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  • I am Iranian don't try to buy DVD of this comedian on the website his website are dodggy

  • AHAHAHAHHA Love this guy!

  • His hands is on speed. His legs too. But he shore is funnee!

  • i like the way that he makes fun of english accent of italians :))))))))))))) lol

  • i cant understand some parts bcoz my english is not so good , so can anyone plz explain the part that he talks about world cup?

  • @achamenian2500

    There is a soccer player for the french team who is of algerian nationality, and he was joking that the french liked him very much - they said "He is one of us, he is french!" - then afterwards he headbutted a player and got the french team in trouble, and they turned around and started saying "He is algerian! We hate him!"

  • i love the way he awlks off the stage... like a train.

  • Maaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzz<3

  • now we will name iran canada

    lmao

  • Stereotypical motherf*cker. 

  • He made a good point about DADT. I hate that law. Thank God that it is gone.

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  • No doubt, very funny

  • and a sale at prada!!OMG!!!!!! lol

  • COMPUTER INDIAN! LOL! TECH SUPPORT!

  • "I hear some chatter!"

  • i swear those guyanese mate!

  • Ich kann nur sagen "LOL" mehr fällt mir dazu nicht ein...

  • "I got a defective Indian" - hahaha its 3 AM and I just started bursting out laughing hahaha my mom "shut the fuck up >:O"

  • my high school hebrew teacher at 1:14 !!!!!! (I'm from montreal btw, where this was filmed)

  • AND A SALE AT PRADA!

  • another russell peters clone trying to get rich off his coat tails.

  • @akuma4u shut up

  • @nasrinv why dont you make me :P

  • @akuma4u lol

  • @akuma4u huh? russell peters is Indian...and Maz Jobrani is Iranian... did you guess the difference??? Dude! Maz Jobrani is a genius, you should watch some of his videos here.

  • @alienboyguitar MORON, obviously jabroni is not indian, but its the same style of comedy ,. ethnic/cultural comedy. After Peters hit it big, all these new cultural /ethnic comedians came out to capitalize and try to gain the same success as peters did. Its true. Very true.

  • @akuma4u Hey! who's the moron now? :D Of course its the same comedy. But what's got me laughing is you can't even tell the difference between Indian and Iranian. Hahaha! That's what I keep telling people like you to stop skipping school and don't do drugs, alright? As for our easy topic, I suggest you to buy a World Map(that wouldn't cost that much, just ask money from your mum like you used to) and study it. Then comeback here and ask me again any of your dumb questions :D nyahaha!

  • @alienboyguitar whoa whoa whoa, why the hell do u think i cant tell the difference between indian and iranian? I think you need to check your glasses or repeat grade 4 English because I never ever said they were both indian you dumb fuck. And BTW, im probably old enough to be your daddy. Im university educated and own my own business, so fuck you little one. Ive been all over the world including india, egypt., pakistan, UK, USA, saudi arabia, so have a coke and a smile and stfu

  • @akuma4u hahahaha! oh really Dad? I think we can both relate since I've been to the country you've mentioned and especially in south-east asian countries and I'm just 28 years old :D I'm an Architect and a Graphic Designer that's why and I don't want to mention any of my family businesses :D Oh man! I love trolls like you :D hahaha!

  • @alienboyguitar trolls? bitch i was pointing out the fact ethnic/cultural comedians came out of the woodwork after the success of peters. how is that trolling? your dumb ass , for some reason, thinks I meant jabroni and peters are both of the same ethnicity. I dont know what school you graduated from but I think you def need some ESL classes bra. Good luck.

  • @akuma4u shheeeessssss.... now ok? you'll be fine :D hahaha!

  • sounds like a girl finding out she just got creampied at 3:32

  • Maz Irani ye man love that u said .u r fantastic

  • truth be told his french accent is just as good as his iranian accent god hes artistic genius XD

  • and a sale at PRADA, OMG!!!

  • @nulnoh219 Bahahahah I lost it @ the PRADA!!!! hahahahaah

  • Maz, how about doing a joke about, when Ahmadinejad is seen in public, Ringo Starr is nowhere to be found. When Ringo Starr is in public doing a concert or something, Ahmadinejad cannot be located

  • I was gonna blow myself up, but that moment is gone :D

    LOOL

  • @nicolekaro13 loved that part too lol 

  • that Iran-Iraq joke was copied from ALI G.

