Hellsing OVA 5 (1/5) English Subtitles

[WickedJ133]

nice mockery of bruce willis :D or a tribute in that sense

[TheLastFemaleSaiyan]

I much prefer the dub, but I am not waiting to see what happens next if it means waiting months!

[ChampionAshSatoshi]

needdd.............D.U.B

[moonlightdreams13]

Lol the part where they all take out their handbooks will always be my fave bit of the whole series.....I just can't stop laughing for some reason :O

[jouwmakker]

I loved that part in the intro with the reference to Day of the Jackal. :P

[blaakheart8]

really a hand book on how to start world war 3 with supermario coin collecting sound effects

[ChileHT]

WHEN WILL THEY DUB IT?!? AND WHY DO THEY ONLY RELEASE AN EPISODE EVERY YEAR/COUPLE OF MONTHS?!?!? WWWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYY!! :'s its making me emotional, not being able to have my dose of dubbed Hellsing... on a wierder note, all my friends say im a creep for thinking Alucard is kinda hot at times ..... is it just me?

[ScottDHarrisFilms]

Give it another five or ten years, and this version of Bruce WIllis may become a sad, sad reality.

[antirapmissle]

does anyone know of an english release date?

[konsmiddel]

like a dude commented on another Hellsing movie, if u want the thing dubbed to english so damn much, support the series with acctually buying the DVD, then maybe they'll bother dubbing it for u

[spagetti001]

i guess this is never gonna be dubbed...

[oisinm332]

When is this and the rest of them going to be in english, its just not the same in japanese with subtitles.

[suosopuli91]

...Right, we got Bruce Willis, General de Gaulle, Christopher Walken and a bunch of other people and a mentions of Mila Jovovitch and Steve Buscemi plus Roger Smith from The Big O (the negotiator)...

Alucard: "This doesn't make any sense..."

Me to that: "Oh yeah!? WTF is going on? The hell?!"

Alucard: "Is this some kind of sign...?"

Me to that: "Duh! This is a sign that you've been taking too much shrooms or narcomans lately!"

[mikiuchiha369]

They're British speaking japanese

[lenardregencia]

LOL XD is that Bruce Willis?

[Notmyfac3pls]

I know it's tedious but could someone explain who all those other guys were pretending to be alucard's gun's spirit (after the one that's bruce willis)? xD

[naruteoh123]

Japanese have the best voice actors compare to the english one. Don't know why, they are better in putting emotions for the characters of anime. No matter it's the maniac laughing, screaming in anger or crying. They manage to make it sound so natural compare to English counterpart.  That's my opinion

[balrog0444]

@naruteoh123 Don't forget the infamous "AAAAMMMEENNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!" That the japanese have that the english don't =P

[Zidandy]

japanese dub > english dub

[maxpower072]

@Zidandy its not a japanese dub, its just japanese...

[WEEEE666]

you cant do a british accent in japanese... damn i wish this was in english and alucardson sounds so stupid.

[sammo5000]

TURN UP THE F*CKING VOLUME DAMMIT!!!!

[brunoharris95]

Wait, Willis? Save the Earth from a meteorite? Freaky kid that saw ghosts? CATCH MILLA JOVOVICH? Is he fucking Bruce Willis??!?!?

[AbyssKing1]

@brunoharris95 your eyes do not deceive u. That was Bruce Willis, or at least a joke version

[Demideemdeem]

@brunoharris95 Yup, he's ;)

[flamingpoodleofdoom]

Who the fuck down thumbed this?

LOL.  ONE PERSON. VERSUS 220.

[Allaania]

Did'nt Seras have a dream about the Spirit of her gun also?!

[t0mmyb0y75]

@Allaania yup, the spirit of harkonnen.

[Senjak026]

I keep reading comments like "It sounds strange when everything is spoken in Japanese ", "it should be dubbed in English" etc. How dumb you ppl are , but really how dumb? Japanese voice actors are more than great. And btw how come u don't find it strange when in holywood movies have everyone from lost tribes of Inca to aliens speak fluent English. Blissful ignorance

[flamingpoodleofdoom]

@Senjak026

What I'm fucking tired of is how ALL anime does ONE language.

WTF man? Oh and before someone says "but they use words from other languages", they fucking fail when they try. Always.

