Why is it that everytime someone is waiting for the elevator, the person next to you has to push the button a couple of more times? it's not gonna go any faster. One guy pushes the button for the elevator. another guy comes and pushes it a couple more times. The first guy:"I just pushed it"
second guy:"But I have the MAGIC Finger so now it's going to come!" LMAO I heard that joke from a comedian on a crusie ship once
Yay, second comment...LOL, actually that was quite funny, especially the post code bit, phonetics...mmm, i been there done that!...so, just bread, animal v vegetable?, animal obviously, faster than speed of light, both, cos more than one sheep aint sheeps, der!, a jar and a door have no relation..., i dont turn the radio down, our lass does...lol, postcode looked up on google earth, see you tomorrow...hahaha, x for christmas, what planet are you on???, how about f for f**ks sake...pmsl, laterz..
Why is it that everytime someone is waiting for the elevator, the person next to you has to push the button a couple of more times? it's not gonna go any faster. One guy pushes the button for the elevator. another guy comes and pushes it a couple more times. The first guy:"I just pushed it"
second guy:"But I have the MAGIC Finger so now it's going to come!" LMAO I heard that joke from a comedian on a crusie ship once
shuriken6 3 years ago
would you trust a woman to drive a plane? (I'm joking of course before I get abuse!)
taxi909 3 years ago
If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?
garyamorris 3 years ago
Yay, second comment...LOL, actually that was quite funny, especially the post code bit, phonetics...mmm, i been there done that!...so, just bread, animal v vegetable?, animal obviously, faster than speed of light, both, cos more than one sheep aint sheeps, der!, a jar and a door have no relation..., i dont turn the radio down, our lass does...lol, postcode looked up on google earth, see you tomorrow...hahaha, x for christmas, what planet are you on???, how about f for f**ks sake...pmsl, laterz..
davescorpion 3 years ago
First comment!!
Jack2488 3 years ago
Lol loser :P
princessrikku51 3 years ago