you can't get rid of it as quick as people hope & who cares, the allies won the war, hitlers dead with the true nazi party.

  • @BOT101st Because the thing I don't care about is you not giving a shit, Humpty Dumpty.

    True, Hitler and nazism were one and the same, so naturally one couldn't fight Hitler without counter working nazism at the same time, but of course you realize that it wasn't Hitler's nazistic ideals that the war had been declared upon, but him attacking and attempting to subjugate his neighbours... "True nazi party"? Do pardon me, but are you implying modern nazis are somehow "false" or "fakes"?

  • WOULD YOU NOW?

  • Democracy and humanitarianism have always played an entegral part of the british army(RUBBISH!!!!) shhss!. love it.

  • NOBODY WANTS TO PRACTICE THE PIANO!

  • stop politicize and go fuck a duck :]

  • That's hardly fair on the duck now, is it?

  • Hehe, I want his pace stick, got his rank (SSGT) can steal a hat, got the lightweights.... just that pace stick. (Sgt major is just a single large crown crown and 3 strips is Staff):P

  • are a tard or something???

  • are you all realy over analyzing a monty python sketch? haha

  • hitler killed himself u dumb twat

  • @solarshoot Correct he certainly did.

  • you are really dumb

  • Hey guys quit fucking arguing. Everyone knows the Philippines conquered Germany, duh.

  • pshhh your all wrong. it was the australians that won the war.

  • Our military is impressive these days Pfffft!

  • Only on YouTube could a Monty Python sketch spark idiotic bitching about which country did more in WW2...funny!

  • I know right? God damn it Youtube.

  • I always get a kick out of it as well.

  • @LynnieG85 your right I'm American and even I know that the French won the war by surrendering giving the Germans whatever they wanted and being total fagots to boot we should all be thankful. I hate the French

  • @ajrk95 mate you're kind of proving my point there...it's monty python. lighten up.

  • @ajrk95 Technically speaking, the French didn't completely surrender. Vive la Resistance!

    Also, they fought smarter than the British and longer and harder than the Americans in the Great War. Furthermore, Napoleon was French, and if you don't remember, he managed to take over most of Europe before Britain, Russian, Prussia, and Austria ganged up to stop him.

  • @Sylderon the russian winter saw to Napoleon's demise. Plus he was to short to get above the snow.

  • @anonomyousabortion Come back to me when you've read about the Battle of Waterloo.

  • @Sylderon Napoleon was Italian, read a history book

  • @xpo50 Napoleon was born in Corsica, then as now part of France. Read a map.

  • @Sylderon Corsica was only handed over to the French a year before Napoleon was born and his parents were Italian nobles. Therefore he is Italian.

  • @xpo50

    Italy did not exist at the time!

    was him citizen of Genova?

  • @vaxiawval I apologize for the mistake, I simply meant that he was from a part of the Italian Peninsula (which it was called back then). However, his family was from Liguria and were minor nobles there. His father was Carlo Bonaparte. And it is Genoa not Genova.

  • @vaxiawval I apologize for the mistake, I simply meant that he was from a part of the Italian Peninsula (which it was called back then). However, his family was from Liguria and were minor nobles there. His father was Carlo Bonaparte. And it is Genoa not Genova.

  • @xpo50

    Ok, I didn't know the family was from Liguria! so short he was, I guessed him Corse.

    Are you saying Genoa because it was the name of the city at the time? now Italianized Genova?

    I'm I not wrong the inhabitants call it Genoa still now!

  • @vaxiawval I said Genoa because you said Genova,a nd I imagined that you meant Genoa, which is a city. The Genoa comment was separate from my Liguria comment. The city is called Genova you just made a typo I imagine.

  • British comedy is the best nothing else comes close.

  • LEARNIN TEH PIANNOOOO?!

    lmfao,

  • monty python makes me wish i was british.

  • wish my bloody drill sgt was like that, we got paced up and down all fecking day

  • lol your american, how can you say any1's lazy

  • Because lazy people are everywhere.