Hellsing is British = speak English then

Neo-Nazis are German = speak German then

The Vaticans are Italian = speak Italian then

Anyhow, the Japanese voice actors do a much better job then the English ones, but the real problem is that Anime producers only use one language at a time.

[Senjak026]

@flamingpoodleofdoom I see what u r trying to say, but anime is made for Japanese audience and Japanese only...They have no rights to distribute it across the globe, thats where all of their media partners come in and make dubbed versions. And if u look at it that way Japanese ppl, dont need to listen to any other language than their own, because it would have to be subbed then,

[Senjak026]

@flamingpoodleofdoom and also voice actors should learn more than few words, they would need to know how to speak fluently in several languages. not to mention the plot of hellsing where u have so many languages, and how do expect main characters to understand each other when they spek different language...see where I'm getting at, too much trouble for producers

[flamingpoodleofdoom]

@Senjak026

I would like to see a realistic language speaking anime is all.

Another example is Death Note.

The detectives should be speaking English, a few of the spies could be speaking Italian or German, and then the Japanese people should be speaking Japanese.

If anime keeps getting a bigger and bigger audience then they will need to take this into consideration.

The subtitle language should be easily interchangeable by now anyhow. We ARE in the 21st century for god's sake.

[Senjak026]

@flamingpoodleofdoom I wouldn't mind seeing anime spoken in several languages either. Neither English nor Japanese are my native languages so I would not mind at all if they implemented more....but as I said as long as they make Anime just for Japanese audience they will not change way they are doing things now.

[YaoiIsMySin]

@Senjak026

i´m just glad that this has english subs and i actually like japanese version more than english dubbed. but what i meant to say is that luckily this isn´t in my native tongue. *shivers* i would die cause i´m pretty sure the dub would be horrible.

[DGneoseeker1]

@flamingpoodleofdoom

Eh? Death Note is surely set in Japan, therefore everyone should be speaking Japanese apart from the guys from the USA.

[GentlemanAeon777]

Jesus christ, what kind of blood did he drink!? Alcoholic's or crack head's blood!?

[YaoiIsMySin]

@GentlemanAeon777

maybe he had both... -.-

[LilaKirby]

I want the german dub =(

[LaraGothicPrincess]

heheh christopher walken

[zabuza20x]

they need to git the english dub out asap

[OtakuToshiiro]

i love this anime, but it sounds kinda stupid in japanese. No one sounds right without their accents.

[RemnantOfBirth]

WILLIS!!!!!

[beowulf870]

what is he on, and can i have some?

[iluvmickstjohn4ever]

ok...soo...the opening to this ep is freaky...and y they make fun of bruce!? T_T...i like bruce...and alucard shouldn't b having trippy dreams like seras...he's not cute and cuddly...and the attempt to do so is disconcerting...lolz

[t0mmyb0y75]

@iluvmickstjohn4ever...Well, in the manga he has this dream after stuffing himself with a bunch of bags of blood. In the context of the OVA, he has this dream after stuffing himself with Rip Van Winkle. The important thing to take away from the dream is when Edward Fox warns Alucard to be cautious of traitors.

[CyndellWarrior]

Now Alucard's trippin' balls!!!!

Worse than Seras-chan.........makes me worried for him

[TheVlad201]

Remember when fighting always look at ur HANDBOOK its save life

[meister245]

The one thing that really ruins this series is the immature ridicolous that are supposed to be the dream sequences.

[koolio67890]

@meister245 It's in the original manga so they put it in. The author of the manga wanted hellsing to be more lighthearted. It just really didn't end up that way :)

[DarKGun68]

In the beginning, he's describing a bunch of Bruce Willis movies? Is he suppose to be Bruce Willis?

[t0mmyb0y75]

@DarKGun68...Yes, that guy is supposed to be Bruce Willis XD

[ogichi32]

HANDBOOK!? God it's Hotel Mario all over again, still it was a good tension relaxer. And funny too

[Nitocolus]

Alucard's tripping balls or something...

[t0mmyb0y75]

@Nitocolus...The key thing to take away from the dream is what Edward Fox says -- "You have to be cautious of traitors..."

[Nitocolus]

Edward Fox is the spirit of the Jackal? Alucard's still tripping out though...

