The Watchman: Case #002 "World's Greatest Video Ever..."

[juliasmedley]

this watchman video sucks so bad and is such a waste of human intellect. you owe me some serious compensation for sucking me into this shit, watchman55

[allister56]

@juliasmedley no fuck you!

[HikaruYamamoto]

I'm sure hes around... tho hes missed ;_;

[Haelent]

You know, there's a reason he hasn't signed in in two years... apparently he died. Not sure how, but it's really sad. He was quite the comedical genius as you can all probably see :D. If this is true, he will be sorely missed.

[V4n3554xvx]

I've been waiting FOREVER.

[Nixlplix]

@Haelent or he's in prison

[PenusThorv]

OMG this is so good! Somebody call this guy and tell him he needs to keep making these videos!

[PkMeo]

uhhhhh retard much?

[Chicley]

Briliant ! the watchman rocks!

[bloodiestmuffin]

didnt find it funny at all

[FallenAngelMaria]

This is pure genius!!! The Watchman is awesome!!!! LOL 5/5

[davies545]

cheers one of the best videos i've seen on youtube

[bligg4life]

he sound like he monkey, who eat green banana!! hahahahahaha

i laughed my ass off!!

the watchman is great!

[VinnyKnuckles]

The Watchman needs to come back, pronto.

[ThumbReviews]

amen to that.. I just blogged about that... we need to start a grassroots campaign

[Mushrooman]

"GET A REAL USER NAME! THE WATCHMAN HAS SPOKEN!!!" that is awesome, why oh why did he stop making videos? he is awesome at it!

[NORMANTHEWHITE]

the watchman was never alive silly

[Nixlplix]

He hasn't even signed in for 11 months. I think he's dead. Maybe happyscrappydotcom put a hit on him. Or greenbanana.

[ClaytC]

lol maybe, maybe not ;)

[TalithaKoum925]

Oh...that was the epitome of awesome. ^_^

[tomt2k7]

retard much?

[txmx524]

you r awsome

[NoClue468]

"your not Happy nor Scrappy just Crappy.." LOLOLOLOL

[DriftingAces87]

learn to tie a real noose, if you do it wrong you could hurt somebody! :p

[lorenandfriends]

hey jack-ass u put too many random tabs

[jenyatip]

uhh... retard much?

[Al3xDogg]

lol funny

[TheFitConnection]

This remains one of the funniest and best videos ever posted on YouTube.

[DiamondPhoenix000]

hey, we dont need to know what you are! :P

[HikaruYamamoto]

quit talking to your mirror mr. frizzydick.

[SlyDogPanteraroz]

ever gonna post some new oneS?

[Zesteylemons]

best video in the whole widest world

[andygaras]

done well. well done.

[fezzaga]

yeah lol i actually did try to get his attention. But anyways great videos

[Nixlplix]

Is someone going to have to assume the mantle, since you seem to be MIA? You know kind of like how the original Flash retired and then someone took his place. Come on...throw us a bone Watchman! Did someone intimidate you into silence? What's going on?!!?!??!

:|

[jeffruleseverything]

sux...

[DiamondPhoenix000]

Your username? we already new!

[XB676767]

lol jp

[XB676767]

fuck you, go fuck yourself you low life

[ShredderOfHellview]

You're either trying to get fucked by this guy or you don't get his videos

[yesa33]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!

[chuck45w5]

that right fucking spammers get spended beware u spamming bicths

[TrackEditor99]

lmfao, this is pure class...

[89pelle89]

cool X)

[ilikehighpies]

love it

[tickleuallover]

gud lad rip the world.wot uve done is art give yourself a pat on the back

[marko3296]

hehe funny

[xF3LLOx]

uhh... retard much?

[howlingsburg]

Omigod i love the watchman videos! i want to be on one so if you see dumb comments posted by me that's why.

[AngryJoe2k]

Come back please, need more of your wisdom.

[mrkevindunn]

Wasted Talent. The word "Wanker" springs to mind.

[ekool123]

square knot... nice

[Nixlplix]

Oddly this videos doesn't seem to exist any longer. I don't see it on Renetto's page and searching for "okgojorge" doesn't summon forth the video being defended here.

