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  • OMG THE CHICK FROM NORWAY (mina? something...) LOOKS JUST LIKE MY FRIEND WITH SHORTER HAIR!! :D and she's our norwegian exchange student.. haha(:

  • Jefa-fa dunHAM dot com! :)

  • lol. every1 in Finland said they wanted to kill me D:

  • Wow! Jeff I have loved you forever! I am so glad it is so much easier to see you now! Keep it up! Good Luck in everything you do your awesome!

  • That girl that called Jeff a stupid American is mean!

  • Well London, England. La Di Freakin' Da! xD

  • I'm norwegian and i can confirm it really is cold and dark 80% of the time... except in the summer when we never turn the damn sun off >.<

  • Finland! There was HIFK flag♥

  • COME TO ARIZONA

  • Bitch calls JEFF DUNHAM stupid American 5:42 We should KILL HER

  • Guy Does Achmed voice well 4:06

  • @toonfan24 yes you have to make your voice sort of crack when you say it lol :D

  • Please come to Maryville,Tennessee

  • Please come to Scottland

  • When r u doing a show in a Los Angeles?

  • Y U NO GO TO PARIS?

  • Helsinkikikiiii

  • Why not in Switzerland ??? I wanna see Peanut, Jef fa fa !! :0(

  • jeff come back to england go to widnes or liverpool !

  • Jeff when you come back to england go to plymoth

  • very funny

  • NORWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jeff! Next time you go European Tour come to Poland!

  • Stupid american haha what a dumb bitch guess they exist in all countries. Jeff keep up the american uncensored unedited talent

  • finland i gona kill you

  • jy eet ook niet veel je bent my niet ik heb smurfenmaag,ik,eet,i,kopje,opt­imel,yoghurt,smiddags 1broodje slankie smeerkaas savonds 3,mini,aardappeltjes,voldoende­,groente,weinig,vlees,molly eet meer ,kryg ik trek snachts op tosti 1boterham met mc donalds cheddarcheese is mager niet verwacht voor mc donalds dat is het ,nu,gezondigd,met,koek not used daarom misselyk he

  • jy eet ook niet veel je bent my niet ik heb smurfenmaag,ik,eet,i,kopje,opt­imel,yoghurt,smiddags 1broodje slankie smeerkaas savonds 3,mini,aardappeltjes,voldoende­,groente,weinig,vlees,molly eet meer ,kryg ik trek snachts op tosti 1boterham met mc donalds cheddarcheese is mager niet verwacht voor mc donalds dat is het

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  • Nina is really hot man I want to go to Norway!!!

  • Nina is really hot man I want to go to Norway!!!

  • STUPID AMERICAN? *facepalm* LIKE THAT?

  • Acmed<3

    SILENCE!

    I KILL YOU!

    - Norway<3

  • Best part; Norway ;P

  • when i saw Jeff went to Oslo i was like "shit did he meet Eddsworld?"

  • HEY! I saw harry potter!

  • LOL!! stupid American.

  • way to go jeff! u deserve succes!!!! :)

  • its funny that stockholm gave the "spreading like free beer" example XD

  • What Walter tried to say was what we call "smalahåve" wich is boild sheep head and a almost extictioned dish :P

  • Nina kan jo norsk =)

  • @KKsKrissvs121 hun er jo norsk

  • come to Germanyyyy T.T

  • Haha. Then the word just spread like umm, like umm, hmm, Like huh Free Beer. XD

  • big mac venligst.

    is how u say it in danish

  • omfg i forgot about the show in oslo... if u ever come back ill be there

  • 4:08 greatest Achmed immitation EVER!!!!! luv ya random hot guy in the vid :P

    Oh, and BTW: OH JEFF-F-FA HO JEFF-F-FA, WITHOUT ME YOU'D SUCK-K-KA!!!