[t0mmyb0y75]

@Nitocolus...True true. I guess that's what he gets for devouring Rip like he did =)

[Nitocolus]

She did seem like she was on something....

[NightStarification]

this has to be one of the best story lines ever!!!! wish it was in english

[PortgasDAce007]

Wow, the Hellsing series seriously got retarded now that there is no dubbed version left. WTF is there any episodes after 4 in english dubs?!

[DeathRavenOmen]

nope this is the best ur gonna get untill the dubbing company desides to dubb Hellsing again

[Rocketai]

WTF is the start?!

Btw, I still don't get it how that boy have cat ears... O_o

(I though it was a girl from the start... because in english dub it have a girl voice... no offence)

[sharkrocket12]

Did you just dis Schrodinger..? ~gun cocks~

[Rocketai]

Wait, what?

Well, Schrödinger is voiced by a woman in english dub, that's why I though he was a girl.

[evikt14]

what the fuck is this all about? i take it the person who did it cut a load of other sences and put um 2gether

[Zeitherius]

he talks way too much..

[silverstar3333333]

wtf

[gliscorpotas]

6:04 is mickey mouse

[wedgies123]

wtf was that starting

[taschaeleven]

XD when he's saying ACHTUNG it quite sounds like Achetunge:-D

[SableKnightCamus]

LMAO @ 2:00, was that "Day of the Jackal" by Frederick Forsyth that they were referencing?

[Yunero]

@SableKnightCamus yeah i was hahahaha that was cool!

[t0mmyb0y75]

@sableyeman...it's mentioned that millennium has taken over defenses and all communications have been cut off.

[CorneliusGrim]

I wish this was english dubbed...Japanese subbed just doesnt fit the whole mood of it for me..

[taschaeleven]

i kind of have another expression of this....I like subs much more....cuz the dubs are mostly always so bad that u cant enjoy the anime at all

[Jusmoounts]

@taschaeleven In some cases that is true (especially if 4kids is involved) but Hellsing OVA does the dub well.

[mrsanimal0lover]

@CorneliusGrim same here

[mrsanimal0lover]

@CorneliusGrim you're not the only one

[antipunx]

@CorneliusGrim I disagree. The English voice actors are always terrible. When it's in Japanese it doesn't matter if they're terrible because you can't understand the language, but you still get the idea of how they want the words to be spoken. But that's just my opinion.

[ochtomale]

There is a dub out there, but they deleted a lot of the music and sound effects. So it may not be what you expect.

[kalma5003]

@CorneliusGrim You got it all wrong... palmface

[metalhacker666]

@CorneliusGrim lol the japanese subbed is 100 times more intense than the eng dub it ..for me

[sableyeman]

i'm going to ignore the fact that no aircaft could fly anywhere near london without being detected beforehand and getting shot-down by shore defenses. not to mention...ech..nvm. too many flaws. just going to enjoy the ova

[pariah9982]

Who knew Alucard was using shrooms?

[nero176]

lmao reminds me of bleach

[ACruelPicture]

At 01:23, Lol Pulp Fiction!

[Dalvanara]

duz anyone know when this will be dubbed?

[narutomanga05]

now imagine (IF episode 5 is EVER dubbed) if they actually got bruce willis, christopher walken and every other celeberty there for the begining? xDDDD

[HackersSun]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOLLLL I liked how he tried to kill his gun spirit, then he couldn't then said "what the..?" hehehehhee And all the others came out saying "IM YOUR REAL GUN!!" lllllllllllllllllllllllooooooo­ooooooooooolllll

[Rashoooo123]

6:54 Doctor smile =D Zorin Smile =D Captain ..... =l

haha ^^

[childrenofthegrave1]

The Pulp Fiction reference is just genius

[Galenin]

S: Are? Are? Ororororo?

D: What seems to be the problem Schrödinger?

S: I seem to have lost my handbook

D: Just look off of Sturmhauptführer's then

S: DO-DING!

xD

[kemicalromanc15]

Why the hell is 2, 3, and 4 dubbed but not freaking 5??? GAHH

[fathersky24688642]

because this ova is rather resent, the 7th just came out in fact (in japiniesse), we should see the 5th dubbed rather soon

[prefix331]

japiniesse :D i loled at this :p

[bobjoezonehill]

dude, these ppl have weird dreams, but i never expected alucard to have one too

[HackersSun]

yah! but its soo fun! Especially to see reaction!!! x3

[shadoskill]

because they haven't gotten the licence from English people to dub it. ep4 i think took almost a year don't rember tho

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

oh my god alucard's gun is bruce willis!!!!

