Ax A Pirate #1

[666wretched]

argh

[Nagneto]

I wish this guy kept at this series. It's a shame it only lasted so long.

[fauxman]

ask a ninja is better but that's because it's what we all know as the standard. This is pretty good though it's quite refreshing.

Need a better ending tag. Good question isn't awesome as "I look forward to killing you soon"

I look forward to pillaging you soon... again....

[pamzlq1]

@fauxman this is the first one, ask a ninja is a parody, but it got more famous

[lefanrok]

wow. hes actualy as funny as the ninja.

[TeMGM]

cool

[trbleeker]

I look forward killing you soon.

-Ninja

[BillyDOOM23]

The cool continuum ruled!

[Okk88]

Yaarrrr!!

[chavolokiyo1]

that vato aint mexican to be a pirate ese hell naa get your own culture ese

[goblin0001]

The Ninja babes are great. They also love to come to the pirate side. The ninjas are just plain jealous.

[goaliemaster33]

ninjas are way better

[DiggidyFry]

Ah, Pirates. For the win, for the win. Of all the "Ask A Pirate" failures, this one sticks out as the only true success. Kudos to the director, Pirate, and everyone else involved! Vampires and Ninjas suck. And I agree- mimes shouldn't even be on the list.

[Klipsch555]

"cool" is being original...and this is no were near original. Good job copying people.

[Sanref]

pairats r00l!

[rockeranimefreak]

Pirates for Life! :)

[Reddaxe]

PIRATES ftw

[dacnceirish17]

haha... shares of google... its my fav part<3

pirates<333333333

[reaperofgenocide]

that list is way off its more like this from top to bottom

ninja

viking

seinfeld

paper plates that last

smell of bengay

michael jackson's shoes

pirates

[caster89]

so are, REAL ninjas technically

[lordofwrath88]

This is funny, so many ask a pirate posers. This is genuinly funny. but the Ninja rules.

[kamahi]

heh. ninja mimes. <3

[mechasam]

lame. ninjas would wax the floor with a dumbass pirate. ninjas KNOW the art of war. pirates just randomly flail their arms in the air carrying random weapons.

[mechasam]

... which is the reason why you know pirates are extinct, but you wonder if ninjas are or aren't....

[Kyuukei]

Actually Pirates aren't extinct.

If you read the news there was a recent pirate attack on a cruise a few months ago. Get your shit straight.

[SirSmokeal0t]

The real, genuine pirates that ppl associate with 'pirate' are long dead. Now we just got some ragheads with AK's on boats.

Ninja FTW.

[Armagoden]

We live! Pirates forever.

[caster89]

most pirates were ex-seamen who served on warships

you think they didnt know how to fight?

[punkrocker3778]

this guy is kool, but not ask kool as a ninja!

[PsykoShade]

Pirates F'n Rules

[gonzothegreat65]

how fucking unoriginal. what a poser

[punkrooster1210]

has anyone ever told you you look like Jamie Kennedy? and ur a crappy pirates, but WAY better then any ninja ive ever seen :)

[williamjacobs]

I beg to differ. This was a superb ripoff of teh ninja.

The quirky angles and junk couldn't save the clip, but the content is worthy.

Ninjas are cooler than lawyers. Lawyers are sissy pirates. They pillage you but they make police take your money, they haven't the juevos to do it themselves.

[comaninezero]

i hope a kraken eats your stupid face

[herooftime89]

what a poor, generic rip off of ask a ninja. pirates binge drink, run around like mad men (which they are), and sail with other men in a ship for months, even years on end with only one tied up, dying girl if they were lucky...

[Moviebro]

Your necklace isn't very piraty.

[FutureEmperor]

Zombies fucking rock... whats wrong with you... although i do agree that angry peasent mobs are kinda cool and vikings are pretty sweet. But whats with your zombie hate?

[gravyguy7123]

PIRATES SUCK!!!

[MassiveObsessed]

your a mime

[trogdorkilah]

lol hilarious

[chaxor]

PIRATS SUCK!!!! GO NINJAS THERE 1337

[Landlubber0918]

I could give you 1337 reasons why pirates are better than ninjas.

[tripledoble]

no way!!!!ninjas are much better than any other guy

[lilxEMOxthing]

Psch, Ninja's don't swim. We can jump so fast/long/high, that we just go right over the water. We get to the other side while you pirate jackass's are still setting sail.

[TalonHayato]

Ninjas can't jump fast/long/high. That's a myth. Ask wikipedia!

[Illersvansen]

WHAT!? No way robots are cooler than zombies.