  • 4:08 greatest Achmed immitation EVER!!!!! luv ya random hot guy in the vid :P

  • BUBBA J

  • lol at 2:03 at 3:41 you can see birans wife in a chair

  • lol at 2:03

  • gome to finland again at summer to my birthday! pliiis pliiiis i love all of the bubets you have!!! pliiis i love you im your bigest fan!!! pliiis!!

  • gome to finland!!! pliiis!!!

  • Lol

  • 4.06

    Good job :D

  • at 4:07 he did it the best.

  • @TheDarkwolffox true dat

  • :D COPENHAGEN! THATS WHERE I'M FROM!!!

    dont you say ANYTHING!.....

  • For more than twenty years Jeff has been a hidden gem of comedy in the states. It's wonderful to see that european audiences love his comedy just as much as we do.

  • in danish how do you say big mac XD XD

  • I hope you to see in Rotterdam.

  • I wonder if he's ever had a brain freeze on stage

  • Shes a stupid whore.

  • The girl that called Jeff a stupid American was obviously joking,It was part of the act.

  • @timtrozzo her name was nina xD

  • when did he come london eeeich man i didnt even know...i was gana go see the show

  • Lets hire achmed to kill that blond teacher person!

  • what the fuck ????

    ,that blond bitch said that jeff is stupid,jeff is breliant and if u cant see that then u r the stupid, and by the way " i kill u"

  • He is like a freakin rock star now!!

    But calling this a Big City tour while he made 4 of the 5 cities in nearly the sames countrys...

    Its most like a "Viking city tour" ^^

    Damn i whise he came to Paris or Brussels...

    And the Achmed t-shirst are nice.

  • WHAT IS THE SONG!?!?!

  • @overpwnage17 What song?

  • wanna see him live in POLAND :D

  • Don't call people stupid! He is new to norvegian language im mean im trying to talk in tagalog and i had a hard time! SO DON'T CALL US HUMANS STUPID NOR ANIMALS!!!!

  • @WeedTheUnknown she was kidding and we are not animals

  • @moffa3210 guess what? I think someone hacked in my account :| I don't even remember writing this

  • DENMARK!!!!!

  • its unbelivable how beautiful are these european wimen. and the people its so warm, friendly and polite. I wanna go to all of those countrys

  • the two words the girl was trying to l learn him actually meant legins and easterveacation

  • Lol calling him stupid as he's one of the greatest comedians ever, that's just prooving smugness of norwegian people ^_^ try learning polish so we can call u dumb aswell :)

  • wanna see him live @ philippines lol :)))))))))

  • I'm not surprised that he went through scandinavia. Is there a chance for a show in Germany? I'm afraid not, because most people would not understand a thing unless you have a translator at your side... but I wanna see it live :/

  • aww man just cuz of her jeff maybe never return to norway, what a fucking bitch she should go die somewhere, btw jeff is awesome!

  • @Grikkle I wouldn't worry; if Jeff let negative comments like that bring him down, he'd never make it to where he is today. Never mind her.

  • i hate that girl what did jeff do to her jeff is beast what does she think he learned to talk in a few months but he can learn what ever the language in a few days

  • Whats the song?

  • Y she call Jeff stupid?

  • it's amazing how beautiful european girls are.

  • 3:42 the girl sitting on the chair is wearing an Avenged Sevenfold hoodie :D

    just sayin

  • word is apreading like uh like uhh free beer. 1:47.......really tho. free beer was the first thing that ca e to ur mind?? ha ha wow.

  • 2:00 it is easy it is "en bigmack tak" you will also have a cola?

  • jeff you really have to come to holland! pleaaaaaaaase?

  • @lisalovemusical hij is al geweest hoor

    drie dagen in de HMH

  • @Kristiaan1986 shit! waarom hebik dat nou weer gemist :( nouja volgende keer dan XD

  • can anybody translate the norwegia words in english or german????

  • Lol she didn't call HIM stupid, just those Americans who put dogs in a microwave!