[Galenin]

@IloveOtherPplsMsry Isn't ... ^^ That is just a dream, also the "guns" kill each other all the time, so it's not certain ... ^^

[blktooth5150]

has any one heard news on this one being dubbed? i've searched everywhere can't find shit.

[FroshLikeMe]

yeah i don't think its BEEN dubbed yet! I'm searching for it too :( sadness

[TheBandita43]

Cracks me up. "WAR! LET'S GO TO WAR! BOMB ENGLAND! Now, everyone turn to chapter 14, page 492 of your handbooks..."

[sillymona123]

waaa i live in england D:

[Galenin]

@TheBandita43 Yeah ... ^^

"Now, if everyone would kindly consult their handbooks. If you all turn to page 3 ..." Caught me off guard, made me laugh like 10 mins ... ^^

[TheBandita43]

I do hope this gets dubbed eventually. Who does Integra's voice? She's fabulous.

[t0mmyb0y75]

Victoria Harwood. I agree she's awesome as Integra.

[syrano2005]

lol the spirit of the gun is Bruce Willis, very convenient

[Frankenstrat247]

GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARDS FTW

[puppet23ca]

good reference to day of the Jackal

[kyuugoki]

5th element ftw

[smilek0624385]

Um...ok...I have a question...regarding 0:00-2:55

Uh, WTF?!?!?!

Also, keinve2 rocks. I would suggest, Darklord, that you attempt to study a foreign language so you can understand the complexities of languages, but perhaps you should try learning English first.

BTW, 'involved' has two v's

[shagohod666]

wish they would put this in english rather than just the subtitles

[keinve2]

@shagohod666 Voices are shit when you dub anime. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Just look at the Naruto dub. Or the Yu-Yu Hakusho dub. Or any dub.

[shagohod666]

thats your opinion. i think they did a good job w/ this series dub

[DARKLORD32209]

not true. with this, its because this involed so many different accents that can't be done in japaneese, like nazi, and british. those should be in english. now I give u credit, naruto dub sucked ass, and yu-yu hakusho was bad. but this anime can be dubbed.

[keinve2]

Wrong. Let me count the ways.

1. What the fuck do you mean an accent can't be done in japanese? Have you ever heard a british person speaking japanese? Or an american? If so, compare how they sound to a native of japan speaking japanese. You will notice an accent.

2. 'Nazi' is not an accent. German is an accent, and Nazi's are German. But, calling Nazi an accent is rather racist. However, I will instead assume you are just an idiot.

[DARKLORD32209]

@keinve2 I am not a racist person at heart. just saying that, I DO KNOW there is an accent. I have heard it before on other occasions, I just wanna say, not as good thou.thats all. still, I do level with ya on a few things. somthiong should just remian in japaneese. just sub, and NEVER dub.

[keinve2]

I am pretty sure you are not racist. That is why I said I will assume you are jsut an idiot. Now, what I did say was that calling 'Nazi' an accent is a racist statement, if only because of the beliefs and racial inclusion of the Nazi. Once again, I am not calling you racist. I am calling you an idiot who should probably hear this quote, which belongs to no one in particular.

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt."

[420UPlOADER]

5th element?

[StopMotionRabbit]

What the hell... Another gun-ghost nightmare?? Dude... Did Alucard drink the blood of some acid-addict or something??

:-s

I'd prefer knives or a crossbow or something if this is what you get when you have a gun...

[tqvivaperu]

same here...damn the scene was so random that at first I thought was watching the wrong thing...

[keinve2]

@StopMotionRabbit Then he would get knive-ghost dreams, or Crossbow-ghost dreams.

[VincentCrane82]

*watches opening*

...I truly have no clue what's going on.

Christopher Walken, celebrity referances, alucard is normal, signs, what?

[Arkticus]

That Willis-part freaks me out every time...and DeGaul!? Come on now, alucards the biggest badass vampire ever, and suddenly he sees nightmares...? Meh. Must be third rate blood or something...

[killathi]

I think Seras's did that...

[THX1449]

HA! Willis for the Win!!!