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  • lmfao not indian like odododododod lmfaoooooo

  • im arab and i like him hes sooo funny

  • I think Maz is great:)

  • Hhaha GOD I LOVE HIM!

  • loool  and am algerian toooooooooooo

  • 2:23 - look like pakistani cricketer wasim akram??!!

  • @TheAvestan

    ok

  • im albanian and i love him hahahah he's so funnyy !!

  • Best part 3:19-3:32! "There's going to be a bombing at the embassy. And a sale at Prada. Omg!" Hilarious!

  • he only says kossher ba on kale kirish aslanam khandedar nis in kos khola mondam che joori besh mikhandan

  • hahahahaaaaa

    I will take care of it loooooooooooooooool

    i don't feel very explosive

    looooooooooooooool

  • AND A SALE AT PRADA!! OMG

  • I married tech support XDXD

  • I was gonna blow myself up but that moment is gone

  • maz is Cool and Funny.

  • nice ending :)

  • "I was gonna blow myself up, but that moment is gone!"

    LOL

  • techniquely,one of two sons of adam is the biggest murderers

    they were 6 he killed his brother and they became 5 so he killed nearly 3/4 of the world back then :)

  • Iran is now Canada! lol wtf?! 

  • okay i hear some chatter....theres gonna be a bombing at the embassy...and a SALE at PRADA omg !!!!!!!!

    lmao what are they gonna do gay up the translation!? lmao

  • "... I don't feeeeeeeel very explosive, I don't"

    GETS. ME. EVERY. TIME/

  • hes truly fucking right

    but still very funny

  • lol!!!! I love Maz.

  • 'I was gonna blow myself up but that moment is gone.... I don't feel very explosive right now'!!! Maz Jobrani is down right hilarious

  • nice

  • russel peters stole some of his jokes ....

  • @Dominican101 shut the fuk up dude!! Ok?! Y are u picking on religion?! Christians, Muslims, and Jews all live to believe in GOD. So u must be one of those people who sill live with their mom! Mr 36 year old. Fagg

  • "We have a special announcement to make. Starting today Iran is now Canada. And Iraq is that way." LMFAO!!

  • hahaha

  • This man is way 2 much!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOW! has me laughin from the first second to the last one.... WOW! <3

  • i met this man!! i ate pizza with him!!

  • @kvmashproductions YOUR THE LUCKIEST $^$#@%$# IN THE WORLD

  • Maz is hilarious. Comedy trancends all religions. Wish all the world leaders had "in-built" comedic talents. There'd be no war.

  • this guy is hilarious

  • Not casino indian, computer indian

    Excellent

    Maz cracks me the hell up!!

  • religion is to blame for most terrorist attacks. so it is to blame period

    religion is based on fiction period.it has to die 'you dont like it?

    get fucked

  • @dominicans101 hey dominican , get back to your fucking shit country ,conio

  • fuck islam, christianity etc- fuck religion, fuck religious people

  • @dominicans101 fuck u

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  • 100 years ago, many European opportunists used Antisemitism to gain political goals. Today, many western opportunists are using Islamophobia to gain money &/or politicla goals.

  • @cyberbug0013 and homophobia I guess

  • Islamophobes attack Islam to divert attention from their own evilness.

  • Google the following topics:

    - The Inquisition

    - The 30 years war

    - The genocides in the new world

    You will see what kind of things "some" islamophobes are trying to divert attention from.

  • He reuses the joke about his wife way to often other than that tho I like him

  • im muslim...

  • @difficultjustice1 ur a cool kid

  • im an egyptien, and he is soooo funny, arabs dont all have to be terroristes, Terrorisme have no religion, sorry but it can be americain,egyptienne,chinease,­israelienne,canadiene

  • MAZ WE IRANIAN ARE PROUD OF YOU

  • AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

    ZIZOU !! i love that part!

    i love his persian jokes!!!

    HHAHAHA! teck support wife!

    LOVE Maz Jobrani's comedy acts.... sooooo funny!

  • Actually one of his jokes was incorrect. The always French loved Zidane. He helped the country lift itself to a world cup in 1998. After the headbutt in 2006 world cup, he was elevated to status of a legendary figure. If you say Zidane in France people like it because he's very good.

    But Jobrani is very funny.

  • @HelloWorld1947 answer to your questions: no.

    get your facts straight. the only one being pathetic here is you.