[Fink27]

actually it is still on

just seach under

"you can;t help but watch"

click the first video of this ugly kid..

then go to the videos on the side and you will see renetto's vid

:)

[spikelord1]

wow very creative

[Nixlplix]

Looks like ol' gravyizgud got his account suspended. Gosh I wonder why.

[OscarlovesJodie]

lmao, happyscrappy you are nor happy or scrappy you are just "crappy"

[Nordicdeath]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...loved it :D

[meangirl526]

wow hi-larious.

you are PURE GREATNESS!

[JuggahFilms]

Hahaha! Nice!

[Shyaporn]

Genius.

[TuttiDolcix3]

..... creepyy.... very creepy

[xxblingbling25xx]

you are neither happy or scrappy you are crappy

lol

[DogeVlad]

damn watchman crack me up...

vic's legions salute you...

[PivotAmauter]

Uhhh. It was okay.... The PivotAmauter has spoken!

[Amalia876]

u should post more vids!! I Bet you`ll be great lol greenbanana! o.O

[whit101]

After Nixlplix's comments I took another look at Watchman Video Case #002. I was wrong Watchman is funny and he has a noble purpose to boot. Just not my style. Besides I was really cranky last night.....Whit101

[Nixlplix]

Well then, okay. :) Hope I didn't offend you..I was just being snarky.

[VENDETTAMAN3000]

You are brillant keep up the good work you will go far

[sosoon]

That was BORING

[TheCommentMaster]

If it was boring, then why'd you watch it.

-TheCommentMaster

[popularidiot]

Is that so? Well, the Watchman is watching. His rope is at the ready, and I will laugh at you while drinking a milkshake. Lol, j/k!

[chungchootairong]

your gay.

[alffarr]

You're offering yourself to the watchman, then?

[TheCommentMaster]

chungchootairrong:

What's with the name? IT sounds gay.

[bobnoyes]

Like your style watchman

[prettyppls]

You are neither happy nor scrappy, you are just crappy!!

[migopaolo123]

haha he's as funny as smosh

[limitedholmes]

The watchman is watching you! O.O :D

[TeamS811]

Soooo funny.. the watchman rules!

[w4w3w2w1]

Great!

[Itzjustricky]

i am sorry but i can't believe i kept watching it.. it was the worst video i ever saw itz a video of u stalking comment0rz

[TheCommentMaster]

You must like it then. Even if you do deny the fact.

[marcoandjenn]

Likin' it.

[BraDRoBBo]

weird that alot of comemnts have been done in the past 24 hours - but im sayign that and im alos commenting,, waowz.. but yeah! seirously,, come back watchman! ;(

[CutieNCWC]

That's so funny!! Keep it up!!

[whit101]

Boring & Unfunny too. But, I can see the effort you put into this.

[Nixlplix]

You're right, whit - it's not as exciting or creative as watching your dog being walked and taking a piss

*the Watchman hasn't spoken but I have!

[TheCommentMaster]

whit101:

I looked at your profile and said the same thing, boring. But, I truly do give you credit for having videos at all.

Really.

:)TheCommentMaster

[h0llyw00d20O7]

NICE WORK.. KEEP ON RIPPIN..

[Martucha90]

you're amazing,dude;]

[ANAMEHASNOTBEENTAKE]

Yes! Score one against mean idio... er... tactfully un-nuanced IQ-challenged non-gender-specific people.

[shaneolly13]

haha what the hell, that was good

[gadoidao]

"not funny"

[Sereni7y]

Genius =)

[Coconutpro]

Watch "Vampire - Out of the Coffin"

[rootdoctorabe]

lol.......

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[balofur]

Hey Watchman!!!! Watch this on youtube: "Discover kauai" We need to watch.

[Autophobia69]

OMG I LOVE YOU THIS IS  HALARIOUS

[Renozo912]

Thats the funniest thing ive ever seen!!

[jenlove1207]

that was hilarious

[Nixlplix]

Man this is some hilarious style. Oops did I already comment?

[drusleezy24]

hmmmm i dont even no what to say ta this one

[amishmime]

WTF? Dude you made me snort my drink.. Dogs looking at me like I'm possessed (wearing headphones). The green banana thing..classic. Gotta have more.