  • lol stereotypes are great, must feel nice to type while at the same time sipping your tea writing the response and chipping your big teeth on the cup.

  • yeah i agree.. i would love to be american, eating extra extra large fries while preying to god and crying about 9/11

  • It would be nice if you could actually spell, too.

    Preying? Preying on something is what a cat does to a mouse.

    You probably mean "PRAYING" to God. Perhaps you and the others around the world should try it. I'm quite sure that being upset about an uncalled for attack on your country might cause a bit of angst as well.

    Pardon us for being angry about it.

    By the way, get bent. None of you idiots in other countries would even be here if it wasn't for us. You'd be German or Japanese.

  • your an idiot, the usa joined ww2 in 43' it was fucking over in 45' you helped the cause, you didnt save us.. al tell you what you did do, bomb and kill innocent women & children hope your proud

  • All's fair in love and war.

  • @archona4 I've quite a few American relative's and thankfully none of them are as ignorant of history as you.In fact I've had quite the reverse from them and have had comments such as 'don't worry, we're not all like that'.

  • @esmikd - Look who's ignorant of history here. That would be you.

    If the US hadn't entered WWII You'd be knee deep in Gernans and Japanese...but you go ahead and stick your head up your ass there, buddy.

    Enjoy the smell of your stupidity.

  • Oh, I must say it is *snigger snigger snort*

    No but tea is ownage

  • lazy british? britain is the country which makes itself a a hugely know country all around the world despite is tiny size. and has the greatest military forces in the world who have soldiers who are serving their country to fix these fucked up countrys. they willing to die for britain. and yet you call them lazy? FUCKING CUNT

  • It was also once one of the largest kingdoms in the world

  • @flexikana Yeah and look how that turned out

  • Imperialism is great in military and business ways. Since the UK and Spain sorta wrote the book on that with foot notes by France, Netherlands, Portugal, ect, with a update by newer countries as the United States, China ect.

  • Again....learn to spell.

  • are you fucking kidding me? again another fucking american saying "oh WE won WWII obviously even though we joined in '43. fucking hell. did you know your pilots take speed the drug before flying? they destroyed 3 BRITISH challenger II tanks and killed british soldiers. because of the drug speed the pilots have faster reactions and are guilty of carrying out 80% of team damage to allies.

  • the sovietunion was attackedbygermany even though a truce was signed between them. hitler thought it would be easy because of russias lack of resources, but russia fourt extremely hard and fourt off hitler's army. MEANWHILE. the RAFproved that stratigic and brains wins over money&number bydefeating them at the battle of britain,we declared war against germany,germanydeclared war against russia. if it wasnt for us germany would of been just as strong and losing against russia wouldnt of mattered.

  • stalin was planing to invade germany, that's why the invasion for the germans went so well at the beginning, they had removed their equiptment for a full out attack.

  • MasJack, you're talking nonsense!

  • maybe im not if you read it and look up your history.

  • and if russia hadnt of fourt germany off their country the same thing would happen. so even though russia and britain wern't allies it was a logical team effort.

  • guess who warned europe of hitlers threat and resisted them throughout the war =Britain

  • oh well, yeah, pretty hard keeping off the germans ey? they need to go in boats or planes...

    russia, france, belgium, netherlands, they all had a much bigger threat. they actually COULD be suppresses

  • Well Said !

  • Well the newly massive American military may or may not have played a decisive role. Perhaps you would have won anyway. At the least, the American contribution hastened the end of the war and was so much overkill on the allied side.

  • deadjailrocknroll :

    I would nver ever refer to the british army as deadbeats and psychos, there may have been a mistake in the message board

  • No, they are what made Saturday night live what they are. They are the masters and fathers of Sketch TV, with shows like the frost report and the 1948 show (both british) being the grandfathers or godfather of sketch tv

  • RUBIIIISH

  • LEEEEAAARNING THE PIIIAANO?!?!?

  • @rehtlh yes sarge

  • What`s the name of this movie???