  • @HelloWorld1947 Where did you get your information from? its all wrong. And please differentiate between what a religion states and how it s followers act.

  • @HelloWorld1947 the answer to your questions: no.

    get your facts straight. the only one being "pathetic" here is you.

  • @HelloWorld1947 your desperately uneducated, in every sense of the word!!

  • @HelloWorld1947 lol i just gotta say one thing to you... ur the dumbest ass LOLL

  • @hiddeninja- I usually dont respond to ppl who curse and degrade others, but i just had to point out to u that ur proving my point egzactley! why am i dumb? b/c i just happen to be one of the smartest ppl who speak up for the truth and expose lies and Takiyas huh? b/c i know what islam teaches? b/c i have read the quaran, and know what it says in their? b/c i know the story of mohammed and what he did for a living? and b/c MANY of my muslims friends agree w/ me? Ur pathetic!!!

  • @HelloWorld1947 pathetic ignorant , get some help and you didn't read any thing at all or you didn't understand

  • lmfaO his expression of running 3:53

  • married tech support lol

  • Nawas7 you are right. Its not right to quote the Qur`an out o ftext

  • LMAOO.. "Iran is now CANADA"

  • Well that sucked

  • LOL haaha this is soo funny,,,,GO PERSIANS!! Haha

  • ahahah

  • Brilliant!!!

  • "not casino indian but computer indian"

  • and a sale at prada!! hahahaha

  • dude is funny, respect

  • hahahaha hes hilarious haha sale at prada!

  • I like this guy!

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Gay Arabic translators LMAO

  • Nawas7.... your right ...TERRORISM HAS NO RELIGION

  • @chocolala29 Yeahh 

  • - Extremist Hindu assassinated Gandhi

    - Extremist Jew assassinated the 1st peace mediator in the history of the UN

    - Extremist Christians bombed abortion clinics

    - Extremist Muslims bombed Londons underground

    - Extremist Buddhists nerve gassed Tokyo's underground

    TERRORISM HAS NO RELIGION

  • Nawas7 ....a true statement

  • @Nawas7 Yet you never hear of an Extremist Atheist, now do you?

  • @Rana121

    The biggest mass murderers in history are atheists. Joseph Stalin & Mao Zedong. Both never believed in a religion, & each murdered more people than Hitler did.

  • @Nawas7

    Thats wrong ! The biggest mass murderers in the history are christians !

    and the christians are still the biggest murderers in the world !

  • @poetologie84 Sorry I miss typed it. Let me say it this way. The biggest mass murderer in history is Mao Zedong. The 2nd biggest mass murderer is Stalin.

  • u can add a lot more to your christian and muslim list.

    a lot, a lot more.

  • Are you a male christian?

  • @BitzRitz1988 Yes, I'm American.

  • @Darthcombo Prove to me that God exists.

  • @BitzRitz1988 Nobody can. I mean, i'm not Jewish, and I'm suprised why not too many Jews think about this: Where was "god" during the holocaust?

  • @Manbeast222 I concur, but I was expecting an American who believe that you're an American if you're a white christian to prove it to me.

  • @BitzRitz1988 Well good luck with that friend. Not too many can look at the truth without wincing, AND denying it. It bothered me to think such foolishness didn't exist in the beginning, but it all adds up sooner or later weather religious Americans like it or not.

  • @Manbeast222 taking a nap

  • @eidius1989 lol That's quite some nap!

  • @Nawas7

    I add , Extremist Atheists Did some of the worst inhuman deeds in Soviet Russia !

  • @Nawas7 I love you man.

  • @Nawas7 - Has it been 12 abortion clinic bombings versus THOUSANDS of Muslim bombings. "Love your enemies" is what Christ said in the Gospels.  Anything like that in the Quran?

  • @NameCallingIsWeak

    Sure, Koran 41:34 not to mention the number of Hadiths by prophet Muhammad where he recommends repelling evil with good, & how a decent word can be more powerful than using force

  • @Nawas7 - OK, so the Quran has verses about murder and terrorism, and, to my surprise, being kind to enemies. Is there anything in the New Testament about fighting or hurting or making war against people? There are verses in the New Testament about making war or fighting against SPIRITS, but anything in the New Testament about making war or fighting against PEOPLE, like there are in the Qur'an?

  • @NameCallingIsWeak

    The Koran doesn't have verses about murder or terrorism. It surely support fighting evil when it's right to do so.