[jaromejackson]

isn't all that great...

[HiddenGuerrilla]

wow. this is really good

it would be a fail, except that it moves along quickly and has spontaneity

[nodamid]

omg lol thats awsome XD

[tarpet1986]

very talented and funny indeed. loved it cheers

[tambomb1]

funny

[Nixlplix]

ROFL. Nicely done.

[futureisbright]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!

[moviemake]

if you want to see something hilarious than type in ghost hunters 2007 or bigfoot spotted

[bigaric]

what the hell you talking about you weaner

[creamofcards]

very creative! Please check out my latest vid - Eaten Alive - Random Sounds From Within

[zasdera]

sinisterly funny!

[claudiorodval]

cool!!! liked it a lot!

[killthedrummer]

you have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands

[MuggyFuzzball]

hilarious

[Oghomiedontplaydat]

a bad movie made for a worse movie. How wonderful

[bluetwist00]

creatively cut...but gay

[phillellarby]

lol! thats real funny

[moviemake]

if you some laughs than type in ghost hunters 2007 or bigfoot spotted

[xoxroyaltyxox]

why did crysis66 post that so many times?

[changedforprotection]

Because he is really cool.

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[changedforprotection]

And what are you doing??

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[Crysis66]

Anybody on here posting comments making fun of The Watchman is just trying to get attention. They are hoping he will be watching their comments and he'll feature them in one of his videos. Do you people think before you post? He'll be looking for that kind of stuff. Why would he feature you people in his videos when he knows thats what you want? So for the people trying to get attention...

As they say in America, GET A LIFE!

[therazvanul]

very cool & funny well done:));)

[BelisaTheTechie]

I love it!!!To Cool For School I must say!

[moviemake]

if you want to see something hilarious type in bigfoot spotted or ghost hunters 2007

[zebrafest]

the watchman is cool. plus i learned what the hell is

[loserman243]

Probably one of my top 15 videos I have ever watched, I want you to make a lot more. And just remember, the watchman is watching you... hahaha

[theycallmeposh]

holy crap, that dude is scary

[mrGgooner]

the watchman is boring, what a waste of 3minutes!

[KILLERONROAD]

LOL. That was cool.

[ejproduction]

hahahahahahahaha omg this is great stuff that dark laugh and humor..

[sekuras]

LOL

[cody478]

haha that was funny want more funny stuff search cody478 in channels

[insomniac9783]

THE WATCHMAN HAS SPOKEN!!!

[sciaticus]

very good creative style!!!

[moviemake]

if you want to see something hilarious type in bigfoot spotted or ghost hunters 2007

[JoshR81]

Sounds like "V" from "V for Vendetta". You know it be true.

[veobro]

fantastic.

i get annoyed when people leave negative comments as well.

thank you for the great post!

[KaminStalker]

ahhhh, he is watching =O

[macchesney]

ROTFLMAO... This is hilarious (^_^)..

[bilbo231]

Wary,Wary,Stange indeed..

[CathalAJHennessy]

ya no wa i tink il cum out again iv fallen 4 ya hee hee

[wrennus]

loser

[Bluehearts2007]

remember, the watchman is watching YOU!!!!!

[wehrly3692]

rofl, very good quality.

[lesking69]

nice work watchman.

[jaxkipi]

That's hilarious!

[CrappieAnimation]

check out our new movie we jus posted today!!!!

[DraculaVision]

This is one of those rare videos where I can, in complete honesty, write, LOL!

Your sincere Vampire friend,

Count dracula

[thewilsonbrothers]

Very good work!!!!

Amasing guality!

I just wonder what movie maker program he applied.=)

//thewilsonbrothers

[BruinForLife58]

this is the funniest ting ive seen in a while....good work and make some more

[kelalayoume]

Very Funny, creative, and strange. but mostly funny

[Losion1]

you sound like a black pineapple u-u-u-uh !!

haha lol!

[timmaaaay222]

he sound like hes 5

[ashford112]

green banana...!!!!!!!!!!!!

[piszczello]

hahaha lol

[Eonnn84]

rofl

[Epson88]

Hahaha, nice!

I like you all ready.

[Thirteene]

Hahhaha! So very Good ! :D