[SmasterT]

ninjas > pirates

Cylons > Romans

[xmo]

I feel sorry for Jake.

His question wasn't answered. D:

[KocaKoala]

A neat idea to do one for pirates, but I don't really find him funny, and he also tries to use the exact same style as Ask-A-Ninja, at least come up with your own style?

[Tanjo22]

Pirates rule...but peta sucks...and vikings rule...but romans suck...im getting confused.

[Pattosensei]

I love you!!!!

[Jimbodiny]

You are good and we must conquer Ask a Freakin Ninja.

[ninjakitty8]

Lol even though Im (obviously by my name) on the ninjas side, this was still funny. Itd be funnier if ask-a-ninja hadnt been done first...But I liked it how the pirate went off the question to pirate and ninja reproduction lol.

Funny, but in my opinion not as funny as ask-a-ninja.

[Serpentz1]

oooh a shirt. I have a hook for a hand. bish.

[lilkuz]

nah ninjas are cooler

i even have a tshirt that says so

[Jimbodiny]

There are two things in this world that smell like fish and one of them is Ninjas.

[gamedudelp]

im telling you PIRATE NINJA VS CLOWNS!!

[greatalien82]

Ask a Ninja is better, but this is still funny. you need to make a new one because Ask a Ninja has made 2 since your last video.

[Nasutko]

I like ask a ninja better, your lame...but ill still watch, because your lame.

[Sousui]

Teehee. xD Arrr!!

(This stuff needs to be on competetive TV stations.. like.. ... Ax a Pirate needs to be on.. Adult Swim.. and .. Ask a Ninja needs to be on.. Disney..!)

[Deathwinter]

Oh, by the way.. I'm a viking! xD

[Deathwinter]

Lol, funny! I love pirates! xD

(but I also love Ninjas and Samurais..)

Anyways, you are genious, mate.

[cptgulls]

you serving wench get me another round of hearty ale

[ohmigosh]

xD lol

[marz143]

as a ninja pirate...im suppose to like both ask a ninja and ax a pirate...but this pirate vid needs some work...you got potential, just not the funny...needs work! cant wait to see more of it!

yarrr...hiiiyaaaa!!!

[HawkeyeGGK]

I must say, that was pretty friggin' atrocious. The lack of humor because of your inability to come up with some zany one-liners and poor comic delivery make for one awful video. In an attempt to better make your videos set apart from the site you're trying to copy, I recommend maybe getting some friends together to help with the writing. Also, try not to copy someone else's style and make videos that are all their own.

[justinmccoy]

All pirates are gay they are on all male ships in search for other mens "booty" 1 ninja could kill all the pirates of the cabean in one day. That first movie sucked btw y were 2 invincible people sword fighting? ne ways pirates are gay so dude go back to swabbing the deck in bike shorts!

[cruelhazel]

Honestly? As a pirate wench, I think this video got me a little turned on.

Bravo!

Arrrrrrr!

[ninjaXusaco]

girl ninjas are called kunoichi and theyre hot

[yecanhavemebooty]

yar.

[Cordam]

man, these Ax a pirate movies really rox hard!

arrrr...

[SickFlick]

what can I say ?! "BORE-OKE!! LAME-OKE, I REALLY DON'T CARE-OKE!!" NOBODY REALLY GIVES A FUCK-EOKE !!!! u can't act, no theme song, the script sucks. u suck, i hope Ninja replys to this, u gon get a shuriken up ur ass !!

[OoogieBoogie]

Thank you my friend.

[eternalautumn]

*keelhauls the both of you*

Pirates > ninjas

[MiyabiDesu]

I couldn't sit through an entire "Ask a ninja" video. D:

Yet I've seen all of the axapirate ones and they're a hell of a lot funnier. Hell - they're funny at all, compared to the ninjas. -__-;

[kaeau]

aye!!! pirates rule!

[thombone]

Pirates have to COPY Ask A Ninja, because they are boring and unoriginal. This proves they come in second when compared to Ninjas, otherwise they would have thought of this first rather than needing Ninjas toshow them the way to video podcasting.

[cookiethehungry]

I think somebody is jealous of the immensely better quality and enthusiasm put into this.

Not to mention a whole lot more funny.

[nothingtosay]

AWESOME

[sw3nick]

PETA protestors; they throw blood

[thealok]

refers people to Ask A ninja SD 1: what is a podcast

on why it is better than this

[MandyBB]

Yes!

[cypress0crow]

you need a theme song :(

[jmurockstar]

i look forward to plundering you soon!

[jmurockstar]

yarr!!!

[megavela]

Pirates rule!