  • check out europeantourvideos dot com

  • I don't like in the end that that girl called Jeff a stupid American! At least he tried!!!

  • check out europeantourvideos dot com went to see Rolling Stones Eric Clapton movie clips photo gallery filmed in Paris Cannes Nice Prague Amsterdam and Budapest  on line viewing europeantourvideos dot com city tours

  • HAHA....... does somebody know when he's coming to norway again ? :P

    I want to see him live :D:D:D

  • I hope this comes out on DVD soon.

  • What a fuckin stupid ass bitch, I' sorry does she speak english with an american accent? Stupid norweign girl. Fuck dumbass turd.

  • that norvegian girl is soooooooooo hot and her accent is very sexy !! :-* I love the part where she speaks

  • yeah, Americans are stupid.. but they are so funny!! :D 

  • @KikoSVK hey only some americans r stupid i mean im an american and there r dumb ones but not all r stupid

  • @Holl2016 yeah, I know :-) but for example.. 98% of people in Slovakia know where is USA, Serbia, whats the capital city of Hungary, Poland ... how many % of Americans know where is Slovakia, Slovenia, capital city of Hungary.. ?

    In Swiss they even don´t know the capital city of Slovakia and Hungary, and we are not too far like you :P

  • @Holl2016 Lovely comment back but hungry's capital is Budapest capital of poland is warsa thank u very much!

  • @Holl2016 plus ur a victum of propaganda

  • come to eastern slavic europe, we have easier language that germans and scandinavians! :D

  • hm, weird, i know he was at germany at some point, but not in this tour?

  • People laughed when walter said that food joke in sweden they just silenced it so it will seem as if no one laughed lol. When will you peform in LA cuz i'd like to see your jokes live. And is there a certain age you have to be to see your jokes cuz Im 14.

  • @resist0224 he said a simmilar joke in sweden or do you mean norway?

  • @drag0nfis7 yeah they were laughing but they muted them

  • @resist0224 oh :P

  • @drag0nfis7 yeah cuz member that chick from sweden or norway the one that called him a stupid american

  • @resist0224 hehe yea (it was in norway)... too bad i missed this in sweden, does anybody knows when it was?

  • @drag0nfis7 Late winter, early summer in 2009

  • SILENCE ! I KILL YOU!

  • why the hell he didn't come to Tallinn???

  • Yeah i remember When he was in norway, I was lauging as Hell!!!

  • lol cold and dark 80%of the time!

  • Hehe GOgo DK !

  • You performed in Europe? In Stockholm? In Helsinki? Why didn't I hear anything about it? I'm from Estonia - sooooo close! Please come back!

  • Dear Nina,

    SILENCE!

    ...I KILL YOU!

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  • Hey, she's part of it - those words are impossible even for us next door neighbours in Sweden...

    I'd love to see the part from Stockholm where Jeff realizes that we are familiar with Bubba J and fetches him, although he wasn't planned to be on the show... But Jeff forgot some of the punch lines - the audience to the rescue! We shouted out the lines all together and Jeff kinda freaked...

    "This has got to be the most absurd show ever..."

    Hilarious! xD

  • cant believe i missed this (Sweden) when was it?

  • 4:05 - the spiky dude does the absolute best impression x3

  • I cant wait for Jeff to come to South africa in september!!!!

  • me too!!!

  • if i see that lady im gona kick her ass

  • the one in italy was the best... no wait,he never came here,no one awesome ever come to this shitty stinky country...

  • helsinki  rocks jea

  • Nina...If you can't teach someone like JD your language...it definitely doesn't mean he's stupid...it's mean that you're sucks teacher...!

  • I never heard anything about him playing a european tour or I would have gone to see him. Does anyone know if he's coming back to the UK?

