Myotron Infomercial - Part 1 of 3

[DjGallenx]

La segona hora, a rac1. Hasta el nombre es bonito

[jetthreatkevin]

how would the myotron help you when you get shot and go blind?

[rswarrior1700]

BTW this is the clean up version, as I remembered the unedited version is much more darker .. dunno how that end up on TV

[rswarrior1700]

Its missing the intro

[2011so5]

I did som research and found that this company went out of business due to "mismanagement".

[2011so5]

Data pulses up close and very personal.

[quote55]

I love that fucking Sci Fi laser sound the thing makes

[RedDaVincy]

THIS INFOMERCIAL IS LEGENDARY

[Simpledreamer]

The blind woman Sharon Komlos's story is apparently real if you do a Google search. You'll find articles and even a book on her ordeal. Notice she doesn't endorse the Myotron verbally; I wonder if she even knew what she was doing an interview for.

[ThePOKOkitty]

*pushes button* PEWWEW!

[isteize]

i think that sharon got myotronned a few times too many



[dragonsofliberty]

lol that fake blind woman blinks weird



[juanguita]

but hey! it doesn't feature the park bench dramatization! yet is hillarious :D

[averypack13]

This was better than "I have fallen and I can't get up!" LOL.

[midianholic]

I'd take the view of that fat slob in the green anyday.

[hangemhighsaddam]

oh yeah 90s infomercials! Sled Dogz, Ab and Back Plus,Facial Flex,Ab Isolater, and w/ Tony Little in it! ROTL!

[spershall]

Oh my god, the blind-acting woman is the most insane thing ever!

[HeAvEnLyStAyFLy]

@spershall

Actually I was wondering about that myself and just googled it and surprisingly enough: that's really her.

[bajablast09]

This infomercial would come on when I was 7 or 8 years old and it always scared the shit out of me.

[AgileMJOLNIR]

OMG I have been looking for this for ages! My brother and I have laughed about this infomercial for years.

We were kids when it aired and remembered how ridiculous it was even back then lol.

I am downloading this NOW!

[CryptoDriver]

@AgileMJOLNIR That's awesome, I searched for it for the same reason, my brother and I clowned on this when we were young... "Why don't you take my keys, too!" That old man would be a greasy spot on the concrete if he ever really tried to use that stupid thing on a hardened criminal. You gotta wonder how many old people got their asses stomped trying to imitate this.  Surely at least one.

[KTraska82]

No mush, no fush, no violins.

[NoisemakerArrow]

@KTraska82 I think it's "violence".

[dannyday58218195]

less than 500 views?! OMFG! this is CLASSIC!

[TairyHesticles]

Worst infomercial ever. Evvvvver.

[couturegal11]

wow i guess i am safe from rapists because their preference is blonde and i'm brunette. THANKS MYOTRON!!!

[86am]

4:15 Sharon Komlos is being played by Angela from the Bold and the Beautiful!

[yoda9999]

does anyone have the original one with the elevator and old people park bench skits?

[KTraska82]

"You better give me your wallet mister or we're gonna rearrange your head"

"We don't want any violence"

"Why don't you go run along and play.."

Haha.

[smartbunny]

Also I love the husband who apparently doesn't let his wife talk at all, and had to "check it out" for himself. "Take it from ME!" OK, you're the male, you must know what you're talking about.

[smartbunny]

YES. I remember this one. Everyone looks so comfortable with their hands flat on the table. And the story of the sisters is soooo believable!

[Simpledreamer]

How come the lady looks so calm after zapping the intruder who tried to rape her?! And who is Pamela Garrett looking for from side to side when walking up to the host who is just two feet away from her at 1:46?

[smartbunny]

Pamela Garrett is always alert! Also, is she being played by Meredith Baxter Birney?

[hypnoxxcat]

5:04

O rly now? Who EVER would've guessed?

[hypnoxxcat]

Don't you just HATE it when that happens? I'm getting kinda fed up with people breaking into my house and raping me on a daily basis. That's why I keep a Myotron under my pillow.

[smartbunny]

Well, that does happen. Lots of women are attacked in their homes. Just because this ad is cheesy doesn't mean that stuff doesn't happen.

[hypnoxxcat]

I get it, but keeping one UNDER YOUR PILLOW?

[smartbunny]

Well, if the safety comes off and it shocks her through the pillow then maybe it's not such a good idea.

[figment1988]

and if it shocks her to death. it would end up on 1,000 Ways to Die on spike tv

[HeAvEnLyStAyFLy]

omg thank you for uploading this "gem of my youth"!!! lol but where is part 2?

[Simpledreamer]

Thank you for uploading this genius of an infomercial!!