    As for the New Testament & since it's only talk about kindness even with the enemy, why did the US go to war against Hitler? Why didn't they just turn to the other cheek as the NT commands?

  • @Nawas7 - You say, "The Koran doesn't have verses about murder or terrorism." but Surah 8:7 Allah wished to confirm the truth by His words: 'Wipe the infidels out to the last' Surah 8:65 O Prophet, urge the believers to fight. Surah 8:39 Fight them until all opposition ends and all submit to Allah.

    Turn the other cheek is for person to person interactions. When soldiers ask what they should do, they are NOT told to quit being soldiers per Luke 3:14. God ordained government per Romans 13.

  • @NameCallingIsWeak You don't quote the Koran out of context. Before selecting 2 different seperated verses from Chapter 8 in the Koran, learn what chapter 8 is all about. It talks mainly about the 1st confrontation between Muslims & the pagans of Mecca who oppressed Muslims in many ways for 13 years.

  • @Nawas7 - "Context" you say? To anyone reading this debate: Please read the New Testament and the Qur'an from start to finish before choosing one or the other to give your eternal destiny to, to see if the Qur'an is a war manual with religious language, or if I am a liar being taken out of context.

    Friend, today a former Jew has told you about Jesus Christ being the Son of God, and that he died on a cross to pay for your sin debt. Believe and be saved. Don't believe and be damned. I love u

  • @NameCallingIsWeak-I agree w/ u 100%. They r doing the same to me what they r doing to you. But im winning tho. I dont meet a lot of Jews who have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior so im over joyed when i do meet some. May the Lord bless u, and keep spreading the truth no matter what. Apostle Paul and many of Jesus's followers NEVER gave up so we shuldnt either> take care

  • @NameCallingIsWeak .conti....know who is the terrorist haa..shouldnt be you..!!!Ho&*(&& Mary ware's hejab why dont your women ware it haa>>>please know about Islam from reliable sources then write about it!!!

  • @NameCallingIsWeak please dont take about islam or Quran if you know such little!! you should know that in Quran if we want to go in a war we are forbidden to kill children, woman and old men. we only face the anime by fighting with soldiers like us. but in this world you people kill children, you kill every one. like what you did to heroshema people and to Iraq , Lebanon, Palestine and Afganestane. Ofcoure they will fight you back to defend themselfs

  • @Nawas7 there is only one religion whose founder qualifies as a terrorist.

  • @Nawas7 american assassinated gandhi, propaganda they had to blame one of their own...you do have an excellent point :D

  • @Nawas7 right hundred percenct agree wid u

  • @Nawas7 I Absolutely so fuckin  much agree with you on this one. 100%

  • @Nawas7

    good points!

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  • @Nawas7 I saw once extremist buddhists ,they're were doing a sand mandala,now that is extreme blessing

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  • @choudechou

    Hey cocksucker, if you want to play the game who is more violent historically look at the europeans. WHites have done so much terrorism from colonialism to inquisition to abu gharib to ww1 to ww2, native americans, vietnam, laos, cambodia, iraq killing millions after millions by cluster, carpet, depleted uranium bombing.

  • @Nawas7 well put!

  • @Nawas7

    Or it has all kinds.

  • @svrsharsha Dude, glass half empty or half full, come on, lol! If it has all kinds then it doesn't have just one! But what are the powers that be trying *so freakin' hard* to let us believe? There can only be one, and that buddy is BS. I see terrorism as that, terrorism. A criminal act against humanity commited by an organized thought or group, that feels in order to express itself, they need to fuck up other people's reallity in a destructive way. Regardless their ''source of inspiration''.

  • @Nawas7

    Don't forget that the CIA did 9/11.

  • @Nawas7 - Extremist buddhist for tokyo's nerve gass? really? a bit of an overstatement no? Aum Shinrikyo is "a composite belief system that incorporates Asahara's idiosyncratic interpretations of Yoga with facets of Buddhism and Christianity, and even the writings of Nostradamus." and they werent extremist they were a cult ... yet 281 people up'd it ... and that's the only one i bothered to look into out of all of your statements ... does it worry you at all that 281 people up without thinking?

  • @11younggun11 believe it or not, Bin Laden's belief is a combination of old Arab tribalism with some socialist influence & a great Baathi influence. Even though he denies it. Trust me, there are several factors & several ways that lead to extremism. But they have a lot in common when it comes to violence.