  • I KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUUU

  • acccccchhhhhhhhhmedd is the best

  • omigod... why not ISRAEL? T^T

    your just so dmn hilariouse and i wish one day you will also come and perform in israel *crosses fingers*

  • Diskriminierend, das er nicht in Deutschland war. I think more american comedians should tour through europe!

  • That guy at 4:07 could say it so well

  • Too bad he doesn't come to France.

  • what's the name of the 1st song

  • What's the song at the beginning?

  • he suposed to call it scandinavian tour not europian

  • hey Jeff!

    was it funny when the Norwegians knew the Bubba-J lines better than you? I thought it was funny as hell!

    It was a great show!

  • jeez nobody likes jose or bubba j lol

    then again neither do i

  • all i wanna say is..... thank you to all the people who agree w/ me......Jeff Dunham is a sexy bitch! XD :D :)

    ~DUNHAMMANIAC3~

  • It's a pity he didn't come do Bulgaria.. .He's still great though...

  • Europe has much more states :(

  • why he don't was in germany?!

  • As a dane, I would say your question answer it self!

  • Norwegian is a difficult language to handle, so I'm proud of Jeff that he was really trying! :) If he would've pronounced the words correctly, the mass whould have laughed their ass off, never to be replaced! :P Haha, yes, I'm Norwegian, and we love you Jeff! (That was not very nice, Nina!)

  • 5:11 ... I have a boner...

  • who the hell said jeff is stupid,

    let me kik ya ass..

    he briliant!!

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  • Call him a stupid American, you fucking Norwegian bitch! Just because he doesn't know your shitty language that no one wants to learn besides English and Spanish, he's STUPID? You know you finger yourself to him, you slut!

  • but she's hoootttttttttttt~~~~~~~~~!!

  • Fuck yeah she is. But, you gotta agree with what I said too.

  • yeah I know

  • funny one ...... it wasnt cool to call him stupid ....just cos he didnt say it right .... by that norvegian girl......scandinavian language are hard ........ .

  • @Alyssa0401

    She said: Strømpebukse = pantyhose, påskeferie = easter vacation.

    Tho Jeff said "Smalahove" (google it)

  • @Alyssa0401 they made her say that

  • Well, I have to correct the description on this one. Jeff storms NORTHERN Europe. You have to come to Portugal, Spain, Italy, etc.

    Nevertheless, every skit I get on youtube is hilarious. Brilliant.

  • please I beg you ..please come to mexico , we love you here !!! please

    P.S bring with ya acmeh he 's the best hahahahahahaha lol

  • That´s shame, that he won´t come to Prague. Maybe not because nobody here understand english.

    Jeff u have to learn czcech, than come to Prague. PLS

  • But first u have to find where Prague is. If I say Czech republic u will think about Russia. As other americans.

  • I was on his show in Oslo, and it was brilliant... Hope he will come back here pretty soon :) i'll be there

  • OMG!!! he was in my freakin country and I didnt even know?!?!?!?! whyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

  • Aren't you forgetting some countries? This was more like a Scandinavian tour. Even England was Danish once.

  • Self censorship sucks.

  • what you think about finland :D

    what i think is that's the greatest country in the world...

  • damn man you ignored iceland you went to oslo copenhagen helsinki london stockholm but no iceland

  • "i love achmed!" WTF

  • i don't think they should let a terrorist on a plane... wait a minute, he's not a terrorist! He's a terrifying terrorist!

  • we envy you guys...

    jeff dunham

    THE BEST!!!

    from manila, philippines

  • MARCH 17TH!!! Can't wait, second row seats, look for a teen girl with a bright ass lime grren tanktop!!!! keep making us all laugh!!!!!!!!!!!

  • My dad saw your show in Norway. wish i had been there.

    -just to joke a little. here is the Norweagian werson-:

    "Faren min så showet ditt i Norge.

    skulle ønske jeg var der."

  • haha think thats cold then come to canada :)

  • come to the ALGARVE in PORTUGAL where it's warm!!!

  • Nina is hot :)