[ChirayuKhotchasanee]

lol A hand book for the nazis rofl mao man *laughs*

[MichaelC19fan]

The Nazis complied a book of prominent Britains who were to be arrested if they invaded England. The Nazis printed 20,000 copies of the what is called Black Book.

[ChirayuKhotchasanee]

cool :3

[xXParanoidPandaXx]

LOL XD Christopher Walken!!!

[Riama93]

Jackal - Bruce Willis? Alucard should stop drinking so much wine

[xGeneralGrievousx]

At the beginning, he was talking about Bruce Willis.

[bobmanny11]

i say to make it feel more real they should have had a germens voice over all the third rike.

[black23wolf]

I can't wait till they show Alucard's full system release in OVA!!!

[black23wolf]

What the hell is that shit at 2:16!

I feel sorry for alucard, having that terrible bothersome dream!

"GO AWAY"

oh yeah lol couldn't agree more

[MenosGrandeSolotario]

Mario found a coin 7:47

[driftwoodskateteam]

Alucard is probably the most badass vampire out there, I have 3 action figures of him and a 6 inch resin statue of him in my room.

[driftwoodskateteam]

what the hell dude? This isn't even on dvd yet, how did you find it?

[SuperPippoInzaghi90]

When is the dub coming out for OVA 5?

[TheKingsoulja]

His that midget of a boss , strong ? or is he just acting arrogant because he has an army ?

[t0mmyb0y75]

Yes part of it is b/c he has a strong army, even though it's small. Also b/c he has a master plan that he's confident will defeat Hellsing & Alucard. Plus he's an insane warmonger. And you'll find out what the Major really is in OVA 10.

[pumahottest]

Alucard knows how it is; enters cartoon land and one of the first things he says is "...This doesn't make any sense..."

[Spiegel1989]

7:11

I. FUCKING. ROFLMAO'D.

[vampiredemon24]

okay the dude in all white that wants to take over is really fat every time i see him on hellsing his belly hangs out like santa claws

[JAKJAKJAK619]

that is the MAJOR!~

[vampiredemon24]

yea that dude sorry im bad at remembering names

[darkorchestrator]

"Is this some kind of sign...?"

Yes, it's a sign that you spend way too much of your free time drinking and watching action films.

[tyentyen]

8:43- 8:53 = It looks like Major's reading off the Subs!!! XD

[Tokumastu]

What did Alucard smoke or inject or even inhailed in order to end up in willis space

[Bensterr23]

That...was the weirdest beggining i have EVER seen.

[fuuandmomo419]

man i love this series XD

the english dubs of volume 5 and 6 haven't been announced yet. FUNimation bought Geneon, the company that licensed the english dubs and re-released the first three volumes of the OVA and then released the fourth sometime in September last year.

[tujente]

Does anyone know when the english Dub comes out?

[t0mmyb0y75]

Sorry, I went from having a really good guess to a ballpark guess to having absolutely no idea of when the English dub is coming out.

[tujente]

Thanks anyway : )

[tutudragon16]

funimation has discontinued dubbing the hellsing ova's. something about too big a project for them to support right now. which stinks, i know.

[ChemicalHakusho]

I had a dream that was sorta like that once. I had eaten a blue peice of fuzzy pizza before I went to sleep.

[Raik3n]

I think when he mentioned Alucard and Steve Buscemi destroying a meteorite I had been laughing for 5 straight minutes.....

[suzukixi]

Diagram you don't know the definition of pirate....

[VExcalibur]

Okay, this is just getting ridicilious. WTF is wrong with the intro?

[F1ghtingFalcon]

Okay, that is just CLOWNSHIT mental. You must need a fuckload of crystal meth to enter WEEEELLISS SPACE!

[benooblak]

i loled

[LunaFin]

Valid point. Did you hear any official announcement?

[t0mmyb0y75]

Sorry, unfortunately I was duped! I found out the panel was only a fan panel >=O

[LunaFin]

Dang that sucks. I guess we'll have to wait XD

[kimoniki21]

.....Because Hitler Has To Be An Vampire...T.T

[colonol5000]

whats with the beggining

[RaizielP]

omg its bruce willis

[LunaFin]

I heard a rumor that Funimation wasn't going to distribute hellsing in America or dub it. Anybody hear anything legit?